Atlantis

Date: 2026-06-18 AO: Atlantis Q: Juicy J , PAX: Cheesehead, SalPal, Pole Dancer, Subway, Juicy J, Puzzlah, sooner FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: humid as ballz
WARMUP: soccer warmups
THE THANG: 4v4 EPIC soccer match FIFA style. Two goalie blunders by Juicy J and ripped hamstring. Several sniper goals
Team Juicy wins 5-3. Thanks to a semi FNG all star appearance. Puzzlah Pole Dancer and Shredder? Wins new F3 stickers.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: intentional ministry and helping others. It’s good to have a variety of mission opportunities in your life. It’s easy to stay in your circles and help your affluent friends and neighbors who are already close to you and honestly, it probably isn’t making a massive delta or a change in their life.
A challenge to each of us to get out of your circles and help those that are truly hurting where you can actually make a massive positive difference. Lots of Nonprofits out there to find these opportunities if needed.
The needs are there, 100%. Just need to look. 5,000+ kids starve to death every day around the world. Donate to these ministries is an example. Less than $1 can feed a kid for a day. Look it up on Claude.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: summer LeanPax July 5th on the leanpax channel
COT: prayers up for Squatter and DintyMoore family at school. Prayers up for a family at SalPal church. And all other unspoken.
PLAYLIST: Yellowcard

Atlantis

Date: 2026-05-28 AO: Atlantis Q: DintyMoore , PAX: DintyMoore, SalPal, porcelain, Juicy J, Pole Dancer, Cheesehead, Subway FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Balmy
WARMUP: Lap and Stretches
Birthdate Challenge – hit all 8 dates 0 1-minute plank 1 10 merkins 2 20 air squats 3 30 SSHs 4 20 Lunges 5 15 burpees 6 20 merkin shoulder taps 7 30 calf raises 8 20 mountain climbers 9 1-minute wall sit
THE THANG: Partner AMRAP 100 m sprint 5 burpees 20 sit-ups 15 pushups 100 m sprint
Partner completed series of core exercises
MARY: Soccer Challenge – goal between arms in plank position = 5 burpees and 100m sprint
MOLESKINE: Push each other to know each other, it’s more than a workout group.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Struggle, Summer Slam, Fall CSAUP 50 mile relay, etc.
COT: prayers for Squatter and family
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0bybNxEFZvzMuwrvMJx0gL?si=dJ-GbMhCS524enrLUJJFDQ&pi=cZ6L80vSTHCJj

Drive for Show, Putt for Dough

Date: 2026-05-21 AO: Atlantis Q: Firefox , PAX: Puzzlah, Subway, Firefox, Blueprint, Oatmeal, sooner, Cheesehead FNGs: 1 Cheesehead COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Damp
WARMUP: Mosey around park to the side parking lot. SSH LBAC Merkins Mountain Climbers
THE THANG: Disc golf! We started on the fields. Lunge walk to your first lie, bear crawl to each lie until you sink your putt. We multiplied high scores by low scores to get the number of burpees to do between rounds. – 1st hole, straight away in the open, roughly 270ish feet: 3 x 6 = 18 burpees – sooner set the next basket behind a pole and garbage can, roughly 250ish feet: 3 x 4 = 12 burpees – FNG Cheesehead set the next basket out in the open, roughly 260ish feet: 3 x 5 = 15 burpees
Mosey up to near the pizza hut pavilion with a basket set on the playground behind one of the rock structures. No exercises, just 1 more hole for fun.
Next we made a circle around a basket and started 12ish feet away. SSH, going around the circle attempting putts. After every two rounds, 10 merkins. Take a step back for each putt you sunk. 5 or 6 rounds of this.
MARY: There’s no Mary in disc golf.
MOLESKINE: Welcome, Cheesehead!
For those new to the sport, there are 4 main characteristics of golf discs: – Speed – less how fast it will fly and more how hard you have to throw it to make it fly like it should (we were throwing with 3s, 4s, and 5s) – Glide – how much carry the disc will have – Turn – how much it “turns” with the direction of your throw during the initial portion of flight (to the right on a backhand throw) – Fade – how much it falls out at the end of its flight (to the left on a backhand throw) There’s also a 5th characteristic: how much the thrower projects misguided trust onto a disc based on its aesthetic awesomeness And a 6th characteristic: how much the thrower stubbornly keeps using a disc to fly in a pattern it was not intended for
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Holy Smokers – Spring Fling
COT: – New jobs – End of the school year – Job stress – Family member injuries
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0wVPwx6JZA6uCRyZ352zcp?si=b6f7a70561234431

