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[The Discipline] The Discipline

Date: 2026-04-29 AO: The Discipline Q: Horizon , PAX: Mr. Pancake, Horizon, Country Parkour, Brandon named Coach Nado (Spelling TBD) FNGs: 1 Brandon named Coach Nado (Spelling TBD) COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: dry and comfortable 63 degrees
WARMUP: putting on our ruck
THE THANG: 2.76 miles
MOLESKINE: How does Hambone walk so fast? And with more than 40lbs on his back?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tire station AO official start next Tuesday, May 5th. Whites Creek AO official start next Thursday, May 7th.
COT: prayers for Country Parkour house repair legal matter, Squatter’s wife cancer diagnosis
PLAYLIST: mumblchatter
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-04-27 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Dilbert, Country Parkour, Horizon, Mr. Pancake, Brandon FNGs: 1 Brandon COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: perfect low 60’s no wind
WARMUP: Good mornings, SSH, lots of arm circles
THE THANG: The timer, 100 lb seated bag pull with the rope (low seated row position). pull the bag to you (about 20′) bear crawl to extend the rope again, pull the bag to you, one more time, bear crawl and pull the bag to you.
The bag puller picks the exercise for the PAX.
Round 1 – had to pick an upper body exercise Round 2 – had to pick an ab/core exercise Round 3 – had to pick an obscure exercise not normally used Round 4 – had to pick an ab/core exercise
Short mosey in between rounds
MARY: Iron mikes 10 IC, Leg lifts IC, copper head crunches IC, Plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Prayers for Squatter and his wife, PAX traveling
PLAYLIST: 2000’s rock mix

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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-04-27 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Dilbert, Country Parkour, Horizon, Mr. Pancake, Brandon FNGs: 1 Brandon COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: perfect low 60’s no wind
WARMUP: Good mornings, SSH, lots of arm circles
THE THANG: The timer, 100 lb seated bag pull with the rope (low seated row position). pull the bag to you (about 20′) bear crawl to extend the rope again, pull the bag to you, one more time, bear crawl and pull the bag to you.
The bag puller picks the exercise for the PAX.
Round 1 – had to pick an upper body exercise Round 2 – had to pick an ab/core exercise Round 3 – had to pick an obscure exercise not normally used Round 4 – had to pick an ab/core exercise
Short mosey in between rounds
MARY: Iron mikes 10 IC, Leg lifts IC, copper head crunches IC, Plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Prayers for Squatter and his wife, PAX traveling
PLAYLIST: 2000’s rock mix

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[The Castle] Flipping Out

Date: 2026-04-21 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: Locksmith, Splitter, Butterfingers, Steely, Mr. Pancake, Horizon, Cross-stitch, Fabuloso FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: A bit chilly at 44, no wind and lots of wet grass
WARMUP: 2 Mile Run – CrossStitch, Splitter and Steely
20 IC SSH 15 IC Imperial Walker 10 CNT Squats 10 CNT Merkins 10 IC Mountain Climbers
THE THANG: Partner up for tire flips as the timer Round One 12 flips 20 Merkins 30 Squats
Round Two 20 flips 20 Carolina Dry Docks 30 Monkey Humpers
Round Three 30 Flips 10 hand release Merkins 20 Jump Squats
Round Four 20 Flips 10 Wide Merkins 20 Alternating Side Lunges both sides equals one
AB Work – We dried the grass for the next group
30 IC Flutter kicks 10 IC Freddy Mercuries 10 IC LBC 3 x 10cnt Superman’s
.5 Mile Mosey to bridge Bear Crawl up and to the end of the bridge Crab walk back and down. .5 Mile Mosey back to tires with a stop where PAX rotated in to complete 10 at your own pace dips
Finished with ABs 30 IC Flutter Kicks 10 IC Freddy Mercuries 10 IC Leg Raises
MOLESKINE: We got wet, we did burpees, for those who don’t have gloves: the concrete made our hands hurt. Next time bring gloves!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Tire Station officially launches May 5th. Let’s show up.
COT: Prayers for co-workers, and those around us who may be losing their job
PLAYLIST: Not my favorite –
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-04-20 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Dilbert, hambone, Country Parkour, Mr. Pancake FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: cool, no breeze
WARMUP: simple mosey
THE THANG: Tabata time Several stations – 1:20 on & 20 sec rest to next move Curl Shoulder press WWI Sit up Bent over row Upright row squats lunges
MOLESKINE: lots of talk about not always ready to give it a 10, but still give it a go and do it. Some days you are just a 6 or 7….
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
COT: Prayers for health both in our bodies, minds and relationships.
PLAYLIST: mixed hits
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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-04-18 AO: The Castle Q: Brown Slip , PAX: Barney, Steely, Flipper (Matthew), Brown Slip, Chunks, hambone, Mr. Pancake, Pep, FNG Brad Davis – Subprime, FNG Justin Toppins – Sweaty Palms FNGs: 2 FNG Brad Davis – Subprime, FNG Justin Toppins – Sweaty Palms COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Overcast, humid, coolish
WARMUP: SSH – 20 IC Arm Circles – 10 forward / 10 backward IC 5 Burpees to clarify Chunks was not a Co-Q and that the workout had in fact started Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
THE THANG: Set Sail To Pain Island – Sea Shanties
Grab coupons and mosey to tennis courts
The Thar She Blows Circuit – AMRAP
1. “Wellerman” • Coupon Thrusters (squat + overhead press) • Every chorus: 5 burpees without coupon
Breather – 20 Windmills IC
2. “Drunken Sailor” • Coupon Swings (kettlebell swings) • Every “early in the morning” = 5 coupon curls
Breather – 10 Carolina Dry Docks IC
3. “Roll the Old Chariot Along” • Coupon Goblet Squats • Every “roll along” = 5 coupon overhead presses (Chorus)
Breather – 10 Rosalitas IC
4. “South Australia” 2:10 minutes • Coupon Deadlifts • Every “South Australia”: 10 coupon rows
Breather – 15 Monkey Humpers IC
5. “Fish in the Sea” • Coupon plank hold during verses • At each Windy Weather chorus: 10 coupon push-ups
6. “Haul and Drag” • Count 1/2 – 1s keep coupon • Tight circle – On your 6 • American Hammer Rows – Pass to Left
7. “Randy Dandy Oh” • Murder Bunnies length of tennis courts, walk back to start – on sidewalk • Good call to not do this on tennis courts
Breather – Mosey perimeter of tennis courts with coupon w/ variations
Mosey to Flag
8. “Sailing” Christopher Cross • Cooldown stretches w/ Sing along hambone serenade & Chunks hip gyrations • Typewriter, Good Mornings, Willie Mays Hayes, Runners Stretch
MOLESKINE: Awful lot of running, Q! Seeing the look of defeat and pending mutiny on PAX faces is the mark of achievement as Q.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack CSAC Holy Smokers – Squatters Struggle & Dirt – May 16 Impossible Mile
COT: All Good!
PLAYLIST: See Above
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[The Discipline] The Discipline – Speed Ruck

