[The Castle] Pre-party run.

Date: 2026-05-30 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, Horizon, Steely, Strutter, hambone, Squatter, Waymo (formerly Space Baby) FNGs: COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Nice! WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2+ fast miles before the Fabulous Fabuloso Q. MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

[The Castle] Dad bod run club

Date: 2026-05-29 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Horizon, Strutter, Steely FNGs: COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Warm but nice. WARMUP:
THE THANG: 4.5 mile DB loop MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Praying for Squatter’s family. PLAYLIST:

[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-05-23 AO: The Castle Q: Cross-stitch , PAX: Butterfingers, Horizon, Pep, hambone, Cross-stitch, Mr. Pancake, Brown Slip, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Chunks, Steely, Charles FNGs: 1 Charles COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: WET – all hero WODs
WARMUP:
In memory of Efren Medina
4 Rounds for Time 17 Jumping Jacks 21 Sumo Squats 21 Sit-Ups
THE THANG:
In memory of Christopher “Otis” Raible
Complete as many reps as possible in 15 minutes of: 1 back squat, 1 shoulder press, 1 deadlift 2 back squats, 2 shoulder presses, 2 deadlifts 3 back squats, 3 shoulder presses, 3 deadlifts Etc.
In memory of Zachary D. Tellier
10 burpees 10 burpees, 15 merkins 10 burpees, 15 merkins, 20 squats 10 burpees, 15 merkins, 20 squats, 30 LBC 30 LBC, 20 squats, 15 merkins, 10 burpees 20 squats, 15 merkins, 10 burpees 15 merkins, 10 burpees 10 burpees
Hold plank till time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: pray for PAX family
PLAYLIST:

[The Castle] The Castle Run

Date: 2026-05-23 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: Horizon, Butterfingers, hambone, Cross-stitch, Brown Slip, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Steely FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Humid
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Hambone said let’s go!!
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
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[The Castle] Pre Run

Date: 2026-05-16 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: Squatter, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Steely FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2 mile pre run! It was pushing Steely limit but Waymo (formerly Space Baby) and Squatter were holding a perfect conversation. 8:45 average pace.
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

[The Castle] The Castle – Race day

Date: 2026-05-16 AO: The Castle Q: Dilbert , PAX: Squatter, Makita (Anderson Fader), Barney, Steely, Dilbert, Horizon, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Fabuloso, Pep, Brown Slip, Flipper (Matthew) FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect, 62
WARMUP: mosey to the field, shoulder circles, front clap, oh clap, Willie mays
THE THANG: Split the pax into two teams
One pax from each team will be the racer
Race 1 – 30 yards murder bunny 80lb bag. Bear hug carry back and switch Remaining pax perform the following WW1 sit ups, merkins, squat
Race 2 – 60 yard 80 lb carry speed walk there and back Remaining pax Lunges, iron mikes, leg lifts
Race 3 – 5 80 lb over head toss Remaining pax ankle taps, squats
Remaining time Ultimate football 20 min
MARY: side plank
MOLESKINE: Chunks hambone mumble chatter was missing. Plenty of space between Pep and Steely
ANNOUNCEMENTS: holy smokers, t shirt launch, prayers
PLAYLIST: JOCK JAMS!!!

[The Castle] Protect The Castle from Dr. Waffle

Date: 2026-05-09 AO: The Castle Q: Mr. Pancake , PAX: Pep, Butterfingers, Brown Slip, hambone, Fabuloso, Flipper (Matthew), Steely, Mr. Pancake, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), g-string, Strutter, Dilbert FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Perfect. 55 degrees and sunny.
WARMUP: -SSH -Toy Soldiers -Good Mornings -Willie Mays Hayes -Runner’s Stretch w/twist
Mosey -Indigenous People March w/coupon
THE THANG:
***Protect The Castle*** The sinister Dr. Waffle has threatened to attack Princess Flapjack and the short-stack kingdom. The only way to insure the safety of the kingdom is to dig a moat around the castle.
The Moat Digger (rotating): -10 Flips then finish the lap (timer)
Castle Soldiers: -Blockees or Burpees -Merkins -Kettle Bell Swings w/coupon -Squats -Overhead Press -Curls -Upright Rows -Bent Over Rows -Mountain Climber / Spider-Man -Grave Diggers -WWI Sit-ups -Fire Hydrants
-Coupon March back to base
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -Holy Smokers Thursday 21st -New AOs: Tire Station & Sisu
COT: -Prayers for Squatters wife/family as she recovers -Prayers for all the mommas! Happy Mother’s Day!
PLAYLIST: Mr. Pancake’s Gameday Playlist circa 2001 (with Spotify commercials)

[The Castle] 2-ish mile pre-party

Date: 2026-05-09 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Butterfingers, hambone, Steely, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Really nice! WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2-ish mile run down the Greenway. MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

[The Castle] DBRC

Date: 2026-05-08 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Cross-stitch, Strutter, Steely FNGs: COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: 43. Chilly. WARMUP:
THE THANG: 4.3 mile Dad Bod loop. MOLESKINE: Thank you guys for making me dig a little deeper at the end. ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP 50 Struggle Endure 2 new AOs in NoNash tire-station sisu COT: Squatter’s M. PLAYLIST:

[The Castle] Dad Bod Run Club

Date: 2026-05-01 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Cross-stitch, Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Chilly morning. WARMUP:
THE THANG: We ran the traditional DBRC route, and we both PR’d. 4.3 miles. MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Continued prayers for Squatter’s M. PLAYLIST: