Respectfully, Suck it, Trebek

Date: 2026-07-22 AO: Titan Q: Firefox , PAX: Pep, Makita, Tim the Toolman, DintyMoore, Firefox, Vector, Papa Bear, Vanilla Ice, CubCadet, Natural Ice, Topps, Thomas T, Duvet FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: Pleasant… until you start moving
WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, stretching, Mosey to walkway beside main lawn
THE THANG: To celebrate the birthday of the late, great, Alex Trebek, born July 22, 1940, we played some Jeopardy. YHC provided a clue/answer to a selected PAX. Respond correctly (in the form of a question, per Jeopardy rules), all PAX did an exercise. Answer incorrectly, all PAX did double the amount of that exercise. PAX also had the option to respond “Suck it, Trebek”, in which case all PAX did 15 burpees instead. The results: – The title of Alex Trebek’s 2020 Memoir: “The Answer Is…” – Pep opted for 15 burpees – A 1970s gameshow that developer Alan Thicke promoted Alex Trebek to host (his first American gig): “The Wizard of Odds – double distance murder bunnies – The number of American gameshows that Alex Trebek hosted: “7” – double distance murder bunnies – A 1990s era sci-fi show on which Alex Trebek made a guest appearance: “The X-Files” – 15 atomic merkins (Vector got it right) – Alex Trebek’s on-screen partners when he made his guest appearance on The X-Files: “Jesse Ventura” – 30 atomic merkins – Alex Trebek carried the Olympic Torth through Jacksonville, FL as part of this iteration of the Olympics: “1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta” – 15 atomic merkins (Thomas T got it right) – In 2011, when Alex Trebek chased a hotel robber out of his suite, it was revealed that he did this at night: “Sleep in the nude” – bear crawl (Tim the Toolman got it right) – Ken Jennings once almost convinced Alex Trebek to do this while hosting the Tournament of Champions: “Host in his underwear” – Makita opted for 15 burpees – Alex Trebek used this writing implement to quietly take notes during Jeopardy episodes: “a crayon” – double distance bear crawl – Alex Trebek was named an Officer of this organization in 2017, the second-highest civilian honor in Canada: “The Order of Canada” – 30 V-ups – The year Alex Trebek began hosting Jeopardy: “1984” – 15 V-ups (CubCadet got it right…ish) – The Canadian province where Alex Trebek was born: “Ontario” – 30 V-ups – Alex Trebek dropped out of military school when he was ordered to do this: “Shave his head” – 20 pull-ups – In 2001, Alex Trebek made this shocking change to his image: “Shave his mustache” – 10 pull-ups (Vector and crew got this right) – Alex Trebek made it into the Guinness book of world records for hosting this many episodes of Jeopardy: “6829” – 20 pull-ups
Mosey to startex. Respectfully, suck it, Trebek. 15 more burpees.
MARY: 10 WW1s, Hollow Body Hold. Fin.
MOLESKINE: – Round of gratitude
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – CSAUP – State of the F3Nation address
COT: – CubCadet having to give a touch performance review
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/45Wnd3VmkVcoQzIP4jvuAy?si=f21896ecdf7f4240

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-07-22 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Berry Brooks (ATM), EZ-Go, Snow Bunny, Tinkertoy, Sugar mama, Down Under, Donkey Hammer, My Pleasure FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
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[After Hours] After Hours Bootcamp

Date: 2026-07-21 AO: After Hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter, Phillip Taylor, Choo Choo, Squatter, Flipper FNGs: COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Dark skies towards the end, but the rain held off. WARMUP: 20 SSH IC 20 IW IC 10 Windmills IC THE THANG: Mosey across the street to the top of the stairs, 10 burpees OYO. Mosey back down, Squatter found a shortcut so he went back for some extra steps. Mosey to the tunnel for a set of wall sits, air presses, and ankle touches. Mosey to the ruins, 10 each IC Irkins and derkins. Mosey back to the map. Four corners. SW corner, merkins, lunge walk to… SE corner, standard squats, broad jump burpees to… NE corner, diamond merkins, Bernie to… NW corner, Slow Deep Squats w/ a 30 second resting squat to finish, duck walk to… SW corner, Mahktar N’Deaye, sprint to… SE corner, Mosey to tunnel for more wall sits and a 30 second BTTW. Mosey back to the map. MARY: Flutterkicks and Rrrrrrrrrosalitas. MOLESKINE: There were a few weeks that I thought about discontinuing Afterhours. I was afraid it would never catch on. With 5 this week, it’s starting to build some momentum. I’m glad I stuck it out. ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP 50. Get on a team! Our FNG from the Castle is now Happy Trees. COT: Prayers for Squatter’s MiL and FiL. They are really struggling. Of course for him and his 2.0 as well. PLAYLIST:

