Green Machine/Atlantis Ultimate Frisbee!

Date: 2026-07-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Firefox , PAX: SalPal, Toothless, Pep, Oatmeal, Cheesehead, Grape, Pole Dancer, Firefox, DintyMoore, sooner, Old Maid, Fondue FNGs: 1 Fondue COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Less soupy than it has been. Consomme-like
WARMUP: Mosey to field, sprints and things.
THE THANG: Green Tridents vs Aqua Machine. Scoring team does 5 burpees; scored-upon team does 10 merkins.
Green Tridents (aka Team Cleats): – FNG Fondue – Cheesehead – Oatmeal – sooner – Old Maid – SalPal
Aqua Machine: – Pep – Toothless – DintyMoore – Pole Dancer – Grape – Firefox
No tarps-off turf burns today; DintyMoore brought pinnies. He needed them as he took a couple more tumbles. Score stayed close until the Green Tridents went on a run. Aqua Machine put up a noble fight to get it back to a respectable margin. Final Score: 9-6 Green Tridents.
MARY: 10 WW1s and a Hollow Body Hold
MOLESKINE: No skins today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP!
COT: Squatter, Esposa, Sooner’s co-worker.
PLAYLIST: There was music on the sideline, but I mostly just heard Pep and Oatmeal serenading each other.

Ultimate Frisbee Convergence with The Knoll

Date: 2026-07-16 AO: Atlantis Q: Firefox , PAX: DintyMoore, sooner, AAA, Puzzlah, SalPal, Shakira, Étouffée, Oatmeal, Timber, Sooie, Firefox, morning stār, Cheesehead, El Capitan, Toothless, CanePole, Cherry Maguire FNGs: 1 Cherry Maguire COUNT: 17 CONDITIONS: Soupy
WARMUP: Mosey down to the field, 15SSHs, sprints, power skips, karaokes.
THE THANG: Ultimate frisbee! Scoring team does 5 burpees; scored upon team does 10 merkins.
The Deep State Deeps (skins) – AAA – morning stār – Timber – Oatmeal – DintyMoore – Cheesehead – Toothless – Firefox
The Aquatic Assassins: – El Capitan – SalPal – sooner – Shakira – Étouffée – Puzzlah – Canepole – FNG Cherry Maguire
The Aquatic Assassins jumped out to a quick lead, but then the Deep State Deeps took clawed back. Scored stayed close until the Deep State Deeps scored 4 unanswered, ultimately prevailing 10-5, assisted by some highlight reel layout scores by morning stār and DintyMoore (you read that right).
MARY: Sweat while walking back to Startex
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Welcome FNG Cherry Maguire! Sorry, not sorry! – CSAUP – Next week, atlantis will be closed. Converge on greenmachine for more ultimate frisbee
COT: – Squatter and family – Sooner’s coworker – Salpal’s sister

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-07-14 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Esposa , DintyMoore PAX: bluemule, DintyMoore, sooner, Pep, DrRupp, Betty Ford, Esposa FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: terrible knee injury
WARMUP: ESpoga
THE THANG: HIIt
MARY: some
MOLESKINE: VIVA La France
ANNOUNCEMENTS: MRI 1:20
COT: prayer for those on IR and Betty Ford M for being amazing for allowing us to have Betty Tuesday AMs
PLAYLIST: music

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-06-30 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Pep , PAX: Esposa, Pep, sooner, DrRupp, Toothless, Topanga (Scott), @speedo FNGs: 1 @speedo COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: July- humid
WARMUP: Little baby arm circles Imperial walkers Good morning
THE THANG: Dora a Tre Partner of three Two exercise stations One partner at each station Third partner is timer, runs from one station to the other and swaps with partner at that station – exercise – First – 200 pull ups – 300 wojo (jump squats with a slap of the floor) – second – 200 hand release mericans – 300 windshield wipers (each side a half) – 11’s – Squats – Lieutenant dans

ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Next week convergence with iiipilars – July 11 slt hand off at percy Warner stairs
COT: – toothless child on the way

Atlantis

Date: 2026-06-18 AO: Atlantis Q: Juicy J , PAX: Cheesehead, SalPal, Pole Dancer, Subway, Juicy J, Puzzlah, sooner FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: humid as ballz
WARMUP: soccer warmups
THE THANG: 4v4 EPIC soccer match FIFA style. Two goalie blunders by Juicy J and ripped hamstring. Several sniper goals
Team Juicy wins 5-3. Thanks to a semi FNG all star appearance. Puzzlah Pole Dancer and Shredder? Wins new F3 stickers.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: intentional ministry and helping others. It’s good to have a variety of mission opportunities in your life. It’s easy to stay in your circles and help your affluent friends and neighbors who are already close to you and honestly, it probably isn’t making a massive delta or a change in their life.
A challenge to each of us to get out of your circles and help those that are truly hurting where you can actually make a massive positive difference. Lots of Nonprofits out there to find these opportunities if needed.
The needs are there, 100%. Just need to look. 5,000+ kids starve to death every day around the world. Donate to these ministries is an example. Less than $1 can feed a kid for a day. Look it up on Claude.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: summer LeanPax July 5th on the leanpax channel
COT: prayers up for Squatter and DintyMoore family at school. Prayers up for a family at SalPal church. And all other unspoken.
PLAYLIST: Yellowcard

