Sir Ellingtunes

PAX: PSL, Donuts, CCR, Bagger Vance, Yard Sale, CAPSLOCK, Big Stick, Holiday, Frogger, Edible Arrangements, Karamazov, Cowboy, Dilly Dilly, Prevac, Pop-a-lock, Dr Smartt, Vegemite, Too Tall, Floppy Disk

QIC: Floppy Disk

19 showed for a windy, musical workout at Sir E yesterday. Quick mosey up to the big house to get warmed up.

Disclaimer

WoR (all IC)
Goofballs x10
Skaters x10
Cotton Pickers x10
Guten Morgens x10
Willie Mays x10
BabyACs F x10
BigACs F x10
BabyACs R x10
BigACs R x10
Calfkiller Squats x10

THANG – 4 songs plus a little extra credit

FlowersMoby (aka Bring Sally Up): Push-up on “bring sally up”, down on “bring sally down” and keep the chest of the ground.

Mosey to the big lot.

ThunderstruckAC/DC: Various hopping-related exercises (ssh, high knees, butt kickers) for the duration of the song then burpee on every “thunder” or “thunderstruck”.

Mosey to the neighboring field.

BodiesDrowning Pool: In a plank for the duration of the song doing a combination of plank jax and mountain climbers. During the chorus perform an atomic merkin each time the bodies hit the floor.

Mosey to the bottom of the big hill for a “quick” set of 7’s. Jump Squats at the bottom, split lunges at the top. Reverse mosey up, regular mosey down which was eventually modified to regular mosey both ways based on time constraints.

Long mosey through the beautiful Sir E grounds back to the church for one final song.

Guerrilla Radio – Rage Against the Machine: various ab exercises for the duration of the song that consisted of: Freddie Mercuries, Flutter Kicks, Hola Dollies, LBCs and Crunchy Frogs.

 

BH: Keep Spicoli, Olan Mill’s dad and El Maestro in your prayers.

Sir E, that cruel friend

PAX: Spider Bite, PSL, Funyuns, Olan Mills, Braveheart, Skid Mark, Brown Nose, Karamazov, Pope, Black Lung, Blue Mule, CAPSLOCK, Donuts, Foxtrot Talks-a-lot, Big Stick, Prevac, Pop-a-lock, Bagger Vance, Cowboy, Offshore, Floppy Disk

QIC: Floppy Disk

A warmer than forecasted 40 degrees awaited the 21 brave men that waved the sirens call of the fartsack this am to post at Sir E. Pleasantries were dispensed, then we got moving. We started with a short capri lap around the church, crossing our fingers for an Aunt Bea sighting. Alas, we were disappointed. We circled up, introductions were made, disclaimers were given and the warmup commenced.

Warm-o-Rama (all IC)
SSH x20
Windmills x10
Good Mornings x10
Burpees x10 (modification for the 3 that posted at Detention yesterday for Big Bang’s burpee slaughter-fest was SSH)
Squats x20
High knees x10
Butt kickers x10
Plank Jax x10
Mtn Climbers x10
Baby Arm Circles F x10
Big Arm Circles F x10
Big Arm Circles R x10
Baby Arm Circles R x10

THANG
With that more than sufficient warmup in the books we headed over to the playground for a quick arm circuit: 10x pullups, 15x merkins (diamonds, derkins), 20x rows, 20x dips. That circuit was completed 3x varying the merkin style each round.

We then proceeded on to Sir E’s hallowed grounds and mosey’d up to the big house where further instructions awaited. Another circuit commenced: 25x atomic merkins, 25x jump squats, 25x reverse crunches, run the loop, WW1 sit-ups for the six. That hill is so steep. We were so tired. We should rinse and repeat…and we did. YHC had 3 rounds drawn up, but time was running short so we mosey’d on, this time to the big lot.

PAX were instructed to line up and when the word “GO” was uttered, sprint the length of the parking lot (approximately 75 yards). Once there, each man was to perform 25x plank jax.

Heavy breath ensued as we proceeded home via the long route. Once there, we circled up for a few minutes of abdominal exercises as follows.

Mary
Flutter Kix x20 (IC)
Ola Dolly x20 (IC)
Freddie Mercuries x20 (IC)
Low Plank 41 seconds
Good Mornings x20 (always a crowd pleaser to finish with these).

