Halloweek part 1

AO: the-knoll
Q: G-string
PAX: Timber, El Capitan, Pebbles, AAA, Derby, Juicy J (JBowman), Malibu, Stubs, Étouffée, Iowa
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS:
– cool and damp. Just missing the fog
WARMUP:
– Werewolves (downward dog then howl at the moon. aka downward dog to cobra)
– Bat Wings (BACs, Back-BACs, Seal Claps, Overhead press)
– Mummy Squats (slow squats with arms out)
– Mosey to the Stop Sign and back

THE THANG:

– Burpee Mash (one burpee every time they say the word mash)

tel:20-15-10-5-200 (4 rounds)
– 20 swings
– 15 merkins
– 10 thrusters
– 5 sandbag burpees
– 200m run

Pull tabata 1 round of 40/20 and 2 rounds 30/30
– Pull-ups / dead hang
– wide squats
– Row mornings
– Alabama Prom dates

MOLESKINE:
Many of my students are rude in avoidable ways (interrupting, addressing teachers too casually, etc.). This is really throwing me off because I was raised so differently. So that made me realize that they learned it from somewhere. Their dads aren’t correcting them or are modeling bad behavior. We need to model good behavior and raise our children well to be the kind of people we want to hang out with.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– tussle next Saturday

COT:
– prayers for Étouffée ‘s meetings today and Stubs rambunctious boys.

Weighted Dora

AO: the-knoll
Q: Derby
PAX: El Capitan, Malibu, Papa Bear, Gold Digger, The Banker, Timber, morning stār, Piglet, Half Lyfe, Pebbles, AAA, Juicy J (JBowman), Sooie, Roadkill, Bumblebee (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
CONDITIONS: Perfect!

WARMUP: SSH, BACs, BACBACs, Moroccan Night Clubs, Air Press, Good Mornings, Willie Mayes Hayes, PE Stretch

THE THANG: Partnered up for Dora. Runner runs around backstop while partner does the following using coupon/sand bag:

10 Chest Press
10 Squat
10 Curls
10 Rows

Upon return partners complete 20 WWII’s each then switch (~30 min)

Next switched up the work to 2x Planks and 2x Wall Sits w/ runner being the timer.

Closed out the time in a 1:45 group plank w/ last 30 secs hammering out as many Merkins as your arms can handle.

MOLESKINE: Challenged PAX to schedule a date with their significant others.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Encouragement for our AO Leader Half Lyfe in the upcoming Struggle this weekend!!!

COT: Prayed us out

Thank you for the opportunity to lead this morning!

11s

AO: the-knoll
Q: Pebbles
PAX: Timber, The Banker, AAA, Stubs, Wolfpack, Lady Liberty, Juicy J (JBowman), Cheeks, morning stār, bumblebee, link, agent eh, Wipeout , Superstar
FNGs: 2 Wipeout , Superstar
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS: perfect

WARMUP:
Side straddle hops
Back
Back Bacs
Don Quixote’s
Absolution
Perfect Merkins

THE THANG:
11s – absolution/Lt. Dan’s. MOT bearcrawl/politician
11s – Perfect Merkins/squats

MOLESKINE: Bear crawls are hard. Wolfpack crushed the first set. Great to have 2FNGs!

Shout at me if I missed tagging you in the back blast. Solid group this morning!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Chili cook-off this Sunday!

COT: Prayed for all intentions

MURPH

AO: the-knoll
Q: Pebbles
PAX: Timber, G-string, Derby, AAA, Wolfpack, Étouffée, Juicy J (JBowman)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Perfect – cool and clear

WARMUP:
Bacs
Bac Bacs
Slow squats
Stretch OYO – mission statement and 5-core principals stated
Merkins

THE THANG: MURPH
1 mile run, 100 pull ups, 200 merkins, 300 squats, 1 mile run.

MOLESKINE:
Fantastic work Pax. The level of conditioning of The Knoll has improved so much in the last year. We finished a freakin Murph as a group in 35 minutes. That’s elite level.
Special props to G-string for leveling up with a 30# vest and Malibu for crushing it on his return from a long break.

Missed you El Capitan and morning stār!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Chili cookoff this Sunday!

COT:
As my kids get older it’s been hard for me to let go and realize they are capable of more responsibility.

