B.E.A.C.H. B.O.D.S. :beach_with_umbrella: :muscle:

AO: cruelhall
Q: Toothless
PAX: Deep State, EZ-Go, Pedialyte, Accounts Receivable, Donkey Hammer, blackwidow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Steadily soggy…but we had it made in the shade (literally) of the Cruel Hall pavilion :classical_building:

PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4zyFdHWdnCRvbNwafZcrMI?si=467e64ecea4d467b

WARMUP:
– 30 x SSH
– 10 x Willy Mays Hays
– 15 x High Knees OYO
– 15 x Butt Kickers OYO
– 10 x Carrot Pullers (pka Cherry Pickers, which makes no sense)
– 10 x Windmills

THE THANG: BEACH BODS :beach_with_umbrella: :muscle:

PAX split into 2 groups, switching off as runners for a rotation timer while the other group busts out the reps below. All PAX have to complete all reps, group waits for the 6 to transition to the next exercise.

Travel on blacktop: Mosey down, bear crawl across, bernie back, shuffle across. 2 laps each rotation.

Big boy sit-ups x 50
Euro steps x 50
Atomic merkins x 50
Crab jacks x 50
Happy crunchy frogs x 50

Modify travel to replace bear crawl with shuffle across, still x2 laps

Bulgarian split squats x 50
Outlaws x 50
Dry docks x 50
Smurf jacks x 50

MOLESKINE: The workout and tunes were admittedly the opposite vibe of the surroundings, but it was a good lift and it proved the point that you’ve gotta put in the work before you get to enjoy the results. Those BEACH BODS will be better on Spring Break for having spent the morning in the rainy Gloom today.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– brewsday next week
– Murder Mile at the end of the month at greenmachine

COT:
– Prayers for family coming in town, speed of life is fast
– Prayers for a cousin with a new baby, entering parenthood
– Prayers for school decision and family conversations on the topic
– Prayers for a pregnant wife, that nausea continues to abate

YHC shared that we just got back from a trip to visit my wife’s grandpa whose wife had just passed away. They had been married almost 60 years. Reminder to the PAX that we’re not guaranteed any time at all, and to take a moment of gratitude for their spouse and share an extra word of encouragement or an I love you today.

It’s always an honor and a joy to join you gents out in Crieve Hall – thanks for the warm (ish) welcome and I look forward to next time!

— Toothless :tooth:

What’s the name of the dwarf kingdom?

AO: greenmachine
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Works for a Guy, FeelTheBerns, EZ-Go, Sherlock, Cowboy, Deep State, Black Lung, Esposa, Firefox, t-cell, moneyshot, Focker, monster biscuit, Betty Ford, Haggis
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS: Too hot for a hoodie

WARMUP:

10 Walk out push ups
20 Imperial walkers
10 Hillbillies
Willy Mays Hayes

THE THANG:
Our F3 fellowship had to deliver the Ring (bumper plate) to Mt. Doom. There were 4 stops on our journey with a weighted exercise at every station.

Rivendell – 3 reps for the elven kings
Pick up 15lb ring
IP run around track
– 3 mercs w ring and pass down
– Everyone mercs while we wait

Moria – 7 reps for dwarf lords
Pick up 15lb ring
IP run around track
– 7 ring presses
– Everyone mountain climbers while we wait

Gondor – 9 reps for mortal men
Pick up 25lb ring
IP run around track
– 9 ring squats
– Everyone air squats while we wait

Mt. Doom – 1 ring to rule them all
Pick up 35lb ring
IP run around track
– Overhead ring carry up bleachers
– Everyone burpees while we wait

MARY and Pippin:
Hold 6in until time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Last week of #leanpax!
Brewruck next Tuesday
Potential CSAUP at Greenmachine upcoming

PRAYERS:
Haggis job search
EZ-Go kids school change

Always a pleasure to be with this crew. Solid showing, solid effort, solid gainz!

