Six Station Siege

AO: the-knoll
Q: Sooie
PAX: Juicy J, Piglet, Siri, AAA, G-string, Wolfpack, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Pebbles, Sooie, Gold Digger, Legos, Papa Bear, Stubs, Étouffée, Eric Phillips Snapshot (Suncoast), Derby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
CONDITIONS: SHORTS IN JANUARY!!!

WARMUP:
– SSH
– BAC
– BBAC
– Seal Claps
– Don Quixotes
– Plank walkout
– Plank -> lunge -> one-hand sky touch thingy
– Good Mornings
– WMH OYO

THE THANG:
Having given the disclaimer and warm up, PAX counted off in by 2 and YHC handed out glow bracelets. 1’s got green (Team Qui-Gon) and 2’s got purple (Team Mace). We then misused to the field of battle where I explained the rules:
Two teams battle to control all 6 stations in a straight line (15 yards apart).
– Capture an uncontrolled station: First team to 50 combined reps of its exercise claims it.
– Hold a captured station: Leave at least 1 PAX (but max 2 defenders) doing SSH or Imperial Walkers.
– Attack: Only adjacent stations. When both teams start repping at the same station → race to 50 combined reps.
– Losers of a contested station sprint ~100 yards out-and-back to respawn.
– Scoring: 1 point when your team controls all 6 stations at once.

Stations & Exercises
1. Burpees
2. Monkey Humpers
3. Squats
4. WW2 Sit-Ups
5. Apollo Onos (speed skaters)
6. Merkins

It was absolute chaos but fun nonetheless. No idea which team won. There was much strategery. Of note: this is the fastest I’ve seen anyone do Monkey Humpers

MOLESKINE:
I spent more time thinking about the rules that I forgot to think about a moleskine. Thus a moleskine was born: don’t sweat the details so much that you lose sight of the big picture. 17 men came out for a wonderful start of 2026!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
insane_train official launch tomorrow (1/7)! Derby has done an incredible job leading the charge and filling sandbags! Come out and support the launch of Nashville’s newest AO!

leanpax continues

COT:
Prayers lifted and coffee enjoyed.

Buck on a Ruck

AO: the_eddy
Q: Sooie
PAX: Roadkill, Half Lyfe, Choo Choo, Sooie, Siri, Legos
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS:
Verily, the morn broke cold as a miser’s mercy. 26 degrees with a sly, needling breeze that whispered of winter’s oncoming siege. Old Man Winter had not yet unsheathed his frosted blade, yet his breath could be felt upon the nape.

WARMUP:
Nay.

THE THANG:
Our fellowship, numbering six set forth westward beneath the paling gloam, rucks strapped firm like the burdens of ancient questing. Our boots found rhythm along the winding westward toward the venerable cemetery resting at the knees of mighty Mt. Eddy.

At the pavilions, we moved as one—six silhouettes vanishing and reappearing between cedar guardians, their boughs sighing. The path swelled upward, a slow heave, a subtle beckoning, all the while treading upon a road of gold: fallen leaves beaten flat as though by elven hands, paving our ascent to the summit.

Time, that ever-reluctant companion, betrayed us. 0615 rang out across the ridge though our loop remained unsealed. Yet YHC called the ruck to a halt where we stood. Numbers and names recited, announcements spoken, and petitions lifted skyward like sparks from a campfire.

Down the final slope, through the thinning trees and the reluctant dawn light, we made our return to the mortal trappings where the humming sound of automobiles ferrying commuters to their various destinations steadily increased. We sealed our brotherhood with the sacred draught: Sooie Brewie, the steaming elixir that stirs the bones awake.

But let it not be forgotten—
On the trail, as though summoned from forgotten legend, stood a buck, proud and unmoved, bearing eight points upon his antlered crown. A sentry of the forest realm. A sign, perhaps, or a silent benediction upon our wandering fellowship.