2028 Olympic Relay Team?

AO: pain-train
Q: Timber
PAX: El Capitan, Pebbles, G-string, The Banker, Wolfpack, FLO, Chili Dip, Derby, Piglet, Juicy J (JBowman), Hooters, Cheeks, Half Lyfe, Timber
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
CONDITIONS: 52 degrees, ~85% moon illumination

WARMUP: SSH, BACs, back BACs, mosey to coupons, carry coupons to parking lot

THE THANG: Complete exercises, run team relay lap around track between rounds
Exercises: coupon merkins (change hands each rep), goblet squat, rows, curls
Sets: 10 reps each, 5 burpees (level up option), 9 reps each, 5 burpees, etc, down to 6 reps each
Relay: when complete with 10 –> 6 set, run relay with team, passing baton to next teammate
Return to coupons and begin another round

MOLESKINE: All teams finished 3 rounds. 75 total burpees if PAX leveled up, and with the merkins and squats, the Octoburpee challenge can be checked off your to-do list for today. An FNG yesterday, Piglet showed up for round 2 today – great work! FLO and Hooters with some good juice afterwards. Just announced that G-string won the country-wide September IronPax challenge (over 5000 registrants into the competition). Beast mode.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Chiliteria (Chili cookoff) is upcoming on Sunday, Oct 19th. Check 2ndf channel for more details. Chili Dip with a VQ this upcoming Wednesday at Paintrain!

COT: “Backsliding.” A term referring to someone who was once on fire for his faith, fitness, being a father, etc., but has stopped progressing. They’ve slipped backwards on the loose gravel around us. In our journey on the mountain of life, it can be easy to backslide – all kinds of loose gravel can contribute (laziness, attachments to phones, addictions, etc). 3 suggestions to help us: develop consistent healthy routines, be aware of what our “loose gravel” is so we know what’s going on, and surround ourselves with at least a few good people who can encourage and lift us up.

I had a lot of fun leading this week. I think we might be ready to form a 2028 Olympic relay team after today. Thanks for coming out and letting me lead this week.
-Timber

Absolutions? Absolutely.

AO: the-knoll
Q: Timber
PAX: AAA, G-string, Juicy J (JBowman), morning stār, Wolfpack, Lady Liberty, Pebbles, Étouffée, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, The Banker, Timber, Bumblebee (2.0), Ninja (2.0), Link (2.0), All-Star (2.0), Churchill (2.0), Piggy
FNGs: 1 Piggy
COUNT: 18
CONDITIONS: chilly 53 degrees, dewy grass, cold pull-up bars

WARMUP: SSH, high knees, 1 min pullup/hangs, 1 min absolutions

THE THANG:
Ladder down with reps
Exercises: pullups, floor to ceilings, iron mikes (2:1), big boys, absolutions
4 Sets, Reps @ 25, 20, 15, 10 (absolutions were 10 each set)
400m run after each set, pick up the 6 when complete
DORA (groups of 3, 1 PAX does ~15 yards of murder bunnies))
100 reps: HR merkins, 4ct flutter kicks, Apollo Ohnos, Carolina Dry Docks
*called mid-exercise for time
MOLESKINE: Experimented with some Absolutions; they were absolutely fun. A lot of variation in the music mix, from Eye of the Tiger to techno. Great representation by the 2.0s today – good job dads. G-string is in prime form right now, Pebbles right behind him. Thanks for the post-workout snacks, Pebbles!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Octoburpee challenge ongoing; I forgot the rest. Check the slack channel!

COT: The power of affirmation. Sometimes we don’t speak kindly to and affirm the least those nearest to us. Affirm, be kind, build up others. You never know what someone might be going through, and your words might make an impact that you don’t realize.

What a great group this morning. Thanks for letting me lead.
-Timber

Running in the Rain

AO: the-knoll
Q: Timber
PAX: El Capitan, Half Lyfe, G-string, The Banker, morning stār, Étouffée, Pebbles, Papa Bear, Derby, Roadkill, Timber, Bumblebee (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Cool and drizzly

WARMUP: SSH, slow and power merkins, slow and power squats, don quixotes, mosey

THE THANG:
-11s: Burpees and pullups
-Sprint repeats: ~350m, 2:1 rest to workout ratio (3 pax for a group)
-15s: 15 power merkins, 15 jump squats (3X)
-Mary’s led by Papa Bear

MOLESKINE: the extra mind game of dealing with the rain was great practice for me. Accept my situation, and make the most of it. Good push this morning.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: workouts at Paintrain on Wednesdays now: El Capitan leading tomorrow.

