Tag: Fortran

Posted on

Pollos and their Coyote (Me)

Date: 2026-06-05 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Esposa , PAX: Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott, Esposa, Fortran, Michael Freiburg, Toto FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Sucky
WARMUP: Broga
THE THANG: Crossing the border, and paying your coyote along the way such as. Burpee dodge the border patrol and cocaine bear crawls. We sweat and Garmin says 707 calories burned well done Pollos
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff World Cup watch party for Japan and Brazil Andrew McDermott
COT: Always need prayer and for Sweet Caroline testing tomorrow in Boston Michael Freiburg
PLAYLIST: from Quinto de Junio with classics like Pink Pony Club, Pep Poker Face and No Cocaine
Posted on

Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-06-26 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Donkey Hammer , PAX: Fortran, Donkey Hammer FNGs: None COUNT: 2. Guest appearances by Esposa and Sugar Momma. CONDITIONS: 70 and sticky
WARMUP: loop around the church, grab a coupon
THE THANG: mobility warm up, EMOM x 30 minutes
MARY:
MOLESKINE: Esposa missed his alarm. Where is everybody?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: Skynnard
Posted on

Detention

Date: 2026-06-22 AO: Detention Q: Tinkertoy , PAX: Esposa, Andrew McDermott, Tinkertoy, Fortran FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Rain and lightning
WARMUP: the usual
THE THANG: Partner up. 10 rounds. Partner 1 work Partner 2 lunge -5 Dry docks -10 Merkins -15 Air squats
MARY: -Freddy Mercs -Box cutters -Plank stabilization x2 -Super man -WW1 -LBCs -V ups
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
Posted on

Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-06-12 AO: Cruel Hall Q: EZ-Go , PAX: EZ-Go, Fortran, Focker, Esposa, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
Posted on

Detention

Date: 2026-06-08 AO: Detention Q: Andrew McDermott , PAX: Esposa, Focker, Tinkertoy, Donkey Hammer, Fortran, Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott, Toto FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
Posted on

ImpromptQ

Date: 2026-06-01 AO: Detention Q: Focker , PAX: Focker, EZ-Go, Pedialyte, Fortran, Michael Freiburg, Matador, Pepsi, Esposa FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: sticky and beautiful
WARMUP: various stretches, even through in some V-ups
THE THANG: made up on the spot. Partner up and to playground P-1 does rifle carry to top of sidewalk and back while P-2 does exercise and then switch Pull ups Monkey humpers Merkins Lunges Rows
Return blocks and to church lot 10–>1 descending burpee count at bottom with 10 ww1 at top.
MARY: none
MOLESKINE: no music since I didn’t have a speaker and my phone died. Otherwise good vibes!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: pray over and for our wives
PLAYLIST: nah
Posted on

Emergency Q

AO: detention
Q: Donkey Hammer
PAX: Accounts Receivable, Movin On Up, Cal Worthington, Pedialyte, Esposa, Tinkertoy, Kraut, Harry Caray, Fortran, Deep State, Michael Freiburg, Focker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS:
48 degrees, dark

WARMUP:
easy short loop, old man stretches

THE THANG:
short jog to Sir Winston Church Hill

11’s – atomic merkins at the bottom, jump squats at the top

short jog back to the start
Tabata 40 seconds on/15 seconds off- multiple rounds of Jane Fondas, SLR, imperial walkers, hillbillies, calf raises, Freddy Mercs, shoulder taps

MOLESKINE:
Thanks for letting me be the emergency Q. We made it up as we went but the energy level was high. Most animated coffeeteria I’ve seen in a while.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Crieve Hall Butter Ball Crawl this Thursday. Run starts at 7am. Coffee and pancakes after. Bring the whole family. EZ-Go sent out a sign up for planning purposes. $5 donation encouraged. We will also meet up Wednesday night for prerun planning and putting out signs. I’ll send out a time when I know it.

COT:
Thinking about Deep State ‘s aunt and Dale Clay.

Posted on

123 Burpee

AO: detention
Q: Esposa
PAX: Uncle Jerry, Pedialyte, Focker, Grape, Donkey Hammer, Andrew McDermott, Harry Caray, Young and Restless, Accounts Receivable, Matador, Fortran, EZ-Go, Topanga (Scott)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
CONDITIONS: very crisp

WARMUP: Broga followed by burpee Apocalypse

THE THANG: Deck of Cards
:clubs: lung 2=1
:hearts: Arods= j-low with a pickle pounder
:diamonds:Superman’s
:spades: Merkins
Aces. 11 burpees plus the work out

MOLESKINE: get it

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 2.0 work out, Crieve Hall Butter Ball Crawl

COT: Prayer

Posted on

Tour de Crieve Hills

AO: cruelhall
Q: Focker
PAX: Esposa, Accounts Receivable, Pedialyte, Pepsi, Tinkertoy, Donkey Hammer, Finger Dust, EZ-Go, Harry Caray, Fortran
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: some would say perfect. Finger Dust would say a tad chilly

WARMUP: various active stuff (high knees and the sort)

THE THANG:
-indigenous people run to bottom of Cochran. Catch-me-if-you-can with partner going backward up hill while other partner does squats and WW1 then sprints to catch up
-mosey to grassy hill in ag center
-10 squats—>sprint up—>20 ww1–>back down
-10 merkins, 10 squats—>sprint—>20 heel lifts
-10 merkins, 10 squats, 10 monkey humpers—>20 crunchy frogs
-10 merkins, 10 squats, 10 monkey humpers, 10 dry socks—>sprint—> 20 Ww1
-indigenous people run back to start
-sprints and jogs of various %
-2 minute low plank

MOLESKINE: thank you men for entertaining me with the long journey today. Covered almost a 5K. LOL, lots of love

ANNOUNCEMENTS: octoburpee , f3dads , and come out for F3 After Dark

COT: step back and assess where you’re at. Complacent? Make a change

Posted on

Upper and Lower

AO: detention
Q: Focker
PAX: Esposa, Matador, Accounts Receivable, Mistah Mistah, Pepsi, Tinkertoy, Fortran, Movin On Up, Pedialyte, Uncle Jerry, Andrew McDermott, Finger Dust, Kraut, Harry Caray
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS: start with your hoodie, take off within five minutes

WARMUP: dynamic stretching

THE THANG: upper body first
12 rounds of “pump you ups” AKA
1 minute of:
5 pull ups
10 hand release merkins
15 dry docks

Mosey to bus hill for lower body
10 jump squats
15 lunges (single count)
20 Alabama prom dates
Run up hill
10 feet together squats
15 monkey humpers
20 hip flexor pumps
Bernie hill
10 star jumps
15 Smurf jacks
20 frog pumps
Sprint 100%
Repeat one more time

Mosey to start for my choice of gut work

MOLESKINE: good upper body pump today. Gonna be lots of men walking sideways through doors. Booty cheeks and quads definitely gonna be sore.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: too many to mention! Check Slack you dummies

COT: thankful for Topanga (Scott) and his example. Prayers for his mom in this time. Andrew McDermott’s sister upcoming surgery. Shoutout to Mistah Mistah on the new addition tomorrow!
Thankful for my wife who continues to be gracious and patient with me as we celebrate 7 years today.