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Insane Train

Date: 2026-07-08 AO: Insane Train Q: Natural Ice , PAX: Choo Choo, Half Lyfe, FLO, Natural Ice, Juicy J, Sooie, Roadkill, Splash, Derby FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: 70F – Perfect!
WARMUP: SSH – Dodging Cars – Imperial Walkers – Stratchen
THE THANG: – Cant Run with a Bum Leg –
20 Stations (50 sec work / 10 sec transition) Run it twice (40 minutes total) 1. Around the World – Pick Up Shoulder to Shoulder 2. World War I Sit-ups 3. Sandbag Goblet Squats 4. Side Straddle Hops 5. Sandbag Bench Press 6. Flutter Kicks 7. Sandbag Bent-Over Rows 8. Mountain Climbers 9. Sandbag Curls 10. Forearm Plank 11. Sandbag shoulder to over head press 12. Russian Twists 13. Merkins 14. Toe Taps on the Sandbag 15. Sandbag Triceps Extensions 16. Bicycle Crunches 17. Plank Shoulder Taps 18. Around the World – Pick Up Shoulder to Shoulder 19. Hand Release Merkins 20. Side Straddle Hops (empty the tank)
MOLESKINE: Do Hard Things! – Except when your Dr and Your Physical Trainer tell you not too.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers this Thursday at Hair Band – YHC will be passing the Torch this Saturday at the Percy Warner Convergence 6 am stair fun time.
Big long stupid run/relay in August
COT: Praying for the PAX
PLAYLIST: recycled this old one https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6oxbeNXMdnBn0i24KrnRLK?si=a9fc45cd23054554
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[The Castle] The Castle – Freedom 250 (or 300)

Date: 2026-07-04 AO: The Castle Q: hambone , PAX: Flipper, Pep, Juicy J, hambone, Fabuloso, Horizon, Makita (Anderson Fader) FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Summer Gloom–hazy, muggy, daunting. Horizon showed up guns-out, and Pep made a comment about him being good-looking or something #truthnugget
WARMUP: run. stop. warm-o-rama. I’m proud to announce that Juicy J did his first Hillbilly’s ever; I’m proud to spread North Country culture. Flipper had objections, though unstated, about 50 squats being “a warmup exercise”.
THE THANG: Dora-focused. Team up. 100 push ups, 200 squats, 300 sit ups. Run about .35 miles in between. Makita (Anderson Fader) started out with blazing speed, but I think the chatter with Juicy J slowed him down. If Mak ever shows up to coffee, we’ll help him with that stamina.
MARY: Finish with SITUPS. YHC gave the crew a warning to take a break, and Fabuloso kindly thanked YHC for such a proper warning before we closed out with some Mary. Pep said “WhUt’S tHE PoiNT? We’RE jUSt guNna gO uNtIL tIMe!” and in fact we did not. But we did bang out 50.
COT / MOLESKIN: Freedom isn’t free. We thank God for the small opportunity that we have to get a shot to live free. Rent is due everyday, and it starts with our health and fitness. May there be 250 more years for our country.
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Parking Lot Party + Burpee Boules

Date: 2026-07-01 AO: Insane Train Q: El Capitan , PAX: El Capitan, Chains (Ryan Johnson), Derby, Juicy J, Half Lyfe FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
balmy & full of birdsong (Juicy J collected some new birds on his Merlin app)
WARMUP:
Climb Routine Good mornings Bacs & BacBacs Overhead presses 
THE THANG:
Parking Lot Stations – 5 sand bag stations set up down the parking lot
1. 80 lb. Deadlift 2. Rows 3. Shoulder Bag Reverse Lunge (2-3 per side, switch shoulders 4. Front Loaded Good Morning
One Pax bear-hug carries a sandbag from one end of parking lot to the other & back.
Rotate when runner returns.
The Thang 2: 
Burpee Bocce! (“Boules” in French)
Divide into two teams for Bocce – One player from each team goes head-to-head in round of bocce (4-ball) – The other players perform squats while watching. – Whichever team has best ball performs imperial walkers while losing team does 5 burpees. – Change players & begin again (winning team tosses the little white ball to start).
MOLESKINE:
As we celebrate 250 years this Saturday, let us remember what a blessing it is to be an American. My mom, an immigrant from France, reminds me of this all the time. We don’t know how good we have it. If you know anyone who is a first or second generation American, ask them what America means to them. And give thanks & celebrate our freedom this weekend!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
leanpax coming up on Monday!
COT:
Prayers lifted for Squatter, PAX traveling, and for safety this weekend.
Track Slop :coffee: brought to you by Derby enjoyed.
Grateful for y’all! :el-capitan:
PLAYLIST:
Red Hot Chili Peppers essentials
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Eddy Adventures

