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[After Hours] After Hours Bootcamp – Workday ends… Beatdown begins!

Date: 2026-07-14 AO: After Hours Q: Choo Choo , PAX: Choo Choo, Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: high 80s
WARMUP: 1 workout for each of 5 core principles
THE THANG: 11s: 1st lap 1 jump squats. 2nd lap 2 jump squats so on BOMB: 4 corners of stairs – 10 burpees, 20 over head press, 30 merkins, 40 big boy situps
MARY: was there
MOLESKINE: Just ask help when you need, don’t think much into it
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 50 mile CSAUP check in -f3-nashville-general

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Tortoise and Hair

Date: 2026-07-14 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: SalPal, Barney, Dr. Brown Slip, Red Skull, Decaf, Right Said, Hipster, hambone, Wham-O, Pom Pom, Toe Jam, Sweet Tooth, Purple Rain, Zummies, Cuties, FNG1, FNG2, FNG3, FNG4, FNG5, FNG6, FNG7, FNG8, FNG9, FNG10 FNGs: 10 FNG1, FNG2, FNG3, FNG4, FNG5, FNG6, FNG7, FNG8, FNG9, FNG10 COUNT: 25 CONDITIONS: 72 degrees, humid but light
WARMUP: Standard pre-run warm-up with some Windmills thrown in for fun: SSH, IWs, Windmills, Squats, Stretches, WMH, Good Mornings
THE THANG: Find a group and RUN!!!
MARY: Post run party hosted by SalPal. The party had great attendance but not everyone had fun!
MOLESKINE: We have another fast class. Our last man was in at 36:16 today….a great time for the first run. Our first man was in at 22:15. If you are looking for a good Tuesday workout, Tortoise & Hare is the place to be.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: First bootcamp workout this Thursday. Come join us and help name the 10 men who need names.
COT: Practiced the count-off and the namarama. Prayers for open ears, soft hearts, focus and endurance.
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Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-07-14 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Esposa , DintyMoore PAX: bluemule, DintyMoore, sooner, Pep, DrRupp, Betty Ford, Esposa FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: terrible knee injury
WARMUP: ESpoga
THE THANG: HIIt
MARY: some
MOLESKINE: VIVA La France
ANNOUNCEMENTS: MRI 1:20
COT: prayer for those on IR and Betty Ford M for being amazing for allowing us to have Betty Tuesday AMs
PLAYLIST: music
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Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-07-14 AO: Tire Station Q: Butterfingers , PAX: Mr. Pancake, Butterfingers, Splitter, Steely FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Warm, zero (basically unforgiving) wind
WARMUP: 20 Side straddle hops, 15 imperial walkers, 10 large arm circles front and back, 15 hillbillies, then mosey to the pull-up bars.
THE THANG: Push through the pain and sweat! 3 reps of: 5 pull ups, 10 merkins, 15 squats, then mosey to the stadium. 4 reps of: sprint up the bleachers with 10 merkins at the top, careful down with 15 squats at the bottom. One lap around the track, stopping about every 100 m for burpees or merkins. Mosey to the dip bar area. 3 reps of: 12 dips, 20 walking lunges each leg, 15 big boy sit ups Indian run where lead drops out, performs 10 merkins, then joins back. 25 American hammers, 30 seconds low plank, 30 seconds high plank, 10 big boy sit ups, finally high plank another 30 seconds.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: Yes, our feet still got wet, watch out for the deer, and how does the wind/breeze seem to miss me?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: New Nashville leadership with the men of the north leading the way! New process for announcements in process with the new Nan tan.
COT: Prayers for Mr. Pancake old colleague’s wife and for Squatter, we can’t wait to see him back.
PLAYLIST: Nature
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At the Movies, 80s Style