Peace.
EZ

Groundhog Day

AO: cruelhall
Q: Esposa
PAX: Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Grape, blackwidow, Pedialyte, 0
FNGs: 1 0
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Crisp

WARMUP: Espoga

THE THANG:
4 corners
– 5 burpees
– 10 atomics
– 15 merican
– 20 dry docks
Mode of Transport Walk lunge
3 suicides
– 10 1 leg dead lifts
– 20 lunges
– 30 side lunge
– 40 plank jacks
3 suicides
Mode of Transport Bear Claw
– 10 v ups
– 20 LBCs
– 30 bama dates
– 40 hammers
Superman it out

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brew Ruck 2/17

No Abs

AO: detention
Q: DintyMoore
PAX: Focker, Topanga, Works for a Guy, EZ-Go, Deep State, Accounts Receivable, Movin On Up, Esposa
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Snowflakes ❄️

WARMUP: mosey to playground

WMHs
Arm Circles
Mountain Walkers
Knee to Elbow
Plank Toe Touches

Pull-Ups
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

THE THANG: EMOM Blaster

6 min EMOMs + 2 down and back sprints after each exercise

45/15 Swings
45/15 Deadlift High Pull
45/15 Thrusters
30/30 Decline Merkins

ANNOUNCEMENTS: BrewRuck coming up after #leanpax, Prayers for @nancy

Thanks for the opportunity to lead. Good to be with you this morning

Repetitions

AO: cruelhall
Q: Works for a Guy
PAX: EZ-Go, Esposa, blackwidow, Donkey Hammer, Works for a Guy, Topanga
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Moist

WARMUP: The usual suspects

THE THANG:

5 tricep thingamajigs (kinda had to be there but included dipping under a bar)

10 rows

15 WW1s

20 merkins

While one guy did double farmers carry from the rails to the parking lot and back

Once everyone did farmers carry, we did it again. Twice in all.

Then 7s on church hill w/ burpees and jump squats

@ezgo took care of Mary as I had to dip at 6:13

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

@esposa believes that three-year-old with diarrhea are the cutest thing on earth

Only a few weeks left of lean packs

We should all double down after a week off because of snow

I actually wasn’t there for this part so I’m not sure about others

Getting Back in the Groove

AO: detention
Q: Toothless
PAX: Works for a Guy, Movin On Up, EZ-Go, Deep State, Esposa, Donkey Hammer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Crisp, but a little light creeping in the sky now and some warmth that comes with it. Some said it was almost like running on the beach… :sunglasses:

PLAYLIST: Earth, Wind, & Fire to get back in the GROOVE!

WARM-O-RAMA
Mosey to pavilion, grab a block on the way
– Side straddle hops x 30
– High knees
– Windmills
– Butt kickers
– Carrot pullers
– Willy mays hays

– Active warmups to and from middle
– A skips, B skips, karaoke, low shuffle, 50% run

THE THANG:

11s V1
– Rows, each side is half
– Hand release merkins
– Lunge to middle, mosey back

11s V2
– Goblet squats
– Big boy sit-ups
– Mosey both ways

4 Corners
Partnered, Dora style, one exercise at each corner, group waits for six before rotating to next corner

Travel is to run the available square twice, with a mosey on the long sides and a shuffle when moving across

– 50 Ten count Body Builders with block (tacks on an overhead press with block)
– 100 Supermans
– 200 Dry docks
– 400 American hammers

MOLESKINE:
Had too much fun with the 11’s and 10 count body builders, ran out of time on our 400 American Hammers. Ah well, there’s always time for more abs later. All the PAX were feeling good to be back.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– A yellow card in leanpax still means you’re in the game, get back on the horse! 3 weeks left, ends the day before the superbowl
– 2.0 walk/ruck this Saturday AM, Focker for details
– The Hunger Games™ at @Natural_Ice ‘s on Saturday PM, co-Q’d by the game master @Firefox

As always, it was an honor to lead. Thanks for the opportunity!
— Toothless :tooth:

Back to School

AO: detention
Q: Grape
PAX: Movin On Up, Esposa, Topanga, Works for a Guy, Accounts Receivable, EZ-Go, Deep State, Focker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: crisp

WARMUP: SSH, LBAC, seal claps, OH claps, 1+ mile “heard it through the grapevine” run around the hood

THE THANG: Dora 1-2-3 with coupons

100 Burpees
200 Sumo squats
300 OH press (modified to chest press halfway through)
Partner ran parking lot loop

Sprints at various percentages (60, 67, 80, 100, 98, 90, 82, 75, @esposa speed, etc.)

5 MoM

ANNOUNCEMENTS: #leanpax

Hendersonville rising on 1/13 at 6am

COT: prayers for @focker to have patience and a longer fuse with family, prayers for @ez-go to have peace about middle schoolers and grades, praise for @accountsrecievable and continued blessing of marriage counseling

It was an honor gentlemen!! Thanks for having me!

