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Atlantis

Date: 2026-10-01 AO: Atlantis Q: Oatmeal , Cherry Maguire PAX: Cheesehead, Pole Dancer, DintyMoore, SalPal, Oatmeal, Cherry Maguire, Puzzlah FNGs: COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: ascendant
WARMUP: rock paper run!
THE THANG: apocalypto themed pursuit drill
MARY: yep still no idea what this is
MOLESKINE: I do not have any blisters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: two weeks highland games.. there can only be one!
COT: trustworthy, loyal, kind, helpful, cheerful thrifty, brave, clean and reverent
PLAYLIST: just mumble chatter that increased the drill proceeded
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On the way to Sandwich

Date: 2026-09-24 AO: Atlantis Q: Puzzlah , DintyMoore, CubCadet PAX: Dangle, SalPal, CubCadet, Firefox, Puzzlah, DintyMoore, bluemule, Vector, Tim the Toolman FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Pristine
WARMUP: DM led us in some shakes beginning at 5:33. We are not professionals.
THE THANG:
Puzzlah asked the Pax to pair up and wheelbarrow across the grass.
4 steps: 2 merkins 8 steps: 4 merkins And so on
Penalty burpees if switching positions not on a spot. Somehow, teams did the 100+ steps and 50+ derkins in less than 4 minutes. I could not do that. Impressed. So they get to do it again.
CubCadet led the pax through a superset of: 20 rows 20 incline merkins 20 skull crushers 20 curls (from a wall sit) Lap the water tower.
DintyMoore took over the music and the workout. Overhead hold to Wilson Phillips. Around the worlds at hips and at head Deadlift to twist
MARY: does not get a sandwich
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Atlantis Ultimate

Date: 2026-09-17 AO: Atlantis Q: Juicy J , Shakira PAX: sooner, Shakira, Subway, Bulldog, porcelain, DintyMoore, Juicy J, Cherry Maguire FNGs: None COUNT: 8 THANK YOU Shakira for this epic backblast write up!!!! :laughing::laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
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WARMUP:
THE THANG:Backblast! Convergence: Rescue Juicy J DATE: 2026-09-17 AO: The Knoll Q: Shakira, Juicy J PAX: Bulldog Shakira Juicy J Cherry Maguire sooner porcelain DintyMoore Subway FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: A bit dark for hurling a piece of plastic at each other’s faces.
WARMUP: Arm circles, karoake, jaw warmups while trashtalking atlantis
THE THANG: A WORLD RECORD SETTING GAME — most drops in 30 minutes of play. After an opening flurry of points, the game remained deadlocked at 2-2. Team Knoll suffered a brutal, yet potentially predictable blow when Juicy J ripped his hamstring halfway through the match leaving a depleted defense. At this point, the abandoned Knollians in attendance were ready to change Juicy’s F3 name to “Benedict Arnold.”
Determined to fight on, Bulldog and I (with some friendly help from DintyMoore) began to rush the frisbee up the field. With time running out, we hurled a deep desperation pass that looked to be falling to the ground when out of nowhere we saw —a bird—a plane—no! it was a one-legged Juicy rising into the sky like a majestic crane. If only The Banker had been there to record the moment in his birdwatching app.
Jumping on just one leg, he managed to gracefully snare the frisbee and keep our hopes alive! Inspired by our friend turned enemy turned friend, we rallied and scored two goals in quick succession to give the Knoll a 4-2 victory! Here’s to you Juicy and Bulldog:saluting_face:
Big thanks to the guys from Atlantis for hosting us!
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Here There Be Burpees

Date: 2026-09-10 AO: Atlantis Q: Hair Band , PAX: Oatmeal, SalPal, Right Said, Hair Band, Cheesehead, Puzzlah FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: seafaring
WARMUP: SSHs Willie Mays Hays Arm circles Good mornings Mosey around park
THE THANG: 20 Pirate related questions Wrong or no answer = 10 burpees Right answer = 5 hindu pushups
MARY: American hammers while Hair Band asks more pirate trivia, wrong answer = 5 v-ups
MOLESKINE: If the answer ain’t on the sheet it’s wrong, burpees are inevitable
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tennessee Tussle FNG Challenge Check -f3-nashville-general for more
COT: Travels, health, family
PLAYLIST: Oatmeal and Puzzlah discussing how bad football is right now
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The Wrath of Zeus

