Green Machine – The Hand as Delt

Date: 2026-09-03 AO: Green Machine Q: Cowboy , PAX: Pep, Cowboy, moneyshot, Pepsi, Black Lung, Betty Ford, Esposa, Road Rash, Snooze, FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Hot, Just Hot. Beautiful Sunrise Mosey to 50 yard line and circle up WARMUP: SSH, Big Arm Circles, Michael Phelps, Good Mornings, Don Quixote, Prone Stretches
THE THANG: At the Goal Line a deck of cards called our workout. Each round we turned a card from the stack. The Suit called the exercise and the Number of the card called the Reps
♦ Diamonds = Merkins ♣ Clubs = Lunges ♥ Hearts = Mountain Climbers (4-ct) ♠ Spades = Big Boy Sit-ups – Number cards = reps as shown; + 10 yard line – Jack/Queen/King = 15; + 20 yard line – Ace = 25; + 50 yard line – Joker = 25 Burpees + Full field mosey
Per suit breakdown: – Number cards = 54 reps – Jack, Queen, King: = 45 reps – Ace: 25 reps – Total per suit = 124 reps – Mountain Climbers were 4 count =496 Totals for the full deck: Exercise Suit Total Reps Merkins ♦ Diamonds 124 Lunges ♣ Clubs 124 Mountain Climbers (4-ct) ♥ Hearts 496 Big Boy Sit-ups ♠ Spades 124 Burpees Jokers (×2) 50Grand total: = 918 reps across the workout . BUT we didn’t quite finish the deck. We had 2 aces left and at least 3 face cards. So about 95 reps left on the table.
Adjusted grand total: 823 reps completed
PLAYLIST: Cowboys 8 Track Mashup, sort of.

Wet Hot American Titan

Date: 2026-09-02 AO: Titan Q: Hipster , PAX: Hipster, Pep, Natural Ice, Black Lung, CubCadet, Baby Bird, bluemule, Papa Bear II, PositiveVector, Firefox, Spinal Tap, Rhombus, Jitterbug FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: Schwetty
WARMUP: WOR and mosey
THE THANG: Wheel of Fortune + Name That Tune
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Vector reeeally likes Foreigner
COT:
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2CVB395Boqv1h4HK8GcjoS?si=cd6ORdc7RmuPAQx2AOg6FA&utm_source=copy-link&pi=Vs6S7JEVRWCt7

A+ playlist convergence

Date: 2026-08-28 AO: Bomber Q: Spinal Tap , PAX: Black Lung, Spinal Tap, Papa Bear II, Tim the Toolman, PositiveVector, Natural Ice, Papa Bear, CubCadet, Old Maid, Freakonomics, Dangle FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect under the moon
WARMUP: the usual
THE THANG: Roll of the double dice with subsequent workout with the partner with interval lunges/bear crawl/run. Followed by ab focused workout.
MARY: Circle up and focused on the most important muscle, gluteus medius. :peach:
MOLESKINE: PositiveVector knew all the songs from Natural Ice as he went to every single concert.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Natural Ice and I put out an open invitation to join our small group, Wednesday evenings at 7.
COT: continue to pray for those who could not make it, health of loved ones, and building of deep community with others

Everybody Hurts Sometimes

Date: 2026-08-21 AO: Bomber Q: SalPal , PAX: Pep, CubCadet, SalPal, Firefox, Thomas T, Topps, DintyMoore, Vector, Black Lung FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Moist
WARMUP: Burpees + Equalizers
THE THANG: DORA + Abridged Murder Mile
MARY: No time.
MOLESKINE: Vector’s attitude was delightful.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Westside Wednesdays, Water Bottles, Convergences for 9/11, 9/12, TN Tussle, check slack.
COT: Gratitude
PLAYLIST: Assorted Song List #8

