Glorious Stares

AO: handsomizer
Q: Freakonomics
PAX: Spinal Tap, Black Lung, Grape
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: somehow colder than they should be

WARMUP: the usual, minus SSH

THE THANG: 7 rounds of exercises up the stairs: 5 Burpees at each landing, Squat on each step, merkin on each step, lunges up, 20 dips on each landing, bunny hops, and sprint.

Plus, 4 minutes of mary.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Night Moves March 13th! Invite your sad clown friends who are willing try a night workout.

COT: Remember to spend time reflecting on the good things in our life.

“What’s next?” 🤔 Hmm…

AO: the-knoll
Q: morning stār
PAX: Wolfpack, Stubs, Pebbles, Malibu, AAA, Sparrow, Parka-Eh, morning stār, Bumble bee (Q, 2.0), Link (2.0), Ice Box (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: chilly and windy

WARMUP: ground movement to the road and back: crawl crawl, army crawl, crab walk, duck walk

THE THANG:
Part 1: Q and dealers choice exercises (WW2s, merkins, motivators, Lt dans, squats, dead bugs, flex capacitors, whatever you want)

Part 2: 3 games of infection

MOLESKINE:
– YHC is a proud of Bumble bee
– Appreciate the PAX kind mumble chatter helping Bumble bee along

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– merkin madness challenge (check slack)
– please turn you head lights off if you pull up to the park and are waiting to get out; we typically get blinded as we walk in

COT:
– count-o-rama
– name-o-rama
– Prayers for travel and hope for the heavy galettes

If F3 existed 80 years ago…..

AO: atlantis
Q: CubCadet
PAX: SalPal, Chunks, Firefox, Right Said, Pole Dancer, Toothless, Young and Restless, Subway, CubCadet
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Colder than we expected

WARMUP: Workout was inspired by Q’s recent visit to the National WW2 Museum in NOLA. We mosey’d in formation around the ball field. PAX has to stay two columns abreast and within arm’s length of person in front. Allowed to ample mumble chatter and heal-stepping, but good team cohesion. Q threw out a few random bits of WW2 / fitness related information….like “in 1941, the recommended time for unit fitness was 1 hour after breakfast”

Once to parking lot, we did the standard 21st century warm-ups b/c the 1940’s once looked too much like bad dance moves and Q didn’t care to demonstrate.

THE THANG: The WW2 standard physical fitness test (I am sure there are many, but this is the one we did).

– Pull-ups to exhaustion. Had to modify based on equipment. In 1941: 20 was an Excellent Score / 9 was a Fair Score.
– Squat Jumps to exhaustion: These are not your standard F3 Squat Jumps. Starting position is squatting on right heel with fingers laced on top of head, palms down. The feet are 4 – 6″ apart with he feel of the left foot on a line with the right foot. Spring upward until both knees are straight and both feet clear the ground. Keep upper body erect. While off the ground, reverse your feet before you land. Each leg is 1. In 1941: 75 was an Excellent Score / 38 was a Fair Score.
– Push-ups to exhaustion: If it looks like a merkin and smells like a merkin. In 1941: 54 was an Excellent Score / 30 was a Fair Score.
– Sit-ups for 2 min: Legs straight at start, hand behind head, scorer holds feet / ankles. Left elbow to right knee on the up (one rep), then alternate to right elbow to left knee for rep two….. In 1941: 79 was an Excellent Score / 51 was a Fair Score.
– 300 yard shuttle run: Spring 5 segments of 60 yards each in parking lot. Distance was only approximate. In 1941: 44 seconds was an Excellent Score / 50 seconds was a Fair Score.

Then we moved to the “Mass Athletics and Group Games” portion of the session. Field Manual 21-20 (c 1941) lists many, but we chose a couple reps of “Follow the Leader” through the playground / obstacle course and then “In and Out” which was sort of a last-man-up run with a rolling basketball, pax in a stationary line, and some zigging and some zagging.

Fit in 30 reps of flutter kicks before time.

MOLESKINE: We all know some history of WW2 whether from school, books, movies, friends or family. It’s nearly impossible to comprehend the entire world being solely focused on one thing for 5+ years. There are some elements of its origins and residue that impact the daily news 80 years later. I’d like to think that if F3 existed back then, its members would have made us very proud (and probably given us a real beat-down).

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4:13 strong kicks off new class next week. Please consider supporting. For details and other events, see slack.

COT: Pole Dancer friend’s baby getting out of N-ICU. Toothless mother-in-law health. Chunks new job / travels. Firefox challenges as a leader / mentor at work. And the intentions in our heart.

Thank you for the opportunity to lead.

The Long and Winding Throw

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: Toothless, Esposa, Hair Band, DrRupp, Oatmeal, sooner, Betty Ford
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Beautiful

WARMUP: Dynamic Warmup, Mosey around the school

THE THANG: Frisbee Battle!

The PAX paired off and battled their litter mate; one PAX tossed the disc and exercised while the other fetched. Whoever had less reps on their turn had to repeat reps.
– Burpees
– Squats
– Merkins
– Freddie Mercs

Accuracy Challenge!

The pups joined forces to play “closest to the disc.” Bear crawl to your first throw, all losers then lunged from their second throw to the disc.

Zoomies!
All PAX tossed discs in a speed round of disc golf- everyone but the winner exercised either burpees, squats, or merkins.

Back to the start for Mary!

