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[The Castle] Thruster Mountain

Date: 2026-07-11 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), UTAH, Dr. Brown Slip, Steely, Mr. Pancake, hambone, Fabuloso, Horizon, Butterfingers, Scoober, Aaron, named Rapid Rewards FNGs: 2 Aaron, named Rapid Rewards COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Warm and Muggy, began in the rain
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Thruster Mountain 45 minute workout with Coupon Begin with one rep for the first minute increasing reps each minute until minute 23 then the decreasing reps begin back to 1 rep. Due to the Qs tardiness we only got to 21 reps and worked back down for a total of 441 Thrusters!
MARY: None
MOLESKINE: We got to about 10 when it began to suck!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Continued prayers for our PAX
PLAYLIST: Classic Rock
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Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-07-07 AO: Tire Station Q: Tigger , PAX: Splitter, Cross-stitch, Mr. Pancake, Steely, Fabuloso, Tigger, Horizon, Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Warm clear wet
WARMUP: Hip openers Hip closers Hamstring scoops Inch worms
THE THANG: F3
7min dead hang Squat hold when drop. Back to hang when squat fails
7min time cap 60M down and back 30 squat 120M down and back 20 squat 180M down and back 10 squat
EMOM push-up x4
7min cap 30,20,10 sit ups with same M runs
EMOM hand release push-up 30% less reps X4
7min cap 30,20,10 lunges 2:1 same M runs
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Forgot
COT:
PLAYLIST: Nature sounds and heavy breathing
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[The Discipline] The Discipline

Date: 2026-07-08 AO: The Discipline Q: Dilbert , PAX: Country Parkour, Dilbert, Mr. Pancake, hambone, Butterfingers, Derivitive FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: warm, its July but not too muggy
THE THANG: Walked with weight
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, Night moves, Convergence
COT: Prayers for families and traveling PAX

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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant – Get back after it

Date: 2026-07-06 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Mr. Pancake, Horizon, Dilbert, hambone FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Perfect, no humidity
WARMUP: short mosey, good mornings, Michael Phelps, slow large arm circles, typewriter
THE THANG: Deck of doom Round 1 & 2 – double the card pulled for qty. Once you did at least one of each suit, 10 BBSU. SPADES – RDL HEARTS – CURLS DIAMONDS – SQUATS CLUBS. – SHOULDER PRESS
Round 3 & 4 – double the card pulled for qty. Once you did at least one of each suit, 10 BBSU. SPADES – LUNGES HEARTS – MERKINS DIAMONDS – TRICEPTS EXT CLUBS. – WEIGHTED ALABAMA PROM DATES
Round 4 & 5 PAX choice of exercise, card pulled for qty.
MARY: 1 min of BBSU
MOLESKINE: lots of lunges done, PAX thought the Q had a stacked deck of face card spades.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence, CSAUP, Prayers spoken and not
PLAYLIST: Rock hits
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Tire Suicide

Date: 2026-06-16 AO: Tire Station Q: Mr. Pancake , PAX: Horizon, Dilbert, Fabuloso, Steely, Locksmith, Mr. Pancake, One Wheel FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Gorgeous. Sunny, crisp, wet grass.
WARMUP: SSH Shoulder Circles Michael Phelps Good Mornings Mosey with Coupons
THE THANG: Tire Suicides 5 cones 5 rounds 1st cone = 1 rep Tire Flip (Must come back to come 1 after every other cone workout, à la a suicide drill in basketball)
2nd cone = 2 reps Alternate Coupon Merkin
3rd cone = 3 reps Coupon Shoulder Press
4th cone = 4 reps Coupon Kettle Bell Swing
5th cone = 5 reps Coupon Squats
MULTIPLY REPS BY THE ROUND!!!
Finish with Suicide Blockies for good measure
MARY: -WWI Sit-ups -Freddie Mercury (slow and controlled breath) -Flutter kicks -Side Plank swaps -High plank Low plank
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -Check slack -Convergence
COT: -Prayers for Squatter/Stephanie -Butterfingers family pet -Horizon Daughter Wedding -Fabuloso Baby #2 arrival
PLAYLIST: Mr. Pancake forgot speaker
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant – Time Under Tension

