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12 days of RESPECT

AO: bomber
Q: Puzzlah
PAX: DintyMoore, Pep, Vector, Papa Bear, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Leonardo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: frigid, waaandy

WARMUP: move to playground. Start watch.

THE THANG:
12 days of christmas

1 — Lap & 1 Cartwheel
2 — Dive Bomber Merkins
3 — Big Boy Sit-ups
4 — Pull-ups
5 — Swing Rows
6 — Squats
7 — Crunchy Frogs
8 — Curtsy Lunges
9 — Dancing Bears
10 — Tuck Jumps
11 — Monkey Humpers
12 — Carolina Dry Docks

Had this in mind, but definitely need to credit my guy, Pole Dancer, for some comparisojs yesterday. No one, to my knowledge, had 24 days of Christmas, but there’s still time.!

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: boxing day Q tbd

COT: prayers for work, travel, safety and family, especially through tough times and loss

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Vector 8th Qversary – A Sampling of the Past

AO: bomber
Q: Vector
PAX: Chunks, CubCadet, DintyMoore, Firefox, Papa Bear, Pep, Sherlock, Strutter, Tim the Toolman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
To celebrate a slightly belated 8th Anniversary for YHC (I was EH’d by Ebola in Nov 2017 and had a hambone Q’d beatdown to introduce me to this non-cult cult), I decided to celebrate the musical tradition of sampling by sampling from my first Q. Vector from 8 years ago didn’t give me much to work with, but, like most sampled tunes, the end result is often worse than the original . . .

CONDITIONS: Slightly chilly but warm in our hearts

PLAYLIST: Legendary songs that sampled other works along with the originals

U Can’t Touch This – MC Hammer (which samples . . .)
Super Freak – Rick James
Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice (which samples . . . )
Under Pressure – Queen and David Bowie
S.O.S. – Rhianna (which samples . . .)
Tainted Love – Soft Cell
Don’t Stop the Music – Rhianna (which samples . . . )
Wanna be Starting Somethin’ – Michael Jackson
Anxiety – Doechii (which samples . . . )
Somebody That I Used to Know – Gotye

WARMUP:
Taken from my first Q in March 2018:
GM x 12, WMH x 12, IW x 12, Squats x 12, LBAC x 12, RLBAC x 12

THE THANG:
The Original Vector Q Workout:
[Side note – 1) not sure how you do “reps” of bear crawls, 2) bear crawls AND burpeees? Jeez 2018 me, not cool.]
1) Bear crawl x 12
2) Dips on benches x 12
3) Pull-ups x 12
4) Burpees x 12

The Sample: Taking the original and making it better? worse? indifferent?
DORA with partner
Burpees x 100
Pull-ups x 200
Dips x 300
Run around Rec Center with a Bear Crawl on the last leg

Mary:
Did the 2018 Mary of Elbows to Knees L and R side x 12 each and followed by sampling to make better with “real” bicycles x 12 each side.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Grow School 12/6 (tomorrow)
2. Holiday Party Hair Band house 12/12 6p
3. Night Moves/After Hours 12/18

COT:
Words of gratitude, praises, prayers. Many prayers and gratitude for Pep’s new computer (like there was A LOT of discussion about this). Appreciated the arrival of HRS Chunks-N-Stuff and that they did not leave once they heard 200 pull-ups and 100 burpees on the docket! Thankful for all the HIM who came out and continue to push me to be harder, better, faster, stronger (see the Kanye sample I threw in there?). SYITG, Vec

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Thanks

AO: bomber
Q: Firefox , CubCadet
PAX: DintyMoore, Black Lung, Papa Bear, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Vector
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: Mumblechatter. Mosey up to parking lot.
20 SSH
15 FLBAC
15 RLBAC
10 air presses

THE THANG: Firefox
20 iron mikes (each side is a half)
20 jump squats
20 monkey humpers

Repeat.

Tortoise and Hair. PAX partnered up at one of the parking lot. One partner did a traveling Lt. Dan. The other did 10 jump squats and murder bunny to catch their partner. Swap and repeat to the end of the parking.

Repeat for the full length of the parking lot.

CubCadet Mosey down to circle

New partners. Dora: 100 incline merkins, 200 dips, 300 4-count flutterkicks. Runner runs up to main drive and back.

Round robin mary with lots of some exclusionary rules, one of which was “Firefox doesn’t get to pick”.

MOLESKINE:
– 8 for 8 coffeeteria plus all five members of H.R. Chunksnstuff.
– DintyMoore talked about random encounters with naked people. Everyone else took detailed notes.
– It’s worth noting for posterity that CubCadet is thankful for his body and thinks we should all be thankful for his body.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Converge at handsomizer next Friday. bomber will be closed!
– Party at Hair Band’s place

COT:
– Much gratitude
– Safe holiday travels

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SURPRISE – CO Q

AO: bomber
Q: Chunks , Hair Band
PAX: Tim the Toolman, Puzzlah, hambone, Pep, Strutter, Papa Bear, CubCadet, DintyMoore, Firefox
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Warm

WARMUP: SSH and some other non sense lead by Hair Band

THE THANG:

SURPRISE CO Q.

Hairband took the first half. Took us to the hill for burpee hill repeats.

Mosey to the playground for
5 Pullups
10 Perfect Merkins
20 Split Squats
30 big boy situps
Mosey around the community center

A couple rounds then mosey to upper parking lot

Boo boo bear crawls switching legs after 3 parking spaces then run to first island.

Mosey to the far island.

95% of men over the age of 35 will never sprint again. Not today Satan. Sprint to the end of the parking lot.

Mosey to startex for some Ab work to finish.

