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Kickball & Burpee Planes

Date: 2026-07-28 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Toothless , PAX: Betty Ford, Old Maid, Pep, Cowboy, Toothless, Pole Dancer FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: ROASTY, a low of 77º overnight is not cool (literally)
WARMUP: Lil circle of fun, SSH, high knees, big arm circles and the like. Did Scorpions to end though which were so nice on the freshly blacked asphalt that was still radiating heat.
THE THANG: Kickball. 2 teams. 1 winner by the points, but all winners by the workout. – 10 merkins + runs scored for incoming fielders and 10 merkins for incoming kickers – Foul balls are an out, get tagged with the ball or regular force outs for other outs – Bonus burpees: Any plane sighted earns an immediate 5 burpees! Got maybe 5 planes throughout, not too bad
MARY: SSH in silent cadence to try and end on time and avoid the burpee penalty. YHC went too advanced and tried double count merkins vs single and the PAX were not able to stay in sync so we celebrated that poor decision with more burpees
MOLESKINE: Was fun and games but still enough to be winded and work up a sweat with only 3 per side
ANNOUNCEMENTS: you know ’em, see ’em every week!
COT: – Prayers for Chunks travel, Pep, and Toothless
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67bXm4toToClGc7x1gMayy?si=33e08687777d433e
As always, it was an honor to lead men! Enjoyed some fun and games while the sun still shines. See you next week! — Toothless :tooth:
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Green Machine/Atlantis Ultimate Frisbee!

Date: 2026-07-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Firefox , PAX: SalPal, Toothless, Pep, Oatmeal, Cheesehead, Grape, Pole Dancer, Firefox, DintyMoore, sooner, Old Maid, Fondue FNGs: 1 Fondue COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Less soupy than it has been. Consomme-like
WARMUP: Mosey to field, sprints and things.
THE THANG: Green Tridents vs Aqua Machine. Scoring team does 5 burpees; scored-upon team does 10 merkins.
Green Tridents (aka Team Cleats): – FNG Fondue – Cheesehead – Oatmeal – sooner – Old Maid – SalPal
Aqua Machine: – Pep – Toothless – DintyMoore – Pole Dancer – Grape – Firefox
No tarps-off turf burns today; DintyMoore brought pinnies. He needed them as he took a couple more tumbles. Score stayed close until the Green Tridents went on a run. Aqua Machine put up a noble fight to get it back to a respectable margin. Final Score: 9-6 Green Tridents.
MARY: 10 WW1s and a Hollow Body Hold
MOLESKINE: No skins today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP!
COT: Squatter, Esposa, Sooner’s co-worker.
PLAYLIST: There was music on the sideline, but I mostly just heard Pep and Oatmeal serenading each other.
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Ultimate Frisbee Convergence with The Knoll

Date: 2026-07-16 AO: Atlantis Q: Firefox , PAX: DintyMoore, sooner, AAA, Puzzlah, SalPal, Shakira, Étouffée, Oatmeal, Timber, Sooie, Firefox, morning stār, Cheesehead, El Capitan, Toothless, CanePole, Cherry Maguire FNGs: 1 Cherry Maguire COUNT: 17 CONDITIONS: Soupy
WARMUP: Mosey down to the field, 15SSHs, sprints, power skips, karaokes.
THE THANG: Ultimate frisbee! Scoring team does 5 burpees; scored upon team does 10 merkins.
The Deep State Deeps (skins) – AAA – morning stār – Timber – Oatmeal – DintyMoore – Cheesehead – Toothless – Firefox
The Aquatic Assassins: – El Capitan – SalPal – sooner – Shakira – Étouffée – Puzzlah – Canepole – FNG Cherry Maguire
The Aquatic Assassins jumped out to a quick lead, but then the Deep State Deeps took clawed back. Scored stayed close until the Deep State Deeps scored 4 unanswered, ultimately prevailing 10-5, assisted by some highlight reel layout scores by morning stār and DintyMoore (you read that right).
MARY: Sweat while walking back to Startex
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Welcome FNG Cherry Maguire! Sorry, not sorry! – CSAUP – Next week, atlantis will be closed. Converge on greenmachine for more ultimate frisbee
COT: – Squatter and family – Sooner’s coworker – Salpal’s sister
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Tooth and Pillar Ultimate Frisbee!