Date: 2026-06-15 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Dilbert, Beary Queen – BQ, hambone, Horizon, Mr. Pancake FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:perfect
WARMUP: SSH 20 IC and good mornings
THE THANG: Time Under Tension (43 min) Grab a heavy bag (55-80 lbs) and a lighter one (20-40 lbs)
and we start walking about every 5 or so min drop the weights and perform the following
10 Merkins 10 Bent over rows 10 Shoulder press 10 Curls 10 BB SU or continue until the last PAX finishes their 10
Rinse and repeat and we got in 8 stops.
MARY: no time
MOLESKINE: Not much mumble chatter today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack, lots to name
COT: Prayers for Squatter, Horizon’s daughter’s wedding this weekend, and the PAX health
PLAYLIST: None today
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-06-08 AO: Iron Giant Q: Mr. Pancake , PAX: hambone, Dilbert, Mr. Pancake FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Cloudy, but dry
WARMUP: Mosey SSH
THE THANG: Upper, Cardio, Lower
Upper: 4 rounds (40, 30, 20, 10…although only got through two rounds)
Upper: -Merkins -Carolina Dry Docks -Curls -Tricieps -Overhead Press -Upright Rows
Cardio 1 minute each -Bag Carry -Mountain Climbers -Power Skips -Bear Crawl
Lower x 30 -Weighted Lunges -Squats -Dead Lifts
MARY: WWI Freddie Mercury’s LBC Planks
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence July 11 Leanpax begins after July 4th holiday
COT: Prayers for Squatters wife and their travel/treatment
PLAYLIST: The symphony of sweat from Dilbert, Hambone, and Mr. Pancake
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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-05-23 AO: The Castle Q: Cross-stitch , PAX: Butterfingers, Horizon, Pep, hambone, Cross-stitch, Mr. Pancake, Brown Slip, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Chunks, Steely, Charles FNGs: 1 Charles COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: WET – all hero WODs
WARMUP:
In memory of Efren Medina
4 Rounds for Time 17 Jumping Jacks 21 Sumo Squats 21 Sit-Ups
THE THANG:
In memory of Christopher “Otis” Raible
Complete as many reps as possible in 15 minutes of: 1 back squat, 1 shoulder press, 1 deadlift 2 back squats, 2 shoulder presses, 2 deadlifts 3 back squats, 3 shoulder presses, 3 deadlifts Etc.
In memory of Zachary D. Tellier
10 burpees 10 burpees, 15 merkins 10 burpees, 15 merkins, 20 squats 10 burpees, 15 merkins, 20 squats, 30 LBC 30 LBC, 20 squats, 15 merkins, 10 burpees 20 squats, 15 merkins, 10 burpees 15 merkins, 10 burpees 10 burpees
Hold plank till time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: pray for PAX family
PLAYLIST:
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New AO Audit

Date: 2026-05-21 AO: Sisu Q: SalPal , PAX: hambone, Mr. Pancake, SalPal, Squatter, Tanto, Rabbi FNGs: 1 Rabbi COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Murky
WARMUP: Quick Active stretch
THE THANG: coupon-cides, death march, burpees and sprints
MARY: plank for time
MOLESKINE: lots of time interrogating FNG
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph, Spring Fling, Smokers, check slack
COT: children, sick family
PLAYLIST: Bleachers
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[The Discipline] The Discipline

Date: 2026-05-20 AO: The Discipline Q: Butterfingers , PAX: Mr. Pancake, Butterfingers, hambone FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Warm and humid.
WARMUP: Lol
THE THANG: 2.5 mile ruck with 2 pit stops that included 20 incline push ups and 20 squats with ruck on. End with 2 minute overhead ruck hold.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: Great chatter. It’s better to be hit by a bus than a Kia.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph on Monday. Grow school on 13th at the-castle. Check slack for other items.
COT: prayers for all those in need.
PLAYLIST: Nature and mumblechatter.