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Green Machine

Date: 2026-09-10 AO: Green Machine Q: Roadrash (Casey Greene) , PAX: Pep, Betty Ford, Shania, Roadrash (Casey Greene), moneyshot, Gutterball, Cowboy, Esposa, Farva, Raven FNGs: 1 Raven COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Amazing
WARMUP:Side straddle hop Windmills Cotton pickers Plank jacks Monkey humpers
THE THANG: Dora 123 One pax sprints to endzone and jogs back. The other pax does reps. The count keeps going until as a team they’ve done 100 merkins, 150 BB Sit Ups, 200 squats, and 300 lbc’s
Happy Birthday Farva! 20 burpees
Lastly, 11s on the hill (Carolina Dry Dock – Lunges)
MARY: 6 in for the last min
MOLESKINE: First Q = success. Goals = Peer Pressure FNG’s to return.
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COT: Squatter
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1E4k6iGhKs7UcC?si=y_cL-hcTRv60jII-_wWlyw&utm_source=copy-link&pi=2-4WU_D6QLG8h
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Detention

Date: 2026-09-07 AO: Detention Q: Fortran , PAX: Tinkertoy, Fortran, Esposa, Andrew McDermott FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
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THE THANG: Murph
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PLAYLIST: Linkin Park – Meteora
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Green Machine – The Hand as Delt

Date: 2026-09-03 AO: Green Machine Q: Cowboy , PAX: Pep, Cowboy, moneyshot, Pepsi, Black Lung, Betty Ford, Esposa, Road Rash, Snooze, FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Hot, Just Hot. Beautiful Sunrise Mosey to 50 yard line and circle up WARMUP: SSH, Big Arm Circles, Michael Phelps, Good Mornings, Don Quixote, Prone Stretches
THE THANG: At the Goal Line a deck of cards called our workout. Each round we turned a card from the stack. The Suit called the exercise and the Number of the card called the Reps
♦ Diamonds = Merkins ♣ Clubs = Lunges ♥ Hearts = Mountain Climbers (4-ct) ♠ Spades = Big Boy Sit-ups – Number cards = reps as shown; + 10 yard line – Jack/Queen/King = 15; + 20 yard line – Ace = 25; + 50 yard line – Joker = 25 Burpees + Full field mosey
Per suit breakdown: – Number cards = 54 reps – Jack, Queen, King: = 45 reps – Ace: 25 reps – Total per suit = 124 reps – Mountain Climbers were 4 count =496 Totals for the full deck: Exercise Suit Total Reps Merkins ♦ Diamonds 124 Lunges ♣ Clubs 124 Mountain Climbers (4-ct) ♥ Hearts 496 Big Boy Sit-ups ♠ Spades 124 Burpees Jokers (×2) 50Grand total: = 918 reps across the workout . BUT we didn’t quite finish the deck. We had 2 aces left and at least 3 face cards. So about 95 reps left on the table.
Adjusted grand total: 823 reps completed
PLAYLIST: Cowboys 8 Track Mashup, sort of.
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Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-08-28 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Esposa , PAX: Fortran, Pedialyte, EZ-Go, Esposa FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
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MOLESKINE: Esposa, update at your leisure…
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Detention

