Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-09-01 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Pep , PAX: Pep, Betty Ford, DrRupp, Topanga (Scott), Toothless, Cowboy FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Muggy and dark
WARMUP: Those who hc’d held plank while the non-HC were the timer and did five burpees.
THE THANG: Dora – 1, 2, 3 go Dora – timer: run from on second base to the other second base across the field – Exercises – 100 hand release mericans – 200 windshield wipers – 300 squat jump (slap the ground like wojo of duke fame) – 11’s at side of school – burpees + wwi
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Brews day at melrose pub – Eat at melrose pub on Oct 21, show flyer, and portion of ticket goes towards 413
COT: – toothless child coming in next four weeks – Toothless child is scooting around (slowly getting to putting weight in hip)
PLAYLIST: Drrupp’s country americana

Detention

Date: 2026-08-24 AO: Detention Q: Focker , PAX: Fortran, Winona, Tinkertoy, Focker, Topanga (Scott), Matador, Pedialyte, Esposa, My Pleasure FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: scrub weather
WARMUP: pre op area and consent (typical stretches)
THE THANG: Vitals x5 minutes 5 burpees 10 squats 15 merkins 20 crunches Repeat
Rolling to OR! Blacktop 12 kick throughs 10 merkins 10 squats Sprint Decrease reps by 2 until done
Off to surgery 10 minutes 5 pull ups 10 lunges 15 ww1
Rolling to PACU! Off to bus hill Bernie then bear crawl
MARY: recovery and PT
MOLESKINE: good stories and talk from all.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: be honest with yourself and God. Only way to get better
PLAYLIST: good stuff

Green Machine

Date: 2026-08-27 AO: Green Machine Q: Topanga (Scott) , PAX: WoodRider (Justin Lacy), Shania, Pep, moneyshot, Betty Ford, Topanga (Scott), Cowboy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Detention

Date: 2026-08-10 AO: Detention Q: Matador , PAX: Tinkertoy, Focker, Matador, Andrew McDermott, Pedialyte, Esposa, Topanga (Scott), Fortran FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: warm but not terrible
WARMUP: GM, WMH, SSH, Broga -Indigenous Peoples Run: the Commemorative Accounts Receivable Loop
THE THANG: I. Welsh Dragon :flag-wales::dragon: -4 bear crawl steps -1 merkin -1 plank jack -1 shoulder tap (2 is 1) Then 4 bear crawls again, but now do 2 reps of everything, then 3 reps; see if you can get to 10 reps without failure
II. Pavilion sprints 10 burpees Sprint across pavilion and back 20 WWI – sprint 30 squats – sprint The PAX attempted to complete 5 rounds
III. Surprise, Welsh Dragon again! Yay! :flag-wales::dragon:
MARY: Jesus’ mom
MOLESKINE: love their journals and planners
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -The PAX and other community members rallied around Toothless and fam to support them while 2.0 Wally is in the hospital. Over $2,000 given! Thanks to Focker for leading the charge. -lots of other announcements, check slack
COT: -Prayers for Wally. Healing and protection. -prayers for Peabody’s brother who struggles. -prayers for many of our wives. New jobs, heavy responsibilities, overwhelm of admin chaos with the start of the school year. -May God give us an undercurrent of his peace amidst the busyness, and wisdom for when to say no.
PLAYLIST: classic 2001 album “Is This It” by The Strokes in its entirety. The PAX did not complain so I assume they loved it. They did complain about the second welsh dragon.
AOQ NOTE Honored to be your new AOQ :dancer: Looking forward to a grueling year of fitness and fellowship in the gloom

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-06-30 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Pep , PAX: Esposa, Pep, sooner, DrRupp, Toothless, Topanga (Scott), @speedo FNGs: 1 @speedo COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: July- humid
WARMUP: Little baby arm circles Imperial walkers Good morning
THE THANG: Dora a Tre Partner of three Two exercise stations One partner at each station Third partner is timer, runs from one station to the other and swaps with partner at that station – exercise – First – 200 pull ups – 300 wojo (jump squats with a slap of the floor) – second – 200 hand release mericans – 300 windshield wipers (each side a half) – 11’s – Squats – Lieutenant dans

ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Next week convergence with iiipilars – July 11 slt hand off at percy Warner stairs
COT: – toothless child on the way

Green Machine

Date: 2026-05-07 AO: Green Machine Q: Pep , PAX: Cowboy, Shania, The Gipper, Betty Ford, Black Lung, Topanga (Scott), Pep, Esposa, One Call, Stevie-Wonder FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Cool and dry
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: move through field in a rectangle Indian run plus: – mosey – Bernie – Skip – side shuffle – lunge walk – bear crawl 11’s – hand release meriken – Meriken hammer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 21st holly smoker at cowboys house
COT: Squatter wife Topanga surgery Betty ford new baby
PLAYLIST: None

