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There’s a raccoon in the attic

Date: 2026-05-20 AO: Insane Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: Derby, Chili Dip, Wolfpack FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Perfect… except for the raccoon
THE THANG: There’s a raccoon in the attic! What the first thing we do?
Ignore it! – SSH, BACs, BACBACs, shoulder presses, morrocan nightclubs, seal claps
Nope… it’s still there… Climb the ladder and fix the siding – Carry sandbag to cone, 5 burpees, run to start and bzck, carry to next cone, repeat until you’ve carried to all 5 cones.
It’s fixed! Nope… still a raccoon in the attic… repair the siding again… – Carry sandbag to cone, 5 burpees, run to start and bzck, carry to next cone, repeat until you’ve carried to all 5 cones.
It’s fixed! Nope… still a raccoon in the attic… time to set a trap… – overhead carry sandbag to cone, 10 rows, run to start and back, overhead carry to next cone, repeat until you’ve carried to all five cones – do it again
Ah… finally, trap is set and it’s time to —- aaahhhhh! Call through the ceiling. – 10 lt dans as you fall through the ceiling then walk off the pain to the sign and back – do it again
Maybe it’s time to take this as a sign and call in the professionals… – on your six for some Mary while we wait for the pros to show up
MOLESKINE: Fun telling of the raccoon story throughout the workout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Spring Fling this Sunday at Edwin Warner!
COT: Encouragement to Pax not to ignore the raccoons in their attic during daily life. If there’s something you’ve been ignoring, go ahead and face it head on earlier, rather than later to avoid the chaos, pain and destruction it’ll bring in the future if you don’t.
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Insane Train: Throwing Sand Bags!

Date: 2026-05-13 AO: Insane Train Q: Shakira , PAX: Juicy J, Derby, Choo Choo, Siri, Stubs, Shakira, Wolfpack FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: Earlybirds got some rucking laps in. Next, motivators and a mosey with 50 intermittent & sundry squats. We threw in a lunge walk and wall hold in honor of Wolfpack.
THE THANG: Moving Sand bags!
First set: 50% of Pax forward toss a sand bag 5 times then jog back. Others hold a plank. Swap until the bag gets to the top.
Second set: Backwards overhead toss. Other PAX do SB burpees.
Third set: SB drag & Curls
Fourth Set: Relay race & SSHs. Which team can move the most weight?
Bonus: CPRS (Curl, press, raise, squat) in cadence. Increasing in count from 4 to 8. Lunge walk with partner and SB.
MARY: J-los and Plank till time.
MOLESKINE: F3 gives us permission to push ourselves hard in a safe, fun environment. Draw boundaries in your life around areas you need permission to push hard and places you need to rest/relax
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 dads this Saturday!
COT: Prayers for family, health, and life changes, especially for our kids,
PLAYLIST: God’s creation and mumblechatter
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Pavilion AMRAP

Date: 2026-05-06 AO: Insane Train Q: El Capitan , PAX: Choo Choo, El Capitan, @Splash FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Nice & dry!
WARMUP:
Climb Stretch Good mornings / Willie Mays Hays 7x Motivators
THE THANG:
5 Bag workouts (45 sec. Work / 20 sec. Rest)
1. Bag Bench press  2. Goblet Squat 3. Deadlift (80 lb. bag / two 40 lbs.) 4. Bag Spicollis 5. Bag WW2s
After 5 rounds have been completed, one “rest” exercise will be performed (in order):
1. Ceiling hold for 90 sec. 2. Elevated bag drags for 90 sec. 3. Mountain Climbers for 90 sec. 4. ‘Merican Hammers 90 sec. 5. plank (or length of time until 6:30)
Recover for 40 seconds, then repeat cycle.
MOLESKINE:
Even in adverse circumstances, learn the art of giving thanks and adjusting to your situation with joy. 
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check the slack!
COT:
Grateful for all of the moms out there. Remember to bless them this Sunday!
PLAYLIST: Led Zeppelin IV
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Insane Train

Date: 2026-04-29 AO: Insane Train Q: Derby , PAX: Derby, Choo Choo FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
WARMUP: BACs, BACBACs, Standing Twists, WMH, Runners Stretch.
THE THANG:
11’s w/ Merkins and SB Bear Complexes
SB Mosey to Playground
Insane Train Cindy’s (PAX Completed 5-6 Sets of the following): 5 Pull-ups, 10 Hand Release Merkins, 15 SB Squats, 20 SB WWII’s
MOLESKINE: This morning reminded me of how difficult things are/would be to go through alone. The F3 Community is a special place and encourage everyone to reach out for support for anything they may be going through.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Continued prayers for our brother Squatter and his wife.
PLAYLIST: Stone Temple Pilots Pandora
Appreciate you Choo Choo! You got after it today!
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Insane Train

