Green Machine

Date: 2026-09-10 AO: Green Machine Q: Roadrash (Casey Greene) , PAX: Pep, Betty Ford, Shania, Roadrash (Casey Greene), moneyshot, Gutterball, Cowboy, Esposa, Farva, Raven FNGs: 1 Raven COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Amazing
WARMUP:Side straddle hop Windmills Cotton pickers Plank jacks Monkey humpers
THE THANG: Dora 123 One pax sprints to endzone and jogs back. The other pax does reps. The count keeps going until as a team they’ve done 100 merkins, 150 BB Sit Ups, 200 squats, and 300 lbc’s
Happy Birthday Farva! 20 burpees
Lastly, 11s on the hill (Carolina Dry Dock – Lunges)
MARY: 6 in for the last min
MOLESKINE: First Q = success. Goals = Peer Pressure FNG’s to return.
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COT: Squatter
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1E4k6iGhKs7UcC?si=y_cL-hcTRv60jII-_wWlyw&utm_source=copy-link&pi=2-4WU_D6QLG8h

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-09 AO: Smokeboots Q: Cowboy , PAX: Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, moneyshot, Tinkertoy, Harry Caray, My Pleasure, Fortran, Cowboy FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Green Machine – The Hand as Delt

Date: 2026-09-03 AO: Green Machine Q: Cowboy , PAX: Pep, Cowboy, moneyshot, Pepsi, Black Lung, Betty Ford, Esposa, Road Rash, Snooze, FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Hot, Just Hot. Beautiful Sunrise Mosey to 50 yard line and circle up WARMUP: SSH, Big Arm Circles, Michael Phelps, Good Mornings, Don Quixote, Prone Stretches
THE THANG: At the Goal Line a deck of cards called our workout. Each round we turned a card from the stack. The Suit called the exercise and the Number of the card called the Reps
♦ Diamonds = Merkins ♣ Clubs = Lunges ♥ Hearts = Mountain Climbers (4-ct) ♠ Spades = Big Boy Sit-ups – Number cards = reps as shown; + 10 yard line – Jack/Queen/King = 15; + 20 yard line – Ace = 25; + 50 yard line – Joker = 25 Burpees + Full field mosey
Per suit breakdown: – Number cards = 54 reps – Jack, Queen, King: = 45 reps – Ace: 25 reps – Total per suit = 124 reps – Mountain Climbers were 4 count =496 Totals for the full deck: Exercise Suit Total Reps Merkins ♦ Diamonds 124 Lunges ♣ Clubs 124 Mountain Climbers (4-ct) ♥ Hearts 496 Big Boy Sit-ups ♠ Spades 124 Burpees Jokers (×2) 50Grand total: = 918 reps across the workout . BUT we didn’t quite finish the deck. We had 2 aces left and at least 3 face cards. So about 95 reps left on the table.
Adjusted grand total: 823 reps completed
PLAYLIST: Cowboys 8 Track Mashup, sort of.

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-02 AO: Smokeboots Q: Focker , PAX: Focker, ATM, Dr Seuss, Fortran, Donkey Hammer, Cowboy, Beer Run, moneyshot, Down Under, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: sweat inducing
WARMUP: running
THE THANG: running
MARY: we didn’t ask their names, so unsure if we saw Mary
MOLESKINE: great convos
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: had to be there
PLAYLIST: heavy breathing

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-09-01 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Pep , PAX: Pep, Betty Ford, DrRupp, Topanga (Scott), Toothless, Cowboy FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Muggy and dark
WARMUP: Those who hc’d held plank while the non-HC were the timer and did five burpees.
THE THANG: Dora – 1, 2, 3 go Dora – timer: run from on second base to the other second base across the field – Exercises – 100 hand release mericans – 200 windshield wipers – 300 squat jump (slap the ground like wojo of duke fame) – 11’s at side of school – burpees + wwi
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– Brews day at melrose pub – Eat at melrose pub on Oct 21, show flyer, and portion of ticket goes towards 413
COT: – toothless child coming in next four weeks – Toothless child is scooting around (slowly getting to putting weight in hip)
PLAYLIST: Drrupp’s country americana

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-08-25 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Focker , PAX: Top Loader, Pep, Betty Ford, Focker, DrRupp, Purple Tiger, sooner, Toothless, Cowboy, Esposa, Old Maid FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: scrub weather!
WARMUP: getting consent and into the Pre-op holding
THE THANG: Vitals x5 minutes 5 burpees 10 squats 15 merkins 20 crunches Repeat
Rolling to OR and Anasthesia 10 kick throughs 10 merkins 10 squats Lap Decrease reps by 2 and repeat lap until done
Off to surgery 10 minutes 5 pull ups 10 lunges 15 ww1 Repeat
Rolling to PACU! Blacktop Bear crawls and Bernie
MARY: recovery room and PT
MOLESKINE: DrRupp with the wonderful OR insights and Toothless with the flashbacks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none really
COT: be honest with yourself and with God. Only way to get better
PLAYLIST: things Pep judged

Green Machine

Date: 2026-08-27 AO: Green Machine Q: Topanga (Scott) , PAX: WoodRider (Justin Lacy), Shania, Pep, moneyshot, Betty Ford, Topanga (Scott), Cowboy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-08-26 AO: Smokeboots Q: Cowboy , PAX: Beer Run, Snow Bunny, Down Under, Back Office, Cowboy, moneyshot, Donkey Hammer, Fortran FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-08-19 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: EZ-Go, Donkey Hammer, moneyshot, Tinkertoy, Down Under, Snow Bunny, Cowboy, ATM, DR.Seuss FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS:
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-08-12 AO: Smokeboots Q: Tinkertoy , Donkey Hammer PAX: Beer Run, moneyshot, Donkey Hammer, Cowboy, Tinkertoy, Down Under, ATM, Snow Bunny, Harry Caray, Dr.Seuss FNGs: 1 Dr.Seuss COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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