Date: 2026-06-21 AO: The Eddy Q: Juicy J , PAX: Chains (Ryan Johnson), Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: solid
WARMUP: getting out of the car
THE THANG: 3 mile Edwin Warner jaunt
MARY:
MOLESKINE: we learned that Beyoncé likes to haggle her outfits
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: deer mating
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Atlantis

Date: 2026-06-18 AO: Atlantis Q: Juicy J , PAX: Cheesehead, SalPal, Pole Dancer, Subway, Juicy J, Puzzlah, sooner FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: humid as ballz
WARMUP: soccer warmups
THE THANG: 4v4 EPIC soccer match FIFA style. Two goalie blunders by Juicy J and ripped hamstring. Several sniper goals
Team Juicy wins 5-3. Thanks to a semi FNG all star appearance. Puzzlah Pole Dancer and Shredder? Wins new F3 stickers.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: intentional ministry and helping others. It’s good to have a variety of mission opportunities in your life. It’s easy to stay in your circles and help your affluent friends and neighbors who are already close to you and honestly, it probably isn’t making a massive delta or a change in their life.
A challenge to each of us to get out of your circles and help those that are truly hurting where you can actually make a massive positive difference. Lots of Nonprofits out there to find these opportunities if needed.
The needs are there, 100%. Just need to look. 5,000+ kids starve to death every day around the world. Donate to these ministries is an example. Less than $1 can feed a kid for a day. Look it up on Claude.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: summer LeanPax July 5th on the leanpax channel
COT: prayers up for Squatter and DintyMoore family at school. Prayers up for a family at SalPal church. And all other unspoken.
PLAYLIST: Yellowcard
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Insane Train

Date: 2026-06-17 AO: Insane Train Q: Juicy J , PAX: Juicy J, El Capitan, Derby, Wolfpack FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: fantastic and perfect sunrise
WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, backpacks, nightclubs, imperial walkers, Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: two exercise blocks, mode of Transportation in between is the new skippity hop line formation carrying sandbags.
Block 1. Bench press sandbags until fail, 20 World War II’s, run a lap with your sandbag repeat process for 15 minutes
Block 2. Suicide sprints up and down the tennis court. Three rounds, different lengths. Winners of each round: El Capitan, Juicy J, Wolfpack
Squat hand overhead press sandbags, five times, tennis court run, repeat process
MARY:
MOLESKINE: intentional ministry and helping others. It’s good to have a variety of mission opportunities in your life. It’s easy to stay in your circles and help your affluent friends and neighbors who are already close to you and honestly, it probably isn’t making a massive delta or a change in their life. A challenge to each of us to get out of your circles and help those that are truly hurting where you can actually make a massive positive difference. Lots of Nonprofit out there to find these opportunities.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: leanpax Channel for our July 5 launch date for Summer LeanPax, no processed food or sugars, alcohol optional, fun accountability with our friends right!? 1 month slow cheat days and prizes
COT: continued prayers for our brother Squatter and prayers for all of us Dads who need to be more patient with our Ms and 2.0s
PLAYLIST: forgot Bluetooth. Birds chirping
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The Knoll

