Bomber

Date: 2026-07-10 AO: Bomber Q: Tim the Toolman , PAX: Dangle, Pep, Black Lung, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Topps, Vector, Papa Bear, CubCadet, Chunks FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Wet
WARMUP: SSH
THE THANG:
Used the “F3 Card Pack” for a round of randomly-selected, full-body exercises
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence at the Percy Warner stairs tomorrow at 6am. Funeral for Squatter’s wife 5pm today, information elsewhere on Slack
COT:
PLAYLIST: Lots of mumble-chatter with terrible melody and tune.

Mule Shot Co-Q with no Mule

Date: 2026-06-25 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , moneyshot PAX: Black Lung, Pep, Shania, moneyshot, Grape FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: ssh gm wmh
THE THANG:Dora: 100s mule kicks mule presses mule humpers Money Merkins Money Climbers Money Ladders Money Hammers
Mule stairs sit up and burpee at each corner
Elevens Squats WW1
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: BlackLung is now distinguished chair holder
COT:
PLAYLIST: at one point pep asked is this what you were last listening to in the 90s?

Stoneboots

Date: 2026-06-27 AO: Stonewall Q: moneyshot , PAX: Carebear, Black Lung, Sugar mama, Jason Callen (Deep Dish), Down Under, floppydisk, moneyshot FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Titan

Date: 2026-06-17 AO: Titan Q: Spinal Tap , PAX: Spinal Tap, Natural Ice, Pep, Choo Choo, DintyMoore, Tim the Toolman, Black Lung, Papa Bear, Chunks, GameStop FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Sweaty
WARMUP: The Usual
THE THANG: DORA, 11’s, and Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack.
COT: Prayers for Femurs family in Spring Hill, Squatter and wife through her treatments in Mexico.
PLAYLIST: A+++ except Papa Bear opinion.

No Fun Title Yet

Date: 2026-05-29 AO: Handsomizer Q: Firefox , PAX: DintyMoore, Vector, SalPal, Pep, Black Lung, Barney, Natural Ice, Spinal Tap, Firefox, Salami, Topps, CubCadet FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Muggy with a small but vocal chance of Karen
WARMUP: Mosey down to the bottom of the steps. SSH, GM, WMH, Merkins plus stretch
THE THANG: 9 years ago, YHC moved from San Francisco to Nashville. This Wednesday, the family will be returning for the first time to visit old friends and family, visit some colleges, and take some trips down memory lane in both northern and southern CA.
PAX partnered up. One ran up the 5 flights of step and back down. The other did an exercise. After each partner took turns running the steps, proceed onto the next exercise. Rinse and repeat.
Carolina California Dry Docks Atomic Merkins Leg Lifts Incline Merkins Frog Jumps Orangutans (slightly modified monkey humpers) Reverse Plank Leg Lifts Newton’s Cradle Imperial Walker Squats Alternating Shoulder Taps
MARY: Mosey back up the steps (one more time!) 40 plank jacks 30 mountain climbers (each side is a half) 20 merkins Mosey to startex
MOLESKINE: – Kudos to CubCadet and Black Lung for attempting to defuse, empathize, and reconcile. – Lest I be denied a ride back to Sylvan Park, this Q brought to you without murder bunnies, burpees, and bear crawls.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Grow School – Check Slack
COT: – Squatter’s M – family traveling – family battling pain and other health issues
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/174OOv8WYfOGIf6dRKef7i?si=2924afeacb2c4595

Bomber

Date: 2026-05-08 AO: Bomber Q: Spinal Tap , PAX: Vector, Papa Bear, DintyMoore, CubCadet, Black Lung, Pep, Spinal Tap, Sherlock, Topps FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: the usual
THE THANG: DORA strengthening the :peach: Bear crawl or lunges while the others did 100 Fire hydrants 200 single leg glut bridge 300 squats
Deck of Death: merkins, star jumps, burpees, Carolina dry docks, and reverse lunges
Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Juicy J half marathon tomorrow! Holy smokers next week
COT: Squatters wife, grapes son, vectors son to hopefully pack and be a responsible adult, etc
Thanks for letting me lead!
PLAYLIST:

Green Machine

Date: 2026-05-07 AO: Green Machine Q: Pep , PAX: Cowboy, Shania, The Gipper, Betty Ford, Black Lung, Topanga (Scott), Pep, Esposa, One Call, Stevie-Wonder FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Cool and dry
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: move through field in a rectangle Indian run plus: – mosey – Bernie – Skip – side shuffle – lunge walk – bear crawl 11’s – hand release meriken – Meriken hammer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 21st holly smoker at cowboys house
COT: Squatter wife Topanga surgery Betty ford new baby
PLAYLIST: None

Green Machine

Date: 2026-04-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Young and Restless, Squatter, Esposa, bluemule, Focker, EZ-Go, SalPal, Horizon, Pep, Topanga (Scott), Cowboy, Wham-O, moneyshot, Andrew McDermott, Pepsi, Swig, Matador, Black Lung, Pedialyte, Puzzlah, Betty Ford, SquareD FNGs: None COUNT: 22 CONDITIONS: chill in the air that gave way to dripping sweat
WARMUP: walking from your car
THE THANG: 400m burpee broad jump, 400m lunges, 400m bear crawl, 400m run
MOLESKINE: everyone can’t wait for next year. I’ll make sure to give the countdown weekly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile in 365 days
COT: laughing and hugging and holding hands
PLAYLIST: Cowboy with the assist

Moneyshot!!

Date: 2026-04-15 AO: Titan Q: moneyshot , PAX: CubCadet, moneyshot, Pep, Vector, Tim the Toolman, Cowboy, Black Lung, Bob the builder, ziffandale, FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: jog Ssh, gm, wmh, windmills (Moneyshot miffed these), trunk twists
THE THANG: Murder mile prep Murph tease 3 sprints
MOLESKINE: pay your taxes & die
ANNOUNCEMENTS: murder mile y’all
COT: vector 2.0 turning 21 tonight
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0CEpYSyPGHasxf6DjihgDZ?si=r69RF__GTgy0-qIbJTY2lg&pi=QZ0DhJM3TTWA-

Hey Guys Where’s Black Lung

Date: 2026-04-10 AO: Handsomizer Q: SalPal , PAX: Spinal Tap, Old Maid, SalPal, Black Lung FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Delightful
WARMUP: Mosey to school
THE THANG: Pullups, Burpees, Merkins, Iron Mikes
MOLESKINE: Black Lung went on a wild goose chase to come find us.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Manly Mile, Murph, Summer Series, Check Slack
COT: For this world we live in.
PLAYLIST: The pained grunts of men.