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The Knoll

Date: 2026-06-04 AO: The Knoll Q: Pebbles , PAX: Pebbles, The Banker, Étouffée, Sooie, Malibu, Juicy J, Samwise, Bumblebee, Bear Grylls FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Coolish, dewy
WARMUP: SSH Bacs Bac Bacs Windmills Slow Squats Slow Merkins Run to stop sign
THE THANG: 3 rounds of 11
Merkins/Squats MOT Bear Crawls Mike Tysons/Carolina Dry Docks MOT Duck Walk Squats/Jump Squats MOT Burpee Broad Jumps
MARY: None
MOLESKINE:
the MOT was a burner in this workout. Fantastic work everyone.
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Where is the Q?

Date: 2026-06-03 AO: Insane Train Q: Puzzlah , PAX: Puzzlah, Shakira, Derby, Juicy J, El Capitan, Choo Choo FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: crisp
WARMUP: SSH x 40 Calves and hips stretch Last man up to the parking lot Everyone else was toasty from the pre-party so took it easy
THE THANG: Cones 40ish yards apart
Partner up Partner 1 sprints to cones and back Partner 2 does bear complexes until return (clean, thruster, back squat, push press)
20 total sprints
Partner A Overhead carry to cones, drop and sprint back Partner B Rotate through 40 flutters, 40 WWIs, and 40 bag press
12 total sprints
Everyone together 5 burpee buy in, sprint down and back x 3 3 burpee buy in, sprint down and back x 2 1 burpee buy in, sprint down and back x 1 Sprint down and back x 2
8 total sprints
MARY: 40 American Hammers
MOLESKINE: Ya Q had an emergency run and missed most of round 2. These guys powered through. Two lessons there: 1) plans are just plans. 2) surround yourself with people that make you better and pick you up
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PLAYLIST: Irish resistance music https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6sOwNSKHtcNfAcnjUKqaIw?si=yorDpHQMQT2-QJGHiJnqig&pi=p57v7iA8RSG6f
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The Knoll

Date: 2026-06-02 AO: The Knoll Q: Juicy J , PAX: Pebbles, Half Lyfe, Shakira, Siri, Juicy J, morning stār, Bumblebee 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: perfecto – little wet
WARMUP: Running around the hood, high knees, butt kicks, sidewinders
THE THANG: Jump Squat Ball Toss Competition- double jump squats, toss, step back, repeat. See who can go the farthest away. Half Lyfe and Pebbles won the most rounds. although morning stār had the best moment- literally a full extension dive and catch
WW2 Partner Toss Competition: See how many you could do with a 3 minute timer, then 2 minute timer. Pebbles and Half Lyfe win again!
Dora Dora
Merry of Abs
WINNERS got a fresh F3 Sticker and organic chocolate peanut butter balls.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: “Comparison is the thief of Joy” – so how about we just stop comparing (ie social media, etc)? Here’s why…
Generational Wealth: Baby Boomers and the Silent Generation will transfer $84.4 trillion in assets by 2045. The top 1.5% of households control 42% of that transfer. Friend of yours always driving the nicer car, bigger house, or better school? Generational wealth is everywhere. So don’t compare…
Nepotism: 9 in 10 people have personally witnessed nepotism influence a hiring decision. 40% of U.S. workers have been hired at a company where a relative already worked. Only 1 in 5 employees believes their workplace is completely free of nepotism. Feel like you’re always smarter than your boss or the execs are doing “better” than you? Well Nepotism is EVERYWHERE. Don’t compare…
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Spring Fling coming up. Date TBD.
COT: Prayers up for Squatter, Half Lyfe family situation, and all those unspoken :pray:
PLAYLIST: Yellowcard
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Atlantis

Date: 2026-05-28 AO: Atlantis Q: DintyMoore , PAX: DintyMoore, SalPal, porcelain, Juicy J, Pole Dancer, Cheesehead, Subway FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Balmy
WARMUP: Lap and Stretches
Birthdate Challenge – hit all 8 dates 0 1-minute plank 1 10 merkins 2 20 air squats 3 30 SSHs 4 20 Lunges 5 15 burpees 6 20 merkin shoulder taps 7 30 calf raises 8 20 mountain climbers 9 1-minute wall sit
THE THANG: Partner AMRAP 100 m sprint 5 burpees 20 sit-ups 15 pushups 100 m sprint
Partner completed series of core exercises
MARY: Soccer Challenge – goal between arms in plank position = 5 burpees and 100m sprint
MOLESKINE: Push each other to know each other, it’s more than a workout group.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Struggle, Summer Slam, Fall CSAUP 50 mile relay, etc.
COT: prayers for Squatter and family
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0bybNxEFZvzMuwrvMJx0gL?si=dJ-GbMhCS524enrLUJJFDQ&pi=cZ6L80vSTHCJj
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[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-05-29 AO: Pain Train Q: Squatter , PAX: FLO, El Capitan, Pebbles, Juicy J, Derby, Lady Liberty, Siri, Pitmaster, Squatter, Floppy Fish FNGs: 1 Floppy Fish COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Clear, purdy nice
WARMUP: SSH IW BAC Stretching Mosey while explaining the thang
THE THANG: Run the loop. Along the way do these exercises; 25 Merkins 20 Lieutenant Dans 5 Burpees 5 Pull-ups End loop with sandbag murder bunnies up to 1st pavilion, leave sandbag and return with burpee broad jumps Rinse-Repeat
MARY: Flutter kicks American hammers Up and Outs
MOLESKINE: Gave update on cancer healing journey for my M
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: Ended with prayer and coffee
PLAYLIST: None
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Titan

