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Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-07-07 AO: Tire Station Q: Tigger , PAX: Splitter, Cross-stitch, Mr. Pancake, Steely, Fabuloso, Tigger, Horizon, Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Warm clear wet
WARMUP: Hip openers Hip closers Hamstring scoops Inch worms
THE THANG: F3
7min dead hang Squat hold when drop. Back to hang when squat fails
7min time cap 60M down and back 30 squat 120M down and back 20 squat 180M down and back 10 squat
EMOM push-up x4
7min cap 30,20,10 sit ups with same M runs
EMOM hand release push-up 30% less reps X4
7min cap 30,20,10 lunges 2:1 same M runs
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Forgot
COT:
PLAYLIST: Nature sounds and heavy breathing
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant – Get back after it

Date: 2026-07-06 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Mr. Pancake, Horizon, Dilbert, hambone FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Perfect, no humidity
WARMUP: short mosey, good mornings, Michael Phelps, slow large arm circles, typewriter
THE THANG: Deck of doom Round 1 & 2 – double the card pulled for qty. Once you did at least one of each suit, 10 BBSU. SPADES – RDL HEARTS – CURLS DIAMONDS – SQUATS CLUBS. – SHOULDER PRESS
Round 3 & 4 – double the card pulled for qty. Once you did at least one of each suit, 10 BBSU. SPADES – LUNGES HEARTS – MERKINS DIAMONDS – TRICEPTS EXT CLUBS. – WEIGHTED ALABAMA PROM DATES
Round 4 & 5 PAX choice of exercise, card pulled for qty.
MARY: 1 min of BBSU
MOLESKINE: lots of lunges done, PAX thought the Q had a stacked deck of face card spades.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence, CSAUP, Prayers spoken and not
PLAYLIST: Rock hits
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[The Castle] The Castle – Freedom 250 (or 300)

Date: 2026-07-04 AO: The Castle Q: hambone , PAX: Flipper, Pep, Juicy J, hambone, Fabuloso, Horizon, Makita (Anderson Fader) FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Summer Gloom–hazy, muggy, daunting. Horizon showed up guns-out, and Pep made a comment about him being good-looking or something #truthnugget
WARMUP: run. stop. warm-o-rama. I’m proud to announce that Juicy J did his first Hillbilly’s ever; I’m proud to spread North Country culture. Flipper had objections, though unstated, about 50 squats being “a warmup exercise”.
THE THANG: Dora-focused. Team up. 100 push ups, 200 squats, 300 sit ups. Run about .35 miles in between. Makita (Anderson Fader) started out with blazing speed, but I think the chatter with Juicy J slowed him down. If Mak ever shows up to coffee, we’ll help him with that stamina.
MARY: Finish with SITUPS. YHC gave the crew a warning to take a break, and Fabuloso kindly thanked YHC for such a proper warning before we closed out with some Mary. Pep said “WhUt’S tHE PoiNT? We’RE jUSt guNna gO uNtIL tIMe!” and in fact we did not. But we did bang out 50.
COT / MOLESKIN: Freedom isn’t free. We thank God for the small opportunity that we have to get a shot to live free. Rent is due everyday, and it starts with our health and fitness. May there be 250 more years for our country.
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-06-29 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Coach Nado, Country Parkour, Dilbert, hambone, Horizon FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Warm and swampy already
WARMUP: 20 SSH, Good mornings, Slow/large Arm circles, Micheal Phelps
THE THANG: Each PAX has a heavy bag and a lighter weight
Squat thrust (throwing the big bad as far as you can) 10 of each – Curls – Shoulder press – Triceps Press Walking lunges to the big bag you threw – Bent over rows
Repeat 3 times 50 Big boy sit-ups (Q got a wild cramp and changed the future plan)
We did the primary thang 5 times!!! That is a lot of weight thrown around.
But in between the sets of 3 we did RDL – 40 (20 per side) Side bends – 25 each side Super man 40 (4 rounds of 10)
MARY: standing calf raises
MOLESKINE: Q got smoked from those BBSU and the heat coming in is going to be brutal.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4th of July fun at the-castle 11th of July Convergence, try to be there Prayers for Squatter and family
PLAYLIST: 90’s/00’s rock bangers.
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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-06-27 AO: The Castle Q: Cross-stitch , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Pep, Barney, Cross-stitch, Dilbert, hambone, Locksmith, Fabuloso, Flipper, Horizon FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: perfect
Warm-O – SSH x30 IC – Imperial Walkers x20 IC – Windmills x15 IC – Moroccan Night Clubs x20 IC – Merkins x10 OYO – Mosey to the workout
1996 Ladder Station 1 – Merkins: Start at 1 rep and increase by 1 each round (1, 2, 3…10). Run to station 2 – 9 Big Boys – 9 Carolina Dry Docks – 6 Burpees Run back to and station 1 and repeat until you finish 10 Merkins.
30 Years Around the World Station 1 – 30 Merkins – Bear Crawl to Station 2 Station 2 – 30 Squats – Lt. Dan to Station 3 Station 3 – 30 Big Boys – Crab Walk to Station 4 Station 4 – 30 lunges
Mary – Hello Dollies x30 IC – Flutter Kicks x30 IC – American Hammers x30 IC
Recover
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
PLAYLIST: billboards top-100 from 1996
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant Ass Breaker