Moleskin
Several late arrivals this morning, most notably, Black Lung who strolled up about 10 minutes late so effortlessly. Not so notably, Big Stick. Foxtrot was sporting his D Henry jersey, which he not only filled out nicely, but also left an imprint of on the pavement during Mary. I do think it helped him run faster, though. My goal today was no burpees, at least for the guys that did 300 yesterday. For everyone else, however, it’s hard to complain about 10 reps of any exercise, amiright? Extremely questionable form on the pullups. I may bring a video demonstration to my next Q.

Bullhorn
Keep Family Jewels in your prayers who is dealing with an impending separation in his marriage. It’s a reminder to take nothing for granted in your marriage, gents.

Two beer nights this week! Wednesday, 2/7 and Thursday, 2/8 from 8-10pm at Craft Brewed. Come for both, come for one, come for part of one. We want to see you there!

Finally, step up to Q, boys! There are lots of open spots on the calendar. I am always happy to co-Q so reach out if you’re interested in that.

Until the gloom,
Floppy Disk

Crazy H8 or H8ful Eight

PAX: Skid Mark, Offshore, Walter White, Umbrella, Black Lung, Funyuns, Big Bang, Bagger Vance, Dr Smartt, Big Stick, CAPS LOCK, PSL, Cowboy, Venus, PreVac, Ludwig, Cinderella, Crawfish, Floppy Disk

QIC: Floppy Disk

45 degrees with a strong north wind greeted 19 redpillers at Sir E this morning. YHC explained that this was intended to be an Aunt Bea Q, but that his wife had contracted the stomach flu, and thus he would be unable to attend. Instead, we would pay homage to AB with different components of the workout starting right out with a reverse mosey capri lap. Following the loop we switched to a standard forward mosey, and made our way up towards the big house obviously not following sanctioned paths as is the standard under AB guidance.

We convened around the flag to get all warmed up.

Disclaimer
WoR (all IC)
ssh x20
high knees x15
butt kicks x15
good morns x10
willie mays x10
windmills x10
squats x10

THANG
The first evolution was dubbed the Crazy H8, but I’m also considering H8ful Eight. Borrowing a page out of Tidy Cat’s playbook we did the standard double-loop figure eight with the following rules in place:

  • 8x Burpees at the middle, top and bottom of the 8 starting and finishing with said Burpees for a total of 40.
  • 8x each of Atomic Merks, Jump Squats and WW1s at each speed bump. 10x speed bumps for a total of 80x reps of each.

We mosey’d to the homestead for: 50x calf raises (25x each leg) followed by 15x more each leg.

Mosey to the big lot for some island to island work: bear crawl to first island, broad jump to second island, burpee broad jump to final island.

Once all in we mosey’d back to the church playground for a quick 10x pullups (lock those arms out, BV) and 20x rows.

We had just enough time for the final portion of the morning, which, obviously had to end in classic Aunt Bea fashion…“Peaches” by Presidents of the USA: holding a plank perform a merkin each time you hear the word “peaches” or “peach”. Our muscles were tired, but our hearts were full as the music faded at the strike of 6:15am.

MS
This was a tough workout, especially the first portion. Kudos to all for pushing themselves. Big Stick kept talking about how easy it was. That guy. We will need to review video evidence on whether Bagger was performing a cheat step on each of his burpee broad jumps. The ruling on the field was that he was.

BH
Check Slack for info on the TAK PAKs. Let’s try to get a bunch of those together for a great cause. I was talking with the M today about getting our kids involved with putting those together. I think it could be a great family tradition. Numbtucks will be collecting them next week at Detention and the Racetrack.

See you boys in the gloom,
Floppy Disk

Acción de GRACIAS

PAX: Rooms2Go, Bagger Vance, CCR, Big Bang, PSL, Cowboy, Big Stick, Venus, Cathy, Black Lung, Foggy Pirate, FNG Triple D, Binary, Juan Valdez, Vegemite, Jigsaw, Prevac, Braveheart, Ludwig, Offshore, Umbrella, Too Tall, Wall Ball, Walter White, Floppy Disk

40 degrees, a homecoming Rooms2Go and no Floppy met the 24 PAX this morning that gathered to give thanks in workout form at Sir Ellington. YHC had a coffee maker snafu, and therefore came in on two wheels 30 seconds late. On the warmup mosey R2G was thinking about two things: 1. WTF was Floppy? 2. WTF was he going to do as this was supposed to be a co-Q? Perhaps this is a bit of an embellishment. R2G had it under control.

We mosey’d up to the big house for R2G to get us all warmed up.