Modified Dora

Date: 2026-07-21 AO: Tire Station Q: Steely , PAX: Steely, Horizon, Dilbert, Splitter, Cross-stitch, Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: HUMID
WARMUP: Good Mornings 20 IC SSH 10 IC Imperial Walkers 10 IC Calf Swoopa
THE THANG: Partner up 50 pull ups 100 Merikans 200 squats 300 WW1s Partner A began workout while Partner B speed walked to designated spot and switched places upon return. Finished with a slow mosey back to the start.
MARY:
None
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Prayers for Crossstitch who’s officiating a friends wedding this weekend.
PLAYLIST: Classic Rock

Tortoise and Hair

Date: 2026-07-21 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: Young and Restless, Red Skull, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Right Said, Chunks, Barney, Decaf, Zummies, Gumbo, Cat Woman, Micro Soft, Sweet Tooth, Purple Rain, Stick Death, Cuties, Pinto, Blue Cheese, Dory, Krabby Patty FNGs: None COUNT: 19 CONDITIONS: HUMID!!!
WARMUP: Standard pre-run workout – SSH, IWs, Squats, Windmills, Stretches, WMY and Good Mornings OYO.
THE THANG: RUN!!
MARY: Sets of 21, PAX Choice: Burpees, Alabama Prom Date, WWIs, Merkins, Flutters and Hello Dolly’s
MOLESKINE: 6 out of 12 4:13 Strong men set a new PR today. Five 4:13 Strong men are already below 30 mins. This could be the class where everyone breaks 30!
COT: Prayers for strength, wisdom and guidance

Pre-party (party of one)

Date: 2026-07-21 AO: Tire Station Q: Splitter , PAX: Splitter FNGs: COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: thicc
WARMUP: pull-ups
THE THANG: run
MOLESKINE: plenty of time for 3 miles

I consider lifetime bans a formal invitation and/or challenge

Date: 2026-07-21 AO: The Knoll Q: SalPal , PAX: Cherry Maguire, Juicy J, AAA, Vanilla Ice, Sooie, Half Lyfe, Wolfpack, SalPal, Shakira, morning star (F3 Nashville), bumblebee FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: WET
WARMUP: Mosey + 5 Core Principals
THE THANG: Coupon-cides: 1. Bear Crawl + Thrusters 2. Lunge + Merkins 3. Murder Bunnies + Swings 4. Burpee Broad Jumps + Lt. Dans
T-claps to AAA and Half Lyfe for making it to the final round.
MARY: Quick Merkin Cooldown
MOLESKINE: Be excellent.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, 2nd Wednesday event, check Slack. Juicy J get with The Merchant on additional coverage for 2nd F.
COT: Our brother Squatter, personal intentions.
PLAYLIST: Hurt.

Detention

Date: 2026-07-20 AO: Detention Q: Pedialyte , PAX: Topanga, Tinkertoy, Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: muggy
WARMUP: ssh and some light stretching
THE THANG: 4 burpees EMOM. Rotating exercises between upper body, lower body, core to finisb each minutes
A few runs and sprints mixed in
MOLESKIN: Helping aging parents with finances
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: prayers for Topanga’s brother, Andrew McDermott’s brother, and friends of Tinkertoy’s dealing with recent death in the family
PLAYLIST: Rock workout

[Iron Giant] Iron Giant – 1 and 5

Date: 2026-07-20 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Dilbert, Horizon FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: warm ish but nice
WARMUP: quick mosey one lap, big arm circles, good mornings
THE THANG: 1 and 5 min Round 1 – 1 min all you got max reps *do 10 then the next exercise in the set for 1 min straight Set 1 – Chest press & Straight Arm Overhead extension Set 2 – Curls and Tricep ext Set 3 – Backwards Lunge & Squat Set 4 – Upright row and Bent over Row
Active recovery 1 min crunches
Round 2 – 5 min all you got max reps *do as many as you want until you get tired then the next exercise in the set for 5 mins straight. (this proved to be pretty tough) Set 1 – Chest press & Straight Arm Overhead extension Set 2 – Curls and Tricep ext Set 3 – Backwards Lunge & Squat Set 4 – Upright row and Bent over Row
Active recovery 1 min crunches
MARY: 1 min slow mountain climbers and 90 sec crunches
MOLESKINE: just catching up with Horizon
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
COT: thankful for each other as we both wanted to fartsack. Thanks Horizon for not, you pushed me just enough today.
PLAYLIST: Iron Giant mix (Rock/Rap of the 90s)