The Knoll

Date: 2026-03-26 AO: The Knoll Q: Pebbles , PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Pebbles, AAA, Étouffée, Timber FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Cool and balmy
WARMUP: Side straddle hops Bacs Bac Bacs Don Quixotes Cherry Pickers Low slow squats 50 pushups for Half Lyfe
THE THANG: 11s on the hill Round 1: Carolina Dry Docks and Burpees Round 2: Iron Mikes and Lt. Dans
MOLESKINE: Lots of running – we covered 2 miles of hill running with hard leg work in between. My legs will be toast.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster BBQ The Struggle
COT: Stress is real. Don’t deny it. Check in with your brothers to see how they are doing.
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Stonewall 6 miler

Date: 2026-03-21 AO: Stonewall Q: Jason Callen (Deep Dish) , PAX: Juicy J, Floppy Disk, Down Under, Jason Callen (Deep Dish), Lights out, baggervance FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 6 miler to Negley and back to Sevier
MOLESKINE: Coffeeteria
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Prayers up!
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Eddy Pitmaster throwdown

Date: 2026-03-16 AO: The Eddy Q: Pitmaster , PAX: Legos, Juicy J, Pitmaster, Choo Choo, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Stubs, Motorola, FLO FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: chilly
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck- Edwin Warner
MOLESKINE: Word of wisdom from Pitmaster
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster cookout of course!
COT: Prayers up
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Piglet Beatdown

Date: 2026-03-19 AO: The Knoll Q: Piglet , PAX: Piglet, Roadkill, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: excellent
WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles, backpacks, various stretches
THE THANG: Cone 1 – burpees, run to Cone 2- Abs – repeat process until death. Mixed in mike tysons, merkins, and burpees. Solid classic beatdown
MOLESKINE: Piglet’s words of wisdom
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads and Pitmaster cookout
COT: Prayers up
PLAYLIST: Roadkill’s flatulating sounds

Malibu’s Ruck-aroni around the ‘hood

Date: 2026-03-17 AO: The Knoll Q: Malibu , PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Stubs, Étouffée, Malibu FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles
THE THANG: 3 Mile Ruck around the neighborhoods
MOLESKINE: Malibu’s words of wisdom
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads and Pitmaster cookout!
COT: Prayers up for friends and family and all the wars going on
PLAYLIST: none needed

Pebbles Beatdown

Date: 2026-03-24 AO: The Knoll Q: Pebbles , PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Pebbles, AAA, Étouffée FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: 50 ish
WARMUP: side straddle hops, various stretches
THE THANG: Rotating merkins, pullups, abs, dips, lunges. Rotate based on group run up to the fire hydrant.
MOLESKINE: Pebble’s words of wisdom – Check up on your friends. Lots of folks struggling right now.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads – check slack
COT: Prayers up!
PLAYLIST: rock ‘n roll, alternative rock, and some Creed!

[The Eddy] Eddy Sunday Ruck

Date: 2026-03-22 AO: The Eddy Q: Juicy J , PAX: Roadkill, Stubs, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: great
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck Edwin Warner
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Snake Stories galore!
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Cheeks Style!

Date: 2026-03-20 AO: pain-train Q: Derby , FLO PAX: Juicy J, Shakira FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
EARLY BIRDS: 11’s of Merkins and Dead Lifts
WARMUP: SSH, BACs, BACBACs, WMH
THE THANG: Tour De Bellevue! -5 SB Burpees to Kick off the Journey -Working thru the Church Parking Lot. Exercises rotated for each line crossed: 10 SB Rows, 10 SB Curls, 10 SB Squats -10 Hero Burpees at the 9 Ball Court -20 Dips and 20 Merkins at the Break Tables -Tennis Court Broad Jump Burpees: 10 Merkins and 10 WWII’s between each court. (60 of each) -Going to School: 20 Decline Merkins, 20 Dips, 30 Step Ups -Fire House Salute: 10 SB Burpees to Pay our Respects -Back to Church Parking Lot for Exercises at each line: 30 WWIs, 30 Flutter Kicks (2 is 1) and 10 SB Row Shrugs
MOLESKINE: Encouraged PAX to look at their calendar and mark up a Vacation Day to recharge and feed their soul. I took yesterday off to go fishing with a good friend and had no idea how much I needed it. Just one day put me back on solid ground.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: March 24th Holy Smokers w/ Wolfpack. Merkin Madness. Check Slack for others.
COT: Prayed us out
PLAYLIST: Brainstorming Cheeks new name!
Have an excellent weekend fam!
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1030-40

Date: 2026-03-18 AO: insane_train Q: Shakira , PAX: Derby, El Capitan, Juicy J, Santana FNGs: 1 Santana COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Chilly at the end but warm and sweaty by the end.
WARMUP: Arm circles, chess press, slow merkins, willie mays hayes
THE THANG:
Early bird special: 5 laps w/10 sandbag curls, burpees, and presses.
10 Lunges w/sandbag 20 Sandbag Gorillas (swing up and down) 30 Chest presses w/sandbag 40 WW2s with Sandbag 30 Chest presses w/sandbag 20 Sandbag Gorillas (swing up and down) 10 Lunges w/sandbag
Sandbag Bucket Brigade: Keep the sandbag in the air. Derby dropped the bag to gift us all 10 burpees.
Storks stands with bag: grab bag balance on one foot (1 minute each foot)
10 Plank hands up/down (pull thrus w/bag) 20 Pitchfork movement with sandbag (10 left, 10 right) 30 Squats with bag 40 Lift bag overhead from shoulder to shoulder 30 Squats with bag 20 Pitchfork movement with sandbag (10 left, 10 right) 10 Plank hands up/down (pull thrus w/bag)
American hammers and pull throughs in a circle: Passed the bag around while exercising. After each rotation, a set of 20 pushups.
MOLESKINE: “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1. In times of trouble, look towards the people God has placed in your life who can help you.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers coming up at Wolfpack’s
COT: Prayers for patience in parenting and strength to support spouses by listening to them. Also, prayer for all those affected by war.
Merkin Madness: 180 pushups completed during the workout

Sunday 5 mi Ruck / Hike

Date: 2026-03-15 AO: the_eddy Q: Juicy J PAX: FLO, Roadkill, Stubs, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: breezy & chill
WARMUP: left glute stretch
THE THANG: 5 mi ruck @ Burch Trail
MOLESKINE: Indians & 30A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Flo not pictured runs off to church
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