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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-09 AO: Smokeboots Q: Cowboy , PAX: Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, moneyshot, Tinkertoy, Harry Caray, My Pleasure, Fortran, Cowboy FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Detention

Date: 2026-09-07 AO: Detention Q: Fortran , PAX: Tinkertoy, Fortran, Esposa, Andrew McDermott FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
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THE THANG: Murph
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PLAYLIST: Linkin Park – Meteora
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Love it if we made it

Date: 2026-09-04 AO: Cruel Hall Q: SalPal , PAX: DonkeyKong, Matador, Focker, SalPal, Fortran, Pedialyte, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-02 AO: Smokeboots Q: Focker , PAX: Focker, ATM, Dr Seuss, Fortran, Donkey Hammer, Cowboy, Beer Run, moneyshot, Down Under, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: sweat inducing
WARMUP: running
THE THANG: running
MARY: we didn’t ask their names, so unsure if we saw Mary
MOLESKINE: great convos
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: had to be there
PLAYLIST: heavy breathing
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Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-08-28 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Esposa , PAX: Fortran, Pedialyte, EZ-Go, Esposa FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
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MOLESKINE: Esposa, update at your leisure…
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Detention

Date: 2026-08-24 AO: Detention Q: Focker , PAX: Fortran, Winona, Tinkertoy, Focker, Topanga (Scott), Matador, Pedialyte, Esposa, My Pleasure FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: scrub weather
WARMUP: pre op area and consent (typical stretches)
THE THANG: Vitals x5 minutes 5 burpees 10 squats 15 merkins 20 crunches Repeat
Rolling to OR! Blacktop 12 kick throughs 10 merkins 10 squats Sprint Decrease reps by 2 until done
Off to surgery 10 minutes 5 pull ups 10 lunges 15 ww1
Rolling to PACU! Off to bus hill Bernie then bear crawl
MARY: recovery and PT
MOLESKINE: good stories and talk from all.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: be honest with yourself and God. Only way to get better
PLAYLIST: good stuff
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-08-26 AO: Smokeboots Q: Cowboy , PAX: Beer Run, Snow Bunny, Down Under, Back Office, Cowboy, moneyshot, Donkey Hammer, Fortran FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-08-21 AO: Cruel Hall Q: hambone , PAX: Matador, Fortran, Focker, Tinkertoy, Esposa, hambone, Forgotten Pax 1, Forgotten Pax 2 FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: not as asscrack hot as it has been
WARMUP: SSH, toy soldiers, good mornings, etc
THE THANG:
1. Don’t Drop the Bell (www.instagram.com/reel/DJHk2tovkL4/) 2. 165lb Tombstone Carry / 100 lb medicine ball carry–two teams, two different lanes, same amount of suck 3. Sandbag Carry with Tombstone Carry / 100lb medicine ball carry–throw in an 80 or 100lb sandbag for each team 4. Sandbag Toss 80 or 100 lbs–toss and then rotate.
MARY: 75 big boy sit ups
MOLESKINE: The bell never lies. The men of cruel hall answered the challenge. Esposa still recognizes my cannonball status.
COT: Continued prayers as we finish the week
PLAYLIST: I don’t know, it was random
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Detention

Date: 2026-08-10 AO: Detention Q: Matador , PAX: Tinkertoy, Focker, Matador, Andrew McDermott, Pedialyte, Esposa, Topanga (Scott), Fortran FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: warm but not terrible
WARMUP: GM, WMH, SSH, Broga -Indigenous Peoples Run: the Commemorative Accounts Receivable Loop
THE THANG: I. Welsh Dragon :flag-wales::dragon: -4 bear crawl steps -1 merkin -1 plank jack -1 shoulder tap (2 is 1) Then 4 bear crawls again, but now do 2 reps of everything, then 3 reps; see if you can get to 10 reps without failure
II. Pavilion sprints 10 burpees Sprint across pavilion and back 20 WWI – sprint 30 squats – sprint The PAX attempted to complete 5 rounds
III. Surprise, Welsh Dragon again! Yay! :flag-wales::dragon:
MARY: Jesus’ mom
MOLESKINE: love their journals and planners
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -The PAX and other community members rallied around Toothless and fam to support them while 2.0 Wally is in the hospital. Over $2,000 given! Thanks to Focker for leading the charge. -lots of other announcements, check slack
COT: -Prayers for Wally. Healing and protection. -prayers for Peabody’s brother who struggles. -prayers for many of our wives. New jobs, heavy responsibilities, overwhelm of admin chaos with the start of the school year. -May God give us an undercurrent of his peace amidst the busyness, and wisdom for when to say no.
PLAYLIST: classic 2001 album “Is This It” by The Strokes in its entirety. The PAX did not complain so I assume they loved it. They did complain about the second welsh dragon.
AOQ NOTE Honored to be your new AOQ :dancer: Looking forward to a grueling year of fitness and fellowship in the gloom
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Soggy bottoms

Date: 2026-07-27 AO: Detention Q: tampalibra , PAX: tampalibra, Deep State, Andrew McDermott, Fortran, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: SSH x 20 Squat x 10 Finger banger x 10 Jack Webb up to 10
THE THANG: 1 seal burpee 2 reverse lunges 2 is 1 3 crab toe touch 2 is 1 4 block thrusters
MARY: Shoulder tap x 20 just to make sure we hit the shoulders Flutter x 30 WWI x 10
MOLESKINE: Recapped the story of Lot putting himself of proximity to wickedness. He rationalized it very well, but we see how it massively skewed his perception of morality.
Prayers to keep our eyes (and hearts) in check, for chaos and a tough season in YHCs home, and for Esposa