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Bomber

Date: 2026-05-22 AO: Bomber Q: Pep , PAX: CubCadet, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Topps, Firefox, Steampunk FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Wet, dreary, drizzly
WARMUP: Run to golf clubhouse – Little baby arm circles – Willie mays Hayes – God mornings
THE THANG: – Dora – 100 hand release mericans – 200 squats – 300 windshield wipers (left+right = 1)
MARY: – at clubhouse – Runner calls out exercise for pax to perform while runner runs around building
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Sunday spring fling
COT: – squatter wife – Cub cadet dad + plus cub cadet extended family arriving this weekend
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The Knoll

Date: 2026-05-21 AO: The Knoll Q: AAA , PAX: AAA, Pebbles, Étouffée, The Banker, Malibu, Juicy J, G-string, Timber FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: warm
WARMUP:jumping jacks -slow squat -slow merkin -baby arm circles -jog stop sign and back
THE THANG: 100 pull ups 100 push ups 100 sit ups 100 squats Partner runs to stop sign and back, alternate exercise until each partner does 100 of each
1 minute squat jumps 1 minute dry dock 1 minute iron Mike 1 minute bench Merkin
MARY: leg raises, American hammers, flutter kicks
MOLESKINE: Grattitude, take a moment of silence to think of a few things we were grateful for.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: spring fling this weekend
COT: prayers for squatters wife, G in his job transition,
PLAYLIST: classic rock
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Bomber

Date: 2026-05-15 AO: Bomber Q: Hedwig , PAX: CubCadet, Hedwig, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Topps, Grape FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Dry
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Bruce Lee Training
MARY:
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PLAYLIST: Bruce Lee Film Music
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Drive for Show, Putt for Dough

Date: 2026-05-21 AO: Atlantis Q: Firefox , PAX: Puzzlah, Subway, Firefox, Blueprint, Oatmeal, sooner, Cheesehead FNGs: 1 Cheesehead COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Damp
WARMUP: Mosey around park to the side parking lot. SSH LBAC Merkins Mountain Climbers
THE THANG: Disc golf! We started on the fields. Lunge walk to your first lie, bear crawl to each lie until you sink your putt. We multiplied high scores by low scores to get the number of burpees to do between rounds. – 1st hole, straight away in the open, roughly 270ish feet: 3 x 6 = 18 burpees – sooner set the next basket behind a pole and garbage can, roughly 250ish feet: 3 x 4 = 12 burpees – FNG Cheesehead set the next basket out in the open, roughly 260ish feet: 3 x 5 = 15 burpees
Mosey up to near the pizza hut pavilion with a basket set on the playground behind one of the rock structures. No exercises, just 1 more hole for fun.
Next we made a circle around a basket and started 12ish feet away. SSH, going around the circle attempting putts. After every two rounds, 10 merkins. Take a step back for each putt you sunk. 5 or 6 rounds of this.
MARY: There’s no Mary in disc golf.
MOLESKINE: Welcome, Cheesehead!
For those new to the sport, there are 4 main characteristics of golf discs: – Speed – less how fast it will fly and more how hard you have to throw it to make it fly like it should (we were throwing with 3s, 4s, and 5s) – Glide – how much carry the disc will have – Turn – how much it “turns” with the direction of your throw during the initial portion of flight (to the right on a backhand throw) – Fade – how much it falls out at the end of its flight (to the left on a backhand throw) There’s also a 5th characteristic: how much the thrower projects misguided trust onto a disc based on its aesthetic awesomeness And a 6th characteristic: how much the thrower stubbornly keeps using a disc to fly in a pattern it was not intended for
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Holy Smokers – Spring Fling
COT: – New jobs – End of the school year – Job stress – Family member injuries
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0wVPwx6JZA6uCRyZ352zcp?si=b6f7a70561234431
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New AO Audit

