Detention

Date: 2026-09-28 AO: Detention Q: Donkey Hammer , PAX: Andrew McDermott, Donkey Hammer, Matador, Swig, Topanga, Pedialyte, Focker, Esposa, Fortran, 8 Mile FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: Donkey mobility warm up
THE THANG: Tabata 4×4 – 45 seconds on/15 seconds off Round 1: goblet squats, curls , APD, KB swings Round2: thrusters, 1arm rows, mountain climbers, broad jumps Round 3: front squats, 2 arm rows, high plank on block, Arods Round 4: calf raises, alternating block merkins, side planks on block
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tinkertoy has a healthy new baby boy! Huge congratulations to his wife and family.
PLAYLIST: Guns and Buns – various tunes by Guns and Roses and Bad Bunny

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-30 AO: Smokeboots Q: moneyshot , PAX: Dr Seuss, Back Office, Harry Caray, Snow Bunny, moneyshot, Trap House, Donkey Hammer, Down Under, My Pleasure, Tinkertoy, Fortran, Beer Run FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS:
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-23 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Focker, Snow Bunny, Sugar mama, Harry Caray, Down Under, EZ-Go, Fortran, Tinkertoy, moneyshot, LitterBox FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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Detention

Date: 2026-09-21 AO: Detention Q: Swig , PAX: Focker, Swig, Matador, EZ-Go, Fortran, Tinkertoy, 8 Mile, Peabody FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: was that a breeze?
WARMUP: simple stretching routine
THE THANG: Shot Caller Run
Bball shot to determine coupon usage. Round 1 – squats. Round 2 – lungs / calf raises.
Croquet Shot – determine quantity of exercise. Round 1 – merkins.
MARY: 1 min flutters, 1 minute plank, 1 minute squat hold.
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COT: healthy delivery for Tinker Toy’s baby!
PLAYLIST: Gaurdians and Sport Theme Songs

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-16 AO: Smokeboots Q: moneyshot , PAX: Tinkertoy, EZ-Go, Down Under, Donkey Hammer, Harry Caray, moneyshot, ATM, Snow Bunny, My Pleasure, Fortran FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-09-11 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Swig , PAX: Tinkertoy, Fortran, Pedialyte, Swig FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS: Swig fill out when able
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-09 AO: Smokeboots Q: Cowboy , PAX: Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, moneyshot, Tinkertoy, Harry Caray, My Pleasure, Fortran, Cowboy FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Detention

Date: 2026-09-07 AO: Detention Q: Fortran , PAX: Tinkertoy, Fortran, Esposa, Andrew McDermott FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
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THE THANG: Murph
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PLAYLIST: Linkin Park – Meteora

Love it if we made it

Date: 2026-09-04 AO: Cruel Hall Q: SalPal , PAX: DonkeyKong, Matador, Focker, SalPal, Fortran, Pedialyte, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-02 AO: Smokeboots Q: Focker , PAX: Focker, ATM, Dr Seuss, Fortran, Donkey Hammer, Cowboy, Beer Run, moneyshot, Down Under, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: sweat inducing
WARMUP: running
THE THANG: running
MARY: we didn’t ask their names, so unsure if we saw Mary
MOLESKINE: great convos
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: had to be there
PLAYLIST: heavy breathing