MOLESKINE:
Our quote for the trek:
“A hunted man sometimes wearies of distrust and longs for friendship.”
So spake Aragorn son of Arathorn, chieftain of the Dúnedain, ranger of the North.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Siri is leading a 0600 beatdown on 11/15 at the Percy Warner stairs.

COT:
‘Twas good to welcome back Half Lyfe to the gloom and hear him recount the various trials he endured during The Struggle!

Multiples of 20

AO: the-knoll
Q: Derby
PAX: Wolfpack, Juicy J (JBowman), El Capitan, Pebbles, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, The Banker, Piglet, AAA, Wipe Out, Lady Liberty, morning stār, Gold Digger, Legos, Bumblebee (2.0), Link (2.0), Churchill (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
CONDITIONS: Cool and Starry

WARMUP: SSH, BACs, BACBACs, Moroccan Night Clubs, Willie Mayes Hayes, PE Stretch

THE THANG: Partnered up at the playground

Mosey to the 20/40/60/80/100 turnaround points w/ burpees at each to remember them then back to playground.

Partner’s work together to complete combined 20 Merkins, 20 WWII’s and 20 Squats then run to the “20” turnaround point for 2 burpees. Next 40 of each exercise then run to “40” turnaround point for 4 burpees. Then 60, 80, 100. Early finishers start back at 20.

Ended w/ 2:30 Plank

MOLESKINE: Recapped Tuesdays challenge encouraging PAX to schedule date with significant other. Today’s challenge was to find an opportunity to be vulnerable and share kind works/appreciation with their partner or someone close to them.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads this Saturday at 9:00 AM at Green Hills Park led by our very own @

COT: Prayed us out w/ focus on Mental/Physical Heath/Healing, Celebration of Marriage and Half Lyfe and the other men embarking on the Struggle tomorrow night.

Thank you for the opportunity to lead!

:horse_racing:

A slightly new Path

AO: the_eddy
Q: Stubs
PAX: Wolfpack, FLO, Stubs, Lady Liberty, Roadkill, Legos, Wipe Out
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: dark and chilly

WARMUP: N/A

THE THANG:
The blue trail up and then back down to left towards ensworth and back to parking lot on paved path.

MOLESKINE:
The future depends on what you do today.

Gandhi

ANNOUNCEMENTS: f3 dads workout this weekend, Tussle, Octoburpee continues….check slack for details on all

COT: prayers led by Lady Liberty. Coffeteria

Links Beatdown

AO: the-knoll
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Half Lyfe, Stubs, Derby, morning stār, AAA, Pebbles, Juicy J (JBowman), Squatter, Legos, Roadkill, Bumblebee (2.0), Link (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: Gloomy

WARMUP: SSH, WMH, BAC

THE THANG:
Thang 1
.8 mile mosey around neighborhood with stops for various exercises

Thang 2
DORA (Was it 100reps? 300? 200?)
Partner up and alternate running to backstop
– Merkins
– WWIIs
– Lunges

Thang 3
Infection tag!

MARY

MOLESKINE: “If you feel like you’re losing everything, remember, trees lose their leaves every year, yet they still stand tall and wait for the better days to come.” No worries if you’re losing leaves PAX, stand tall, stand strong, grow em back!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Chili Cook Off Oct. 19

COT: Silent self reflection for all prayers said and unsaid.

Thank you for giving Link a place to lead and for treating him like an adult and leader. It’s more impactful than you may realize. Appreciate you all!

Impossible is nothing.

AO: the_eddy
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Roadkill, Sooie, Stubs, Legos, Pitmaster, FLO, Dr. Seuss
FNGs: 1 Dr. Seuss
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: annnnnd it’s cold.

WARMUP: nope.

THE THANG: Ruck to the meadow then up to the blue trail.

MOLESKINE: welcome FNG Dr.Seuss to the group! Will we have a cat in a hat join us on a ruck sometime soon!?

Siri lots of good vibes from the Eddy WARNER PAX for the new baby!!!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tussle, Night Moves, Convergences.

COT: “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they’ve been given than to explore the power they have to change it.” Go make things happen for yourself guys, it’s your world. Impossible is nothing!