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-06-16 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Focker , PAX: Focker, Pep, TheShield, Esposa, DrRupp, sooner, Lotto (DR) FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: wonderful wet grass and awe-inspiring sunrise
WARMUP: stretches and 48 SSH for 48 World Cup teams
THE THANG: go to wet field. 90 lunges and Bernie back 45 lunges backward and run back x2 Run to playground 5 pull-ups 15 merkins 15 squats 15 heel lifts Repeat for about 20 minutes
MARY: PAX lead
MOLESKINE: good to have a DR man! International themed playlist. Good encouragement from biker
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots of convergences!
COT: grief is hard. Emotions can be hard. Lean into the unknown. Lean onto others. Talk to the Lord
PLAYLIST: World Cup tunes

Drive for Show, Putt for Dough

Date: 2026-05-21 AO: Atlantis Q: Firefox , PAX: Puzzlah, Subway, Firefox, Blueprint, Oatmeal, sooner, Cheesehead FNGs: 1 Cheesehead COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Damp
WARMUP: Mosey around park to the side parking lot. SSH LBAC Merkins Mountain Climbers
THE THANG: Disc golf! We started on the fields. Lunge walk to your first lie, bear crawl to each lie until you sink your putt. We multiplied high scores by low scores to get the number of burpees to do between rounds. – 1st hole, straight away in the open, roughly 270ish feet: 3 x 6 = 18 burpees – sooner set the next basket behind a pole and garbage can, roughly 250ish feet: 3 x 4 = 12 burpees – FNG Cheesehead set the next basket out in the open, roughly 260ish feet: 3 x 5 = 15 burpees
Mosey up to near the pizza hut pavilion with a basket set on the playground behind one of the rock structures. No exercises, just 1 more hole for fun.
Next we made a circle around a basket and started 12ish feet away. SSH, going around the circle attempting putts. After every two rounds, 10 merkins. Take a step back for each putt you sunk. 5 or 6 rounds of this.
MARY: There’s no Mary in disc golf.
MOLESKINE: Welcome, Cheesehead!
For those new to the sport, there are 4 main characteristics of golf discs: – Speed – less how fast it will fly and more how hard you have to throw it to make it fly like it should (we were throwing with 3s, 4s, and 5s) – Glide – how much carry the disc will have – Turn – how much it “turns” with the direction of your throw during the initial portion of flight (to the right on a backhand throw) – Fade – how much it falls out at the end of its flight (to the left on a backhand throw) There’s also a 5th characteristic: how much the thrower projects misguided trust onto a disc based on its aesthetic awesomeness And a 6th characteristic: how much the thrower stubbornly keeps using a disc to fly in a pattern it was not intended for
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Holy Smokers – Spring Fling
COT: – New jobs – End of the school year – Job stress – Family member injuries
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0wVPwx6JZA6uCRyZ352zcp?si=b6f7a70561234431

C0unt1ng 1s H4r6

Date: 2026-04-14 AO: Middle Tooth Q: SalPal , PAX: Betty Ford, DrRupp, Pep, DintyMoore, Pepsi, Cowboy, SalPal, sooner, Esposa, Peabody FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Stretching is for the birds
WARMUP: Active track mosey
THE THANG: Pullups, burpees, merkins, iron mikes, suicides,
MOLESKINE: You can lawfully own a raccoon without a permit (link: www.tennessean.com/story/news/politics/legislature/2026/03/24/domesticated-raccoon-tennessee-bill-waive-permit-fee/89297851007/?gnt-cfr=1&gca-cat=p&gca-uir=false&gca-epti=z1138xxp000750l004450c0007…)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Manly Mile, Holy Smokers (both next Thursday), Juicy J Invitational, CSAUP 50, Check Slack
COT: Gratitude for Sooner’s career, intentions unspoken.
PLAYLIST: A+ Themed A+ Playlist

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-04-07 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Focker , PAX: Pepsi, Tinkertoy, Esposa, Focker, DrRupp, Matador, Betty Ford, Toothless, Pep, Topanga (Scott), sooner FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect for what we had ahead of us
WARMUP: stretches and a jog
THE THANG: “Killer B’s” Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Bear crawl back 30 yards.
Did this for 5 rounds
MOLESKINE: Everyone kept talking about much fun this was and wanted a longer version where the exercises were continuous. Maybe in a mile format perhaps
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -impossible mile April 23 – Matador doing his own Plankpril – March into May step challenge
COT: -illnesses and deaths -tolerating family -job interview for my M
PLAYLIST: “B” related songs

Atlantis

Date: 2026-04-02 AO: Atlantis Q: Subway , PAX: sooner, Puzzlah, SalPal, Pole Dancer, Subway FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: beautiful spring morning
WARMUP: assorted stretching
THE THANG: Easter egg hunt w/ Passover Plagues
Eggs had either a workout (I.e. pushups); a plague (I.e. death of the first born – carrying the oldest sooner to the next egg); or candy (I.e. butterfingers)
All 30 eggs were found and accounted for.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: to many- check slack
COT: enjoy the spring holidays and weather!
PLAYLIST: music.apple.com/us/playlist/run-2026/pl.u-V9D770kTBDlZb1