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Presenting…For the Very First Time as a Couple…

Date: 2026-10-13 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Pole Dancer , PAX: Focker, Cowboy, Esposa, bluemule, Pole Dancer, Betty Ford FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: dewy
WARMUP: static stretching, quick shavasana, dynamic warmup
THE THANG: Ladder:
Down & Back Run Plank Down & Back Run Burpees, Breakdancing thing, Dips, IYTs Repeat Up Ladder, then Back Down. 5 Reps.
Planks: 30, 90, 150 seconds, then back down Exercises: 10, 15, 20 reps then back down
MARY: no time
MOLESKINE: Toby Keith and Missy Elliot were the top contenders to open the dance floor
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Ya boy needs a 4th competitor for my Tussle Team! Any takers??? Focker bluemule???
COT: Resilience and strength through seasons of change, gratitude for personal relationships, time to look inwards and check in with yourself to allow the best version of you to shine through
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OnyuKvhUf7qWC9rOf0v2i?si=798be514bd464bf1
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Atlantis

Date: 2026-10-08 AO: Atlantis Q: CubCadet , PAX: SalPal, Puzzlah, Pole Dancer, CubCadet, Cheesehead FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: 55 and perfect
WARMUP: regular stuff
THE THANG: A. Lt Dan / merkin. Do 1. Then repeat adding 1, up to 20. Don’t think anyone finished but all got 15+ B. 75 reps OUO, upright rows on swings, dips, step ups / imperial walkers. Pax could break up reps. C. 50 flutters in cadence, 25 leg lifts on tables, 1 minute low plank. Repeat the series.
MARY: see C above
MOLESKINE: Chatter about the culture and legacy of the AO. Always finds a way to keep going due to good leaders. My performance review was good enough for me to keep my job, but I definitely didn’t max out on my bonus.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: West side at Tailgate next Wednesday. Family friendly. 4:13 fundraising at ML Rose (or Melrose). See Slack.
COT: prayers for friend dealing with severe depression, and wives traveling. Thanks for fellowship and a chance to lead.
PLAYLIST: Recycled Super Bowl Halftime Performer Playlist. Pax willingly gave it an A, but not an A+ bc it wasn’t current. No Bad Bunny. Fair feedback. I’ll try harder next time.
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Atlantis

Date: 2026-10-01 AO: Atlantis Q: Oatmeal , Cherry Maguire PAX: Cheesehead, Pole Dancer, DintyMoore, SalPal, Oatmeal, Cherry Maguire, Puzzlah FNGs: COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: ascendant
WARMUP: rock paper run!
THE THANG: apocalypto themed pursuit drill
MARY: yep still no idea what this is
MOLESKINE: I do not have any blisters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: two weeks highland games.. there can only be one!
COT: trustworthy, loyal, kind, helpful, cheerful thrifty, brave, clean and reverent
PLAYLIST: just mumble chatter that increased the drill proceeded
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Happy Birthday To Me

Date: 2026-08-19 AO: Titan Q: Pole Dancer , PAX: Sherlock, Plainsman, bluemule, Dangle, Pep, Firefox, Hipster, Spinal Tap, Tim the Toolman, Pole Dancer, Papa Bear II, Churro FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: static stretching, indigenous peoples run around the park, active stretching
THE THANG: Birthday Reps! 34 of each: – burpees – supermans – t-rex – squats – speed skaters – freddie mercs – mountain climbers – bama prom dates – dips – step ups – star jumps – IYTs
Lunge back to start
MARY: of course
ANNOUNCEMENTS: orger a mug, ya mug
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7wPuuNSRWdOLAnptqOzFNW?si=811fd7f504094745
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The Wrath of Zeus

Date: 2026-08-20 AO: Atlantis Q: Pole Dancer , PAX: Puzzlah, sooner, Pole Dancer, SalPal FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: ELECTRIC
WARMUP: Dodge lightning bolts to get under the pizza hut, followed by light stretching
THE THANG: Birthday Reps! 34 of each: – burpees – supermans – squats – speed skaters – freddie mercs – mountain climbers – bama prom dates – dips – step ups
Soccer Ball Challenge: kick the ball in the middle bricks of the wall from various distances- burpee penalties for all missed (think we did ~25)
Blackjack: I dealt, and the PAX bet exercises on their hands. Lose and you workout, win and the dealer works out. The house won.
MOLESKINE: under the safe cover of the pizza hut, no weather can deter the men of Atlantis! Although the run from the cars was dicey…
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Order your mugs and prep for the Tussle
COT: Support your friends and family as they navigate seen and unseen struggles
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7wPuuNSRWdOLAnptqOzFNW?si=41482a0df34d4a35
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Just Keep Jumping

Date: 2026-08-13 AO: Atlantis Q: Firefox , PAX: Puzzlah, Pole Dancer, Firefox, Cheesehead FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Is it fall yet?
WARMUP: Mosey around park over to lower parking lot
THE THANG: 20 Iron Mikes (each side is 1/2) 20 Jump Squats 20 Monkey Humpers Repeat 2 more times
Tortoise and Hair. PAX partnered up. One did traveling Lt. Dan. The other did 15 star jumps and then broad jumps or murder bunnies to tag their partner and swap. It was a long way across the parking lot.
Mosey to pavilion. Tabata, 45 sec on, 15 sec rest. 1 legged stands (4 rounds, 2 per leg) Bulgarian split squats (6 rounds, 3 per leg) Leg Lifts (2 rounds) Step Ups (2 rounds, 1 per leg)
Mosey to playground wall. 20 box jumps 15 box jumps 10 box jumps 10 deep squats
MARY: Gingerly mosey back to startex.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Toothless’s 2.0; gratitude
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/10dftemy2ZX9XiEt2VvxkF?si=810c6f392a474369
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Kickball & Burpee Planes

Date: 2026-07-28 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Toothless , PAX: Betty Ford, Old Maid, Pep, Cowboy, Toothless, Pole Dancer FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: ROASTY, a low of 77º overnight is not cool (literally)
WARMUP: Lil circle of fun, SSH, high knees, big arm circles and the like. Did Scorpions to end though which were so nice on the freshly blacked asphalt that was still radiating heat.
THE THANG: Kickball. 2 teams. 1 winner by the points, but all winners by the workout. – 10 merkins + runs scored for incoming fielders and 10 merkins for incoming kickers – Foul balls are an out, get tagged with the ball or regular force outs for other outs – Bonus burpees: Any plane sighted earns an immediate 5 burpees! Got maybe 5 planes throughout, not too bad
MARY: SSH in silent cadence to try and end on time and avoid the burpee penalty. YHC went too advanced and tried double count merkins vs single and the PAX were not able to stay in sync so we celebrated that poor decision with more burpees
MOLESKINE: Was fun and games but still enough to be winded and work up a sweat with only 3 per side
ANNOUNCEMENTS: you know ’em, see ’em every week!
COT: – Prayers for Chunks travel, Pep, and Toothless
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67bXm4toToClGc7x1gMayy?si=33e08687777d433e
As always, it was an honor to lead men! Enjoyed some fun and games while the sun still shines. See you next week! — Toothless :tooth:
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Green Machine/Atlantis Ultimate Frisbee!

Date: 2026-07-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Firefox , PAX: SalPal, Toothless, Pep, Oatmeal, Cheesehead, Grape, Pole Dancer, Firefox, DintyMoore, sooner, Old Maid, Fondue FNGs: 1 Fondue COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Less soupy than it has been. Consomme-like
WARMUP: Mosey to field, sprints and things.
THE THANG: Green Tridents vs Aqua Machine. Scoring team does 5 burpees; scored-upon team does 10 merkins.
Green Tridents (aka Team Cleats): – FNG Fondue – Cheesehead – Oatmeal – sooner – Old Maid – SalPal
Aqua Machine: – Pep – Toothless – DintyMoore – Pole Dancer – Grape – Firefox
No tarps-off turf burns today; DintyMoore brought pinnies. He needed them as he took a couple more tumbles. Score stayed close until the Green Tridents went on a run. Aqua Machine put up a noble fight to get it back to a respectable margin. Final Score: 9-6 Green Tridents.
MARY: 10 WW1s and a Hollow Body Hold
MOLESKINE: No skins today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP!
COT: Squatter, Esposa, Sooner’s co-worker.
PLAYLIST: There was music on the sideline, but I mostly just heard Pep and Oatmeal serenading each other.
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“The Second Day of July 1776, will be the most memorable Epocha, in the History of America”