COT: The power of affirmation. The words we speak – especially to ourselves – have power. Every rep, every struggle, every setback starts in the mind. If you tell yourself you’re weak, you’ll find proof of it. But if you affirm strength, discipline, purpose, you’ll start to live it. Today, let’s speak life into ourselves and those around us. “I see pride, I see power, I see a bad-ass mother who don’t take no crap off of nobody!” – Cool Runnings

Thanks for letting me lead.
-Timber

Running in the Rain

AO: the-knoll
Q: Timber
PAX: El Capitan, Half Lyfe, G-string, The Banker, morning stār, Étouffée, Pebbles, Papa Bear, Derby, Roadkill, Timber, Bumblebee (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Cool and drizzly

WARMUP: SSH, slow and power merkins, slow and power squats, don quixotes, mosey

THE THANG:
-11s: Burpees and pullups
-Sprint repeats: ~350m, 2:1 rest to workout ratio (3 pax for a group)
-15s: 15 power merkins, 15 jump squats (3X)
-Mary’s led by Papa Bear

MOLESKINE: the extra mind game of dealing with the rain was great practice for me. Accept my situation, and make the most of it. Good push this morning.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: workouts at Paintrain on Wednesdays now: El Capitan leading tomorrow.

COT: The power of affirmation. The words we speak – especially to ourselves – have power. Every rep, every struggle, every setback starts in the mind. If you tell yourself you’re weak, you’ll find proof of it. But if you affirm strength, discipline, purpose, you’ll start to live it. Today, let’s speak life into ourselves and those around us. “I see pride, I see power, I see a bad-ass mother who don’t take no crap off of nobody!” – Cool Runnings

Thanks for letting me lead.
-Timber

To failure…

AO: the-knoll
Q: Half Lyfe
PAX: Pebbles, AAA, morning stār, The Banker, Timber, Roadkill, El Capitan, Derby, Juicy J (JBowman), Bumblebee (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: nice, cool, starry w/ a little cloud cover morning. Made for some pretty scenery to look at when doing all those sit ups.

WARMUP: SSH, BAC, BBAC, Michael Phelps, WMH

THE THANG: Various Upper Body, Core and Legs workouts done in unison until failure. As people tapped out they would mosey to street and back. Last man standing got to pick next exercise.
Did Merkins, Butt lift off the ground (Thanks El Capitan), WW2’s, Wall Sits, Dips, WW1’s

Ended with ring of pull ups/burpees with partners. PAX held plank while 2 people got up 1 person did pull ups, other did burpees then swap. When they finished next 2 got up.

MOLESKINE: Impromtu Q – always be ready for what life throws your way. Prayers for Gold Digger for his health and healing.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack a lot going on. Night Moves Thursday.

COT: count off, name off, prayers, coffee. Thank you for rolling with the impromtu Q fellas. Grateful to be a part of this group.

9.9.2025

AO: the-knoll
Q: AAA
PAX: AAA, El Capitan, Gold Digger, Malibu, morning stār, Pebbles, Timber, Roadkill, Bumblebee
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: clear skies, full moon, upper 50s/lower 60s

WARMUP:
-Baby arm circles 8 forward 7 back
-imperial walkers
-slow squats
-slow push ups
-Willie Mayes Hayes
-good mornings
-jumping jacks
-mosey down to both stop signs
-stretch

THE THANG:
Upper body Work:
As Many Rounds as possible is 20 minutes
Groups of 2. Partners alternate doing exercises below for 20 minutes.
5 – pull ups
10 – push ups
15- dips

Core work:
-one partner does core exercises the other runs to street and back, then switch.

Finished with a 45 second hang on pull up bar.

MOLESKINE: Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me.

Psalm 23:4

Reminder for me to lean on and trust in God, when fearful, anxious, and stressed.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 convergence at Lipscomb

COT: