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Squatter Sendoff

Date: 2026-06-01 AO: Westeros Q: SalPal , Squatter PAX: CubCadet, Tim the Toolman, Pep, Makita (Anderson Fader), Chunks, SalPal, Shy Guy, Spinal Tap, bluemule, Squatter, The Merchant FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Exceedingly arrogant.
WARMUP: For the birds.
THE THANG:
Sally: Partner 1 Lunge Walks/Murder Bunnies, Partner 2 Swings + Pullups
Squatter: Hellish Tennis Ball Game, 22s of Merkins, Squats, Abs, moseys between every 2-3 sets.
MARY: A little bit.
MOLESKINE: Olivia Rodrigo is the OG, Shy Guy =/ Siri (let’s move on from it people), Cubby hates bunnies, murderous or otherwise.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grow School 6/13 at the-castle, Strutter 3 Part Birthday Party this week, Ultimate 11’s on 7/11, CSAUP 50, Check Slack
COT:
Squatter, for his wife and the next 22 days as they do treatment. Pep for his quarterly review. All other intentions unspoken or unmentioned in the backblast.
Squatter, we love you to pieces, prayers and blessings as you accompany your bride in this journey. We’ve got your back. Send us pictures and let us know if you need capital to launch F3 Tiajuana. I’m sure Natural Ice can find some money in the budget for a West Coast starfish effort.
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Warner Rucker

Date: 2026-06-01 AO: The Eddy Q: FLO , PAX: Stubs, Motorola, Splash, FLO, Flood FNGs: 1 Flood COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
Damp, but no rain
WARMUP:
Meet Splash’s dad and pets given to Bishop :dog2:
Wondered if Wolfpack was arriving, but there were no signs, only false promises :disappointed:
THE THANG:
Wander paved paths mostly to avoid muddy trails. Rucked to Nature Center and around by tadpole lagoon and up around through connector trail, then back down. Somehow equated to a 45 ruck.
MARY:
None
MOLESKINE:
“It’s what you learn after you know it all that matters most”
– Elderly Man Behind the Counter in a Small YMCA
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Spring Summer Fling sometime soon. Check Slack!
COT:
Moment of silence for prayers.
Named FNG. Welcome Flood!
PLAYLIST:
Mumble chatter and chirping
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[The Castle] Pre-party run.

Date: 2026-05-30 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, Horizon, Steely, Strutter, hambone, Squatter, Waymo (formerly Space Baby) FNGs: COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Nice! WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2+ fast miles before the Fabulous Fabuloso Q. MARY:
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Atlantis

Date: 2026-05-28 AO: Atlantis Q: DintyMoore , PAX: DintyMoore, SalPal, porcelain, Juicy J, Pole Dancer, Cheesehead, Subway FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Balmy
WARMUP: Lap and Stretches
Birthdate Challenge – hit all 8 dates 0 1-minute plank 1 10 merkins 2 20 air squats 3 30 SSHs 4 20 Lunges 5 15 burpees 6 20 merkin shoulder taps 7 30 calf raises 8 20 mountain climbers 9 1-minute wall sit
THE THANG: Partner AMRAP 100 m sprint 5 burpees 20 sit-ups 15 pushups 100 m sprint
Partner completed series of core exercises
MARY: Soccer Challenge – goal between arms in plank position = 5 burpees and 100m sprint
MOLESKINE: Push each other to know each other, it’s more than a workout group.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Struggle, Summer Slam, Fall CSAUP 50 mile relay, etc.
COT: prayers for Squatter and family
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0bybNxEFZvzMuwrvMJx0gL?si=dJ-GbMhCS524enrLUJJFDQ&pi=cZ6L80vSTHCJj
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The Stronghold

Date: 2026-05-21 AO: The Stronghold Q: Chunks , PAX: Barney, Red Skull, Hipster, Chunks, Fulton (St. Louis) FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP::white_check_mark:
THE THANG: 115 Burpees and 1.5 mile travel.
7s or 8s depending on your counting skills.
MARY: mosey back to start X.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack.
COT: Lifted up each other.
PLAYLIST: Old School tunes.
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Stoneboots

Date: 2026-05-30 AO: Stonewall Q: moneyshot , PAX: Cowboy, moneyshot, Carebear, Jason Callen (Deep Dish), Sugar mama, Down Under FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS:
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The Stronghold

Date: 2026-05-28 AO: The Stronghold Q: hambone , PAX: Young and Restless, Barney, Red Skull, hambone, Wham-O, Chunks, bigbang FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: June-like heat
WARMUP: 10 push ups, 10 burpees–youre good.
THE THANG: Mosey to upper lot–bear crawl down, lunge walk back–do that 3 times.
Head to the sprint lot. Do sprints. Don’t be slower than Hambone.
MARY: brief flutters, LBCs, crunches, and WW1 sit ups
MOLESKINE: I’m a little bit more sore than I thought I would be
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Do the Struggle 006
COT: Prayers for continued health, recovery, and strength
PLAYLIST: ha no
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[The Discipline] The Discipline

Date: 2026-05-27 AO: The Discipline Q: hambone , PAX: Horizon, Country Parkour, hambone, Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
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[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-05-29 AO: Pain Train Q: Squatter , PAX: FLO, El Capitan, Pebbles, Juicy J, Derby, Lady Liberty, Siri, Pitmaster, Squatter, Floppy Fish FNGs: 1 Floppy Fish COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Clear, purdy nice
WARMUP: SSH IW BAC Stretching Mosey while explaining the thang
THE THANG: Run the loop. Along the way do these exercises; 25 Merkins 20 Lieutenant Dans 5 Burpees 5 Pull-ups End loop with sandbag murder bunnies up to 1st pavilion, leave sandbag and return with burpee broad jumps Rinse-Repeat
MARY: Flutter kicks American hammers Up and Outs
MOLESKINE: Gave update on cancer healing journey for my M
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: Ended with prayer and coffee
PLAYLIST: None
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Sisu Bootcamp

Date: 2026-05-28 AO: Sisu Q: Squatter , PAX: Steely, Squatter FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: muggy
WARMUP: we warmed up
THE THANG: we worked out
MOLESKINE: we talked
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: we prayed
PLAYLIST: no music