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Merkin’s Favorite Pastime

Date: 2026-10-19 AO: Detention Q: Pepsi , PAX: Matador, Tinkertoy, Fortran, Pepsi, Focker, Topanga, Pound Puppy, None FNGs: 1 None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Cool and Crispy
WARMUP: Normal and some dynamic stuff
THE THANG:
9 Innings
1st 30 – Merkins 30 – Squats Run
2nd 30 – Carolina Dry Docks 30 – Lunges Run
3rd 30 – Overhead Press 30 – Calf Raises Run
4th 30 – Curls 30 – Kettlebell Swings Run
5th 30 – Lawnmower pulls (15 each arm) 30 – American Hammers Run
6th 30 – Skull Crushers 30 – WW1s Run
7th 30 – Shoulder Lifts 30 – Alabama Prom Dates Run
Guardian Run
8th 30 – Bullpen Bench Press 30 – Bullpen Prisoner Walk Run
9th 1st out – 10 burpees 2nd out – 10 burpees 3rd out – 10 burpees
MARY: No time
MOLESKINE: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4:13 event on Wednesday ML Rose 20% of your dinner goes to the 4:13.
COT: Tinkertoy strength while raising Henry
PLAYLIST: Tom Petty Don’t Back Down radio on Spotify
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Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-10-09 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Tinkertoy , PAX: Pedialyte, Fortran, Tinkertoy, Focker, Donkey Hammer, Matador FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Brisk 56*
WARMUP: Dynamic. Static. Mosey to Cochran.
THE THANG: Partner off. 1 lunges up hill. 2 works (5 dry dock, 10 merkins, 15 air squats). Mosey to partner and switch.
Mosey down Cochran to cooldown stretch. Mosey to startx.
MARY: N/A
MOLESKINE: The dug up yard is an older guy that believes he is saving the roots of his trees from a killer bacteria/fungus.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: N/A
COT: Fortran’s beach trip with in-laws in a 2 bed condo. Focker’s family near the path of the hurricane. Mantador’s student giving his life to Christ after 2 years of hard conversations.
PLAYLIST: The best.
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-10-07 AO: Smokeboots Q: ATM , Donkey Hammer PAX: ATM, Tinkertoy, Down Under, moneyshot, Fortran, Cowboy, Donkey Hammer, Beer Run FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Detention

Date: 2026-09-28 AO: Detention Q: Donkey Hammer , PAX: Andrew McDermott, Donkey Hammer, Matador, Swig, Topanga, Pedialyte, Focker, Esposa, Fortran, 8 Mile FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: Donkey mobility warm up
THE THANG: Tabata 4×4 – 45 seconds on/15 seconds off Round 1: goblet squats, curls , APD, KB swings Round2: thrusters, 1arm rows, mountain climbers, broad jumps Round 3: front squats, 2 arm rows, high plank on block, Arods Round 4: calf raises, alternating block merkins, side planks on block
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tinkertoy has a healthy new baby boy! Huge congratulations to his wife and family.
PLAYLIST: Guns and Buns – various tunes by Guns and Roses and Bad Bunny
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-30 AO: Smokeboots Q: moneyshot , PAX: Dr Seuss, Back Office, Harry Caray, Snow Bunny, moneyshot, Trap House, Donkey Hammer, Down Under, My Pleasure, Tinkertoy, Fortran, Beer Run FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS:
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-23 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Focker, Snow Bunny, Sugar mama, Harry Caray, Down Under, EZ-Go, Fortran, Tinkertoy, moneyshot, LitterBox FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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Detention

Date: 2026-09-21 AO: Detention Q: Swig , PAX: Focker, Swig, Matador, EZ-Go, Fortran, Tinkertoy, 8 Mile, Peabody FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: was that a breeze?
WARMUP: simple stretching routine
THE THANG: Shot Caller Run
Bball shot to determine coupon usage. Round 1 – squats. Round 2 – lungs / calf raises.
Croquet Shot – determine quantity of exercise. Round 1 – merkins.
MARY: 1 min flutters, 1 minute plank, 1 minute squat hold.
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COT: healthy delivery for Tinker Toy’s baby!
PLAYLIST: Gaurdians and Sport Theme Songs
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-16 AO: Smokeboots Q: moneyshot , PAX: Tinkertoy, EZ-Go, Down Under, Donkey Hammer, Harry Caray, moneyshot, ATM, Snow Bunny, My Pleasure, Fortran FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-09-11 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Swig , PAX: Tinkertoy, Fortran, Pedialyte, Swig FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-09 AO: Smokeboots Q: Cowboy , PAX: Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, moneyshot, Tinkertoy, Harry Caray, My Pleasure, Fortran, Cowboy FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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