Date: 2026-08-20 AO: Atlantis Q: Pole Dancer , PAX: Puzzlah, sooner, Pole Dancer, SalPal FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: ELECTRIC
WARMUP: Dodge lightning bolts to get under the pizza hut, followed by light stretching
THE THANG: Birthday Reps! 34 of each: – burpees – supermans – squats – speed skaters – freddie mercs – mountain climbers – bama prom dates – dips – step ups
Soccer Ball Challenge: kick the ball in the middle bricks of the wall from various distances- burpee penalties for all missed (think we did ~25)
Blackjack: I dealt, and the PAX bet exercises on their hands. Lose and you workout, win and the dealer works out. The house won.
MOLESKINE: under the safe cover of the pizza hut, no weather can deter the men of Atlantis! Although the run from the cars was dicey…
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Order your mugs and prep for the Tussle
COT: Support your friends and family as they navigate seen and unseen struggles
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7wPuuNSRWdOLAnptqOzFNW?si=41482a0df34d4a35
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Just Keep Jumping

Date: 2026-08-13 AO: Atlantis Q: Firefox , PAX: Puzzlah, Pole Dancer, Firefox, Cheesehead FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Is it fall yet?
WARMUP: Mosey around park over to lower parking lot
THE THANG: 20 Iron Mikes (each side is 1/2) 20 Jump Squats 20 Monkey Humpers Repeat 2 more times
Tortoise and Hair. PAX partnered up. One did traveling Lt. Dan. The other did 15 star jumps and then broad jumps or murder bunnies to tag their partner and swap. It was a long way across the parking lot.
Mosey to pavilion. Tabata, 45 sec on, 15 sec rest. 1 legged stands (4 rounds, 2 per leg) Bulgarian split squats (6 rounds, 3 per leg) Leg Lifts (2 rounds) Step Ups (2 rounds, 1 per leg)
Mosey to playground wall. 20 box jumps 15 box jumps 10 box jumps 10 deep squats
MARY: Gingerly mosey back to startex.
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COT: Toothless’s 2.0; gratitude
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/10dftemy2ZX9XiEt2VvxkF?si=810c6f392a474369
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Ultimate Frisbee Convergence with The Knoll

Date: 2026-07-16 AO: Atlantis Q: Firefox , PAX: DintyMoore, sooner, AAA, Puzzlah, SalPal, Shakira, Étouffée, Oatmeal, Timber, Sooie, Firefox, morning stār, Cheesehead, El Capitan, Toothless, CanePole, Cherry Maguire FNGs: 1 Cherry Maguire COUNT: 17 CONDITIONS: Soupy
WARMUP: Mosey down to the field, 15SSHs, sprints, power skips, karaokes.
THE THANG: Ultimate frisbee! Scoring team does 5 burpees; scored upon team does 10 merkins.
The Deep State Deeps (skins) – AAA – morning stār – Timber – Oatmeal – DintyMoore – Cheesehead – Toothless – Firefox
The Aquatic Assassins: – El Capitan – SalPal – sooner – Shakira – Étouffée – Puzzlah – Canepole – FNG Cherry Maguire
The Aquatic Assassins jumped out to a quick lead, but then the Deep State Deeps took clawed back. Scored stayed close until the Deep State Deeps scored 4 unanswered, ultimately prevailing 10-5, assisted by some highlight reel layout scores by morning stār and DintyMoore (you read that right).
MARY: Sweat while walking back to Startex
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Welcome FNG Cherry Maguire! Sorry, not sorry! – CSAUP – Next week, atlantis will be closed. Converge on greenmachine for more ultimate frisbee
COT: – Squatter and family – Sooner’s coworker – Salpal’s sister
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“The Second Day of July 1776, will be the most memorable Epocha, in the History of America”

