New Year, Nw Start

AO: westeros
Q: Vector
PAX: Pep, Michelin Man, Grape, Black Lung, Papa Bear, Squatter, Sherlock, Spinal Tap, Tim the Toolman, Mudflap
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
2025 is done. 2026 is fresh and new. Leanpax starts today. No better time to celebrate the turn of the calendar. New year, new starts. Let’s hit it HIM.

[Note: as per new WEIGHTSteros AOQ edict, I had to run a workout that used coupons. So use them we did.]

CONDITIONS: Crisp and new.

PLAYLIST:
[Despite accusations that this was created by ChatGPT – Pep how dare you, sir – and that it consisted of songs from CDs that were on the floor of my 1988 Pontiac Sunbird, songs from a diversity of decades motivated the PAX to start anew.]

– New Year’s Day – U2
– I Will Buy You a New Life – Everclear
– New Sensation – INXS
– Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag – James Brown
– Start Me Up – Rolling Stones
– I Want a New Drug – Huey Lewis and the News
– New World Man – Rush
– Begin the Begin – R.E.M.
– Someone New – Hozier
– Brand New – Ben Rector
– New – No Doubt

WARMUP:
SSH x 26, LBAC, Michael Phelps, Sea claps, RLBAC. Then some mild cardio of high knees, butt kickers, sprints. Then grab your coupon and away we go.

THE THANG:
20 reps each of coupon work:
– Coupon squats
– Coupon kettlebell swings
– Coupon presses
– Coupon rows
– Coupon curls
– Coupon overhead presses

Mosey to sign via lunges, then broad jumps.
Rinse and repeat x 4 (?5).
Break to run some sprints to make sure we don’t fall into the Chunks rule (with some age adjusted distances).

One last coupon work – pull throughs x 20

MARY of flutter kicks, prom dates, Freddie Mercuries, Hello Dollys, and low planks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Leanpax starts today! Not too late to join, even if you ate a tub of icing this morning for breakfast.

COT:
– Prayers for work, Grape’s father, CubCadet safe return from PR after flights delayed in the Caribbean, and general cooling of emotions after this weekend’s global events.
– Always great to have Grape back at Westeros . . . I mean, WEIGHTSteros (sorry Michelin Man). Some classic Gilbertisms today including “The only thing new about Huey Lewis is the news” and “20 prom dates? That’s 20 more than I had in high school.”

Honor to lead you HIM – great start to the year. Stay at it.
SYITG, Vec

Work off those Christmas cookies

AO: handsomizer
Q: SalPal
PAX: Black Lung, Salami, bluemule
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: Green Christmas

WARMUP:

THE THANG: Ladder at the stairs, reps are cumulative, run back full distance on stairs:
5 Burpees
10 Peter Parkers
15 Lt. Dans
20 LBCs
25 squat thrusters
30 Hammers
35 squat jumps
40 merkins

MOLESKINE: Spider-Man based routines suck, Christmas music is tough to categorize, and the importance of leaving a hard commit to make sure we can properly shame you for not coming.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: YND convergence, LEANPax, Juice Day.

COT: Military fitness test performance, unspoken intentions.

T Claps to Salami for providing coffee. Great coffeteria. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Reindeer Games

AO: greenmachine
Q: Puzzlah , DintyMoore
PAX: Pep, Cowboy, Betty Ford, Michelin Man, Esposa, Sherlock, Topanga, Black Lung, Works for a Guy, Grape
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
CONDITIONS: tropical on the north pole

WARMUP: run a lap

THE THANG:
First reindeer game was a mile race last man up. First lap: 10 elf burpees before the chase, then 10 reindeer kicks, 3rd North pole hammers, 4th lap grinch humpers.

Then, second race: a sprint ladder, 10 sprint, 90 jog; 20 sprint, 80 jog; etc.

After sprint, 10 merkins then lunge walk until 6 joined and team jogged in reindeer formation to end zone.

Mosey back to start and big boy situps to end.

MOLESKINE: enjoyed finishing up month of partners at green machine with the guy who brought me to F3.

Thought I recorded, but alas, i didn’t, we had 17 so sorry if i missed your tag. It was dark. I did one scan through the list and this is what i came up with. You can edit and add yourself in.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Sore already

AO: handsomizer
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Black Lung, Spinal Tap, Freakonomics, Salami, Natural Ice, The Merchant, TripleH
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Not as cold as anticipated due to the highly scientific fact that the ground is already cold therefore it releases heat and makes the air not as cold as you think it might be. From the scientist Natural Ice

WARMUP: The usual suspects

THE THANG:
Not even sure what to call this yet… Think Indian Runs, but without the running and exercises instead.