4 Stations for 4 Decades

AO: the-knoll
Q: Malibu
PAX: Legos, Derby, AAA, El Capitan, Half Lyfe, Lady Liberty, Malibu, morning stār, Pebbles, Étouffée, Wolfpack, Bumblebee, Link, Slapshot, Agent-Eh
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS:
Spectacular late summer morning. Starting to get dark and extra gloomy.

WARMUP:
Mosy to stop sign, SSH, Imperial walkers, slow Mericans and squats, stretching OYO

THE THANG:

4 stations: 3’ of work, 60sec of rest and rotate
1. burpees
2. lt dans
3. WWI/WWII/twists
4. Plank hold

Simple, and not easy.

MOLESKINE:
Life sometimes takes a while. Be patient, the best things take time, work, and a lot of love and service. It’s worth grinding out the work in the dark, and even more when you get to do it with others (esp in the gloom).

ANNOUNCEMENTS: hit me up if you’re interested in a Tussle team!

COT: we lifted up prayers of thanksgiving, for grace and strength to live our lives in service of others at home and work and in our community.

Rucking Legend

AO: the_eddy
Q: Sooie
PAX: Wolfpack, Siri, Choo Choo, FLO, Grape, Legos, Roadkill, Sooie, Stubs, Lady Liberty
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: *michael fassbender “Perfection” gif

WARMUP:
“let’s go ahead and do 20 burpees”
*silence
“j/k lol. Let’s get the ruck out of here!”
*relieved laughter

THE THANG:
Proverbs 24:5-6
A wise man is full of strength,
and a man of knowledge enhances his might,
for by wise guidance you can wage your war,
and in abundance of counselors there is victory.

A lovely 2.29 mile trek beginning on the blue trail and finishing on the old roadway loop. Excellent mumblechatter throughout. T-Claps to Roadkill ‘s rum buffer! No one lagged, no one lacked. The total trek went 5 past our 06:15 target.

I propose that we end promptly at 0615 wherever we’re at on the trail. We’ll all just walk back to our cars together.

MOLESKINE:
Reflected in Proverbs 24:5-6. Encouraged PAX to face their daily battles together.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP 50
30 mile ruck sometime/somewhere Choo Choo
Wolfpack / Siri in search of an architect to join their houses together via glass skywalk

COT:
Prayers requested and offered.

Detour Ahead

AO: the_eddy
Q: Stubs
PAX: Chunks, Lady Liberty, SalPal, Half Lyfe, Stubs, Pitmaster, Squatter, Legos, Sooie, Natural Ice, Gecko, Salami, Siri, Choo Choo, Grape, DintyMoore, Wolfpack, FLO
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
CONDITIONS: sticky

WARMUP: none

THE THANG: a slightly longer ruck than initially planned.

MOLESKINE: “Perhaps some detours aren’t detours at all. Perhaps they are actually THE Path” – Katherine Wolf

A fitting quote for the official kick off of the Eddy.
Much like life we encountered some detours this morning.

Thank to everyone who joined us today to officially launch The Eddy
Apologies for going 8 mins over.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 50 mile CSAUP coming up
F3 dads event in October
As always check slack

COT: prayers and coffee

Ten, 3 times

AO: the-knoll
Q: morning stār
PAX: Pebbles, Ex-Pat, Lady Liberty, morning stār, Sooie, Legos, Stubs, Sparrow, Bumble Bee (2.0 and Q)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: moist and foggy

WARMUP: SSH, low slow squats, willie mays hayes

THE THANG:
3 rounds of a 10 down ladder:
– merkins, dips, SSH
– squats, lunches, SSH
– crunches, leg raises

There was a mosie thrown in there and 5 burpies and group mary at the end with bear crawling (Bumble bee’s moleskin was “never bear crawl in that black stuff”)

MOLESKINE: very cool to see Bumble bee continue to practice his leadership.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack

COT: ended with prayer, and trust on 3.