Author: hambone

Posted on

Yes Derby This is Still One of the Toughest Spots in Nashville

Date: 2026-08-05 AO: Insane Train Q: SalPal , PAX: Wolfpack, Derby, Siri, Juicy J, El Capitan, Roadkill, SalPal, ARRRG!!!, Bulldog FNGs: 2 ARRRG!!!, Bulldog COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Ripe with promise.
WARMUP: SSH with review of F3 + 5 Core Principles. Flower Routine with Weighted Squats, Merkins, Leg Lifts.
THE THANG: DORA!!!! 50 pull-ups, 100 50Blockies/Sandbag Burpees, 150 100 Amish Wobbles (Lt. Dan’s with a coupon), 200 150 Swings, 250 Thrusters until the 6 came back.
MARY: Assorted.
MOLESKINE: Modify as necessary!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Wednesday Westside Meetup, 1000 FNGs, patches for milestones courtesy of Dilbert, events inbound, as always please check slack. T-Claps to our FNGs, and for Derby EH’ing.
COT: Births, deaths, and the lives that fall in between.
PLAYLIST: GREEN SALLY UP, GREEN SALLY DOWN + assorted classic rock hits
Posted on

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-08-05 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , Cowboy PAX: EZ-Go, Cowboy, Tinkertoy, moneyshot, Donkey Hammer, Harry Caray, Sugar mama, FamilyTies, LitterBox FNGs: 2 FamilyTies, LitterBox COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
Posted on

[After Hours] After Hours Bootcamp

Date: 2026-08-04 AO: After Hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Flipper, Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: It’s hot again. WARMUP: 20 SSHs IC 10 WMs IC THE THANG: Mosey to the ruins for 10 burpees, 10 dips IC, 10 derkins IC. MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
Posted on

Westeros

Date: 2026-08-03 AO: Westeros Q: Natural Ice , PAX: Papa Bear, bluemule, Vector, Makita, Natural Ice, Spinal Tap, Dangle, DintyMoore, Pep, Tim the Toolman FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: pretty
WARMUP: stuff ssh and thangs
THE THANG: yeah we ran to Love circle. The goal was to constantly pick up the six. bluemule and Tim the Toolman for sure hit 3 miles.
But the good news was, we stopped a lot of merkins.
MARY: oh and we did some World War 1s
MOLESKINE: Pep got what he asked for
ANNOUNCEMENTS: I turn 40 at Titan next week. And we’re gonna do 40 a lot of stuff 40 times
PLAYLIST: healthy mumble chatter
Posted on

Handsomizer

Date: 2026-07-31 AO: Handsomizer Q: Juicy J , Black Lung PAX: bluemule, Chunks, Vector, Squatter, Cuban Missile, Spinal Tap, Dangle, Old Maid, Right Said, Juicy J, DintyMoore, Pep, Black Lung, Tim the Toolman, Salami FNGs: None COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: beaut
WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, backpacks, hillbillies, imperial walkers, Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: Black Lung lead a nice first half beat down which included running up and down the steps playing a game of 11’s. These included jump squats and merkins.
Juicy J lead the second half beat down which included Dora Dora. We did 200 jump squats, 100 Merkins, 100 World War II’s, and 50 Burpee’s while the Partner ran a lap around the track. It was so much fun listening to Pep complain
MARY:
MOLESKINE: money can’t buy a fit body!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bellevue Hang August 12. Ping Juicy J for detes. CSAUP postponed
COT: prayers up!!
PLAYLIST: Black Lung : solid grunge and classic rock. Juicy J : obviously had the better playlist with Nickelback and Creed
Posted on