Disclaimer
WoR (all IC)
ssh x25
bac x10
rbac x10
overhead claps x10
air press x10
willie mays x10
high knees x25
Hamstretch x10

THANG

Acción de GRACIAS
G – orilla Humpers x100. Focus on form. Pain started quickly.
R – oute 66: Mosey around the top loop and stop at each speed bump for ascending burpees. Starting with 1x and work our way to 11x for a total of 66x burpees. Plank/wait then WW1 and wait. Mosey to the tractor pavilion.
A – lternating toe taps on the green benches by the tractor. We did 50x and everyone seemed to be enjoying them so much that we did 30x more.
C – arolina Dry Docks x50. Momentary brain-lapse for YHC on the name for this exercise, though I knew it started with a C. Thankfully, CCR came to the rescue as he does so many times.
I – mperial Squat Walkers x50 IC. A real crowd pleaser. I thought about more, but we were short on time.
A – lternating Shoulder Taps x50 IC. We were running out of time, so we quick moseyed over to the big and traffic-busy hill.
S – evens (Mtn. Climber Merks/Diamond Merks). Due to poor clock management by YHC, we had to cut this short. Traffic is also unwieldy at this point. Noted for future Q planning efforts.

We trail moseyed back to the start where reigns were passed to R2G’s very capable hands for a quick Mary.

Mary
Boxcutters x25 IC
ABC’s kinda IC

MS
It was so great to have Rooms2Go back out in the gloom. He’s a great friend, and his willingness to co-Q was inspiring. Welcome FNG Triple D. He’s a friend of Foggy Pirate’s, who was in classic foggy form this morning. It was also good to see some faces that we haven’t seen out in the gloom in a while. Apologies to R2G and the PAX for my clock management. At least we got a couple minutes of Mary in. I am sure everyone will do their own ab makeup.

BH
Reminder to sign up for Room in the Inn at Crievewood Baptist. Info and link are on Slack. Reach out to Dupree for more details.

Black Friday convergence at The Hill (Franklin Road Academy). Workout will be 6-7am. Meet around back at the football fields.

Grow School on Saturday, December 2nd at FRA. Workout 7-8am followed by biscuits and discussion about the purpose behind F3. If you value F3 please come to this. It will be a good chance to learn more about why we do what we do and how we can make it better.

See you boys in the gloom,
Floppy Disk & Rooms2Go

No Skunks or Big Sticks at The Skunk

PAX: Foxtrot Talks-A-Lot, En Fuego, Funyuns, Toga, Foggy Pirate, Erector Set, Venus, Leatherneck, Offshore, Floppy Disk

QIC: Floppy Disk

10 Redpillers accumulated in the gloom at The Skunk this morn. Nothing but fresh, 60-degree air met us as we began our short warmup mosey. Circle up in the big field for some…

Warm-O-Rama (all IC)
SSH x20
High Knees x10
Butt Kickers x10
Good Mornings x15
Willie Mays Heys x10
BAC F x10
Front Claps x10
BAC R x10
Swimmers F x10
Swimmers R x10

Warm enough, anyway, so let’s get to it.

THANG

BLIMPS – 20x reps of each exercise followed by a mosey around the big field (approximately 0.33 miles). Everyone got in 3 sets before time was called on this portion.

Split into 2 groups and short mosey to the baseball diamond for some F3 Baseball. Group 1 at home, Group 2 at 2nd base. At each base perform 20x Merkins, 20x Mtn. Climbers, 20x Jump squats. Group exercise to next base as follows:

Home > 1st : Broad Jump
1st > 2nd: Bear Crawl
2nd > 3rd: Crawl Bear
3rd > Home: Lunge

Just enough time before Mary to line up on the soccer field baseline for AYG to the opposing baseline. 20 second rest then AYG back.

Mary (all IC)

Flutter Kicks x20
Hello Dolly’s x20
Freddie Mercuries x20
High Plank rotation
J-Lo’s x20
Low Plank 30s hold

MS
Good work today, gents! Really enjoyed my maiden voyage to The Skunk. APB for Big Stick. I’m beginning to wonder if “bachelor party” is just code for Sunday Night Football at home.

Cleared up F3 name confusion. It’s Erector Set not Erection Set, for better or worse, haven’t decided yet.

Foggy Pirate was on point this morning with proper lens fogging form…just the one.

BH
Continue to pray for the Kemps. Sign up for the GrowRuck! I’ve never done one of these things, either, so don’t feel intimidated. We’ll get through it.

Love your families and friends well, men. They are a gift.

SYITG,
Floppy Disk