Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-06-12 AO: Cruel Hall Q: EZ-Go , PAX: EZ-Go, Fortran, Focker, Esposa, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
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Detention

Date: 2026-06-15 AO: Detention Q: Tinkertoy , PAX: Tinkertoy, Pedialyte, Esposa, Matador FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: 65* clear sky’s
WARMUP: jog, toy soldiers, hip opener, imperial walker, hillbillies, GMs, WMH, middle and side reach
THE THANG: Dora 1 lap while other works (150 reps) -Air squat -Dry dock -WW1 -Lunge (2 is 1)
FitnessGram Pacer Test
Cooldown stretch
MOLESKINE: Where is everyone on this fine day?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence 7/11
COT: Grateful for Matador’s move
PLAYLIST: Yacht Rock

Detention

Date: 2026-06-08 AO: Detention Q: Andrew McDermott , PAX: Esposa, Focker, Tinkertoy, Donkey Hammer, Fortran, Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott, Toto FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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A Taste of Colorado 🤠 🐎

Date: 2026-06-09 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Toothless , PAX: Esposa, Toothless, Pep, DrRupp, TheShield FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Rain threatened in the forecast but it was just gray and breezy, surprisingly dry actually on that manicured field!
WARMUP: A little broga followed by active warmup e.g. skips, shuffles, toy soldiers, etc.
THE THANG: A Taste of Colorado :face_with_cowboy_hat: :racehorse: Head to the field
Barrels Relay PAX run the barrel pattern one at a time. The waiting PAX perform static exercises AMRAP and cycle until all PAX have completed the barrel pattern. Incorrect pattern results in a time penalty. PAX must beat their group time each round to avoid a penalty.
Round 1 – Prisoner Squats Round 2 – Merkins Round 3 – WWI’s Round 4 – Hillbillies
Stampede Bear crawl sharks and minnows. Simple as that. 3 rounds.
Climbing Pikes Peak The Manitou Incline is a set of 2768 railroad tie steps gaining 2000ft of elevation in a mile. Let’s climb it. PAX perform 200 mountain climbers each, each side is half.
Quarter Horse Dash The namesake of the Quarter Horse, a primary stock and mountain horse breed, came from being the fastest at a quarter mile run. Three of four sides of the jogging track is exactly 1/4 of a mile. Run a lap with someone calling finish times. Continue to run laps and beat that time or your new time else be faced with AMRAP exercises for the remaining laps.
MARY: Dealers choice starting with 10 bucking broncos aka donkey kicks
MOLESKINE: Phew! I felt that one – maybe it was the humidity but there were several points that had me gassed. Barrels relay was a tremendous success with this group, with the time being improved upon every round from 1:51 down to a tie with the last round at exactly 1:41.05 for all PAX to complete the pattern. Stampede aka bear crawl sharks and minnows featured athletic feats and full football play calling, with Esposa having several diving tags and DrRupp and Toothless successfully running option and cross patterns to confuse the sharks for 3 rounds in a row as the remaining minnows. YHC cut down the 1/4 mile run after the first lap for time and energy bc if you can’t do it, don’t Q it! PAX still ran the field and back and kept it at a loping gate though. DrRupp topped things off with some wild yet controlled buckin’ broncos :muscle:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Check Slack, of course – Grow school this Saturday – 7/11 convergence with SLT handoff
COT: – Prayers for Pep, Toothless, TheShield
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5RpkZbLODArnaWvGQy9QZq?si=44c98aa88f094928
As always, it was an honor to lead men! Thanks for coming out! — Toothless :tooth:

Four corners and a dragon

Date: 2026-06-02 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Matador , PAX: Matador, Pep, Esposa, The Shield FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: coolish. Nice.
WARMUP: the usual. GMs, WMs, SSHs, skip, imperial walker, butt kicker
THE THANG: 4 Corners x 3 + 1 dragon
Four corners – station at each corner of the park. Run in between. 3 rotations. 1. Abs -15 Vups -15 crunchy frogs -15 box cutters
2. Arms -20 dry docks -20 merkins -20 dips
3. Legs – 30 squats -30 lunges -1 min wall sit
4. Burpees 10 burpees (x3)
Back to the p lot for a… Welsh dragon -bear crawl 4 steps -1 Merkin -1 plank jack -1 shoulder tap (2 is 1) -REPEAT and increase by one rep each time until you complete last round with 10 of each
MARY: short Mary
MOLESKINE: got to watch the sun rise on another day. God is faithful and consistent.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack July 6 something with SalPal CSAUP in August with Chunks
COT: -prayers for Sherpa ascending Cotopaxi this week. Fellowship and safety. -Prayers for Pep in a career transition. Trusting God and wise decisions. -Prayers for your Q closing on a house next week. Grateful for God’s provision.
PLAYLIST: assorted international dance vibes

ImpromptQ

Date: 2026-06-01 AO: Detention Q: Focker , PAX: Focker, EZ-Go, Pedialyte, Fortran, Michael Freiburg, Matador, Pepsi, Esposa FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: sticky and beautiful
WARMUP: various stretches, even through in some V-ups
THE THANG: made up on the spot. Partner up and to playground P-1 does rifle carry to top of sidewalk and back while P-2 does exercise and then switch Pull ups Monkey humpers Merkins Lunges Rows
Return blocks and to church lot 10–>1 descending burpee count at bottom with 10 ww1 at top.
MARY: none
MOLESKINE: no music since I didn’t have a speaker and my phone died. Otherwise good vibes!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: pray over and for our wives
PLAYLIST: nah

Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-05-29 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Swig , PAX: Swig, Esposa, Pedialyte, Wham-O, Matador, Sherpa, Pound Puppy, Jammer FNGs: 1 Jammer COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: balmy
WARMUP: ssh, good mornings, tempo squats , Indian run.
THE THANG: you go, I go – cumulative counts 200 reps ; 3 rounds.
MARY: planks
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COT: Sherpa – hiking Cotopaxi! Matador – home buying process!
PLAYLIST: Guardians of the Galaxy

Memorial Day/Birthday Murph

Date: 2026-05-25 AO: Detention Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Pep, Swig, Esposa, moneyshot, EZ-Go, My Pleasure, Pedialyte, Wham-O, Deep State, Pepsi, Matador, Sherpa FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Precipitation from below, not above
WARMUP: Get in the choppa!
THE THANG: The Murph:
– 1 mile run – 100 pull ups – 200 push ups – 300 air squats – 1 mile run
Just a good clean beatdown on a Memorial Day morn.
MARY: No time for sissy stuff
MOLESKINE: www.crossfit.com/benchmark/murph
On my 42nd birthday, took the opportunity to share my gratitude for F3, our Pax, and the community we’re building here. Cheers!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Summer is here
COT: Summer is here
PLAYLIST: Kemp’s 42 Favorite Songs

2:1

Date: 2026-05-22 AO: Cruel Hall Q: tampalibra , PAX: EZ-Go, Esposa, tampalibra, Young and Restless, Pepsi, Sherpa, Trash Panda FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Moist
WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, Squats, LBAC, Air Press
THE THANG: All movements are 1:2 repeat up to 10:20. Run a lap after.
Merkins/block press 4 count flutters/block sit-up Curl/We’re not worthy
Not started: Squat/Thruster

MARY: 100 block curls
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Calls for Struggle 006 on deaf ears Prayers for Sherpa’s MIL on her cancer journey

Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-05-08 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Matador , PAX: Focker, Tinkertoy, Matador, Deep State, Esposa, Pedialyte FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS:
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