The Knoll

Date: 2026-08-04 AO: The Knoll Q: Juicy J , PAX: AAA, Pebbles, Juicy J, morning stār, Sooie, Sparrow, Bumblebee 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: moist
WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, hillbillies, Willie May Hayes, imperial walkers.
THE THANG: approximate 1 mile loop around the neighborhood doing Chinese butt kicks and karaoke
Dora Dora. 100 hand release Merkins, 100 World War II’s, 200 jump squats, 50 Burpee’s, Partner runs to the stop sign and back as timer
MARY: circle of ab beat downs led by the whole pax
MOLESKINE: little parlay action from the last moleskin about how comparison is the thief of joy. There is nepotism and generational wealth everywhere, nothing wrong with that, take it if you can get it, but that is why you never compare your lives to others, everyone has a different set of circumstances and may be ahead so to speak for various reasons.
Live your own best life and not worry about others and how they may be further ahead than you are.
Got me thinking about how money can buy a lot of things, it can get the wealthy out of trouble, the corrupt out of court, but one thing Money can’t buy is a fit and healthy body. That takes discipline and hard work and no one can buy themselves fitness. Takes time and effort and discipline.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: BELLEVUE HANG AUGUST 12 . 530-730tailgate brewery
COT: prayers for MorningStar and peace at the house with Home appliance issues, prayers for my sister giving birth for the first time and patience and healing
PLAYLIST: Lindsey Stirling
Posted on

Tortoise and Hair – Run #4

Date: 2026-08-04 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, Wham-O, Young and Restless, Right Said, Barney, Decaf, Red Skull, Zummies, Gumbo, Cat Woman, Micro Soft, Sweet Tooth, Purple Rain, Stick Death, Cuties, Pinto, Blue Cheese, Dory, Krabby Patty, T-Bone, Top Chef FNGs: None COUNT: 21 CONDITIONS: Unbelievably beautiful August morning – 72 degrees and low humidity
WARMUP: Windmills, SSH, Tappy Taps, Squats, Stretches
THE THANG: RUN!!! We had 7/12 4:13 Strong men set PR’s this morning. What a strong showing for this class at the 4-week mark!
Only 3 men have yet to break the 30 min mark. With two more Tuesday runs remaining, it is looking like a real possibility to have everyone break 30 mins!
MARY: We had a short Mary this morning as we knocked off five minutes early in celebration of the overall strong effort demonstrated.
MOLESKINE: Zummies shared some deep thoughts as he reflected on seeing trash along Foster Ave this morning after this class cleaned the street on Saturday.
COT: Prayers for family, strength and wisdom.
Posted on

Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-08-04 AO: Tire Station Q: Cross-stitch , PAX: Fabuloso, Horizon, Butterfingers, Tigger, Steely, Cross-stitch, Happy Trees FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Tire-Station warmo 1. Micheal Phelps 2. Willie mays hays 3. Good mornings 4. 88 Side straddle hops
Pick tire – ruck march theme set tire down every now and then – Dips x 1 set failure – Merkins x 1 set failure – Squats x 44 – Lunges – don’t know how many we did
– plank
Mary go round – ring toss (depends on people and size of tire)
– plank
– Overhead toss depending on size and time – partner down and back. Optional – If not overhead, we will do flips down and back partner trading out
Mary 1. LBC 2. Flutter kicks 3. plank
MOLESKINE: Great ideas aren’t always great, sometimes without rehearsals, the logistics don’t work out. Listen to the people around you, you aren’t always right. Don’t hurt Tigger , we love him.
Tires are heavier than they look, and when carrying them size does matter.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: praise and prayer for Fabuloso for having a little baby
Posted on

[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-08-03 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: hambone, Mr. Pancake, Dilbert, Horizon, Country Parkour FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:Perfect upper 60’s a little humidity
WARMUP: SSH, good morning, type writters
THE THANG: The timer – 100 lb Tombstone carry 120 yards (60 there and 60 back). It was roughly 90-120 seconds which felt forever. Each Pax went 4 rounds of this stupid heavy bag.
The PAX used the new Gloom builder custom dice option. I really liked doing the same one twice several times.
R1 Triceps ext R2 Triceps ext R3 Romanian Deadlift R4 Pain Maker R5 Coupon Curl R6 Coupon Curl R7 BBSU R8 Pain Maker R9 Coupon Curl R10 Triceps ext R11 Romanian Deadlift R12 Bent over row R13 Shoulder press R14 Triceps ext R15 Triceps ext R16 Coupon Curl R17 Shoulder press R18 Romanian Deadlift R19 Triceps ext R20 BBSU

MARY: Flutter kicks IC x 20, 5 sec superman holds, 10 slow half up and hold sit ups.
MOLESKINE: Lots of talk catching up with each others lives, getting more guys to F3 (Dilbert EH’d a stranger, no shock there),
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots, check slack
COT: Prayers for the seasons of changes each family is going through right now and offer patience.
PLAYLIST: Iron Giant Rock hits from the 90’s and 2000’s