Date: 2026-07-07 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Firefox , PAX: Grape, Cowboy, Pep, YumYum, Firefox, Oatmeal, Two Face, Speedo, bluemule, Harbaugh, Toothless, Betty Ford, DrRupp, Go Fish, BellyUp FNGs: 1 BellyUp COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: Soupy
WARMUP: Warm-up things while waiting for Oatmeal.
THE THANG: Ultimate Frisbee! We mixed iiipillars and middle-tooth PAX into blended teams, dubbed Three Teeth (Cowboy, DrRupp, Two Face, YumYum, Oatmeal, Go Fish, and YHC) and Middle Pillar (Grape, Toothless, Speedo, Pep, bluemule, Betty Ford, and FNG BellyUp).
Normal ultimate frisbee rules. Scoring team does 5 burpees, scored upon team does 10 merkins.
Middle Pillar was hot early with FNG BellyUp scoring at least 16 of their 9 points, but Three Teeth persevered to rattle off 3 or 4 straight at the end. Middle Pillar wins 9-7. GG.
MARY: Pick up the cones.
MOLESKINE: We’ve seen enough skin for one day.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – SLT hand-off – Holy Smokers
COT: – Squatter and family – Grape’s 2.0 – Janet – Those struggling with anxiety and other mental health challenges
PLAYLIST: Grape’s trash talk
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Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-06-30 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Pep , PAX: Esposa, Pep, sooner, DrRupp, Toothless, Topanga (Scott), @speedo FNGs: 1 @speedo COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: July- humid
WARMUP: Little baby arm circles Imperial walkers Good morning
THE THANG: Dora a Tre Partner of three Two exercise stations One partner at each station Third partner is timer, runs from one station to the other and swaps with partner at that station – exercise – First – 200 pull ups – 300 wojo (jump squats with a slap of the floor) – second – 200 hand release mericans – 300 windshield wipers (each side a half) – 11’s – Squats – Lieutenant dans

ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Next week convergence with iiipilars – July 11 slt hand off at percy Warner stairs
COT: – toothless child on the way

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A Taste of Colorado 🤠 🐎

Date: 2026-06-09 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Toothless , PAX: Esposa, Toothless, Pep, DrRupp, TheShield FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Rain threatened in the forecast but it was just gray and breezy, surprisingly dry actually on that manicured field!
WARMUP: A little broga followed by active warmup e.g. skips, shuffles, toy soldiers, etc.
THE THANG: A Taste of Colorado :face_with_cowboy_hat: :racehorse: Head to the field
Barrels Relay PAX run the barrel pattern one at a time. The waiting PAX perform static exercises AMRAP and cycle until all PAX have completed the barrel pattern. Incorrect pattern results in a time penalty. PAX must beat their group time each round to avoid a penalty.
Round 1 – Prisoner Squats Round 2 – Merkins Round 3 – WWI’s Round 4 – Hillbillies
Stampede Bear crawl sharks and minnows. Simple as that. 3 rounds.
Climbing Pikes Peak The Manitou Incline is a set of 2768 railroad tie steps gaining 2000ft of elevation in a mile. Let’s climb it. PAX perform 200 mountain climbers each, each side is half.
Quarter Horse Dash The namesake of the Quarter Horse, a primary stock and mountain horse breed, came from being the fastest at a quarter mile run. Three of four sides of the jogging track is exactly 1/4 of a mile. Run a lap with someone calling finish times. Continue to run laps and beat that time or your new time else be faced with AMRAP exercises for the remaining laps.
MARY: Dealers choice starting with 10 bucking broncos aka donkey kicks
MOLESKINE: Phew! I felt that one – maybe it was the humidity but there were several points that had me gassed. Barrels relay was a tremendous success with this group, with the time being improved upon every round from 1:51 down to a tie with the last round at exactly 1:41.05 for all PAX to complete the pattern. Stampede aka bear crawl sharks and minnows featured athletic feats and full football play calling, with Esposa having several diving tags and DrRupp and Toothless successfully running option and cross patterns to confuse the sharks for 3 rounds in a row as the remaining minnows. YHC cut down the 1/4 mile run after the first lap for time and energy bc if you can’t do it, don’t Q it! PAX still ran the field and back and kept it at a loping gate though. DrRupp topped things off with some wild yet controlled buckin’ broncos :muscle:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Check Slack, of course – Grow school this Saturday – 7/11 convergence with SLT handoff
COT: – Prayers for Pep, Toothless, TheShield
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5RpkZbLODArnaWvGQy9QZq?si=44c98aa88f094928
As always, it was an honor to lead men! Thanks for coming out! — Toothless :tooth:
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Downtown Rodeo 🤠 🐎

