Pole Dancer’s Christmas Special

AO: atlantis
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: Toothless, Oatmeal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: Balmy and Clear

WARMUP: Mosey around the fields, active warmups, dynamic stretching

THE THANG: After warming up to the unlit Pizza Hut, the PAX decided on naughty or nice rep counts for a two pack of exercises; 25 for nice, 50 for naughty. Mosey around the water tank for a breather in between sets;

Burpees
Super Mans

Squats
Mountain Climbers

Imperial Walkers
Alabama Prom Dates

J-Lo’s
Star Jumps

Followed up with Lunge travel from the Pizza Hut back to StartX

Snuck in a ring of fire to everyone’s favorite insanity-inducing Christmas son, Dominic the Donkey, before a round of Mary to bring us to 6:15

MOLESKINE: Pricing and commerce of the secondary playing cards market, upcoming vacations, D&D escapades

ANNOUNCEMENTS: LeanPAX coming up!

COT: Prayers for safe travel over the holidays, health of 2.0’s and family, prayers of healing for Toothless’ MiL

PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/27NAXtLvRUmi0E56UHlJBo?si=8e73c00dcdc542c6

Merry Christmas from the family

AO: atlantis
Q: sooner , Oatmeal
PAX: Oatmeal, Toothless, Pole Dancer, Siri, Subway, SalPal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
Active warm-up

Mozy over to pizza hut

Santa appears out of the gloom… he looks a lot like oatmeal

Christmas Night
Santa/Oatmeal pulls a gift out of the bag and the PAX has to deliver; The pax are reindeer, led by rudolph who have to deliver gifts. Each round, Santa/Oatmeal picks off a pax from the reindeer who does an exercise while the rest of the pax delivers to playground locations specified on the card; santa’s crew of injured reindeer grows during each round of present delivery

Gift delivery travel: Native Reindeer Run around the water tower to “Whoville” aka the playground

Penalty for forgetting rudolph

Christmas Morning
Open each gift to find two unique exercises (25 each). One is naughty and one is nice. Flip a disc to determine exercise. Gating price to either be nice or get forgiveness for being naughty is Christmas/Oatmeal trivia.

Bag 1: ice skaters / Mountain jumpers; each side is half
Bag 2: elven merkins / eleven flutters aka hand release merkins with a star Superman or reverse flutters (low plank + flutter kicks); 4 ct
Bag 3: Frosty jumps / walks; low squat duck walk or broad jump; 1 is 1
Bag 4: Twinkling Star of Bethlaham or manger madness aka side straddle hops 4 CT or star jumps but with 180 rotation); 1 is 1
Bag 5: Ornamentation or Tree toppers aka plank ups or one-legged alternating box jump reaching for the tree top on the jump; each side is half
Bag 6: sleigh rides or Jingle bell rock aka Supermans or happy crunch frogs but with arms elevated verticaly instead of horizontally; 1 is 1
Bag 7: Christmas mornings aka 8 CT body builders; 1 is 1… We didn’t do this one

Santa had a loose interpretation of the rules. We did exercise for the record.

COT: healing, comfort and guidance

HANDS DOWN BEST COFFETETERIA OF THE YEAR, NO ONE IS CLOSE, ITS NOT A COMPETITION, POLE DANCER/TOOTHLESS COMBO WON. EASILY. THEY’RE OFFICIALLY ON THE NICE LIST.

tag your favorite trivia question in comments

Santa’s Sleigh Ride

AO: atlantis
Q: Toothless
PAX: Pole Dancer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
CONDITIONS: Not as cold as earlier this week by the temp alone, but with a biting wind chill sweeping across the fields

PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4uH2DNmbojuQv0XBOPVh9b?si=iOF-YPzmR9i4isVkFVn6cA&pi=u-Sdrn4mibSgap

WARMUP:

Warmarama
– Side Straddle Hops x 24 (it’s Christmas Eve!)
– Windmills x 10 OYO
– From line to line:
– High Knees
– Butt Kickers
– Karaoke x 2
– A skips
– B skips
– Broad jumps

THE THANG: Santa’s Sleigh Ride :deer: :sled: :santa:

Indian run for Santa’s reindeer pulling the sleigh!Complete 1-3 full group rotations pending group size, deliver the following “presents” after each set of rotations:

20 x Burpees
25 x Merkins
30 x Prisoner Squats
35 x J-Los,
40 x Carolina Dry Docks
45 x Euro Steps
50 x Mountain Climbers

*** Mariah Carey Intermission: All I Want for Christmas Is You Burpees. ***

Perform a burpee for every mention of “Christmas” or something Christmas specific, e.g. Santa, sleigh bells, stocking, but not snow, children laughing, general wishes

Continue Indian run rotations with:

55 x Flutter Kicks
60 x Air Presses
65 x LBC’s
70 x Freddie Mercuries
75 x seconds of Low Plank

End up at startex for 5 mins of cool down & stretches

MOLESKINE:
It was a pleasure getting some 1:1 workout time with Pole Dancer, made him happy with a special Irish Rovers Christmas tune you’ll have to check out the playlist to witness. Also discovered some new wind tunnels at dear old atlantis that I’m sure we’ll enjoy for the rest of the season. The coffee by the way was excellent! Definitely Toothless approved!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Brewsday continues to be a great time!
– Keep your eyes out for a NYD convergence
– Freed to lead! Do merry things for and with the PAX this season!