Date: 2026-06-22 AO: Iron Giant Q: hambone , PAX: hambone, Country Parkour, Horizon, John, Gorgeous, Oboe FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: wet enough
WARMUP: .5 mile run
THE THANG: bag work
MARY: under the shelter
MOLESKINE: show up when it’s raining and you get a cool sky
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[The Castle] The Castle – SIT UP

Date: 2026-06-20 AO: The Castle Q: hambone , PAX: hambone, Makita (Anderson Fader), Butterfingers, Concretia – F3 Paulding, Flipper, EHarmony (F3 Chattanooga), Barney, g-string, Crash (Denver South), Horizon, Steely, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Locksmith, Strutter, Hammer, 2 FNGs: 1 2 COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: not too bad–too many mosquitos
WARMUP: lol no–just pank
THE THANG: run and sit ups
MARY: just a bit
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
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Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-06-23 AO: Tire Station Q: Cross-stitch , PAX: Tigger, Splitter, Horizon, Steely, Locksmith, Cross-stitch, One wheel FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Tire Station 6/22 1. Willie mays hays 2. Good mornings 3. Micheal Phelps 4. High knees 5. Imperial Walkers 6. 5 burpees
3X10 1. Side straddle hops 2. Merkins 3. Squats 4. 5 burpees
3×10 1. dips 2. Merkins 3. Assisted pull ups 4. 5 burpees
Tire moving as a team down and back (check time) 5 burpees
Mary till time (Mary go round) 5 burpees
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Tire Suicide

Date: 2026-06-16 AO: Tire Station Q: Mr. Pancake , PAX: Horizon, Dilbert, Fabuloso, Steely, Locksmith, Mr. Pancake, One Wheel FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Gorgeous. Sunny, crisp, wet grass.
WARMUP: SSH Shoulder Circles Michael Phelps Good Mornings Mosey with Coupons
THE THANG: Tire Suicides 5 cones 5 rounds 1st cone = 1 rep Tire Flip (Must come back to come 1 after every other cone workout, à la a suicide drill in basketball)
2nd cone = 2 reps Alternate Coupon Merkin
3rd cone = 3 reps Coupon Shoulder Press
4th cone = 4 reps Coupon Kettle Bell Swing
5th cone = 5 reps Coupon Squats
MULTIPLY REPS BY THE ROUND!!!
Finish with Suicide Blockies for good measure
MARY: -WWI Sit-ups -Freddie Mercury (slow and controlled breath) -Flutter kicks -Side Plank swaps -High plank Low plank
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -Check slack -Convergence
COT: -Prayers for Squatter/Stephanie -Butterfingers family pet -Horizon Daughter Wedding -Fabuloso Baby #2 arrival
PLAYLIST: Mr. Pancake forgot speaker
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant – Time Under Tension

Date: 2026-06-15 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Dilbert, Beary Queen – BQ, hambone, Horizon, Mr. Pancake FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:perfect
WARMUP: SSH 20 IC and good mornings
THE THANG: Time Under Tension (43 min) Grab a heavy bag (55-80 lbs) and a lighter one (20-40 lbs)
and we start walking about every 5 or so min drop the weights and perform the following
10 Merkins 10 Bent over rows 10 Shoulder press 10 Curls 10 BB SU or continue until the last PAX finishes their 10
Rinse and repeat and we got in 8 stops.
MARY: no time
MOLESKINE: Not much mumble chatter today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack, lots to name
COT: Prayers for Squatter, Horizon’s daughter’s wedding this weekend, and the PAX health
PLAYLIST: None today