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The Eddy

Date: 2026-05-11 AO: The Eddy Q: Roadkill , PAX: Juicy J, FLO, Choo Choo, Stubs, Motorola, Splash, Roadkill FNGs: COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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The Knoll

Date: 2026-05-14 AO: The Knoll Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: Pebbles, Roadkill, Chains (Ryan Johnson), Half Lyfe, Juicy J, Malibu FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: perfect Thursday morning. Clear skies, birds a chirping.
WARMUP: SSH, WMH, Windmills, Michael Phelps.
THE THANG: Dora Partner Up (see image)
MARY: Ring of Merkin Fire completed 4 rounds.
MOLESKINE: A little ambitious for workout today, but good to push yourself. PAX did awesome today.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads, Spring Fling, check slack
COT: count off, name-o-rama, prayers, coffee.
PLAYLIST: Various.

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[Pain Train] Presidential Fitness Test

Date: 2026-05-08 AO: Pain Train Q: Pebbles , PAX: Pebbles, Derby, Cheeks, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, Wolfpack, Shakira, FLO, G-string, Siri, Étouffée FNGs: COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Cold – stings the hands
WARMUP: Side straddle hops Bacs Back bacs Windmills Slow squats Slow Merkins
THE THANG: Get Up x 10 (sit up with block to overhead press) Human Up X10 (absolutions) Walkers x 10 ( Lt. Dan’s holding coupon) Body ups x 6 Pull ups
Run around playground
Repeat for 30min
MOLESKINE: Exercises spell out George Herbert Walker Bush Reps add up to 41. He’s the 41st president Today is my 41st birthday
We talked about the Presidential Fitness Test that fell out of favor because kids felt shame. It’s important to test yourself to know where you’re at. Where your strengths are, where other’s strengths are.
ANNOUNCEMENT Let’s go Juicy J half marathon!
COT: Prayed us out
PLAYLIST: Random
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The Knoll

Date: 2026-05-07 AO: The Knoll Q: Étouffée , PAX: Pebbles, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, AAA, Parka-Eh, Malibu, Stubs, Shakira, Timber, Sparrow, Lady Liberty, Étouffée FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: just right
WARMUP: SSH, BAC, WILLIE Mayes Hayes, squats, 1/4 mile Indian run
THE THANG: 4 group rotation; 24 minutes 1)angry bears 2)Squats 3)Merkins 4)Pull ups
1 Mile Indian Run
Sprints, Mary
MOLESKINE: there’s no i in Team. “Remain in my love”
it’s easy to get trapped in discouragement, despair, and despondency. When we’re isolated we are vulnerable. However, the truth is we are a part of something bigger than ourselves. We have all faced brokenness of some kind. Whether we feel it in those moments or not – we all matter. With the pax or with other bonds of brotherhood, choose to lean in rather than the settle into the temptation for isolation. Encouragement to lean in, and not to fave the battle alone. Encouragement to check in on those we know may be struggling
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Shakira’s Search & Rescue Q

Date: 2026-05-05 AO: The Knoll Q: Shakira , PAX: Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Papa Bear, Malibu, Shakira FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect with a side of ideal
WARMUP: Willie Mays Hayes, low slow squats, merkins, motivators, and warming up our brains with a discussion of proper cadence counting
THE THANG:
1. CPR (Chest, Press, Raise): 5 minutes of increasing reps. Combination of 3 Arm exercises with SBs. Starting position like doing curls and done all together in a 6-Count cadence: 1 = “C”url, 2 = Overhead “P”ress, 3 = Tricep “R”aise (i.e. extension), 4 = back to OHP position, 5 = back to Curl position, 6 = back to resting position.
2. CPR stations and choking first aid: – 2 PAX lunge walk with babies and perform choking first aid – 1 PAX performs compressions on mannequin – 2 PAX do weighted squats with SB
3. 911 & AED run 1. 2 PAX do 9 weighted squats & 11 curls, followed by 9 JLos & 11 plankjacks 2. 3 PAX run with SBs to retrieve the AED
4. Sand Bag Brigade: Pass two sand bags overhead in a line. Capped off with bear crawl and 90 second plank.
MOLESKINE: “In times of trouble, Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.” — Mr Rogers. Let’s be people who step up in times of trouble.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Juicy J Half!
COT: Prayers for family, travel, and transitions to summer. Continued prayer for all those experiencing health challenges, especially Squatter’s wife
PLAYLIST: Songs with bpm 100-120
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The Eddy – RoadKill version

Date: 2026-04-27 AO: The Eddy Q: Choo Choo , PAX: Roadkill, Stubs, FLO, Choo Choo, Splash FNGs: 1 Splash COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect Thang: Ruck MOLESKINE: Leadership is not about just showing up, its about the impact you make.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check -f3-nashville-general
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The Knoll

Date: 2026-04-23 AO: The Knoll Q: Pebbles , PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Pebbles, morning stār, Roadkill, BumbleBee FNGs: COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Cool and clear
WARMUP: Standard warmup things
THE THANG: Split up into 2 teams of 3. Relay race!. 1 PAX performed MOT for 50yds while other PAX planked. Bear Crawl Duck Walk Crawl Bear Crab Walk Broad jump Burpee broad jump Imperial walkers
Ended with 5min of Mary
MOLESKINE: BumbleBee crushed it Juicy J tested the limits of a fart
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Juicy J half marathon
COT: Prayed for health
PLAYLIST: Free bird!
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The Knoll

Date: 2026-04-21 AO: The Knoll Q: Pebbles , PAX: AAA, Pebbles, Papa Bear, Roadkill, Sparrow FNGs: COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Warmish
WARMUP: Side straddle hops Bacs Bac bacs Windmills Slow squats
THE THANG: Sandbags were available
Curls X10 Overhead press X10 Dips X10 Square X10 Bent over rows X10 Lt. Dan’s X10 Step ups X10 Russian twists X10 Run 100m
Repeat until you puke. Nobody puked
MOLESKINE: My college coach would end every team meeting by saying “Take care of yourself first, then take care of others.”
At the time I thought it selfish but now realize it’s the proper order of things. You can’t be effective unless you have you have your own act together.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Prayed for the PAX
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The High Road

Date: 2026-04-20 AO: The Eddy Q: Sooie , PAX: FLO, Sooie, Wolfpack, Stubs, Roadkill, Motorola FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: brisk, baby!
WARMUP: suggested burpee apocalypse but had no takers
THE THANG: “An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.” – G.K. Chesterton
6 brave PAX ascended the steep summit of Mt. Eddy with no guarantee of safe return. Mumblechatter was in abundance. We (I) contemplated the meaning of “no” in the F3 credo, considering the legal implications of adhering to an unqualified “no”.
Paused for some breathwork at the Pavilion atop Mt. Eddy. Wolfpack tempted me to lead the PAX in impromptu table lifting and carrying…but I resisted.
We descended returning to the parking lot 3 minutes behind schedule.
MOLESKINE: Learn to reframe life’s inconveniences as adventures.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers at Squatter’s (Strutter? Splitter?) Bi-annual 9 square tourney at pain-train May 1.
COT: Prayers lifted in silence. Coffee enjoyed.
PLAYLIST: 90 bpm metronome
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Ruck/ Hike

Date: 2026-04-19 AO: The Eddy Q: Juicy J , PAX: Juicy J, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS:
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THE THANG: 5.1 miles around Percy Warner
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