Date: 2026-07-02 AO: Atlantis Q: Puzzlah , PAX: Puzzlah, Focker, Pole Dancer, DintyMoore, ShockJock FNGs: 1 ShockJock COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Warm
WARMUP: Stretchin
THE THANG: 1764-1789 Trivia
Station 1: Q: We all know “Taxation without representation”, name at least 3 taxes that were levied on the colonies between 1764-1775. A: Sugar Act, Stamp Act, Townshend Act, Tea Act
W Partner: 342 Step ups/Dips total while partner runs around the silo to represent the 342 boxes of tea dumped into the Boston Harbor during the Boston Tea Party.
Q2: G-Dub was disgusted by MassHoles, but after Henry Knox took cannons from Ft Ticonderoga and brought them to Boston and they were secretly brought to Dorchester Heights (6 blocks from where I grew up), the Colonial Army forced the British to evacuate Boston in spring 1776. On what day, appropriate for Boston, does the city celebrate Evacuation Day with City Offices closed?
A: March 17 Partner up, carry your partner up the hill.
Q3: The Declaration of Independence was voted for on July 2 by the Second Continental Congress, leading John Adams to write to Abigail, “. “The Second Day of July 1776, will be the most memorable Epocha, in the History of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated, by succeeding Generations, as the great anniversary Festival.”
While only John Hancock had signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, who was the oldest signer and how old was he?
A: Benjamin Franklin, 70 years old
Right answer: 13 “Bolts” (for his lightning bolt experience)–>13 half quats (top), 13 half squats (bottom), 13 full squats, 13 full squat tuck jumps (like Usain Bolts) Wrong answer: 70 Monkey Humpers because Benny Boy loved the ladies
Station 4:
Q: In a desperate “Victory or Death” gamble, Washington marched his freezing, ragtag army to the banks of the Delaware River on Christmas night. In the middle of a brutal nor’easter blizzard—with ice floes smashing against their wooden Durham boats—they crossed the river in pitch darkness and marched 9 miles through the snow to catch the elite Hessian garrison completely by surprise, leaving a trail of blood. While we are familiar with Washington crossing the Delaware, during which battle did this occur?
A: Battle of Trenton
Wrong answer: get barefoot, ice skaters from the foul pole to the outfield fence. Mosey back. Sprints (increasing in percentage from (19%, 50%, 64%, 76%, 89%, 100%, 180% representing years associated with key revolutionary activities).
MARY: – American Hammers: 76 reps IC (Finish out the year) – Big Boy Sit-Ups: 56 reps OYO (Shared with a partner—28 reps each to honor the 56 signers) – The 1789 Constitutional Plank: Hold a low forearm plank for exactly 89 seconds.
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PLAYLIST:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5KdpPsJF3EYMU2yAdfOBeo?si=mvUGsqOBRqGNxITQKzHexA
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Atlantis

Date: 2026-06-18 AO: Atlantis Q: Juicy J , PAX: Cheesehead, SalPal, Pole Dancer, Subway, Juicy J, Puzzlah, sooner FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: humid as ballz
WARMUP: soccer warmups
THE THANG: 4v4 EPIC soccer match FIFA style. Two goalie blunders by Juicy J and ripped hamstring. Several sniper goals
Team Juicy wins 5-3. Thanks to a semi FNG all star appearance. Puzzlah Pole Dancer and Shredder? Wins new F3 stickers.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: intentional ministry and helping others. It’s good to have a variety of mission opportunities in your life. It’s easy to stay in your circles and help your affluent friends and neighbors who are already close to you and honestly, it probably isn’t making a massive delta or a change in their life.
A challenge to each of us to get out of your circles and help those that are truly hurting where you can actually make a massive positive difference. Lots of Nonprofits out there to find these opportunities if needed.
The needs are there, 100%. Just need to look. 5,000+ kids starve to death every day around the world. Donate to these ministries is an example. Less than $1 can feed a kid for a day. Look it up on Claude.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: summer LeanPax July 5th on the leanpax channel
COT: prayers up for Squatter and DintyMoore family at school. Prayers up for a family at SalPal church. And all other unspoken.
PLAYLIST: Yellowcard
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Atlantis

Date: 2026-06-11 AO: Atlantis Q: Shy Guy , PAX: Puzzlah, Shy Guy, Cheesehead, DintyMoore, Turtle FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: humid
WARMUP: SSH, tempo squats, merkins, butt kickers, side lunges, world’s greatest, mosey
THE THANG: Lots of running and falling down to celebrate the start of the World Cup.
Ball Toe Taps 4 ways x2
Shots on goal Sprint to ball, one person shoots, if he misses everyone does burpees until he retrieves the ball, bernie back to start line, repeat for all pax 2x
Punt Practice One pax punts the ball and chooses mode of transportation to ball, repeat for all pax 2x
Header practice 15 merkins then sprint 15 yards and do vertical jump, jog back
Mosey to startex
PK blocks Shuffle drill between 3 parking lines with vertical jump at each line, 5 rounds
MARY: LBCs, flutter kicks, ARods MOLESKINE: I’m ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Be delusional (in a good way). Study showed that those who believed they slept better scored higher on cognitive tests. Set goals and tell yourself you will achieve them. You are a great husband and father. God made us to be kings and saints (Rev. 5:10)
PLAYLIST: Black Keys essential playlist