Date: 2026-04-08 AO: The Discipline Q: hambone , PAX: Country Parkour, Butterfingers, Steely, Horizon, Dilbert, Mr. Pancake, hambone FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Early April conditions
THE THANG: Speed Ruck
MOLESKINE: further and faster than we thought
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: :palms_up_together:
PLAYLIST: lol no
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[The Discipline] Coupons for the Course

Date: 2026-03-24 AO: The Discipline Q: Butterfingers , PAX: Butterfingers, Fabuloso, Mr. Pancake, Rob (named Locksmith) FNGs: 1 Rob (named Locksmith) COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: 40s
WARMUP: Side straddle hops, good mornings, Willie may hayes, runners pose. Mosey.
THE THANG: Coupons everywhere. Pull-ups while others do merkins, tire throws as a timer while the rest do merkins, squats, reverse lunges, overhead presses. Mosey with coupons to dip bars where we did 5 dips, 5 knees to chest, 10 rows then repeat. Over to an Indian run with the coupons with stops for decline and incline merkins, squats, OH presses. Back to start for LBC, WWI sit ups, bananas, and Superman’s.
MOLESKINE: Hope it’s the hardest thing you have to do today/week/month/etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy smokers tonight. Whites creek OTB, Sunday White House Ruck OTB.
COT: prayers for Mr Pancakes girls’ tryouts, and his job. For those in a tough time.
PLAYLIST:
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Pancake Push Up Run

Date: 2026-03-18 AO: the-discipline Q: hambone , PAX: Mr. Pancake FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Cooooold for March 18th
WARMUP: No
THE THANG: Mosey, do push ups, do squats, do imperial walkers
MOLESKINE: 2.25 miles earned
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers to jobs and families
PLAYLIST: hah no

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Horizon’s VQ

Date: 2026-03-16 AO: iron-giant Q: Horizon PAX: Butterfingers, Dilbert, hambone, Mr. Pancake, 0 FNGs: 1 0 COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:38:cold_face: Winds 16 Gusting 24 @ 270
WARMUP: SSH x20 Frankensteins x 10 IC Willie Mays Imperial Walkers x 10 IC Good mornings
THE THANG: Burpees x 10 Mosey Merkins x 10 IC Alabama Ass Kickers x 10 IC Mosey Diamond Merkins x 10 IC Mosey Carolina Dry Docks x 10 IC Fast Walk Makhtar N’Diayes x 20 IC Slowsey Crunch x 25 IC Dolly x 15 IC World War I x 20 Slowsey Burpees x 8 Mosey Merkins x 10 IC Alabama Ass Kickers x 10 IC Mosey Diamond Merkins x 10 IC Mosey Flutter Kicks x 12 IC American Hammer x 12 IC World War I x 25
MOLESKINE: How does hambone define a fast walk? Butterfingers hit the head midway…doors were unlocked.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: offthebooks Tuesday 5:30am Station Camp near the obstacle course Thursday 5:30am Whites Creek High School after-hours Tuesday 7pm Granite State of TN map bottom of the hill north of the capitol building
COT: Mr. Pancake starting new job soon Mr. Pancake’s daughters dance competition Horizon down range Friday visiting parents for a week
PLAYLIST: Gloomy silence and the occasional grunt