Date: 2026-05-20 AO: Insane Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: Derby, Chili Dip, Wolfpack FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Perfect… except for the raccoon
THE THANG: There’s a raccoon in the attic! What the first thing we do?
Ignore it! – SSH, BACs, BACBACs, shoulder presses, morrocan nightclubs, seal claps
Nope… it’s still there… Climb the ladder and fix the siding – Carry sandbag to cone, 5 burpees, run to start and bzck, carry to next cone, repeat until you’ve carried to all 5 cones.
It’s fixed! Nope… still a raccoon in the attic… repair the siding again… – Carry sandbag to cone, 5 burpees, run to start and bzck, carry to next cone, repeat until you’ve carried to all 5 cones.
It’s fixed! Nope… still a raccoon in the attic… time to set a trap… – overhead carry sandbag to cone, 10 rows, run to start and back, overhead carry to next cone, repeat until you’ve carried to all five cones – do it again
Ah… finally, trap is set and it’s time to —- aaahhhhh! Call through the ceiling. – 10 lt dans as you fall through the ceiling then walk off the pain to the sign and back – do it again
Maybe it’s time to take this as a sign and call in the professionals… – on your six for some Mary while we wait for the pros to show up
MOLESKINE: Fun telling of the raccoon story throughout the workout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Spring Fling this Sunday at Edwin Warner!
COT: Encouragement to Pax not to ignore the raccoons in their attic during daily life. If there’s something you’ve been ignoring, go ahead and face it head on earlier, rather than later to avoid the chaos, pain and destruction it’ll bring in the future if you don’t.
PLAYLIST:
THE THANG: There’s a raccoon in the attic! What the first thing we do?
Ignore it! – SSH, BACs, BACBACs, shoulder presses, morrocan nightclubs, seal claps
Nope… it’s still there… Climb the ladder and fix the siding – Carry sandbag to cone, 5 burpees, run to start and bzck, carry to next cone, repeat until you’ve carried to all 5 cones.
It’s fixed! Nope… still a raccoon in the attic… repair the siding again… – Carry sandbag to cone, 5 burpees, run to start and bzck, carry to next cone, repeat until you’ve carried to all 5 cones.
It’s fixed! Nope… still a raccoon in the attic… time to set a trap… – overhead carry sandbag to cone, 10 rows, run to start and back, overhead carry to next cone, repeat until you’ve carried to all five cones – do it again
Ah… finally, trap is set and it’s time to —- aaahhhhh! Call through the ceiling. – 10 lt dans as you fall through the ceiling then walk off the pain to the sign and back – do it again
Maybe it’s time to take this as a sign and call in the professionals… – on your six for some Mary while we wait for the pros to show up
MOLESKINE: Fun telling of the raccoon story throughout the workout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Spring Fling this Sunday at Edwin Warner!
COT: Encouragement to Pax not to ignore the raccoons in their attic during daily life. If there’s something you’ve been ignoring, go ahead and face it head on earlier, rather than later to avoid the chaos, pain and destruction it’ll bring in the future if you don’t.
PLAYLIST: