Drive for Show, Putt for Dough

Date: 2026-05-21 AO: Atlantis Q: Firefox , PAX: Puzzlah, Subway, Firefox, Blueprint, Oatmeal, sooner, Cheesehead FNGs: 1 Cheesehead COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Damp
WARMUP: Mosey around park to the side parking lot. SSH LBAC Merkins Mountain Climbers
THE THANG: Disc golf! We started on the fields. Lunge walk to your first lie, bear crawl to each lie until you sink your putt. We multiplied high scores by low scores to get the number of burpees to do between rounds. – 1st hole, straight away in the open, roughly 270ish feet: 3 x 6 = 18 burpees – sooner set the next basket behind a pole and garbage can, roughly 250ish feet: 3 x 4 = 12 burpees – FNG Cheesehead set the next basket out in the open, roughly 260ish feet: 3 x 5 = 15 burpees
Mosey up to near the pizza hut pavilion with a basket set on the playground behind one of the rock structures. No exercises, just 1 more hole for fun.
Next we made a circle around a basket and started 12ish feet away. SSH, going around the circle attempting putts. After every two rounds, 10 merkins. Take a step back for each putt you sunk. 5 or 6 rounds of this.
MARY: There’s no Mary in disc golf.
MOLESKINE: Welcome, Cheesehead!
For those new to the sport, there are 4 main characteristics of golf discs: – Speed – less how fast it will fly and more how hard you have to throw it to make it fly like it should (we were throwing with 3s, 4s, and 5s) – Glide – how much carry the disc will have – Turn – how much it “turns” with the direction of your throw during the initial portion of flight (to the right on a backhand throw) – Fade – how much it falls out at the end of its flight (to the left on a backhand throw) There’s also a 5th characteristic: how much the thrower projects misguided trust onto a disc based on its aesthetic awesomeness And a 6th characteristic: how much the thrower stubbornly keeps using a disc to fly in a pattern it was not intended for
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Holy Smokers – Spring Fling
COT: – New jobs – End of the school year – Job stress – Family member injuries
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0wVPwx6JZA6uCRyZ352zcp?si=b6f7a70561234431

C0unt1ng 1s H4r6

Date: 2026-04-14 AO: Middle Tooth Q: SalPal , PAX: Betty Ford, DrRupp, Pep, DintyMoore, Pepsi, Cowboy, SalPal, sooner, Esposa, Peabody FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Stretching is for the birds
WARMUP: Active track mosey
THE THANG: Pullups, burpees, merkins, iron mikes, suicides,
MOLESKINE: You can lawfully own a raccoon without a permit (link: www.tennessean.com/story/news/politics/legislature/2026/03/24/domesticated-raccoon-tennessee-bill-waive-permit-fee/89297851007/?gnt-cfr=1&gca-cat=p&gca-uir=false&gca-epti=z1138xxp000750l004450c0007…)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Manly Mile, Holy Smokers (both next Thursday), Juicy J Invitational, CSAUP 50, Check Slack
COT: Gratitude for Sooner’s career, intentions unspoken.
PLAYLIST: A+ Themed A+ Playlist

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-04-07 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Focker , PAX: Pepsi, Tinkertoy, Esposa, Focker, DrRupp, Matador, Betty Ford, Toothless, Pep, Topanga (Scott), sooner FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect for what we had ahead of us
WARMUP: stretches and a jog
THE THANG: “Killer B’s” Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Bear crawl back 30 yards.
Did this for 5 rounds
MOLESKINE: Everyone kept talking about much fun this was and wanted a longer version where the exercises were continuous. Maybe in a mile format perhaps
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -impossible mile April 23 – Matador doing his own Plankpril – March into May step challenge
COT: -illnesses and deaths -tolerating family -job interview for my M
PLAYLIST: “B” related songs

Atlantis

Date: 2026-04-02 AO: Atlantis Q: Subway , PAX: sooner, Puzzlah, SalPal, Pole Dancer, Subway FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: beautiful spring morning
WARMUP: assorted stretching
THE THANG: Easter egg hunt w/ Passover Plagues
Eggs had either a workout (I.e. pushups); a plague (I.e. death of the first born – carrying the oldest sooner to the next egg); or candy (I.e. butterfingers)
All 30 eggs were found and accounted for.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: to many- check slack
COT: enjoy the spring holidays and weather!
PLAYLIST: music.apple.com/us/playlist/run-2026/pl.u-V9D770kTBDlZb1

Atlantis

Date: 2026-03-26 AO: Atlantis Q: Oatmeal , Oatmeal PAX: Puzzlah, sooner, Pole Dancer, Oatmeal FNGs: COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: lovely
WARMUP: stretching
THE THANG: 3 tortoise and hare races + block stop rampage
MOLESKINE: we did it
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yep
COT: whatever this is happened
PLAYLIST: birds and sunrise