🍇

The 12 days of Coupons

AO: cruelhall
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: blackwidow, Accounts Receivable, Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Works for a Guy, Esposa
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS:
A frosty 24 degrees with 93% humidity

WARMUP:
SSH, Imperial walkers, and Hillbillies in cadence
Mosey in front of school

THE THANG:
12 Days of Coupons
Get a block
Just like the song, start with 1, then 2 and 1, and so on
Run parking lot between sets

1 Hand stand push up
2 Squat press
3 LT Dan
4 WW1
5 KB Swings
6 Rows
7 Tricep extensions
8 Curls
9 American hammers
10 Incline merks
11 Decline merks
12 Burpees
If you get to 12 start back down the pyramid

3 Minutes of Mary: American Hammers to end

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– #Leanpax is going strong
– FIA is recruiting women for F3 style workout on Tuesday and Thursday at 5:30am in the CHE pavilion
– Beware the holiday “flop” aka the disappointments over the past few weeks. Holidays can be filled with as much sadness as joy. Bring your whole self to the New Year, to God, and to your community. This is where real growth takes place.

Cheers with non-alcoholic #leanpax approved beers 🍻
-EZ

Say Boney M three time fast……

AO: cruelhall
Q: Cowboy
PAX: Accounts Receivable, EZ-Go, moneyshot, Winona, Deep State, blackwidow, Esposa, baggervance, Pedialyte, YHC
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
Glad to be welcomed back in The Shire on a Cruel Friday.
Coming in hot makes for too
Disclaimer + Capri Lap

Warmarama –  Bro-Ga, Runners Stretch

Gather Coupons and head to the Bus Hill.

The Thang – Some college football conferences have been rightsized at the expense of others. So we chose our reps based on number of teams in each conference.
For the ACC 17 reps Chop at bottom of hill
For the Big 10 18 reps Curl at top of the hill
For the Big 12 16 reps Press at bottom of hill
For the Pac 12 2 reps Partner squat at top of hill
For the SEC 16 reps Hammers at bottom of hill
For the Sooners 16 reps at bottom of hill cause they are my favorite.

Mosey to pavillion
Tabata for 10 exercises 2 rounds – 25 sec on and 15 secs rest. Partner Up for last exercise.
Burpees
One Leg dead lifts (Coupon Optional)
Hand Release Merkins
Sit Outs
Coupon Press
Dips
Step Ups
Decline Merkins
Marine Crunches – Partner holds legs
Swap with Partner for Marine Crunches

Return Coupons

Mary – PAX Choice
And Time ……

COT – Counterama, Namearama
BOM – Gather our senses to prepare to meet the day.

The Official End of Octoburpee

AO: detention
Q: ccr
PAX: ccr, Deep State, Donkey Hammer, Esposa, EZ-Go, Focker, Michelin Man, Movin On Up, Pedialyte, t-cell, Topanga, Winona, Works for a Guy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS:. Gloomiest day in awhile. Steady rain, steady sweat

WARMUP: some stretching, some quick yoga and some arm circles forward and back. Also 10 slow and low merkins for good measure

THE THANG: well, everyone thought yesterday was the end of the octoburpee challenge. Today was a bonus day. We started with a sequence of 3 burpees, high plank and then another exercise. We did 10 total rounds mixing in merkins, dry docks, thrusters and low plank. 33 burpees.

Next was some ole fashioned 11s. Burpees and jump squats. 55 more burpees for a total of 88.

Last was some tabata work featuring atomics, sumo squats, 8 count body builders, WWI, low plank-high plank, lt. dans, BURPEES, heel touches and sprints. 16 more (for me) burpees for a total of 104 for the morning.

MARY: a quick Mary a ding in a few good mornings closed us out.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Not a ton of announcements from corporate or the AO, but @movinonup gave us a scouting report on Will Levi’s. He was good.

COT: prayers for the Tursi family in Des Moines and Rachel’s uncle Burl. Shared a quote A heard in a song and realized later was from proverbs. “God promises a safe landing, not a smooth journey”. This struck me last week as I was pondering some sad events and reminded me to keep my eyes farther down the road and know that we will all weather the ups and downs.

Great to be back fellas, Deep State, appreciate the invite as always.

Cheers,
CCR