CubCadet loved the surprise Co Q idea. :joy: A surprise Co-Q will return.

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack

COT: Everyone shared a moment of gratitude.

Thanks Firefox for the ask and Hair Band for joining me. Always an honor to lead the most respected AO.

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Trick or treat

AO: bomber
Q: Shy Guy
PAX: Vector, DintyMoore, Firefox, CubCadet, Papa Bear, Pep, Tim the Toolman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Spooky, approximately 50 degrees

WARMUP:
SSH
Tempo merkin
Tempo squat
Mosey
THE THANG:
Trick or treat: flip a frisbee, heads do 31 reps, tails do 13 reps. Carry coupon 20 yards, repeat until time
Exercises:
Squats
Merkins
V ups
Curls
Burpees
Lunges
Bus driver
Skull crusher
WWW sit ups
Thrusters
LBC
Jump overs

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Take care of the small things before they grow into big things
Gratitude

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the Filthy Fifty

AO: bomber
Q: Strutter
PAX: Chunks, Papa Bear, Tim the Toolman, hambone, Sherlock, SalPal, Strutter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: middle 50’s

WARMUP:
20 IC SSH
15 IC IW
Mosey to upper parking lot.

THE THANG:

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

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10/10

AO: bomber
Q: Grape
PAX: DintyMoore, Firefox, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Tebow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: delightful, not so gloomy when you’re with your friends

WARMUP: SSH and shoulder burner followed by a long meandering mosey with 10 burpees mixed in

THE THANG: We did a Dora! And encouraged one another! 10/10 guys!
Dora 1-2-3-4

T- 100 tricep dips
E- 200 El BC’s
N- 300 Normal merkins
S- 400 squats

MOLESKINE: While the theme of the workout, 10/10, was somewhat tongue in cheek based on the date, I actually found myself really enjoying giving so much encouragement throughout the workout. Grateful for this crew.

:grapes:

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Bomber burpee

AO: bomber
Q: Puzzlah
PAX: Pep, Vector, CubCadet, Wet Wipes, Tim the Toolman, SalPal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: very nice

WARMUP:
– SSH x 20 IC
– Hillbilly Walkers x 15 IC
– Cherry Pickers x 10 IC
– Willie Mays Hayes x 10 IC
– Arm Circles (F/B)
– Broga

Roxanne
– “Roxanne” = Burpee
– “Red Light” = Merkins —merkins didnt work. About 26 burpees.
Mosey to the orb
– Indian run with a burpee

THE THANG:
Dora tel:75%E2%80%93150%E2%80%93225
– 75 Burpees
– 150 Big Boys
– 225 Squats

I forget how we cut the last 2 for time

Burpee Suicides
– Car 1 = 2 Burpee, back
– Car 2 = 4 Burpees, back
– Gate= 6 Burpees, fin

Sprint
– Sprint half way and stride the rest of the path
– 5 rounds

MOLESKINE: Pep thinks I’m sucking up to the 1stF. No, just lack creativity. Listened to TSwift’s new album. “She is not Lana Del Ray” – SalPal

ANNOUNCEMENTS: slack

COT: gratitude to respect our DR AOQ

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You are the Mystery Q

AO: bomber
Q: Firefox , Vector, Papa Bear, CubCadet, Puzzlah, DintyMoore, Wet Wipes
PAX: Tim the Toolman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
QCONDITIONS: Sneakily humid

WARMUP: Stretches

THE THANG: F3 is volunteer-led. We as PAX get more out of it the more we put in. As such, the mystery Q was everyone, was on time, and was prepared to lead.

Part 1: Firefox
Run up to stop sign and down to playground. Partner up. 1 partner holds plank while holding the other partner’s feet for big boy sit-ups. 2 rounds.

Everyone does a carousel of 14 pull-ups (rotating around the circle of bars) while those waiting their turn held a plank.

Part 2: Wet Wipes
Partner runs, 3 rounds. The non-running partner did dips, hangs, and side-to-side hops.

Part 3: Puzzlah
Mosey to parking lot. 7s with carolina dry docks and iron mikes/Lt. Dans, with backwards mosey/bernie as travel.

Part 4: DintyMoore
TIGERS (6 exercises), 2 rounds

Part 5: CubCadet
Mosey to Startex. Mary (flutterkicks, LBCs, American hammers, Freddie Mercuries, hollow body hold)

MOLESKINE:
– quality mumblechatter and fellowship
– Apologies we ran out of time for Papa Bear and Vector to Q

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Check Slack. Lots of things. Don’t be intimidated by the quantity; encouragement to review the happenings, find one thing interesting and commit to it. Support those putting in the effort to support us and our community.

COT:
– Vector closed the ceremonies

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Nothing Fancy and No Legs

AO: bomber
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: CubCadet, Shy Guy, Poppa Lock, Papa Bear, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Puzzlah, Squatter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Temperature pause please

WARMUP: Random usual suspects and mosey to playground

THE THANG:

Tabata
40 seconds on 20 seconds off
Alternate between 4 exercises
2 cycles then 1 minute rest

Round 1
Dead Hang
WWI
Incline Merkins
WWII

Round 2
Swing Rows
Heel Taps
Dips
Crunches

Round 3
Dead Hangs
Alternating Leg Raises
Decline Merkins
Dead Bugs

Round 4
Swing Rows
Insert Ab Exercise Here
Incline Merkins
Alabama Prom Dates

Mosey back to Startex and a Merkin Ring of Fire to end

MOLESKINE: Pep on Q

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Sandwich is upon us:
1. Atlantis
2. Night Moves
3. Bomber
4. Little olive on a toothpick on top to hold it together: Grow School!

COT: Gratitude :pray: