Eddy Pitmaster throwdown

Date: 2026-03-16 AO: The Eddy Q: Pitmaster , PAX: Legos, Juicy J, Pitmaster, Choo Choo, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Stubs, Motorola, FLO FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: chilly
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck- Edwin Warner
MOLESKINE: Word of wisdom from Pitmaster
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster cookout of course!
COT: Prayers up
PLAYLIST:

Piglet Beatdown

Date: 2026-03-19 AO: The Knoll Q: Piglet , PAX: Piglet, Roadkill, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: excellent
WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles, backpacks, various stretches
THE THANG: Cone 1 – burpees, run to Cone 2- Abs – repeat process until death. Mixed in mike tysons, merkins, and burpees. Solid classic beatdown
MOLESKINE: Piglet’s words of wisdom
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads and Pitmaster cookout
COT: Prayers up
PLAYLIST: Roadkill’s flatulating sounds

Malibu’s Ruck-aroni around the ‘hood

Date: 2026-03-17 AO: The Knoll Q: Malibu , PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Stubs, Étouffée, Malibu FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles
THE THANG: 3 Mile Ruck around the neighborhoods
MOLESKINE: Malibu’s words of wisdom
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads and Pitmaster cookout!
COT: Prayers up for friends and family and all the wars going on
PLAYLIST: none needed

[The Eddy] Eddy Sunday Ruck

Date: 2026-03-22 AO: The Eddy Q: Juicy J , PAX: Roadkill, Stubs, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: great
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck Edwin Warner
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Snake Stories galore!
PLAYLIST:

Sunday 5 mi Ruck / Hike

Date: 2026-03-15 AO: the_eddy Q: Juicy J PAX: FLO, Roadkill, Stubs, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: breezy & chill
WARMUP: left glute stretch
THE THANG: 5 mi ruck @ Burch Trail
MOLESKINE: Indians & 30A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Flo not pictured runs off to church
COT:
PLAYLIST:

AAA Classic + Delta 7

Date: 2026-03-05 AO: the-knoll Q: Sooie PAX: AAA, Roadkill, Pebbles, Juicy J, Sooie, Churchill (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Perfect F3 weather
WARMUP: Warm weather === warm body Light stretching (heresy. I know) Keep em up! BAC BBAC Shoulder taps Shoulder presses Seal claps Scissor chops Moroccan night clubs ( The Banker ) Motivators from 5 Imperial walkers
THE THANG: Mosey to the field each individual performs 100 merkins (caught up the slackers) 200 WW2’s 300 Squats 10 x 88yard moseys
All tasks completed with excellence. With time left on the clock, we proceeded to…
Thang 2: Delta Operator 7 Each PAX was given a cup full of water. Completed 7’s(11’s but 4 less reps) WW2’s and Iron Mikes with full cup in had moseying between cones attempting not to spill any water. Pebbles had the fullest cup at the end.
MOLESKINE: Reflected on Romans 5:3. Rejoicing in suffering which produces endurance -> character -> hope.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: MERKIN MADNESS GROW SCHOOL ALL CAPS
COT: Most had to bolt but we snuck a drink of water in between the thangs

AAA Classic

Date: 2026-03-05 AO: the-knoll Q: Sooie PAX: AAA, Roadkill, Pebbles, Juicy J, Sooie, Churchill (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Perfect F3 weather
WARMUP: Warm weather === warm body Light stretching (heresy. I know) Keep em up! BAC BBAC Shoulder taps Shoulder presses Seal claps Scissor chops Moroccan night clubs ( The Banker ) Motivators from 5 Imperial walkers
THE THANG: Mosey to the field each individual performs 100 merkins (caught up the slackers) 200 WW2’s 300 Squats 10 x 88yard moseys
All tasks completed with excellence. With time left on the clock, we proceeded to…
Thang 2: Delta Operator 7 Each PAX was given a cup full of water. Completed 7’s(11’s but 4 less reps) WW2’s and Iron Mikes with full cup in had moseying between cones attempting not to spill any water. Pebbles had the fullest cup at the end.
MOLESKINE: Reflected on Romans 5:3. Rejoicing in suffering which produces endurance -> character -> hope.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: MERKIN MADNESS GROW SCHOOL ALL CAPS
COT: Most had to bolt but we snuck a drink of water in between the thangs

Decked Out

Date: 2026-03-03 AO: the-knoll Q: Sooie PAX: Pebbles, Roadkill, AAA, morning stār, Sparrow, Shakira, Sooie, Bumblebee (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: BLOOD MOOOOON!! but it was hidden by the clouds so we didn’t see it. Otherwise perfect temp. A bit windy.
WARMUP: Yes, no, shrugs 5x SSH 20x Cherry pickers 10x Low slow squats 10x Slow merkins 10x Michael Phelps Fast Merkins in cadence 10x but really 20
THE THANG: The ol’ deck of death broken into three rounds: ♣️ Merkins, dry docks, dips ❤️ SSH, mountain climbers, burpees ♦️ V-ups, Freddie mercs, big boys ♠️ Calf raises (spicolli’s), squats, iron Mike’s Aces high. Jokers = mosey to backstop placed after every 17 cards
MOLESKINE: Reflected on Psalm 46 amidst present uncertainty with AI, workplace restructuring, world events etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: #merkinmadness Was able to get Pebbles AAA Roadkill morning stār and Sparrow current on their merkins so there’s no excuse for them not to join in on the fun
COT: Prayers, coffee, and conversation
PLAYLIST: Wind & Birds

Sunday 4 mile hiking Ruck

Date: 2026-03-01 AO: the_eddy Q: Stubs PAX: Juicy J, Stubs, Roadkill, Pitmaster FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Edwin Warner rucking
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Coffeeteria
PLAYLIST: chit chats

зарядка

Date: 2026-02-26 AO: the-knoll Q: morning stār PAX: Piglet, Roadkill, Shakira, Bumble bee (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: lovely with some rain
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Willie goes to Egypt, Sunglass loops, Low slow squats
Some rope flow instruction
THE THANG: Partner up, alternate between 5 weighted squats then 3 breath hang and 5 jump squats then 3 breath hang, on the minute. Rope flow for active recovery before the next minute.
Did mosey break and then did it again with just jump squats.
MOLESKINE: – “The Russian term for a daily, light morning workout or “morning stretch” is zaryadka (зарядка), which literally translates to “charging” or “recharging” the body. Popularized in the Soviet Union, it involves simple, quick movements like bends, stretches, and swings designed to increase productivity and improve well-being.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
COT: YHC shared that being a great leader starts by being a good follower. Encouraged PAX to consider who they are following (imitating) and why. Prayers for presence and overflow of virtuous leadership as we enter our day.