Atlantis

Date: 2026-04-02 AO: Atlantis Q: Subway , PAX: sooner, Puzzlah, SalPal, Pole Dancer, Subway FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: beautiful spring morning
WARMUP: assorted stretching
THE THANG: Easter egg hunt w/ Passover Plagues
Eggs had either a workout (I.e. pushups); a plague (I.e. death of the first born – carrying the oldest sooner to the next egg); or candy (I.e. butterfingers)
All 30 eggs were found and accounted for.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: to many- check slack
COT: enjoy the spring holidays and weather!
PLAYLIST: music.apple.com/us/playlist/run-2026/pl.u-V9D770kTBDlZb1

Spring 2026

Date: 2026-03-12 AO: atlantis Q: Esposa PAX: Oatmeal, SalPal, Title Max, sooner, Subway, Pole Dancer FNGs: None COUNT: 7 the perfect number CONDITIONS: Windy
WARMUP: Broga/dynamic movement
THE THANG: 4 Corners Mental Health Lap MHL Corner 1 Thursters Corner 2 25 Merkins Corner 3 50 American Hammers Corner 4 25 drop squats
MHL 2 1 25 Tricep extension 2 25 Merkins 3 50 Freddy Mercs 4 25 Walk Lunge ?
MHL 3 Oatmeal can’t shoot 1 25 curls for the girls 2 25 merkins 3 25 V ups 4 25 iron Mike/ Apollo onos
MHL 2 1 Man Makers 25 2 25 merkins 3 50 moutain climbers 4 sumo squats 50
Those who brought block did not do 5 merkins. 5 more just for fun and 10 merkins to end it. #merkin madness complete 120 friends
MOLESKINE: Title Max reversed engineered alien power steering go a rocket. Seville has Morrish architecture
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grow School 6am Bellevue, The Merchant murder mystery. Impossible mile Focker , plank April Grape
COT: SalPal travels and prayers for baby Aurora Title Max
PLAYLIST: mumble Chatter

Our mumblechatter goes to 11

Date: 2026-02-19 AO: atlantis Q: SalPal PAX: Salami, Faulker, Puzzlah, Subway, Oatmeal, sooner, Pole Dancer FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Moist.
WARMUP: Mumblechatter.
THE THANG: Merkin + Leg Ladders up and down. Ample mumblechatter.
MOLESKINE: T-Claps to Faulker for making it after a long day, and Puzzlah prototyping another AO pre-party. Oatmeal is leading (1) a rugby Q at Handsomizer with Puzzlah and (2) Highland Games 2026 at Atlantis, dates TBD.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers, Merkin Madness.
COT: Be kind to people.
PLAYLIST: 2010 Alt Rock Comfort Food.

Deck of Step Ups

AO: atlantis
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: Vector, porcelain, SalPal, Firefox, Puzzlah, Subway
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: comfy

WARMUP: Broga followed by a mosey around the complex, ending at the Pizza Hut

THE THANG: Deck of Death!

Diamonds: Merkins
Heart: Step-Ups (ouch)
Spades: WW1s
Clubs: Squats
Joker: 15 Burpees
Aces: Exercise followed by either a lunge to the benches or 25 dips

ANNOUNCEMENTS: LeanPAX in full swing, upcoming October partner F1 event coming up

COT: Prayers for Vector’s daughter returning to school, Porcelain’s M in her new promotion and leading through the loss of her coworker, all kids going back to school for a happy and healthy semester, and the family and community of Renee Nicole Good, tragically murdered by ICE in Minneapolis.

