Mosquito!

AO: the-knoll
Q: Pebbles
PAX: Malibu, Half Lyfe, AAA, Derby, Timber, Étouffée, El Capitan, morning stār, Sparrow, Stubs, Tebow, Smoltz, Bookworm, Gabby Cat, Foxy, Bumblebee, Creek Runner
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
CONDITIONS: Muggy, long grass, mosquitos

WARMUP:
Bacs
Bac Bacs
Inch Worms
Slow Squats
Mosey around backstop

THE THANG:
Partner DORA – partner runs around back stop while the other performs exercise
1. Hand release Merkins x 200
2. Iron Mike’s x 200
3. Dips x 200
4. Squats x 200

11s on the hill – Carolina Dry Docks and Lunges

Mary – flutter kicks

MOLESKINE:
I was out for two weeks in Orlando. It was hotter than the surface of the sun, carrying backpacks and kids all day. It was a great ruck workout.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The STRUGGLE is this weekend. Sign up on Slack to participate.

COT: Prayed us out

Re-Run

AO: toratoratora
Q: 40 Minutes
PAX: The Bobs, Goodwill, Space Baby, Third Coast, Long Cut
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Perfect (although maybe too much light for those who prefer to workout under the cover of darkness :slightly_smiling_face:)

WARMUP: Mosey and standard stretches

THE THANG: Tabata Circuit
40 seconds on / 15 seconds rest
Circuit of 3 exercises
Complete each circuit 4 times before moving to the next

Circuit 1
– Merkin
– Squat
– Freddie Mercury
Circuit 2
– Curls
– Coupon Swings
– LBCs
Circuit 3
– Overhead Press
– Split Squats
– American Hammers

COT: Some gratitudes and some challenges. All in it together.

[edwin_wrucking] Must be present to win

AO: edwin_wrucking
Q: Stubs
PAX: FLO, Pitmaster, Gecko, Stubs, 0
FNGs: 1 0
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: about as nice as you can get

WARMUP:

THE THANG: the usual ruck, with plenty of chatter

MOLESKINE: the quote of the day, was a saying we use at work often, not attributed to anyone.
“Must Be Present to Win”

It’s twofold, showing up in person and being in attendance makes a difference but in life something I struggle with is really being present when I do show up.
Whether it’s the business meeting, playing with your kids, or date night with the wife,…you must be present to win.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Leftovers for breakfast

AO: thebuffalo
Q: greyalbum
PAX: The Bobs, Ultratecht, Goose
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS:

unseasonably cool

WARMUP:

Mosey down to the pond

SSH
Good mornings
Seal claps
Arm circles
Overhead press
Overhead claps
Arm circles
Runners stretch

THE THANG:

5 Burpee buy-in

DORA ….sort of

P1: 30 crunchy frog
P2: Run up the hill and back then switch

P1: 100 squat
P2: Run up hill and back

P1: 100 each leg Step ups
P2: Run up hill and back

P1: 100 Dips
P2: Bear crawl out and back

Run across field

Lunge walk up through woods

Sprint up stairs

Mosey to bball court grab coupons

Squat thrusters 1 min
Curls 1 min
Skull crushers 1 min

COT

Green Sally Up, Green Sally Down

AO: bomber
Q: SalPal
PAX: Pep, Chunks, hambone, Right Said, Salami, Papa Bear, CubCadet, Skittles
FNGs: 1 Skittles
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Indecisively dry

WARMUP: HA! That’s funny… wait you’re serious?

THE THANG:

Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Old Miss Lucy’s dead and gone
Left me here to weep and moan
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Old Miss Lucy’s dead and gone
Left me here to weep and moan
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Old Miss Lucy’s dead and gone
Left me here to weep and moan
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Green Sally up and green Sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Old Miss Lucy’s dead and gone
Left me here to weep and moan

Also assorted merks, squats, bear crawls, wall exercises, hill sprints w/ burpees and Lt. Dan’s.

MOLESKINE: This song will live rent-free in your brain forever now. Also Puzzlah joined for coffeteria,

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday, Library Event, Struggle, see Slack for details. Welcome Skittles!

COT: Health, family, travel, other quiet intentions.

Ha…BACKblast…get it

AO: pain-train
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: Wolfpack, Half Lyfe, Derby, Pitmaster, Cheeks, FLO
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Bright and Clear with a Touch of Rain

WARMUP: Light stretching OYO

THE THANG: A revamped Back Attack! Combined both critical elements of back pain relief- stretching and strengthening.

Short yoga flow through downward dog, runners lunges w/ twist, and full warrior flow into triangle and back again.

Lunge out to the coupons for some glutes and hammys

3 Rounds of 45 second Tabata with 8 stations:
– Bent over Rows
– Left Plank
– Goblet Squats
– Right Plank
– Deadlift
– Plank Plank
– Side lift (idk what these are called)
– Clamshells

Finished with some Mary

MOLESKINE: We gotta get y’all out to Atlantis! Best Thursday AO West of I-40!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday on Tuesday, Ruck on Monday

COT: Prayers for Pitmaster’s interview and all the families bracing for summer vacation!