Date: 2026-04-22 AO: Insane Train Q: Derby , PAX: Wolfpack, Derby, El Capitan, Squatter, Siri, FLO, Juicy J, Chains FNGs: 1 Chains COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
EARLY BIRDS: 15 Minute 5 SB Burpee EMOM
WARMUP: BACs, BACBACs, Air Press, WMH, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch, SB Burpees
Mission Statement, Credo, 5 Core Principals
THE THANG: 5-10-15-20-25 Rep SB Ladder
PAX Began with 5 Reps of the Following: WWII’s, Merkins, SB Rows, SB Curls, SB Thrusters
Then Ran w/ SB for ~.2 Miles then stopped for Pull-ups with quantity based on set completed.
PAX returned to Base for 10 reps of each exercise followed by SB run and pull-ups.
All PAX completed the 5 sets getting to the top of the ladder of 25 sets of each exercise. Early finishers started back at the bottom until time.
Closed with 2 Minute Plank w/ 15 sec Merkin Burnout.
MOLESKINE: Reflected on camping with my son in the Smokies this weekend and the awareness that brought of focusing on more alone time with him. That time to connect was incredibly valuable and made me realize I need to focus more on family overall.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack for a ton of exciting events. Closest to home is F3 Dads held at Red Caboose Park on 5/16
COT: Prayers lifted for Squatter and his wife and everyone supporting them during this time.
PLAYLIST: Turnpike Troubadours Pandora and plenty of MumbleGrumbling
Excellent work today gentlemen! Thank you for the opportunity to lead this morning!
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Wolfpack Back to Back

Date: 2026-04-15 AO: Insane Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: El Capitan, FLO, Juicy J, Derby, Wolfpack, Siri FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Perfection
WARMUP: Mosey around park
THE THANG:
Perform 1 rep MOT, politician back to start, perform 1 rep exercise, run to sandbag, repeat adding a rep to MOT and exercise each time up to 10 reps.
Round 1 and 3: MOT – SB Lunges Exercise – Merkins
Round 2 and 4: MOT – SB Murder Bunnies Exercise – Burpees
50 flutter kicks and 50 crunches between each round
MOLESKINE: Not a ton of mumble chatter, PAX came to work!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Natural Ice posted a super big and awesome update in -f3-nashville-general. Go check it out and watch his video!
COT: We don’t know what the day ahead holds for us, but no matter what keep moving forward.
PLAYLIST: Manly grunts.
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Summit Wolf Mountain

Date: 2026-04-08 AO: Insane Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: Choo Choo, Juicy J, Shakira, Derby, Wolfpack, The Merchant, FLO, Natural Ice FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: shorts? Pants? Hoodie? Tarps off? I don’t know what to wear anymore.
WARMUP: Run and get a couple coupons.
THE THANG: sandbag run to the bottom of Stirrup drive with a few Burpee pitstops.
Lunges up the steepest road in Bellevue, stopping every 10-15ish yards to complete 10 SB rows, 10 Merkins, 10 SB Presses.
SB Mosey back stopping for burpee pitstops along the way.
MOLESKINE: shots in buttholes… or something like that.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP in August – Check with Chunks. F3 Dads workout coming up at Red Caboose Park. Juicy half marathon. Check the slacks!!
COT: Go find a mountain to climb today.
PLAYLIST: mumbles and chatters.
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Insane Train

Date: 2026-04-01 AO: Insane Train Q: Choo Choo , PAX: Choo Choo, Shakira, Juicy J, Derby, Chili Dip FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: Squats, Thunderstuck
THE THANG: Partner up: Angry bear crawl: bear complex SB Throws: Curls army crawl: Farmers carry hug prayer roll: SB lunge
– 50 Endorphins, Hard count – 50 Squats, Hard count
MOLESKINE: Embrace being the 6, its not something to be embarrassed about; what matters is you dont quit.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 dads, Half marathon, 10k steps April challenge, check out: link
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[Insane Train] Insane Train

Date: 2026-03-25 AO: Insane Train Q: Siri , PAX: Sooie, El Capitan, Juicy J, Siri FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Siri Beatdown
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
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