Date: 2026-06-03 AO: Titan Q: Toothless , PAX: Papa Bear, Pole Dancer, Makita (Anderson Fader), Tim the Toolman, Spinal Tap, Vector, Pep, Hipster, Toothless, CubCadet, Shelby, Steampunk, FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: Pleasantly cool, a welcome break from the oncoming onslaught of humidity and heat
WARMUP: Active warmups e.g. skips, shuffles, karaoke, etc.
THE THANG: Downtown Rodeo :face_with_cowboy_hat: :racehorse: Head to the field where the first event is set up
Event 1: Barrel Race Relay PAX split into two groups. Groups perform exercises AMRAP until all PAX have completed the barrel pattern. Incorrect pattern results in a restart for that runner. First group to finish wins, winners do 5 burpees and losers do 15.
Round 1 – Prisoner Squats Round 2 – Merkins Round 3 – WWI’s
Event 2: Stampede Bear crawl sharks and minnows, as in bear crawl across the field and try not to get tagged by the bear crawlers who are it. Number of taggers (ideally) increases each round along with the difficulty. Last man to be tagged wins. 2 rounds.
Event 3: Climbing Pikes Peak The Manitou Incline is a set of 2768 railroad tie steps gaining 2000ft of elevation in a mile. Let’s climb it. 2768 divided by the number of PAX. Roughly 200 double count mountain climbers each.
Event 4: Quarter Horse Dash The namesake of the Quarter Horse comes from it being the fastest breed at or below that distance. Conveniently, a lap around the Parthenon is exactly 1/4 of a mile. So, PAX run a lap with someone calling finish times. Continue to run laps and beat your times else be faced with AMRAP exercises. Some PAX made it 3 laps before heading back for time.
MARY: Dealers choice til time, starting with 10 bucking broncos aka donkey kicks
MOLESKINE: Barrels relay was mostly successful, but at least one of the PAX messed up the pattern on each of the rounds which ended up being the deciding factor in the race. Bear crawling sharks and minnows from the Stampede event was a hit with everyone, especially CubCadet and Vector. The 200 mountain climbers were surprisingly difficult once getting to the higher counts. YHC was toast for the Quarter Horse Dash, but Spinal Tap must have sandbagged because he was almost 10 seconds faster on the 2nd and 3rd laps!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – 7/11 convergence! – Come to bomber for Strutter’s birthday kickoff – Keep checking Slack for more fun announcements!
COT: YHC encouraged the PAX to be grateful for their health & the ability to workout, as health is easy to take for granted until you don’t have it. Prayer requests were shared, ball of man was convened.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5RpkZbLODArnaWvGQy9QZq?si=15faca6db7c9424c
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Atlantis

Date: 2026-04-09 AO: Atlantis Q: Puzzlah , Pole Dancer PAX: Pole Dancer, DintyMoore, SalPal, Toothless, Puzzlah, Squid (Boise, ID) FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Pristine
WARMUP: Dynamic
THE THANG: Our AOQ Pole Dancer set the stage with a taxing Dora of 50 Burpees, 100 Big Bois, 150 Merkins, 200 squats and 250 step-ups. Partners ran about 300 yards from the Pizza Hut around the parking lot. Woof. What a send off!
We then travelled down to the lower lot because what is Atlantis without some games.
The two former AOQs and the new AOQ teamed up to compete in a 3 v 3 tic tac toe game. 3 burpee buy-in Sprint 40 yards to the tic tac toe board Sprint back Next man up.
Non-running pax continued on a Thor ladder of 1 BBSU – 4 American Hammers (2-8, 3-12, etc.).
While the AOQs took the first game, they were easily defeated by stealth gamesmanship from Toothless, DintyMoore, and Squid.
MOLESKINE: :clap::clap::clap: to Pole Dancer for his leadership at Atlantis. His warm, welcoming demeanor, killer taste in music, dynamic physical abilities, and possession of the best ugly mug collection in town made Atlantis the place I kept coming back to every week and the place I want to see thrive.
Come visit us Under the Sea. :trident:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: :heart:
PLAYLIST: What I put together but we didn’t use: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1ifq7fO1hZWrf7ts5KOFMd?si=_rzi0sfGQ0SILAXk25zENw
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Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-04-07 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Focker , PAX: Pepsi, Tinkertoy, Esposa, Focker, DrRupp, Matador, Betty Ford, Toothless, Pep, Topanga (Scott), sooner FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect for what we had ahead of us
WARMUP: stretches and a jog
THE THANG: “Killer B’s” Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Bear crawl back 30 yards.
Did this for 5 rounds
MOLESKINE: Everyone kept talking about much fun this was and wanted a longer version where the exercises were continuous. Maybe in a mile format perhaps
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -impossible mile April 23 – Matador doing his own Plankpril – March into May step challenge
COT: -illnesses and deaths -tolerating family -job interview for my M
PLAYLIST: “B” related songs
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Shipping Up to Atlantis

Date: 2026-03-19 AO: atlantis Q: Pole Dancer , PAX: Puzzlah, Toothless FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Too warm for pants too cold for shorts
WARMUP: Willie Mays, Good mornings, stretching OYO
THE THANG: One minute on, one minute off (run around the lot) with intermittent breaks for merkins. At a random time of my choosing, we did Merkins to Rattlin’ Bog for each layer. Lesson learned: do NOT use the sped up version.
Merkins Bama Prom Dates Star Jumps
Merkins Break
Dips WW1s Supermans
Merkins Break
Mountain Climbers diamond sit ups Irish Mikes
Merkins Break
Rattlin Bog
Squats Side thrusts Leg raises
Merkins break
Plank Left Plank Right Plank
MOLESKINE: Acoustic trad performers in PCB declined a rendition of Kneecap, Flogging Molly was heavily represented in the playlist, Toothless lapped us now that he is at 100%
ANNOUNCEMENTS: too many to name
COT: Prayers for Toothless’ mother in law for the bone marrow transplant, prayers for Puzzlah’s aunt in her passing and his family in their grief, prayers for Joe, Ashley, and Isla as they reach her first birthday milestone
PLAYLIST: getting used to the apple music UI has been more difficult than anticipated. Am I getting old? I can pick up new tech right??
music.apple.com/us/playlist/irish-q/pl.u-76oNEXmT7JgBy