Date: 2026-06-16 AO: The Knoll Q: morning stār , PAX: morning stār, Sparrow, Juicy J, Sooie, Half Lyfe, Pebbles, Bumble Bee (2.0), Tiger Claw (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: pleasant
WARMUP: mosey to the tree line, rope flow edu
THE THANG: partner up … – one partner: 3 step ups, 3 dips, 3 erkins – other partner rope flow – swap – anyone that gets hit by the ball runs 75% to the backstop and back (later we sent partners) – share gratitude as you rope flow
MARY: baby cat crawl
MOLESKINE: great to be in a place where I don’t have to put a mask/persona on
ANNOUNCEMENTS: summer lean pax, check slack
COT: encouraged PAX to lean into spaces (even if it’s solitude) where they can show up and be themselves
PLAYLIST: the birds
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[Pain Train] #PainTrain: Not Your Mom’s EMOM

Date: 2026-06-12 AO: Pain Train Q: El Capitan , PAX: Cheeks, Juicy J, Pebbles, FLO, Derby, Shakira, El Capitan FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: THICK
WARMUP:
Climbing Stretch Routine Willie Mays Hays + Bacs / BacBacs 15x
THE THANG:
Mosey to 9-Square Court
EMOM (5 sets per round) // Indigenous Sandbag Run (1 lap around track after each round) 
~10 count rest after each lap
Round 1 – 6 Burpee + Pull-Ups
Round 2 – 7 Perfect Merkins
Round 3 – 8 Mtn. Merkins (4x Mtn. Climber + wide merkin)
Round 4 – 7 Vegas Weddings (4x J-Lo’s + Diamond Merkin)
MOLESKINE:
Seek to serve your family and neighbors “quietly” – not keeping score or seeking attention. All for the good of others and God’s glory.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Shakira really wants to hit up #the-brig. And SalPal is scheduling a convergence there for 06/27. Who’s in?!
COT:
Prayers for Squatter’s wife and family. Prayers for travel mercies this weekend.
Thank you FLO for the delicious FloJoe:tm:
PLAYLIST: ‘00s Alternative + Rap Bangers
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The Knoll

Date: 2026-06-11 AO: The Knoll Q: Shakira , PAX: Sooie, Juicy J, Pebbles, Shakira, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Conditions: perfect weather filled with anticipation and excitement
Warm up: Warm up (jog increasing speed, side shuffle, high knees, butt kicks, open the gate, lung with twist)
Drills: Passing & dribbling
The THANG: World Cup Workout Trivia Time 90 minutes in a game = 90 hammers 45 minutes in a half = 45 partner ww2s 30 minutes Extra Time = 30 hammers 13 goals for messi = 13 skater squats 11 players on a team = 11 skater squats 5 shots in penalty shoot out = 5 skater squats
World cup game soccer format Every goal = 5 merkins 
Trivia Time pt. 2 World Cup 1994 = 94 american hammers  48 teams this year  = 48 skater squats US won bronze in 1930 = 30 skater ww2s
Bonus: Partners kick and chase the ball 1 minute plank to Shakira’s world cup hit “Waka Waka”
Moleskine: It’s easy to get stuck in our daily routine and forget that we live in a big world full of people very different than us. Take some time this week to celebrate how diverse the world is!
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Working off the Schnitzel…

Date: 2026-06-10 AO: Insane Train Q: Derby , PAX: Juicy J, Chains (Ryan Johnson), Shakira, Derby, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Steamy!
EARLY BIRDS: Ruckin’ Around the Park
WARMUP: BACs, BACBACs, WMH, Runners Stretch, 5 Merkins for Core Principles
THE THANG: Insane Train Half Murph
10 Pull Ups 20 Merkins 30 Sand Bag Squats 40 WWII’s .2 Mile Run w/ Sand Bag
PAX completed 5 sets of the above.
TClaps to Shakira for hammering out 6!
MARY: Closed out w/ Minute Plank for Roadkill
MOLESKINE: Summer workouts are incredibly challenging coming out of cooler months where you were able to “do more.” Remember heat drastically multiplies the intensity of any workout so keep your head up and stay on the grind.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Juicy J leanpax kicking off July 6th. Wolfpack working on the Summer Fling Date. Chunks 50 Mile Relay CSAUP.
COT: Prayers for our brother Squatter and his wife.
PLAYLIST: Stone Temple Pilots Pandora
Thank you for the opportunity to lead this morning!
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