Date: 2026-08-24 AO: Detention Q: Focker , PAX: Fortran, Winona, Tinkertoy, Focker, Topanga (Scott), Matador, Pedialyte, Esposa, My Pleasure FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: scrub weather
WARMUP: pre op area and consent (typical stretches)
THE THANG: Vitals x5 minutes 5 burpees 10 squats 15 merkins 20 crunches Repeat
Rolling to OR! Blacktop 12 kick throughs 10 merkins 10 squats Sprint Decrease reps by 2 until done
Off to surgery 10 minutes 5 pull ups 10 lunges 15 ww1
Rolling to PACU! Off to bus hill Bernie then bear crawl
MARY: recovery and PT
MOLESKINE: good stories and talk from all.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: be honest with yourself and God. Only way to get better
PLAYLIST: good stuff
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Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-08-25 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Focker , PAX: Top Loader, Pep, Betty Ford, Focker, DrRupp, Purple Tiger, sooner, Toothless, Cowboy, Esposa, Old Maid FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: scrub weather!
WARMUP: getting consent and into the Pre-op holding
THE THANG: Vitals x5 minutes 5 burpees 10 squats 15 merkins 20 crunches Repeat
Rolling to OR and Anasthesia 10 kick throughs 10 merkins 10 squats Lap Decrease reps by 2 and repeat lap until done
Off to surgery 10 minutes 5 pull ups 10 lunges 15 ww1 Repeat
Rolling to PACU! Blacktop Bear crawls and Bernie
MARY: recovery room and PT
MOLESKINE: DrRupp with the wonderful OR insights and Toothless with the flashbacks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none really
COT: be honest with yourself and with God. Only way to get better
PLAYLIST: things Pep judged
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Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-08-21 AO: Cruel Hall Q: hambone , PAX: Matador, Fortran, Focker, Tinkertoy, Esposa, hambone, Forgotten Pax 1, Forgotten Pax 2 FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: not as asscrack hot as it has been
WARMUP: SSH, toy soldiers, good mornings, etc
THE THANG:
1. Don’t Drop the Bell (www.instagram.com/reel/DJHk2tovkL4/) 2. 165lb Tombstone Carry / 100 lb medicine ball carry–two teams, two different lanes, same amount of suck 3. Sandbag Carry with Tombstone Carry / 100lb medicine ball carry–throw in an 80 or 100lb sandbag for each team 4. Sandbag Toss 80 or 100 lbs–toss and then rotate.
MARY: 75 big boy sit ups
MOLESKINE: The bell never lies. The men of cruel hall answered the challenge. Esposa still recognizes my cannonball status.
COT: Continued prayers as we finish the week
PLAYLIST: I don’t know, it was random
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Detention

Date: 2026-08-10 AO: Detention Q: Matador , PAX: Tinkertoy, Focker, Matador, Andrew McDermott, Pedialyte, Esposa, Topanga (Scott), Fortran FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: warm but not terrible
WARMUP: GM, WMH, SSH, Broga -Indigenous Peoples Run: the Commemorative Accounts Receivable Loop
THE THANG: I. Welsh Dragon :flag-wales::dragon: -4 bear crawl steps -1 merkin -1 plank jack -1 shoulder tap (2 is 1) Then 4 bear crawls again, but now do 2 reps of everything, then 3 reps; see if you can get to 10 reps without failure
II. Pavilion sprints 10 burpees Sprint across pavilion and back 20 WWI – sprint 30 squats – sprint The PAX attempted to complete 5 rounds
III. Surprise, Welsh Dragon again! Yay! :flag-wales::dragon:
MARY: Jesus’ mom
MOLESKINE: love their journals and planners
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -The PAX and other community members rallied around Toothless and fam to support them while 2.0 Wally is in the hospital. Over $2,000 given! Thanks to Focker for leading the charge. -lots of other announcements, check slack
COT: -Prayers for Wally. Healing and protection. -prayers for Peabody’s brother who struggles. -prayers for many of our wives. New jobs, heavy responsibilities, overwhelm of admin chaos with the start of the school year. -May God give us an undercurrent of his peace amidst the busyness, and wisdom for when to say no.
PLAYLIST: classic 2001 album “Is This It” by The Strokes in its entirety. The PAX did not complain so I assume they loved it. They did complain about the second welsh dragon.
AOQ NOTE Honored to be your new AOQ :dancer: Looking forward to a grueling year of fitness and fellowship in the gloom
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Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-07-14 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Esposa , DintyMoore PAX: bluemule, DintyMoore, sooner, Pep, DrRupp, Betty Ford, Esposa FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: terrible knee injury
WARMUP: ESpoga
THE THANG: HIIt
MARY: some
MOLESKINE: VIVA La France
ANNOUNCEMENTS: MRI 1:20
COT: prayer for those on IR and Betty Ford M for being amazing for allowing us to have Betty Tuesday AMs
PLAYLIST: music
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Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-07-10 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Esposa , PAX: Esposa, Michael Freiburg, Winona, Cal Worthington, Donkey Hammer, Pedialyte, Fortran, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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