PLAYLIST: Nobody knew Aaliyah, but everyone knows MIKE JOOOONES

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6l3IndcwZBxGy8upkgm2Fs?si=3eb21e6188e948db

Back Attack

AO: atlantis
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: porcelain, CubCadet, Subway, Oatmeal, SalPal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: COMFY

WARMUP: SSH x20

THE THANG: Attacking the back with each half of the remedy to back pain- stretching and strengthening!

Started with some static stretching, good mornings, and shoulder stretches. Flowed into a quick yoga routine from sun pose into warrior 1 & 2, triangle pose, back up and down into the other side. Then downward dog into cobra, back to downward dog, into runners lunges, with a twist on each side.

Mosey over to the swings to elucidate how much we work our chest compared to our backs. 4 sets of 10 bodyweight rows on the swings, paired with 10 pushups. Safe to say the pushups were quite a bit easier.

Lunge back to startx because glute and hamstring strength is the foundation of a strong lower back! Then 3 sets of 45 second tubota style exercises mixing back and lower body;
– Dumbbell flys
– Alabama Prom Dates
– Cinderblock deadlift
– Squats
– Exercise band extensions
– Clamshells

Finished out with a round of Mary because core strength is also critical for back support.

MOLESKINE: Oatmeal is in 3 cults currently applying for his 4th. Subway thinks Juvenile’s name is Jeremy

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday next Tuesday and YHC will be in attendance! Second drink is on moneyshot

COT: Prayers for kids getting out of school and a family dealing with a miscarriage.

PLAYLIST: very subpar performance from the gallery trying to guess song title and artist of songs with “Back” in the name. I think we hit on 5/13 and burpees ensued for each wrong answer.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6l3IndcwZBxGy8upkgm2Fs?si=f164a41916c747b3

Running Blockie Apocolypse

AO: thestronghold
Q: Natural Ice
PAX: Young and Restless, Red Skull, Dan and Dave, Skeet, Purple Tiger, Decaf, Hipster, Chunks, Barney, Natural Ice, Ice Box, Road Trip, Mullet, Pick Me, Singlet, Stir Fry, Boby Hill, Wendys,
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
Conditions: Humid and PERFECT

Warm-Up:
We kicked things off with the classics: side straddle hops, light stretching, and a touch of Broga. Loosened up the shoulders with arm circles, overhead claps, seal claps, and Moroccan nightclubs. Knocked out a few Merkins to wake up the chest.

The Thang:
Everyone grabbed a cinder block coupon and got the run-down: this workout would be nonstop movement. Any downtime or wait-for-the-six moments defaulted to our “resting” move—lift block to shoulder, press overhead, switch sides, lower to ground, repeat.

We launched into a Blockee Apocalypse:
– Travel with your block
– Drop for a round of Blockees (Burpee + Merkin on block + overhead press with block)
– Start at 10 reps, decrease by 1 at each stop
– Between rounds, PAX rotated through WWIs, or our “rest” move

Made our way across the AO with grit and sweat. At the final stop, back at the starting deck, we flipped the script and hit one last set of 10 Blockees to finish strong.

Mary:
– Flutter kicks (too many)
– 20 WWI sit-ups in cadence

COT:
Wrapped with gratitude and a prayer for the men of 413 to stay strong and finish well.

Moleskin:
– Blocks were heavy
– Spirits were high
– No one quit in this group
– You can catch your breath with out stoping

SYITG
Natural Ice

Micro Murph

AO: the-knoll
Q: Sooie
PAX: Derby, Half Lyfe, AAA, Sooie, Sparrow, morning stār, Gold Digger, Tonks (2.0), Fish Biscuit (2.0), Bumblebee (2.0), All Star (2.0), Ninja (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Cool. Humid. Spring.

WARMUP:
Get loose!
Head nods/shakes/circles in cadence
Shoulder rolls in cadence
BAC
BBAC
Low slow squats
plank knee tapping
Low plank -> high plank -> finger tip plank

THE THANG:
Micro Murph EMOM style.
EMOM 1 pull-up, 2 merkins, 3 Jump Squats, 20 yard sprint (30x). Focus on power and form!

Cooldown mosey
Mary

MOLESKINE:
Focus on the basics.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check slack

COT:
Prayers offered. Sooie Brewie down the hatch.

For Old Time’s Sake

AO: sirellington
Q: Movin On Up
PAX: Deep State, Focker, Works for a Guy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: Moist

WARMUP:

20 SSH
15 Imperial walkers
15 Hill Billy’s
Willy maze
Mozy to sir E

THE THANG:

11s on the hill:
Bottom: 1 diamond mercan
Sprint up
Top: 10 jump squat
Lunge back down
SSH 6

Speed Bumps:
5 burpees
10 WWI
15 mercans
20 drydocks
25 squats
30 LBC
Back down and drop last workout
Do all exercises at last speed bump
SSH 6 at each bump

Mozy back

MARY:

20 Freddie mercs
10 Heal touched
20 Hello dolly’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

:eyes: Thinking about doing a last Tuesday of every month Sir E! (More to follow)