Smokeboots

Date: 2026-05-13 AO: Smokeboots Q: Focker , EZ-Go PAX: Back Office, Smokehouse, Berry Brooks (ATM), Trap House, Focker, moneyshot, Tinkertoy, Accounts Receivable, Down Under, Cowboy, EZ-Go, LitterBox FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS:
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Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-05-08 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Matador , PAX: Focker, Tinkertoy, Matador, Deep State, Esposa, Pedialyte FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS:
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Detention

Date: 2026-05-11 AO: Detention Q: Tinkertoy , PAX: Focker, Tinkertoy, Matador, Deep State, Esposa, Movin On Up, Pedialyte, Sherpa, Leroy FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Gloomy. Rainy.
WARMUP: Dynamic: mosey, toy soldier, shuffle, but kick. Static: GM, hamstring, WMH, center reach, side reach, arm circle, shoulder press
THE THANG: 4 corners. 50 reps each corner. 3 rounds. Mode of transport: creepers/prisoner walks -Step ups -Box squat -Merkin -WW1
7s -Air squat -Merkin Mode of transport: Lunge
MOLESKINE: Esposa modified lunge with bear crawl. Brave. Bold. Inspiring.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Struggle Endure ruck at 6am Saturday.
Leroy (DR) said he has been to workouts all around the country and this was the best one he has participated in pulled together under limited time.
COT: Leroy’s (DR) daughter getting married. Estranged. Wants to communicate and be involved but currently a one way street. Matador’s group of students attending a Christian conference. That they hear and respond to the gospel. Kids and children on the way for everyone.
PLAYLIST: Mountain Jam (33:38) Let the drummer kick (4:17) Sid & Nancy (3:10)

Atlantis

Date: 2026-05-07 AO: Atlantis Q: Focker , PAX: Wet Wipes, Puzzlah, SalPal, DintyMoore, Focker FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: crisp and clear
WARMUP: various regular movements with a lap around the water tank
THE THANG: borrowed some blocks from Crieve Hall
3 rounds total Each movement = 45 sec work / 15 sec rest Round Circuit: 1. Cinderblock squats close together 2. Block Russian Twists 3. Block Overhead Hold March (slow march, core tight) 4. Block merkins alternating hands 5. Block reach ups One minute plank reset Run around water tank
AMRAP (as many rounds as possible): 5 minutes – 10 x Block Thrusters (light/moderate pace) – 20 x Block Flutter Kicks (count each leg) – 20 x rows – 10x Block Plank Pull-Throughs (drag block side to side) run around water tank
No rest, continuous: – 20 x Sit-Ups – 15 x flutters – 10 x V-Ups – 30 sec Plank Repeat nonstop for 5 minutes
MOLESKINE: yall are in good hands with Puzzlah. Provided the only non-coffee drinker with a personal protein drink.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: see Slack for details
COT: Squatter prayed for you and your wife! DintyMoore in the passing of an old athlete of his
PLAYLIST: old-school funk and old-school hip-hop

Green Machine

Date: 2026-04-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Young and Restless, Squatter, Esposa, bluemule, Focker, EZ-Go, SalPal, Horizon, Pep, Topanga (Scott), Cowboy, Wham-O, moneyshot, Andrew McDermott, Pepsi, Swig, Matador, Black Lung, Pedialyte, Puzzlah, Betty Ford, SquareD FNGs: None COUNT: 22 CONDITIONS: chill in the air that gave way to dripping sweat
WARMUP: walking from your car
THE THANG: 400m burpee broad jump, 400m lunges, 400m bear crawl, 400m run
MOLESKINE: everyone can’t wait for next year. I’ll make sure to give the countdown weekly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile in 365 days
COT: laughing and hugging and holding hands
PLAYLIST: Cowboy with the assist

Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-04-17 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Michael Freiburg , PAX: Tinkertoy, Focker, Michael Freiburg, Donkey Hammer, Pedialyte FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
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Detention

Date: 2026-04-13 AO: Detention Q: Focker , PAX: Swig, Movin On Up, Average Size, EZ-Go, Michael Freiburg, Pedialyte, Tinkertoy, Esposa, Focker, Topanga (Scott) FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-04-10 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Focker , PAX: Young and Restless, Focker, Esposa, Donkey Hammer, tampalibra, Pedialyte, Michael Freiburg, Tinkertoy, Sherpa, Matador (DR) FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: cool with an awe-inspiring sunrise
WARMUP: various stretches while the 0531 convoy rolled in
THE THANG: 5 pull ups, 10 bar rows, 15 shoulder presses, 20 incline merkins Followed by various core engaging exercises (planks, flutters, hammers, bird dogs, Superman’s, dead bugs)
Repeat for entire workout
MOLESKINE: tampalibra bemoaning the faulty alarm clocks of half our PAX. Esposa always finding a new topic of conversation. Everyone saying “wow Focker what a great workout this is”
ANNOUNCEMENTS: impossible mile, march into may, various rucking challenges and go see 4:13!
COT: thankful for DR matador joining us! Prayers for Sherpa ministering to his wife in a tough time. Hopefully last interview for my wife.
PLAYLIST: good oldies

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-04-07 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Focker , PAX: Pepsi, Tinkertoy, Esposa, Focker, DrRupp, Matador, Betty Ford, Toothless, Pep, Topanga (Scott), sooner FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect for what we had ahead of us
WARMUP: stretches and a jog
THE THANG: “Killer B’s” Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Bear crawl back 30 yards.
Did this for 5 rounds
MOLESKINE: Everyone kept talking about much fun this was and wanted a longer version where the exercises were continuous. Maybe in a mile format perhaps
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -impossible mile April 23 – Matador doing his own Plankpril – March into May step challenge
COT: -illnesses and deaths -tolerating family -job interview for my M
PLAYLIST: “B” related songs

Dora and Boots

Date: 2026-04-03 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Tinkertoy , PAX: Focker, Donkey Hammer, Matador, Michael Freiburg, Esposa, Pedialyte, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: decent. humidish
WARMUP: dynamics: jog, imperials, hillbillies, hip rotations, Frankensteins. Static: WMH, down dog, foot to elbow, cobra, scorpion, arm circles, Phelps, OHS.
THE THANG: Dora 6 rounds (work/1 lap) -10 Coupon Merkins / hold plank 6 rounds (work/1 lap) -15 Overhead squats / lunge in place 6 rounds (work/1 lap) -20 Coupon scull crushers / curls 6 rounds (work/1 lap) -15 Coupon thrusters / lunge in place 6 rounds (work/1 lap) -10 Coupon snatch / WW1 Circle of thrust if time
MOLESKINE: No rest. A lot of running. Okay playlist.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: He has risen
COT: Pastor Jay at Brentwood Baptist Tinkertoy’s brother’s father-in-law on hospice Focker’s wife considering full time work at FRA
PLAYLIST: Mediocre alternative music