Date: 2026-07-02 AO: Atlantis Q: Puzzlah , PAX: Puzzlah, Focker, Pole Dancer, DintyMoore, ShockJock FNGs: 1 ShockJock COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Warm
WARMUP: Stretchin
THE THANG: 1764-1789 Trivia
Station 1: Q: We all know “Taxation without representation”, name at least 3 taxes that were levied on the colonies between 1764-1775. A: Sugar Act, Stamp Act, Townshend Act, Tea Act
W Partner: 342 Step ups/Dips total while partner runs around the silo to represent the 342 boxes of tea dumped into the Boston Harbor during the Boston Tea Party.
Q2: G-Dub was disgusted by MassHoles, but after Henry Knox took cannons from Ft Ticonderoga and brought them to Boston and they were secretly brought to Dorchester Heights (6 blocks from where I grew up), the Colonial Army forced the British to evacuate Boston in spring 1776. On what day, appropriate for Boston, does the city celebrate Evacuation Day with City Offices closed?
A: March 17 Partner up, carry your partner up the hill.
Q3: The Declaration of Independence was voted for on July 2 by the Second Continental Congress, leading John Adams to write to Abigail, “. “The Second Day of July 1776, will be the most memorable Epocha, in the History of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated, by succeeding Generations, as the great anniversary Festival.”
While only John Hancock had signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, who was the oldest signer and how old was he?
A: Benjamin Franklin, 70 years old
Right answer: 13 “Bolts” (for his lightning bolt experience)–>13 half quats (top), 13 half squats (bottom), 13 full squats, 13 full squat tuck jumps (like Usain Bolts) Wrong answer: 70 Monkey Humpers because Benny Boy loved the ladies
Station 4:
Q: In a desperate “Victory or Death” gamble, Washington marched his freezing, ragtag army to the banks of the Delaware River on Christmas night. In the middle of a brutal nor’easter blizzard—with ice floes smashing against their wooden Durham boats—they crossed the river in pitch darkness and marched 9 miles through the snow to catch the elite Hessian garrison completely by surprise, leaving a trail of blood. While we are familiar with Washington crossing the Delaware, during which battle did this occur?
A: Battle of Trenton
Wrong answer: get barefoot, ice skaters from the foul pole to the outfield fence. Mosey back. Sprints (increasing in percentage from (19%, 50%, 64%, 76%, 89%, 100%, 180% representing years associated with key revolutionary activities).
MARY: – American Hammers: 76 reps IC (Finish out the year) – Big Boy Sit-Ups: 56 reps OYO (Shared with a partner—28 reps each to honor the 56 signers) – The 1789 Constitutional Plank: Hold a low forearm plank for exactly 89 seconds.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5KdpPsJF3EYMU2yAdfOBeo?si=mvUGsqOBRqGNxITQKzHexA
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Atlantis

Date: 2026-06-18 AO: Atlantis Q: Juicy J , PAX: Cheesehead, SalPal, Pole Dancer, Subway, Juicy J, Puzzlah, sooner FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: humid as ballz
WARMUP: soccer warmups
THE THANG: 4v4 EPIC soccer match FIFA style. Two goalie blunders by Juicy J and ripped hamstring. Several sniper goals
Team Juicy wins 5-3. Thanks to a semi FNG all star appearance. Puzzlah Pole Dancer and Shredder? Wins new F3 stickers.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: intentional ministry and helping others. It’s good to have a variety of mission opportunities in your life. It’s easy to stay in your circles and help your affluent friends and neighbors who are already close to you and honestly, it probably isn’t making a massive delta or a change in their life.
A challenge to each of us to get out of your circles and help those that are truly hurting where you can actually make a massive positive difference. Lots of Nonprofits out there to find these opportunities if needed.
The needs are there, 100%. Just need to look. 5,000+ kids starve to death every day around the world. Donate to these ministries is an example. Less than $1 can feed a kid for a day. Look it up on Claude.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: summer LeanPax July 5th on the leanpax channel
COT: prayers up for Squatter and DintyMoore family at school. Prayers up for a family at SalPal church. And all other unspoken.
PLAYLIST: Yellowcard