COT:
I stand by my statement in the preblast – zero regrets for getting out this AM despite the cold. The day is already won! Good reminder that hard or unpleasant things can also be some of the most rewarding, and that progress is made one choice at a time.

No shame for those who weren’t able to make it, but I encourage the PAX to keep getting out even as the chilly weather makes the fart sack that much more appealing!

As always, it was an honor to lead! Thanks to Pole Dancer for the Q request and for his company at our AO under the sea.

SYITG next time!
— Toothless :tooth:

Old Reliable

AO: atlantis
Q: Young Pawn
PAX: Toothless, Siri
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: Nippy with a few rain drops

WARMUP: GMs, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, low and slow squats, pitcher stretch

THANG 1 Circle of Savings :man-lifting-weights:
Circled up with our coupons and each picked an exercise for his station. Rotated through stations while one pax ran a lap, rotated each time the runner returned.

THANG 2 Pawn’s Game :black_joker:
PAX wait with SSHs while one runs a lap and then draws a 2 card blackjack hand. He then counts cadence for that exercise. Score determines the reps, high suit determines the exercise.
:diamonds:: Merkins
:spades:: LBCs
:clubs:: Squats
:hearts:: Burpees
Toothless came out strong by drawing a blackjack of hearts as the first hand which meant 21 burpees – and lots of mumblechatter. 🂾🂱

Closed with a few minutes of stretching.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grow School Saturday morning at stonewall and various Thanksgiving day events in the works, stay tuned.

COT: It’s been a hard long summer and one that hasn’t seen me posting very often. I know I need to do things: (1) go back to doing the things that strengthen me like sleeping, praying, and working out. And (2) ask for help. I tried to demonstrate both in this BD with two thangs I’ve led before and I know work well and by asking other PAX to help lead. What do you know you need to do but have been letting slip? Join me in getting back on track.

Tussle-Lite

AO: atlantis
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: Wolfpack, Hair Band, Schnauzer, Puzzlah, Toothless
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: warm and damp

WARMUP: side straddle hops, little baby arm circles, willie mays, good mornings, light mosey to get us going

THE THANG: TUSSLIN’

A recreation of each stop of the Tussle- doing half the reps.
– Bear Crawl
– 25x clean & press w/ coupon
– John Cusack coupon carry to the swings
– Plank alternate shoulder taps & knee tucks
– Mosey around the tank
– 25x Underdogs
– Mosey around the tank
– 25x side-step merkins, 1/2 per side
– Farmer carry coupon to startx
– 25x iron mike
– Mosey to the ledge
– 25x box jumps
– Mosey to startx
– 25x burpees

MOLESKINE:

Downgrading our goal from “Winning” to “Finishing”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Tussle this Saturday- still looking for 2x participants on Team Hair Band

No Noise November ongoing

COT: Prayers for a safe move for Schnauzer, victims of the hurricanes still working to build back, lifting each other up as one nation.

Also Schnauzer, Atlantis will miss you! You’ve been an excellent member of the PAX ever since we flagged you down on a run and dragged you back into the F3 world; come on back and visit us whenever you’re in town!

PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6vBVxJJiKbeywlL5Rn62cX?si=934e702531b445aa

Trick or Treating in The Nations

AO: atlantis
Q: SalPal
PAX: Pole Dancer, Schnauzer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: Not foggy. No moon. No spooky.

WARMUP: Largely optional and buying time in case Strutter made an appearance.

THE THANG: Run to Mt. Kentucky and back. Every 3:30 minutes, alternate between trick (5 burpees) and treat (5 dealer’s choice, rotating between PAX).

MOLESKINE: Great discussion around Tesla roadtrips, the joys and sorrows of moving, the lack of Halloween decorations in the Nations, and marathon training.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tussle, Grow School, Brewsday, No Noise November. Prayers for safe move, health for families, friends in career transition.

COT:

Deck of Horrors!!! 🧛‍♂️ 🌕 🐺 🧟‍♂️ 🪦 👻 🔮 🎃

AO: atlantis
Q: Toothless
PAX: Schnauzer, Pole Dancer, Puzzlah
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: Cold, bright with the full moon’s light, shrouded in mist and mystery

PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/59GuzDm447UdTWAVqQZlbo?si=hd9DCsxsTIa3vcgTFNsSxg&pi=u-kGEYdGeNSNWy

WARMUP:

– Side straddle hops x 31
– Zombie walk out & back
– Werewolfs (aka Downward Dog into Cobra and back) x 10
– Scorpions x 10

THE THANG:

First, obligatory Burpee Thriller, listen to Thriller and do a burpee every time you hear the signature “thriller” in the chorus or something scary in the verses

Deck of Horrors!!!

