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Date: 2026-07-08 AO: Smokeboots Q: Cal Worthington , moneyshot PAX: Trap House, Cowboy, Snow Bunny, Cal Worthington, Berry Brooks (ATM), Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, My Pleasure, Sugar mama, Focker, Tinkertoy, moneyshot FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: 2 Parts Warm, with a splash of 😎
WARMUP: We stood in a circle and waited for the Pax to Roll in!
THE THANG: We ran for our lives!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: :eyes: Slack!
Prayers :pray:: Several important prayer requests shared this am, let’s continue to lift our brothers up!
COT: Don’t stop showing UP and showing OUT!! We need each other, community is key and we are meant to live life together!
#wearebettertogether
A great run through the shire with the best friends any of us could ask for!! Greatful for my home away from home and this great group of Pax :muscle:
Also Grateful for Cold Foam. :joy:

Tooth and Pillar Ultimate Frisbee!

Date: 2026-07-07 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Firefox , PAX: Grape, Cowboy, Pep, YumYum, Firefox, Oatmeal, Two Face, Speedo, bluemule, Harbaugh, Toothless, Betty Ford, DrRupp, Go Fish, BellyUp FNGs: 1 BellyUp COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: Soupy
WARMUP: Warm-up things while waiting for Oatmeal.
THE THANG: Ultimate Frisbee! We mixed iiipillars and middle-tooth PAX into blended teams, dubbed Three Teeth (Cowboy, DrRupp, Two Face, YumYum, Oatmeal, Go Fish, and YHC) and Middle Pillar (Grape, Toothless, Speedo, Pep, bluemule, Betty Ford, and FNG BellyUp).
Normal ultimate frisbee rules. Scoring team does 5 burpees, scored upon team does 10 merkins.
Middle Pillar was hot early with FNG BellyUp scoring at least 16 of their 9 points, but Three Teeth persevered to rattle off 3 or 4 straight at the end. Middle Pillar wins 9-7. GG.
MARY: Pick up the cones.
MOLESKINE: We’ve seen enough skin for one day.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – SLT hand-off – Holy Smokers
COT: – Squatter and family – Grape’s 2.0 – Janet – Those struggling with anxiety and other mental health challenges
PLAYLIST: Grape’s trash talk

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-07-01 AO: Smokeboots Q: Tinkertoy , PAX: Smokehouse, Cowboy, moneyshot, Tinkertoy, Harry Caray, BeerRun FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS:
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-06-18 AO: Green Machine Q: Shania , PAX: Shania, Cowboy FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: A short but heavy blast of rain this morning :rain_cloud: preceded our :sunglasses: sunshine morning workout.
WARMUP: 40 x squats, SSH, Imperial walkers, a lap around the track
THE THANG: 5x burpee, 10x squats, 15x flutter kicks + mozy across the field
15x merkins + lunges across the field.
Hill climb on the grass : bear crawl up + broad jump down x 2
Hill climb on the pavement : karaoke, side shuffle x 2 ea + burnie back down.
Back to the field: 100 squats, 100 merkins / dry docks in reps of 25 with a jog across the short side of the field in between.
Thanks :face_with_cowboy_hat: cowboy for joining me in this workout for two. :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS: New baby Lola – congrats to Betty Ford.
COT: Travel coming up for Cowboy to New York.
PLAYLIST: Apple Music “Hip Hop Ride” music.apple.com/us/playlist/hip-hop-ride/pl.bad592978a074732a9e31b4bb47753cc

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-06-17 AO: Smokeboots Q: Smokehouse , PAX: Accounts Receivable, Cowboy, Smokehouse, Berry Brooks (ATM), Trap House, Tinkertoy, Down Under, Sugar mama, Dr.BeefBalls, BeerRun FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-06-11 AO: Green Machine Q: Pep , PAX: Pep, Cowboy, AuraofEsposa FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Cool with some humidity
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Rectangle – move around a rectangle: starting at endzone, down sideline to the 50, across the field to the other sideline, up the sideline to the endzone and then across to other sideline – first partner runs rectangle while second partner does slower movement. When first partner reaches second partner then partners switch. – Slow movements: – duck crawl – Komodo dragon – Lunge walk – Bear crawl 11’s at the hill – squats – Hand release mericans
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – July 11: 11’s in Percy Warner with slt hand off
COT: – healthy birth of new Betty ford child
PLAYLIST: – A+

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-06-10 AO: Smokeboots Q: moneyshot , PAX: My Pleasure, Down Under, Tinkertoy, Cowboy, Donkey Hammer, Sugar mama, moneyshot, Dr.BeefBalls FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-06-03 AO: Smokeboots Q: Smokehouse , PAX: Smokehouse, Sugar mama, Berry Brooks (ATM), Cowboy, Tinkertoy, Harry Caray, Down Under, Beer Run FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Stoneboots

Date: 2026-05-30 AO: Stonewall Q: moneyshot , PAX: Cowboy, moneyshot, Carebear, Jason Callen (Deep Dish), Sugar mama, Down Under FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS:
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F everything, we re doing five blades

Date: 2026-05-28 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , PAX: Pep, bluemule, moneyshot, Works for a Guy, Cowboy, Shania FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: moist
WARMUP: ssh, hillbillies, IW, nightclub, Phelps
THE THANG: 400m and merkins, dips, squats, ww1 with escalating 30,40,50,60 reps
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MOLESKINE: when the competition does 3 blades, go 5
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