[Pain Train] The Three Pillars of Good Tabletop Roleplaying Games

Date: 2026-08-28 AO: Pain Train Q: SalPal , PAX: Juicy J, Cherry Maguire, SalPal, Boulder FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Yes
WARMUP: Grab Coupons
THE THANG:
The three pillars of Tabletop RPGs:
1. Exploration – Travel-based group DORA 2. Interaction – Thunderstruck + Burpee Blackjack (s/o to Pole Dancer for inventing, it’s going to be my new staple). 3. Combat – AMRAP Burpees + Lt Dans, Suicides
MARY: 10 Buyout WWIs
MOLESKINE: Be excellent
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack, westside-wednesday, 1stf, 2ndf, -f3-nashville-general
COT: Nepal, personal intentions
PLAYLIST: BG3 Official Soundtrack, ACDC

The Knoll

Date: 2026-08-18 AO: The Knoll Q: Juicy J , PAX: Juicy J, The Banker, Étouffée, Pebbles, AAA, Papa Bear II FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: solid
WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, backpacks, imperial walkers, less less squats, Merkens, Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: three rounds of mailbox Malay. First round was a full team effort with rotating exercises at each mailbox, Burpee‘s, Merkens, World War II’s. Round two we did teams of two, jump squats, hand release Merkins, World War™ ones Around three was individual competition with diamond push-ups and American hammers. Étouffée and Pebbles as the champs.
MARY: two rounds of rotating ab exercise workouts
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: westside-wednesday for our monthly Bellevue family hang, get ready for September!
COT: prayers up for all spoken and unspoken prayer requests
PLAYLIST: crows and angry neighbors

Sunday Eddy Ruck Ruck

Date: 2026-08-16 AO: Sunday Eddy Ruck Q: Juicy J , PAX: Juicy J, Roadkill, Stubs, Dangle FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Moist
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 5 mile ruck and great conversation from the master of residential zoning permits, ours truly Roadkill
MARY:
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COT: fist bump
PLAYLIST: song sparrows

[After Hours] After Hours Bootcamp

Date: 2026-08-11 AO: After Hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Juicy J, Flipper, Choo Choo, Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Warm and wonderful. WARMUP: 20 SSHs IC 20 IWs IC 20 WMs IC 10 Daisy Pickers IC THE THANG:
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Sunday Eddy Ruck Ruck

Date: 2026-08-09 AO: Sunday Eddy Ruck Q: Juicy J , PAX: Chains (Ryan Johnson), Roadkill, Juicy J, Dangle FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
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The Knoll

Date: 2026-08-06 AO: The Knoll Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: Pebbles, Juicy J, Half Lyfe FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Cool, clear skies, foggy knoll, fresh cut hay field.
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Wind Mills, WMH, Mosey
THE THANG: Thang 1 Farmers carry 25# per hand incorporate forward and backward wrist curls while walking to street and back. (Timer) Pull Ups/Hangs Maul wrist rotations switch hands half way. Swing rows Sand Bag wrist curls on bench palms up switch to palms down halfway. Merkins Dips Repeat
Thang 2 AMRAP – Legs Lt Dans – 10 Jump Ups 20 (2=1) Iron Mikes 30 Run to fire hydrant and back.
MARY: 100 Heel Taps, 80 Flutter Kicks, 100 Mountain Climbers.
MOLESKINE: Parents came to visit a few weeks ago. My Dad had to ask me to open something for him. Tough to see that transition from Dad strength to son strength. Grip strength is important as you age. So incorporated some forearm exercises into this one. Better to start early then late.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tailgate next Wed! Riverwalk Aug 29 (Sat) 6am unofficial F3 kickoff.
COT: count off, name-o-rama, prayers for mental health, school starting, Juicy’s sister family as they bring new life into this world, for Morningstars heart health.
PLAYLIST: 90’s various.

Yes Derby This is Still One of the Toughest Spots in Nashville

Date: 2026-08-05 AO: Insane Train Q: SalPal , PAX: Wolfpack, Derby, Siri, Juicy J, El Capitan, Roadkill, SalPal, ARRRG!!!, Bulldog FNGs: 2 ARRRG!!!, Bulldog COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Ripe with promise.
WARMUP: SSH with review of F3 + 5 Core Principles. Flower Routine with Weighted Squats, Merkins, Leg Lifts.
THE THANG: DORA!!!! 50 pull-ups, 100 50Blockies/Sandbag Burpees, 150 100 Amish Wobbles (Lt. Dan’s with a coupon), 200 150 Swings, 250 Thrusters until the 6 came back.
MARY: Assorted.
MOLESKINE: Modify as necessary!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Wednesday Westside Meetup, 1000 FNGs, patches for milestones courtesy of Dilbert, events inbound, as always please check slack. T-Claps to our FNGs, and for Derby EH’ing.
COT: Births, deaths, and the lives that fall in between.
PLAYLIST: GREEN SALLY UP, GREEN SALLY DOWN + assorted classic rock hits

Handsomizer

Date: 2026-07-31 AO: Handsomizer Q: Juicy J , Black Lung PAX: bluemule, Chunks, Vector, Squatter, Cuban Missile, Spinal Tap, Dangle, Old Maid, Right Said, Juicy J, DintyMoore, Pep, Black Lung, Tim the Toolman, Salami FNGs: None COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: beaut
WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, backpacks, hillbillies, imperial walkers, Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: Black Lung lead a nice first half beat down which included running up and down the steps playing a game of 11’s. These included jump squats and merkins.
Juicy J lead the second half beat down which included Dora Dora. We did 200 jump squats, 100 Merkins, 100 World War II’s, and 50 Burpee’s while the Partner ran a lap around the track. It was so much fun listening to Pep complain
MARY:
MOLESKINE: money can’t buy a fit body!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bellevue Hang August 12. Ping Juicy J for detes. CSAUP postponed
COT: prayers up!!
PLAYLIST: Black Lung : solid grunge and classic rock. Juicy J : obviously had the better playlist with Nickelback and Creed

The Knoll

Date: 2026-08-04 AO: The Knoll Q: Juicy J , PAX: AAA, Pebbles, Juicy J, morning stār, Sooie, Sparrow, Bumblebee 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: moist
WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, hillbillies, Willie May Hayes, imperial walkers.
THE THANG: approximate 1 mile loop around the neighborhood doing Chinese butt kicks and karaoke
Dora Dora. 100 hand release Merkins, 100 World War II’s, 200 jump squats, 50 Burpee’s, Partner runs to the stop sign and back as timer
MARY: circle of ab beat downs led by the whole pax
MOLESKINE: little parlay action from the last moleskin about how comparison is the thief of joy. There is nepotism and generational wealth everywhere, nothing wrong with that, take it if you can get it, but that is why you never compare your lives to others, everyone has a different set of circumstances and may be ahead so to speak for various reasons.
Live your own best life and not worry about others and how they may be further ahead than you are.
Got me thinking about how money can buy a lot of things, it can get the wealthy out of trouble, the corrupt out of court, but one thing Money can’t buy is a fit and healthy body. That takes discipline and hard work and no one can buy themselves fitness. Takes time and effort and discipline.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: BELLEVUE HANG AUGUST 12 . 530-730tailgate brewery
COT: prayers for MorningStar and peace at the house with Home appliance issues, prayers for my sister giving birth for the first time and patience and healing
PLAYLIST: Lindsey Stirling