Date: 2026-05-21 AO: Sisu Q: SalPal , PAX: hambone, Mr. Pancake, SalPal, Squatter, Tanto, Rabbi FNGs: 1 Rabbi COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Murky
WARMUP: Quick Active stretch
THE THANG: coupon-cides, death march, burpees and sprints
MARY: plank for time
MOLESKINE: lots of time interrogating FNG
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph, Spring Fling, Smokers, check slack
COT: children, sick family
PLAYLIST: Bleachers
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Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-05-20 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , PAX: Ultratecht, Giving Tree, Hot Route FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Ultratecht shirt off barometer was about 2/3 through if that’s any indication
WARMUP: n/a
THE THANG: 4.75ish
MARY:
MOLESKINE: 90s dance electronica. Matt Dillon. Owls.
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COT:
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The Stronghold

Date: 2026-05-14 AO: The Stronghold Q: Hipster , PAX: Red Skull, Hipster, tampalibra, Tinkertoy, Young and Restless, Pepsi, Barney FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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[The Discipline] The Discipline

Date: 2026-05-20 AO: The Discipline Q: Butterfingers , PAX: Mr. Pancake, Butterfingers, hambone FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Warm and humid.
WARMUP: Lol
THE THANG: 2.5 mile ruck with 2 pit stops that included 20 incline push ups and 20 squats with ruck on. End with 2 minute overhead ruck hold.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: Great chatter. It’s better to be hit by a bus than a Kia.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph on Monday. Grow school on 13th at the-castle. Check slack for other items.
COT: prayers for all those in need.
PLAYLIST: Nature and mumblechatter.
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There’s a raccoon in the attic

Date: 2026-05-20 AO: Insane Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: Derby, Chili Dip, Wolfpack FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Perfect… except for the raccoon
THE THANG: There’s a raccoon in the attic! What the first thing we do?
Ignore it! – SSH, BACs, BACBACs, shoulder presses, morrocan nightclubs, seal claps
Nope… it’s still there… Climb the ladder and fix the siding – Carry sandbag to cone, 5 burpees, run to start and bzck, carry to next cone, repeat until you’ve carried to all 5 cones.
It’s fixed! Nope… still a raccoon in the attic… repair the siding again… – Carry sandbag to cone, 5 burpees, run to start and bzck, carry to next cone, repeat until you’ve carried to all 5 cones.
It’s fixed! Nope… still a raccoon in the attic… time to set a trap… – overhead carry sandbag to cone, 10 rows, run to start and back, overhead carry to next cone, repeat until you’ve carried to all five cones – do it again
Ah… finally, trap is set and it’s time to —- aaahhhhh! Call through the ceiling. – 10 lt dans as you fall through the ceiling then walk off the pain to the sign and back – do it again
Maybe it’s time to take this as a sign and call in the professionals… – on your six for some Mary while we wait for the pros to show up
MOLESKINE: Fun telling of the raccoon story throughout the workout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Spring Fling this Sunday at Edwin Warner!
COT: Encouragement to Pax not to ignore the raccoons in their attic during daily life. If there’s something you’ve been ignoring, go ahead and face it head on earlier, rather than later to avoid the chaos, pain and destruction it’ll bring in the future if you don’t.
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Tortoise and Hair – Run #2

Date: 2026-05-19 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: Chunks, Hipster, Wham-O, Barney, SalPal, Young and Restless, Decaf, Right Said, Red Skull, Nut Spread, Toe Jam, Gristle, Clueless, Peach Fuzz, Train Wreck, Mrs. Winners, Top Chef, Tenderfoot, Grasshopper, Swiper, Kiddy Pool, Boogie Man, Puffy FNGs: None COUNT: 23 CONDITIONS: Light! and 75 degrees
WARMUP: Standard pre-run warm-up: SSH, IWs, Squats, Stretches
THE THANG: RUN!!!
MARY: A great post-run party hosted by SalPal. Thanks for keeping everyone busy while we brought in the six.
MOLESKINE: Not a bad 2nd run. 6 out of 13 posted a new PR and we have a new class record of 25:30. Thanks for showing up and offering encouragement.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: Prayers for truth and clarity on identity