PLAYLIST: For the workout- haven’t been able to put down Turnstile’s album Never Enough, listened start to finish. For coffeteria, a timely backdrop of Gil Scott-Heron’s “Pieces of a Man.” As relevant today as it was in 1971.

https://open.spotify.com/album/52yD51X7yDinwlg6tbCtpP?si=aB8ROkAqQc21wQgcWxnmzg

https://open.spotify.com/album/3Iny1eqJMoqU1I1UoUbVQl?si=S-4hWfuJQYyWsfQhj-Hhuw

12 Days of F3

AO: atlantis
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: Squatter, Toothless, SalPal, Subway, Faulker
FNGs: 1 Faulker
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Merry and Bright

WARMUP: Stretching & Broga flow, then a mosey over to the lit up pizza hut!

THE THANG: 12 Days of F3! Start on Day 1, add on a Day each cycle (like the song, duh). The PAX had to remember the order with a 10 burpee penalty for mistakes, but were perfect on the day!

First Day: Lap around the tank and 5 Burpees
Second Day: Two IYT’s
Third Day: Three Jump Squats
Fourth Day: Four V-Ups
Fifth Day: Fiveeeee Navyyyyy Sealsssssss
Sixth Day: Six WW1s
Seventh Day: Seven Speed Skaters
Eighth Day: Eight Bama Prom Dates
Ninth Day: Nine Carolina Dry Docks
Tenth Day: Ten Mountain Climbers
Eleventh Day: Eleven Happy Crunchy Frogs
Twelfth Day: Twelve Step Up/High Knees

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Night moves tonight, everyone this morning is 1/3 of the way to completing the bagel challenge!

We’re shut down on Christmas, enjoy the holiday!

Convergence at Stronghold for New Years Day, we’re shut down that week as well!

COT: Prayers of gratitude for Toothless’s friendship and introducing me to F3, and for a smooth and successful move to Crieve Hall (I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying)…prayers for a restful and merry holiday season to recharge, and success on upcoming interviews.

PLAYLIST: My personal favorite Christmas album; Chance the Rapper and Jermih’s “Merry Christmas Lil’ Mama”
https://open.spotify.com/album/1ytfpLuUC11zEpbq4yM9Uu?si=OvRJu216SVeIFoF48d1lBQ

Hot Rod

AO: atlantis
Q: Focker
PAX: Michael Bonds, Wet Wipes, Subway, Pole Dancer, CubCadet, Toothless
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: perfect

WARMUP: some basic active warm up stuff

THE THANG: while one PAX drug a large punching bag and then switched to overhead ruck carry other PAX did the following:

HOT
Hand release merkins
Overhead Merkin (dry docks)
Toe raises
ROD
Really hard squats (mucho leggo)
One legged bridges
Dead bugs

H – Horizontal Push
Push-ups
O – Overhead / Vertical Work
dive-bomber push-ups
T – Trunk/Core
low plank
R – Really hard squats
O – Open-Chain Lower Body
Lunges
D – Dynamic Movement
mountain climbers

MOLESKINE: just some good fellowship with good dudes

ANNOUNCEMENTS: you know where to look!

COT: thankful for this community and these men in particular

F3 The Gathering

AO: atlantis
Q: Pal
PAX: Subway, Puzzlah, Pole Dancer, Toothless, sooner, Oatmeal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Foggy

WARMUP: Mosey

THE THANG: Color Pie Tabata + MTG Deck of Death ft. LotR

MOLESKINE: Oatmeal was visibly pissed we didn’t just play Magic. Puzzlah was visibly confused by the mumblechatter. Good times had by all.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Stairs, food donations, check Slack.

COT: Country, marriages, family strife.