In the lower lot, circle up and get ready to pull cards.
– Add 10 to single digits
– Royals trigger 10 reps of a harder exercise
– Aces have their own deviltry

Spades ♠️
– Digits = Squats
– Royals = Squat Jumps
– Ace = Squat Jump to first median and back
Clubs ♣️
– Digits = Carolina Dry Docks
– Royals = Diamond Merkins
– Ace = Bear Crawl to first light pole and back
Hearts ❤️
– Digits = High Knees
– Royals = Hopping Hillbillies
– Ace = Cotton Eye Joe (High Knees with words, Hillbillies with instrumentals)
Diamonds ♦️
– Digits = LBC’s
– Royals = WW1’s
– Ace = 200 American Hammers (single count)

Back to post at 5 mins out for Howler Monkeys, I.e. monkey humper ring of fire

MOLESKINE:

The conditions were perfect for a Halloween Q! Only the appearance of Wolfpack would have made it spookier. Cotton Eye Joe was a crowd favorite, and Pole Dancer really embraced the rhythm with continuous hopping hillbillies on the lyrical sections. It was scary fun.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Chiliteeria this weekend! Sign up if attending or bringing!
– TN Tussle signups are open, Pole Dancer is looking to get an atlantis team signed up :trident:
– AOQ Grow School is in about a month

COT:
– prayers for Schnauzer’s mom dealing with home repairs in the aftermath of Helene
– prayers for Pole Dancer with a colleague who was drugged while being out on Broadway
– Prayers for YHC with the new kiddo, for continued health and opportunities to connect with my wife during the shift to man-to-man defense

Always an honor to lead men! Way to get out there on our first truly cold morning! Hope to see you out at middle-tooth next week where I’m on the Q again!

— :tooth: Toothless

Garage Jam Band

AO: atlantis
Q: Schnauzer
PAX: Pole Dancer, Wolfpack, Toothless, Strutter, CubCadet, Puzzlah, Judge Judy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: 52 degrees and saltless :no_entry_sign::salt:

WARMUP:
Parking lot warm up to wait for a few stragglers

THE THANG:
Mosey to a wall of garages. Pick a garage to workout in. The wrong garages were chosen twice and burpee penalties were inflicted. Once we found the correct garage we started our jam session:
Work 40 seconds/Rest 20 seconds. 32 rounds (we stopped after 30 rounds for times sake). 4 rounds for each session
Jam Session 1: Shuttle run
Jam Session 2: Med ball slams
Jam Session 3: Bike
Jam Session 4: Ab mat sit ups
Jam Session 5: Row
Jam Session 6: Goblet squats
Jam Session 7: Sand bag cleans
Jam Session 8: Dumbbell bench press
Indian run (not PC) back to COT

MOLESKINE:
The PAX formed F3’s first garage jam band. SalPal auditioned but didn’t make the cut. It actually worked out better because only 8 sessions were planned. The tunes were great but the fellowship was better. Enjoyed having Jude Judy from F3 St. Louis.

Photo cred to Puzzlah

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Chili cook off coming soon – see Wolfpack’s post above

COT:
Prayers for everyone affected by Hurricanes Helene and Milton

Street soccer rnd 2

AO: atlantis
Q: Subway
PAX: Oatmeal, Pole Dancer, SalPal, Schnauzer, Young Pawn, Toothless, Puzzlah
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: 57 – foggy and fun

WARMUP: Mosey with equipment to lower parking lot. Stretches and pot shots on goal with penalties for misses

THE THANG: 4v4 soccer – very bouncy ball

MOLESKINE: music.apple.com/us/playlist/ea-sports-fc-24-soundtrack/pl.d698e9b318a94aebad31b5d9913a3891

ANNOUNCEMENTS: too many to remember- check channels

COT: Rosh Hashana- happy new year – reflection on goals for next year!

SYITG
Subway

Go Back to Go Forward

AO: atlantis
Q: Puzzlah
PAX: Pole Dancer, Schnauzer, Toothless, Siri, Tea Party, Strutter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Foggy under the sea, but beautiful stars in the sky

WARMUP:
SSHx15
Arm Circuit
Some good ole fashioned stretching before moseying down to England Park

Shout out to Tea Party, Pole Dancer, and Schnauzer for getting lost with me in the Nations for the pre-party for 2+ miles.

THE THANG:
Sprint 50 m, Yves Pull (run backwards 25) all the way down the street.
At each backwards stop, complete 15 of each exercise (one exercise per lap):
T- Tuck Jumps
O- Os and Xs
W- Worst Merkins (Wide, Regular, Diamond)
N- Nolan Ryans

Moseyed back under the sea and tried to make Rattlin Bog a thing–except hold a plank for the song and do alternating shoulder taps at each level.
Finished with some Elbows to Knees to get to 6:15.

2 miles run total according to my Strava.

MOLESKINE:
This week (Tuesday) marked the 15th anniversary of my move from Boston to Nashville–not knowing anyone, no money, and no real plans. I also moved into a new house over the weekend. Boy, how times have changed. In that reflective mood, we discussed where we were in 2009 and some of the challenges we faced before and where we are now.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check out T-shirt link in -f3-nashville-general

COT: Let’s help Sirifind a new job. Connections welcome. For all the partners, especially parents out there to remember to find space for one another, and for safe travels.