PAX in front rests
PAX in back performs MOT to front
PAX on deck for MOT performs Burpees
PAX in the middle alternate between two exercises

R1
MOT: Lunges
Exercises: Merkins and Shoulder taps
R2
MOT: Bear Crawl
Exercises: Jump Squats and Imperial Walkers
R3
MOT: Reverse Lunges
Exercises: Merkins and Mountain Climbers
R4
MOT: Crawl Bear
Exercises: Iron Mikes and Spiccolis
R5
MOT: Burpee Broad Jumps
Exercises: Burpees and Other Burpees

MARY
20 crunches OYO
Merkin Ring of Fire 1,2,3,2,1
10 Flutter Kicks
20 crunches OYO
Merkin Ring of Fire 1,2,3,2,1
10 Leg Raises
10 Flutter Kicks
20 crunches OYO
Merkin Ring of Fire 1,2,3,2,1
10 Heel Touches
10 Leg Raises
10 Flutter Kicks
20 crunches OYO
Merkin Ring of Fire 1,2,3,2,1

MOLESKINE:
Great thing about whatever this is called is that the PAX stay together… lots of good mumble chatter to be had.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grow school tomorrow! Holiday party on Dec 12!

COT: This is a busy time of the year… Reminder to PAX to be intentional about slowing down, enjoy the holidays, give love and be open to receiving it.

Honor to lead this morning. Thanks for the opportunity!

Stonewall Runnaz to Fort Negley

AO: stonewall
Q: Cowboy
PAX: Black Lung, Juicy J, Cal Worthington, Cowboy, hambone, moneyshot, Michelin Man, Right Said
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8+
CONDITIONS: Cool

WARMUP: light upper groin stretch

THE THANG: 6+ miles to the Negley

MOLESKINE: prayer to finish

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Thanks

AO: bomber
Q: Firefox , CubCadet
PAX: DintyMoore, Black Lung, Papa Bear, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Vector
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: Mumblechatter. Mosey up to parking lot.
20 SSH
15 FLBAC
15 RLBAC
10 air presses

THE THANG: Firefox
20 iron mikes (each side is a half)
20 jump squats
20 monkey humpers

Repeat.

Tortoise and Hair. PAX partnered up at one of the parking lot. One partner did a traveling Lt. Dan. The other did 10 jump squats and murder bunny to catch their partner. Swap and repeat to the end of the parking.

Repeat for the full length of the parking lot.

CubCadet Mosey down to circle

New partners. Dora: 100 incline merkins, 200 dips, 300 4-count flutterkicks. Runner runs up to main drive and back.

Round robin mary with lots of some exclusionary rules, one of which was “Firefox doesn’t get to pick”.

MOLESKINE:
– 8 for 8 coffeeteria plus all five members of H.R. Chunksnstuff.
– DintyMoore talked about random encounters with naked people. Everyone else took detailed notes.
– It’s worth noting for posterity that CubCadet is thankful for his body and thinks we should all be thankful for his body.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Converge at handsomizer next Friday. bomber will be closed!
– Party at Hair Band’s place

COT:
– Much gratitude
– Safe holiday travels

Stonewall Runnerz

AO: stonewall
Q: Juicy J
PAX: Black Lung, Juicy J, Cal Worthington, Cowboy, moneyshot, Michelin Man, Right Said
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7+
CONDITIONS: perfect

WARMUP: deep glute stretch

THE THANG: 6+ miles to fort Negley and back

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: prayer to close us out. Thankful for great friends and fitness community. Coffeeteria afterwards

We’re Too Saxy for this Q

AO: greenmachine
Q: Firefox , Grape
PAX: Wham-O, Betty Ford, Hipster, Topanga, Esposa, Works for a Guy, Black Lung, Pep
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Saxy

WARMUP: Grape led us on a long mosey around the block (accompanied by some sweet, sultry, saxy sax songs) and back to Startex for:
– SSH
– Imperial walkers
– Hillbillies
– Good mornings
– LBAC
– Overhead claps
– Seal claps

THE THANG: Today is National Saxophone Day. The Saxophone was invented in the 1800s by Adolphe Sax, who was born on November 6, 1814 and went on to live a life full of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolphe_Sax.