Date: 2026-05-27 AO: Titan Q: Juicy J , PAX: DintyMoore, Pep, bluemule, Juicy J, Natural Ice, Big Red, Spinal Tap, The Merchant, Chunks, Squatter, Makita (Anderson Fader), CubCadet, Reddish (Fairview) FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: humid as the Amazon
WARMUP: Mosey around the park. Wake up the sleeping friends of the park, side straddle hops, night clubs renamed to Imperial walkers (Chunks fault), low slow squats, Willie may Hayes, arm circles and backpacks.
THE THANG: Partner TOSS Competition. 3 rounds. Non stop squats. Step back w partner. See who can last the longest. Side straddle hops when eliminated. DintyMoore and CubCadet champs.
PARTNER RACE 3 rounds. down the park w bouncy ball. Toss ball far as you can. Sprint. Burpee. Rinse and Repeat. DintyMoore, Squatter bluemule Spinal Tap Natural Ice and many other winners.
Circle of Doom Abs to Finish.
All winners got fresh new F3 Stickers. DintyMoore was the total points champ overall and won a gourmet coffee package.
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Summer Fling coming up
COT: pray for our brother Squatter wife and family. Give them strength and healing. Pray for The Merchant divorce settlement Pray for Tim the Toolman Aunt passed
PLAYLIST: Nickelback and Creed and Alien music
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The Knoll

Date: 2026-05-26 AO: The Knoll Q: Sooie , PAX: Roadkill, Juicy J, Papa Bear, Sooie, Chains (Ryan Johnson), morning stār, Bumblebee (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: The heaven’s showered tears of mirth upon our gathering and the temperature was just warm enough to keep us from becoming hypothermic.
WARMUP: – Head rotations OYO – Shoulder rotations OYO – BAC 16x – BBAC 16x – Don Quixote 6x – Motivators from 5 – Slow squats (so Chains (Ryan Johnson) could join us before we proceeded to the main event)
THE THANG: BUILD-A-BURPEE 5 Cones, spaced 10 yards apart. Home cone = Burpee Assembly Station Cone 1: Squat Cone 2: Groiner Cone 3: Merkin Cone 4: Jump Squat
PAX lined up in a queue (line) and took their turn in the burpee building event. Run to cone, perform exercise at cone, run back, add it to the burpee assembly. We descended a ladder of reps from 5 amidst much rain and much mumblechatter.
MOLESKINE: Reflected on personal meditations from Pslam 107.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Summer Bash TBD
COT: Prayers lifted. PLAYLIST: pitter, patter of rain on Roadkill’s hood.
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The Eddy

Date: 2026-05-25 AO: The Eddy Q: Stubs , PAX: Juicy J, FLO, Stubs, Shakira FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Swampy WARMUP:
THE THANG: steady Eddy
MARY:
MOLESKINE: “Never was so much owed by so many to so few.” – Winston Churchill
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COT: silent prayer
PLAYLIST: the sound of birds
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The Knoll

Date: 2026-05-21 AO: The Knoll Q: AAA , PAX: AAA, Pebbles, Étouffée, The Banker, Malibu, Juicy J, G-string, Timber FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: warm
WARMUP:jumping jacks -slow squat -slow merkin -baby arm circles -jog stop sign and back
THE THANG: 100 pull ups 100 push ups 100 sit ups 100 squats Partner runs to stop sign and back, alternate exercise until each partner does 100 of each
1 minute squat jumps 1 minute dry dock 1 minute iron Mike 1 minute bench Merkin
MARY: leg raises, American hammers, flutter kicks
MOLESKINE: Grattitude, take a moment of silence to think of a few things we were grateful for.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: spring fling this weekend
COT: prayers for squatters wife, G in his job transition,
PLAYLIST: classic rock
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The Eddy

Date: 2026-05-11 AO: The Eddy Q: Roadkill , PAX: Juicy J, FLO, Choo Choo, Stubs, Motorola, Splash, Roadkill FNGs: COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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