Smokeboots

Date: 2026-06-03 AO: Smokeboots Q: Smokehouse , PAX: Smokehouse, Sugar mama, Berry Brooks (ATM), Cowboy, Tinkertoy, Harry Caray, Down Under, Beer Run FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Stoneboots

Date: 2026-05-30 AO: Stonewall Q: moneyshot , PAX: Cowboy, moneyshot, Carebear, Jason Callen (Deep Dish), Sugar mama, Down Under FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS:
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F everything, we re doing five blades

Date: 2026-05-28 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , PAX: Pep, bluemule, moneyshot, Works for a Guy, Cowboy, Shania FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: moist
WARMUP: ssh, hillbillies, IW, nightclub, Phelps
THE THANG: 400m and merkins, dips, squats, ww1 with escalating 30,40,50,60 reps
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MOLESKINE: when the competition does 3 blades, go 5
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Running, but at Pep speed. The Pep-alty

Date: 2026-05-14 AO: Green Machine Q: Pep , PAX: Chunks, Squatter, Shania, moneyshot, hambone, Pep, Cowboy, Twinkle toes FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Cool, no humidity
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: String of pearls Run around lips comb block. Do an exercise at each corner. First time around 1 rep, second time 2 reps, third time 3 reps. – pull ups – Merkins – Fire hydrants – Windshield wipers
To the hill: 10 squats at bottom, 10 merkins at top 5 squats at bottom, 5 merkins at top
COT: Fox trot’s son moving from sober living to normal life
PLAYLIST: A+ playlist from Cowboy. Songs from his senior year of high school

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-05-13 AO: Smokeboots Q: Focker , EZ-Go PAX: Back Office, Smokehouse, Berry Brooks (ATM), Trap House, Focker, moneyshot, Tinkertoy, Accounts Receivable, Down Under, Cowboy, EZ-Go, LitterBox FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS:
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-05-07 AO: Green Machine Q: Pep , PAX: Cowboy, Shania, The Gipper, Betty Ford, Black Lung, Topanga (Scott), Pep, Esposa, One Call, Stevie-Wonder FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Cool and dry
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: move through field in a rectangle Indian run plus: – mosey – Bernie – Skip – side shuffle – lunge walk – bear crawl 11’s – hand release meriken – Meriken hammer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 21st holly smoker at cowboys house
COT: Squatter wife Topanga surgery Betty ford new baby
PLAYLIST: None

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-05-06 AO: Smokeboots Q: Donkey Hammer , PAX: moneyshot, Trap House, Cowboy, Donkey Hammer, Smokehouse, Tinkertoy, Beer Run FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-04-29 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Trap House, Cowboy, moneyshot, Harry Caray, EZ-Go, Tinkertoy, My Pleasure, Family ties FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-04-28 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Betty Ford , Cowboy PAX: DrRupp, Pep, Cowboy, Esposa, Betty Ford FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Cool, post rain, wet
WARMUP: Typical: SSH, LBC both ways, Willy, squats, etc
THE THANG: A flip flop from last week. Most to pavilion
Upper Betty Ford DIDS AMRAP
Lower Cowboy Exercise @ Corners around the track. Add next exercise Bonny Blairs, Squats, High Knees, Bunny Shots, 25, 50, 75, 100
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
PLAYLIST: Good Stuff. A+

Green Machine

Date: 2026-04-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Young and Restless, Squatter, Esposa, bluemule, Focker, EZ-Go, SalPal, Horizon, Pep, Topanga (Scott), Cowboy, Wham-O, moneyshot, Andrew McDermott, Pepsi, Swig, Matador, Black Lung, Pedialyte, Puzzlah, Betty Ford, SquareD FNGs: None COUNT: 22 CONDITIONS: chill in the air that gave way to dripping sweat
WARMUP: walking from your car
THE THANG: 400m burpee broad jump, 400m lunges, 400m bear crawl, 400m run
MOLESKINE: everyone can’t wait for next year. I’ll make sure to give the countdown weekly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile in 365 days
COT: laughing and hugging and holding hands
PLAYLIST: Cowboy with the assist