Date: 2026-07-13 AO: Westeros Q: Vector , PAX: Papa Bear, DintyMoore, Pep, Dangle, Sherlock, Grape, Tim the Toolman, Thomas T, Right Said, Vector FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Harken with me back to a time when the Respects were young and wild, spending their summers at the movies. Movies in the 80s were a big event, with memorable soundtracks.
CONDITIONS: Muggy and perfect
WARMUP: SSH x 20 LBAC x 15 Overhead Press x 15 Seal Claps x 15 Moroccan Night Clubs x 15 RLBAC x 15
THE THANG: Run the Hill (Just Like Indiana Jones Running from that Boulder) 7s with Lt Dans at bottom and Jump Squats at top
Mosey to School Steps 25 reps of Moroccan Night Clubs Overhead Presses V-Ups Incline Merkins Explosive Merkins Squats Rinse and Repeat
Head to Playground: 25 Pull Ups, Run the Circle, 25 Dips
MARY: Flutter Kicks, Alabama Prop Dates, and One More Round of Moroccan Night Clubs
COT: – Prayers for Squatter and his daughter – Praises for the new SLT – Thanks to Grape for noting the under-appreciation of Moroccan Night Clubs as a stand alone exercise. Our shoulders appreciate that as well.
PLAYLIST: The Power of Love – Huey Lewis & the News (from Back to the Future) Footloose – Kenny Loggins (from Footloose) Shakedown – Bob Seger (from Beverly Hills Cop II) Danger Zone – Kenny Loggins (from Footloose) Ghostbusters – Ray Parker Jr. (from Ghostbusters) Holiday Road – Lindsey Buckingham (from National Lampoon’s Vacation) Cruel Summer – Bananarama (from The Karate Kid) Pretty in Pink – Psychedelic Furs (from Pretty in Pink) Somebody’s Baby – Jackson Browne (from Fast Times at Ridgemont High) Maniac – Michael Sembello (from Flashdance) Let’s Go Crazy – Prince and the Revolution (from Purple Rain) The Goonies R Good Enough – Cyndi Lauper (from The Goonies)
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The Eddy

Date: 2026-07-13 AO: The Eddy Q: Motorola , PAX: FLO, Roadkill, Choo Choo, Sooie, Stubs, Motorola FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: A little cooler and less humid than it has been.
THE THANG: The paved path that Juicy J went down last week.
MOLESKINE: “Live in a way today that helps you thrive tomorrow.”
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Detention

Date: 2026-07-06 AO: Detention Q: EZ-Go , PAX: My Pleasure, EZ-Go, Michael Freiburg, Pedialyte, Matador, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS:
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Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-07-13 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Waymo (formerly Space Baby) , PAX: Ultratecht, Hipster, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), g-string FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Once upon a time in 1942… Harrison Ford was born
Warm-Up 1. SSH – 20 IC 2. Willie Mays Hays 3. Good mornings 4. Cherry pickers – 10 IC 5. Imperial Walkers – 10 IC 6. Arm Circles – 10 forward / 10 backward 7. Runners stretch to world’s greatest stretch 8. Mosey to runway and back
The Thang “Air Force Ones” 1. Burpee broad jumps 2. Squat thrusters with coupons
“Indiana Jones” Temple Escape – Suicides – hold plank and then slow side mountain climbers – bear crawls
Tabata (1 min on, 30 secs off) – Set x 2 1. The Whip (tricep extensions) 2. Excavators (gravediggers) 3. Grail Kneels (reverse lunges) 4. Lift the treasure (Coupon curls)
“Han Solo” Tabata (1 min on, 30 secs off) – Set x 2 1. Millennium Falcon Merkins (wide grip) 2. Lightspeed rows 3. Rebel hammers 4. Wookie hangs (pull-ups) and crunches
Kessel Run with throne sits (12 parsecs) – alternate between pax until time is up
Cool Down / Stretch (5 min) 1. Downward Dog 2. Cobra Stretch 3. Runners stretch to world’s greatest stretch
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-07-13 AO: Iron Giant Q: hambone , PAX: Mr. Pancake, Horizon, hambone FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: swampy
WARMUP: SSH, IST, Cherry Pickers, Good mornings, hilly billy
THE THANG: rounds of:
Run 10 merkins IC Run 10 sandbag squats 10 rows Run 10 pull ups Run 10 sandbag lunges 10 presses
Repeat (4x)
MARY: Alabama prom dates, crunches
MOLESKINE: Not too hard, but harder than it could have been
ANNOUNCEMENTS: shrimp boil at First Baptist
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[The Castle] Thruster Mountain

Date: 2026-07-11 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), UTAH, Dr. Brown Slip, Steely, Mr. Pancake, hambone, Fabuloso, Horizon, Butterfingers, Scoober, Aaron, named Rapid Rewards FNGs: 2 Aaron, named Rapid Rewards COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Warm and Muggy, began in the rain
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Thruster Mountain 45 minute workout with Coupon Begin with one rep for the first minute increasing reps each minute until minute 23 then the decreasing reps begin back to 1 rep. Due to the Qs tardiness we only got to 21 reps and worked back down for a total of 441 Thrusters!
MARY: None
MOLESKINE: We got to about 10 when it began to suck!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Continued prayers for our PAX
PLAYLIST: Classic Rock