Middle Tooth Spring Break 1996

Date: 2026-03-24 AO: Middle Tooth Q: sooner , PAX: sooner, Esposa, Old Maid, Pep, Ruffage (DR St. Louis) FNGs: COUNT: 5 Warm up
Thing 1: boat race
Split up into two groups. Compete in an exercise style, boat race.
During the race, hold a static exercise. Start with the first packs in the line of each group. First team to finish the exercise down the line wins that round. Move down the line for each round until everybody on the team has started a race. The winner of the match rests while the loser takes a lap. Repeat for three to five matches depending on time. Best of three/five takes bragging rights.
Match 1 back-to-back wall sit 10 Burpees
Match 2 Hollow body hold 10 star jumps
Match 3 Low plank 10 big boy sit-ups
Match 4 Monkey humpers (thank you AI) 10 Hand release merkins
Match 5 Flying ‘V’ hold 10 lieutenant dans
Match 6 Static hang 10 leg lifts
Match 7 Swing plank 20 swing tucks
Thing 2 Speed cycle AMRAP – 1 minute, Winner runs a lap while pax does a backwards exercise. When runner catches pax, join and reverse direction
Round 1 – mountain climbers, left leg only Murder bunnies to normal bunnies
Round 2 – tuck jumps Crawl bear to bear crawl
Round 3 – merkins Bernie to mozy

Middle Tooth Spring Break 1996

Date: 2026-03-24 AO: Middle Tooth Q: sooner , PAX: sooner, Esposa, Old Maid, Pep, Ruffage (DR St. Louis) FNGs: COUNT: 5 Warm up
Thing 1: boat race
Split up into two groups. Compete in an exercise style, boat race.
During the race, hold a static exercise. Start with the first packs in the line of each group. First team to finish the exercise down the line wins that round. Move down the line for each round until everybody on the team has started a race. The winner of the match rests while the loser takes a lap. Repeat for three to five matches depending on time. Best of three/five takes bragging rights.
Match 1 back-to-back wall sit 10 Burpees
Match 2 Hollow body hold 10 star jumps
Match 3 Low plank 10 big boy sit-ups
Match 4 Monkey humpers (thank you AI) 10 Hand release merkins
Match 5 Flying ‘V’ hold 10 lieutenant dans
Match 6 Static hang 10 leg lifts
Match 7 Swing plank 20 swing tucks
Thing 2 Speed cycle AMRAP – 1 minute, Winner runs a lap while pax does a backwards exercise. When runner catches pax, join and reverse direction
Round 1 – mountain climbers, left leg only Murder bunnies to normal bunnies
Round 2 – tuck jumps Crawl bear to bear crawl
Round 3 – merkins Bernie to mozy

Spring 2026

Date: 2026-03-12 AO: atlantis Q: Esposa PAX: Oatmeal, SalPal, Title Max, sooner, Subway, Pole Dancer FNGs: None COUNT: 7 the perfect number CONDITIONS: Windy
WARMUP: Broga/dynamic movement
THE THANG: 4 Corners Mental Health Lap MHL Corner 1 Thursters Corner 2 25 Merkins Corner 3 50 American Hammers Corner 4 25 drop squats
MHL 2 1 25 Tricep extension 2 25 Merkins 3 50 Freddy Mercs 4 25 Walk Lunge ?
MHL 3 Oatmeal can’t shoot 1 25 curls for the girls 2 25 merkins 3 25 V ups 4 25 iron Mike/ Apollo onos
MHL 2 1 Man Makers 25 2 25 merkins 3 50 moutain climbers 4 sumo squats 50
Those who brought block did not do 5 merkins. 5 more just for fun and 10 merkins to end it. #merkin madness complete 120 friends
MOLESKINE: Title Max reversed engineered alien power steering go a rocket. Seville has Morrish architecture
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grow School 6am Bellevue, The Merchant murder mystery. Impossible mile Focker , plank April Grape
COT: SalPal travels and prayers for baby Aurora Title Max
PLAYLIST: mumble Chatter

LinkedIn Lunatics

Date: 2026-02-24 AO: middle-tooth Q: SalPal PAX: Matador, Esposa, Betty Ford, DrRupp, sooner, Toothless FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Frosty
WARMUP: Lap around track, 11s (pullups and Lt Dans)
THE THANG: Perpetual Motion Routine, 1 PAX was timer with kettlebell, remaining PAX deconstructed burpees.
MARY: Plank meeting, dealers choice.
MOLESKINE: Don’t be a LinkedIn Lunatic.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Merkin Madness, After Hours, Texas Tuesday next week with sooner, The Merchant Murder Mystery Night, Grow School on March 14th with Derby at insane_train. Check Slack for more.
COT: Betty Ford travel, Toothless family needs
PLAYLIST: – Warmup: Watsky, x Infinity – Thang: Fountains of Wayne, Welcome Interstate Managers

Our mumblechatter goes to 11

Date: 2026-02-19 AO: atlantis Q: SalPal PAX: Salami, Faulker, Puzzlah, Subway, Oatmeal, sooner, Pole Dancer FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Moist.
WARMUP: Mumblechatter.
THE THANG: Merkin + Leg Ladders up and down. Ample mumblechatter.
MOLESKINE: T-Claps to Faulker for making it after a long day, and Puzzlah prototyping another AO pre-party. Oatmeal is leading (1) a rugby Q at Handsomizer with Puzzlah and (2) Highland Games 2026 at Atlantis, dates TBD.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers, Merkin Madness.
COT: Be kind to people.
PLAYLIST: 2010 Alt Rock Comfort Food.