To celebrate National Saxophone Day, PAX moseyed to the football field and partnered up. 1 partner did an exercise in the endzone while the other bear crawled 20 yards and back. Each exercise was accompanied by a true/false trivia question. Wrong answers increased the bear crawl distance by 5 yards (each direction).
– S – SSH; The Saxophone is a woodwind instrument – True
– A – ?; Adolphe Sax was Austrian – False, he was Belgian
– X – X-jumps; Kenny G is best known for playing the alto saxophone – False, he primarily plays the soprano sax
– O – Overhead Press; Richard Nixon was a saxophone player – True, he could play 5 instruments
– P – Pop Squats; A saxhorn is another name for the saxophone – False, it’s another family of instruments invented by Adolphe
– H – Hand-release Merkins; Adolphe Sax invented 8 types of saxophone – False, he invented 14 different types
– O – Ohno’s (skaters); The name of the saxophonist for the Electric Mayhem (from the Muppets) is “Lips” – False, it’s “Zoot”
– N – Newton’s Cradle; The smallest saxophone is only 12 inches long – True, it’s called a soprillo
– E – Elbow plank jacks; The most expensive saxophone ever purchased was made of plastic – True, it belonged to Charlie Parker

The bear crawl stretched out to the 30yard line but by the end had come back to the 20.

PAX did 18 burpees and 46 Iron Mikes (each side is a half) for the year 1846 when the saxophone was patented.

Pax then did 45 merkins for the 45 pound heft of the contrabass saxophone (which is over 6ft tall)

Mosey back to Startex. 2 separate 47 second hollow body holds for the 47 minute world record of the longest note ever held on a saxophone.

MOLESKINE:
– Sadly, I did not get to share one more factoid, the largest gathering of simultaneously playing saxophone players involved 1875 musicians.
– Kudos to Betty Ford for guessing our theme during warm-up
– Props to Pep Esposa and others for throwing out many other saxophone-related names and references
– Grape link that sweet, saxy playlist in the thread, please!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Check Slack

COT:
– Thoughts prayers to marriages, new phases in life, and safe travels

Mid Terms

AO: greenmachine
Q: Hipster
PAX: Cowboy, Focker, Shania, Squatter, Topanga, Grape, Esposa, Chunks, Movin On Up, Matador, Black Lung
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Cool and damp

WARMUP: Quick WAR

THE THANG: TEST TIME

AMRAP 20 seconds, rest 10 seconds, 8 sets of each movement, recording # of reps for each set:

– Mercans
– Sit Ups
– Squats
– 2 Count Flutters
– Dips

BEEP TEST – run a lot until you can’t

MOLESKINE: The next test day will be the end of January, start training now!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack

COT: TAPs for Grape, Ginger, Hipster, and urrybody else going through stuff.

Hi Tired, I’m Dad

AO: f3dads
Q: Sooie , Black Lung, Derby
PAX: Shania, Grape, Sooie, Black Lung, Derby, Juicy J (JBowman), Two Face, Diego (2.0), SixSeven (2.0), Spidey (2.0), Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (2.0), Raisin (2.0), Craisin (2.0), Tonks (2.0), Fish Biscuit (2.0), Tiger Slash (2.0), Hotdog (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
CONDITIONS: Slightly overcast and 56 degrees. :pinched_fingers:

WARMUP: Black Lung kicked us off, acknowledging that none leading were proffessionals. A quick ~100 yard mosey got our heart rates up and Diego took over warming us up with some lunges, ab warmups and leg warmups. Black Lung finished up the warmup with some classic BAC, BBAC, and low, slow merkins.

THE THANG:
With our limbs now limbered, Derby took the helm, leading us in some fantastic EMOM’s. exercises were as follows
– 10 burpees, 5 sets
– 20-30 WW2’s, 5 sets
– 20-30 Squats, 5 sets
– Simon Says 5 minutes. Simon called out exercises. If PAX exercised when Simon didn’t say, PAX would perform 1 burpee for the first infraction, 2 for the second, 3 for the third to buy back in.

Now having worked up a good sweat, YHC led in some games:
– bear tag battle royale (3 rounds)
– Infection (3 rounds)
– Dad bear crawl assault. (2.0’s harassed dads as they attempted to bear crawl up the hill toward the goal.)

MOLESKINE:
Nothing better about being a dad than doing stuff with your kids! We took a moment to reflect on that and enjoy our time together

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tussle coming up. Briefly considered the idea of a 2.0 Tussle.

COT:
Prayers were lifted. SixSeven offered a spontaneous prayer of gratitude for the unexpected blessing of chocolate milk! Enjoyed some fellowship over donut holes courtesy of Grape, bagels from Black Lung, coffee from Derby, and bananas & chocolate milk from YHC.

T-claps to Grape for getting this on the calendar, Derby and Black Lung for CoQing, and Diego for a great warmup!