Q: Puzzlah
PAX: Toothless, Chunks, Subway, sooner, Squatter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Dark and chill
WARMUP: Broga
THE THANG:
Fantasy Football Draft (forgot the snake part)
40 seconds on, 20 seconds to make next pick with a lap between rounds. We got through 2 rounds.
1. Patrick Mahomes (QB) – Partner up merkins—partner helps up (1)
2. CeeDee Lamb (WR) – Star Jumps (2)
3. Christian McCaffrey (RB) – single leg burpee + 10-yd single leg hops (3)
4. Justin Jefferson (WR) – max vertical jumps (tuck knees) (4)
5. Malik Nabors (WR) – Wheelbarrow “Neighbor” push-ups (5)
6. Bijan Robinson (RB) – Broad jumps 10 yds → bear crawl back (6)
7. Breece Hall (RB) – Fire hydrants (7)
8. Derrick Henry (RB) – Manmakers (8)
9. Chuba Hubbard (RB) – Carolina Dry Docks (9)
10. A.J. Brown (WR) – American Hammers (reading a book) (10)
11. Jonathan Taylor (RB) – Mule Kicks (11)
12. Tyreek Hill (WR) – Hello Dolly (12)
13. Ja’Marr Chase (WR) – tuck jumps (max height) (Undrafted)
14. Saquon Barkley (RB) – Iron Mikes (jumping lunges, each leg) with a split (Undrafted)
15. Amon-Ra St. Brown (WR) – Dips (Undrafted)
16. Garrett Wilson (WR) – squat jumps w/ 180° turn (Undrafted)
17. Jahmyr Gibbs (RB) – Up-downs (in honor of coach) (Undrafted)
18. Davante Adams (WR) – Wall sits (Undrafted)
19. Josh Allen (QB) – Half superman, half dead bugs (Undrafted)
20. Jalen Hurts (QB) – Bear Crawl Up 1 Back 1 R 1 L 1 (Undrafted)
Moved to lower lot for some ultimate football once we got enough light. Then finished up celebrating the newly engaged Travis Kelce with some Alabama prom dates and Jane Fondas to his fiancée’s hit, Cruel Summer.
MOLESKINE:
Scary moment with the abandoned bike in the Pizza Hut. That was a very nice bike and carrier, so hope it gets back to its owner.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Pole Dancer’s wife and their family and my friend, John, as they deal with loss.