Strategy & Tactics

Date: 9-30-17

QIC: Edible Arrangement

PAX: Crawfish, Bagger Vance, Lemon, C-Lo (Memphis), Edison, Three putt, Foxtrot, Badboy, Deep Dish, Binary, Lothar (8 year old FNG), Blue Mule, Top 40

Decided to try out the Workout In a Box (WIB) – Stonewall Edition #2. Hambone turned me onto this a few weeks ago.

Just as a box has four corners, 4 areas of workout were identified (more less the 4 corners of Sevier Park). PAX were numbered off 1-4. Each PAX was responsible for mini Q’ing two exercises at their corresponding number/corner. As a group we ran to each corner and would do 2 exercises decided upon by each corresponding PAX’s corner before running to the next corner.  The goal was to always keep moving.

I took some ribbing about who was leading the workout and other ragging about delegation of authority, my day job, etc. I just found it easiest to explain that YHC was the morning’s Strategy and those Redpillers that showed would be the Tactics.

Warm up:

  • 10 Burpees to get the blood flowing
  • Run to top of hill/flagpole and circle up
  • SSH
  • High knees
  • Butt kickers
  • Windmills
  • BAC forward, BAC reverse, seal claps
  • Willie Mays
  • Good mornings

The Box / The Thang (in no particular order):

Corner 1:

  • Deep Dish: Diamond merkins, thrusters
  • Edison: Squat jumps, alt shoulder taps
  • Three putt: Pull ups, merkins

Corner 2:

  • Badboy: Lt Dans, wide merkins
  • C-Lo & Top forty: Cotton pickers, plank jacks
  • Badboy: Purple snakes

Corner 3:

  • Crawfish: Imperial walker squats, and something else
  • Foxtrot: V-ups, kamikazes
  • Bagger: Some sort of yoga thing

Corner 4

  • Lemon: Bear crawls, crawl bears
  • Binary: Hello dollies, hillbillies
  • Blue Mule: Man makers, flutter kicks

It should be noted that somewhere between Corner 1 & 2, Foxtrot and Top 40 broke off to do some butt/back stretches or something that sounded to be inspired by Sergio at the Green Hill’s Lululemon.

Additionally, Bagger’s spirit animal, the Crawl Bear, is a force to be reckoned with. I can attest to this as I write this bblast with no distal right middle finger.

Mary:

  • Tempo merkins, Freddie Mercuries, box cutters, Ab ABC’s

Moleskin:

  • Great to have C-Lo (F3 Memphis) out and his son (FNG Lothar – 8 years old) who joined us for some Mary and get the scoop on how F3 Memphis is growing
  • GrowRuck 11/17-11/18
  • F3 gear sign up
  • Prayers for those in TX, FL, Puerto Rico
  • Continued prayers for the Kemps

On the flip side,

EA