MOLESKINE: You many have noticed my flashy yellow running shirt and thought, “Man, I want one of those!” Well fear not; you can order one from All Out Running Co. alloutrunningco.com/! Shoutout Hair Band and Chunks for a sweet design and high quality gear.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday, Night Moves next Thursday, Merkin Challenge ongoing

Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6NmHKgqYPJwsKx2QVLuIWt?si=d14188ade25049a4

Providing a new perspective on provision

AO: the-knoll
Q: morning stār
PAX: El Capitan, Wolfpack, Stubs, Papa Bear, morning stār, Bumble bee (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: mild and windy

WARMUP: jog to tree line with ground movement; circle up for motivators, arm circles, low slow squats, etc.

Jog to flood memorial table/bench.

THE THANG:
Rotate through 3 exercises on the minute (OTM) for 30 minutes:
– power elevated merkins … to slow merkins mixed with dips
– cross crawl step ups
– SSH with focus on core

MOLESKINE:
– solid work every one; appreciate the mumble chatter

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Ash Wed ruck starting at 0500 at greenway entrance down the road from the-knoll (text morning stār if you want to join)
– Merkin challenge (check 1stf)

COT:
YHC shared a word study on provision he did years ago in which he came to the following conclusion:
“”I wonder if the more correct definition of provision would be ‘to consider in advance the path and foresee the coming needs, traps, and opportunities, and then to act accordingly so that one’s family is well prepared and equipped to endure and overcome, fulfilling fully all their God given purposes.’””
Stay curious my friends,
-m*

In Memory of Gene Hackman

AO: toratoratora
Q: Goose
PAX: greyalbum, 40 Minutes, LogJam, Longcut
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: Chilly

Warmup: Forward Fold, Willie Mays Hays, Cherry Pickers, Arm Stretches, Forward Fold, Willie Mays Hays

Thang:
-Lunges
-Mosey down Shadow Lane with 25 squats at every light pole. Mosey back with 25 melons at every light pole.
-Dora: 200 curls, dips, ssh, press with while partner runs

-Mary

Prayers Grey Albums family and their recent loss. Prayers for 40 minutes as he navigates work and spring break.

Texas Independence Day 2025

AO: westeros
Q: sooner
PAX: Pep, Vector, Papa Bear, Grape, Michelin Man, Young and Restless, Natural Ice – CBO, Tim the Toolman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Ask Not

AO: thebuffalo
Q: Goose
PAX: LogJam, 40 Minutes, The Bobs, Daylight
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: chilly

WARMUP: Willie mays hays, forward fold, arm stretches, cherry pickers

THE THANG:
-Mosey to Roy’s and back.
-100 pushups and squats with run every 25 reps.
-Lunges
-with coupon: 100 squats and curls with rifle carry every 25 reps
-100 dips

ANNOUNCEMENTS: congrats to Daylight, friends by the river starts in April

Solve the riddle, escape the beatdown

AO: bomber
Q: Puzzlah
PAX: Firefox, Chunks, DintyMoore, Black Lung, Cream Cheese, Tim the Toolman, Papa Bear, Pep, hambone, Bravefart
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Chlly-ish to start

WARMUP:
Dynamic warm-up
Arm Circles
a little old man yoga
Cherry pickers

THE THANG:

Put together some crummy rhyming riddles in the form of an escape game/puzzle Q that ask the Pax to guess where the next stop on our adventure would be.

I line up in rows, strong and high,
Where kids swing through the sky.
Grip me tight and don’t let go,
Or down to the ground you’ll go!

To escape:
100 Rocky Balboas
25 Incline Merkins
25 Dolly Partons

Mosey to Monkey Bars.

I eat small spheres, then spit them out,
into the bucket, without a doubt.
Before you swing, you must come to me,
Where dimpled orbs are set free.

To escape:
(Option to hit 50) 30 pull-ups – 30 merkins- 30 rows – 30 squats – 2 laps
(partitioned however you want)

Mosey to Driving Range machine.

While today is nice, sometimes it’s not,
Can find this covered spot?
Next to the clubhouse to get some gainz,
It’s where we work out when it rains.

To escape:
Lunge down, Broad jump back length of driving range

Mosey to clubhouse

Practice a gentle tap, get a generous roll,
Avoid the sand, your chip finds the hole.
To complete this puzzle, you must be quick,
A surprise is waiting to do the trick.

To escape:
30 burpees
30 Carolina dry docks
30 mountain climbers (each leg)
30 dips

Mosey to Chipping Green.

Beep Test, either running or a SSH on the side. Congrats to Black Lung for getting to 10.0 :exploding_head: and making it look a lot easier than I’m sure it felt. DintyMoore, Bravefart, and Cream Cheese rounded out the top 4, but Cream Cheese will never see this, so did it really happen? I think each got to Round 8, but I was struggling to focus after I got caught at 7.3 (I think).

MOLESKINE:
Appreciating Firefox’s request of words of gratitude even though I often struggle to put them together. Grateful to lead and put together some (hopefully) fun puzzles for the group.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
TONIGHT is Game Night at Chez Firefox
Sign up for Merkin Madness.
Night moves is now March 13.

COT:
A number of prayers for family and friends, clarity around jobs, and gratitude for wins of our family and friends.

Sick sack

AO: handsomizer
Q: Grape
PAX: Red Skull, Natural Ice – CBO
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: weather was good. I was sick.

WARMUP: stretching

THE THANG: run to the stairs and complete the following at every landing

Squats- 20
Incline merkins- 15
Crunchy frogs- 15
Kickthroughs- 15

Superman’s- 15
APD’s- 20
Carolina dry docks- 15
Kangaroo hop up the stairs

MOLESKINE: thank you for my brothers Natural Ice – CBO and Red Skull for sticking with me on a morning that all I wanted to do was sick sack but I was the Q so I didn’t feel like I was allowed to

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