Handsomizer

Date: 2026-07-31 AO: Handsomizer Q: Juicy J , Black Lung PAX: bluemule, Chunks, Vector, Squatter, Cuban Missile, Spinal Tap, Dangle, Old Maid, Right Said, Juicy J, DintyMoore, Pep, Black Lung, Tim the Toolman, Salami FNGs: None COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: beaut
WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, backpacks, hillbillies, imperial walkers, Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: Black Lung lead a nice first half beat down which included running up and down the steps playing a game of 11’s. These included jump squats and merkins.
Juicy J lead the second half beat down which included Dora Dora. We did 200 jump squats, 100 Merkins, 100 World War II’s, and 50 Burpee’s while the Partner ran a lap around the track. It was so much fun listening to Pep complain
MARY:
MOLESKINE: money can’t buy a fit body!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bellevue Hang August 12. Ping Juicy J for detes. CSAUP postponed
COT: prayers up!!
PLAYLIST: Black Lung : solid grunge and classic rock. Juicy J : obviously had the better playlist with Nickelback and Creed

Bomber

Date: 2026-07-10 AO: Bomber Q: Tim the Toolman , PAX: Dangle, Pep, Black Lung, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Topps, Vector, Papa Bear, CubCadet, Chunks FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Wet
WARMUP: SSH
THE THANG:
Used the “F3 Card Pack” for a round of randomly-selected, full-body exercises
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence at the Percy Warner stairs tomorrow at 6am. Funeral for Squatter’s wife 5pm today, information elsewhere on Slack
COT:
PLAYLIST: Lots of mumble-chatter with terrible melody and tune.

Mule Shot Co-Q with no Mule

Date: 2026-06-25 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , moneyshot PAX: Black Lung, Pep, Shania, moneyshot, Grape FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: ssh gm wmh
THE THANG:Dora: 100s mule kicks mule presses mule humpers Money Merkins Money Climbers Money Ladders Money Hammers
Mule stairs sit up and burpee at each corner
Elevens Squats WW1
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: BlackLung is now distinguished chair holder
COT:
PLAYLIST: at one point pep asked is this what you were last listening to in the 90s?

Stoneboots

Date: 2026-06-27 AO: Stonewall Q: moneyshot , PAX: Carebear, Black Lung, Sugar mama, Jason Callen (Deep Dish), Down Under, floppydisk, moneyshot FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Titan

Date: 2026-06-17 AO: Titan Q: Spinal Tap , PAX: Spinal Tap, Natural Ice, Pep, Choo Choo, DintyMoore, Tim the Toolman, Black Lung, Papa Bear, Chunks, GameStop FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Sweaty
WARMUP: The Usual
THE THANG: DORA, 11’s, and Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack.
COT: Prayers for Femurs family in Spring Hill, Squatter and wife through her treatments in Mexico.
PLAYLIST: A+++ except Papa Bear opinion.

No Fun Title Yet

Date: 2026-05-29 AO: Handsomizer Q: Firefox , PAX: DintyMoore, Vector, SalPal, Pep, Black Lung, Barney, Natural Ice, Spinal Tap, Firefox, Salami, Topps, CubCadet FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Muggy with a small but vocal chance of Karen
WARMUP: Mosey down to the bottom of the steps. SSH, GM, WMH, Merkins plus stretch
THE THANG: 9 years ago, YHC moved from San Francisco to Nashville. This Wednesday, the family will be returning for the first time to visit old friends and family, visit some colleges, and take some trips down memory lane in both northern and southern CA.
PAX partnered up. One ran up the 5 flights of step and back down. The other did an exercise. After each partner took turns running the steps, proceed onto the next exercise. Rinse and repeat.
Carolina California Dry Docks Atomic Merkins Leg Lifts Incline Merkins Frog Jumps Orangutans (slightly modified monkey humpers) Reverse Plank Leg Lifts Newton’s Cradle Imperial Walker Squats Alternating Shoulder Taps
MARY: Mosey back up the steps (one more time!) 40 plank jacks 30 mountain climbers (each side is a half) 20 merkins Mosey to startex
MOLESKINE: – Kudos to CubCadet and Black Lung for attempting to defuse, empathize, and reconcile. – Lest I be denied a ride back to Sylvan Park, this Q brought to you without murder bunnies, burpees, and bear crawls.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Grow School – Check Slack
COT: – Squatter’s M – family traveling – family battling pain and other health issues
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/174OOv8WYfOGIf6dRKef7i?si=2924afeacb2c4595