Green Machine

Date: 2026-04-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Young and Restless, Squatter, Esposa, bluemule, Focker, EZ-Go, SalPal, Horizon, Pep, Topanga (Scott), Cowboy, Wham-O, moneyshot, Andrew McDermott, Pepsi, Swig, Matador, Black Lung, Pedialyte, Puzzlah, Betty Ford, SquareD FNGs: None COUNT: 22 CONDITIONS: chill in the air that gave way to dripping sweat
WARMUP: walking from your car
THE THANG: 400m burpee broad jump, 400m lunges, 400m bear crawl, 400m run
MOLESKINE: everyone can’t wait for next year. I’ll make sure to give the countdown weekly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile in 365 days
COT: laughing and hugging and holding hands
PLAYLIST: Cowboy with the assist

Detention

Date: 2026-04-13 AO: Detention Q: Focker , PAX: Swig, Movin On Up, Average Size, EZ-Go, Michael Freiburg, Pedialyte, Tinkertoy, Esposa, Focker, Topanga (Scott) FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-04-07 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Focker , PAX: Pepsi, Tinkertoy, Esposa, Focker, DrRupp, Matador, Betty Ford, Toothless, Pep, Topanga (Scott), sooner FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect for what we had ahead of us
WARMUP: stretches and a jog
THE THANG: “Killer B’s” Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Bear crawl back 30 yards.
Did this for 5 rounds
MOLESKINE: Everyone kept talking about much fun this was and wanted a longer version where the exercises were continuous. Maybe in a mile format perhaps
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -impossible mile April 23 – Matador doing his own Plankpril – March into May step challenge
COT: -illnesses and deaths -tolerating family -job interview for my M
PLAYLIST: “B” related songs

You’ve all received detention – attendance is mandatory.

Date: 2026-03-30 AO: Detention Q: Young and Restless , PAX: Young and Restless, Uncle Jerry, Esposa, Tinkertoy, tampalibra, Pedialyte, Movin On Up, Topanga (Scott), Peabody, Rainman, Todo FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Absolutely perfect
WARMUP: SSH, various stretches
THE THANG: Jeopardy & Merkins!
Arm circles – explain the day:
– On this day, March 30th in 1964, “Answers and Questions” first reached TV screens with the debut of this long-running game show. – What is Jeopardy!?
Responses must be in the form of a question!
10 merkins for each question. Wrong answers receive 5 additional merkins. 3 wrong answers max.
During all questions, keep moving…
– Born on 4th of July in Slab Fork, WV, this soul singing American, had the sun shine on him for the last time at the age of 81 on this day in 2020. – Who is Bill Withers?
*Bill Withers playlist
Mosey to bottom of the hill, side of school. – Imperial Walkers
– Formally adopted on March 30, 1870, this amendment prohibited the denial of voting rights based on “race, color, or previous condition of servitude.” – What is the 15th Amendment?
Merkins
20 squats Bernie to the top of the hill 20 Iron Mikes (10 each leg)
Hillbillies
– In 1858, Hyman Lipman patented a new version of this writing tool, finally including an eraser on one end. – What is a pencil?
Merkins
Mosey to pavilion – hold squat
– This U.S. President was wounded outside a Washington, D.C. hotel by gunman John Hinckley Jr. – Who is Ronald Reagan? Merkins
Benches – step up to the top and squat – 20 times
Leg kicks – touch toes
– Later that same day in 1981, he was awarded Most Outstanding Player, when his team, coached by Bobby Knight, defeated the Tar Heels in the NCAA Men’s Basketball National Championship. – Who is Isiah Thomas?
Merkins
Mosey to the bottom of the field.
SSH
– Dr. Crawford Long made medical history in 1842 by being the first to use this substance as a surgical anesthetic. – What is ether?
Merkins
Bear crawl to the playground.
Rest during question
– This 1867 land deal with Russia was mocked as “Seward’s Folly” until gold was discovered there decades later. – What is the Alaska Purchase?
Merkins
10 pullups
Monkey humpers
– On March 30th 2001, this American swimmer became the youngest man, aged 15 years, 9 months, to set a world record in the US World Championship trials in Austin Texas. – Who is Michael Phelps
Merkins
Mosey to the top of the path by front of school
High knees
– These musicians don’t have much in common, but Celine Dion, Eric Clapton, Thomas Rhett, and MC Hammer all share this. – What is a March 30th Birthday?
Merkins
Rows on the bars – 20
– Also born on March 30th, this Dutch artist shares a strange commonality with Evander Holyfield and the Roman soldier in the Garden of Gethsemane. – Who is Vincent Van Gogh
Merkins
Wall sit
– In 2017, this aerospace company made history by successfully reflashing an orbital-class rocket for the first time. – What is SpaceX?
Merkins
– Established as a U.S. territory on March 30, 1822, this future “Sunshine State” was formerly a Spanish possession. – What is Florida?
Merkins
Mosey to start
Waaay too much time left. Each pax asked a random trivia question, merkins, sprint, jog back.
Tinkertoy got all 300 merkins in, not certain about everyone else.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Impossible mile coming up, check slack.
COT: Tinkertoy wife’s friend Mia – daughter Lyla had full body seizure.
Holy Week & Easter
PLAYLIST: Bill Withers
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2wUOJ3QMOz7WDBxd8f3MvN?si=2IymBZ2nQe28VyVMKp3W3w&pt=994972a3006cadcaa06c868a232d1be5&pi=P-C0mWulQlC-W