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Pirates at pain train

AO: pain-train
Q: G-string , Wolfpack
PAX: Pitmaster, Chili Dip, Half Lyfe, FLO, Cheeks, Derby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

Warmup: “Waking the Crew”

• Windmills (loosening the rigging)
• WMH (old pirate joints creaking)
• High knees (the pirate jig)
• Plank shoulder taps (checking the deck for loose boards)
• 10 Burpees (Swab the deck)

ADVENTURE TIME!!

THE THANG:

Two crews: Black Pearl and Flying Dutchman
Their ship: a picnic table
Their mission: travel between islands, complete challenges, and secure treasure
Each island has two treasure chests: a light cinder and a heavy cinder
After completing the island challenge, the winning crew takes the light one and loads it onto their table
The losing crew takes the heavy one and loads it onto theirs

By the final island, each ship will have multiple treasures on it, making the carry harder or easier depending on performance. Perfect payoff.

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The Thang: The Voyage

Seafaring rules:
• Crews must carry their table at all times between islands
• Crews must stay together
• No running with the tables
• Every man touches the table at least once per leg
• A crew may not leave an island until everyone finishes the challenge

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Island 1: The Stage

“Hoist the Sails”

Workout
• Each PAX does two full sandbag pulls then runs the bag back to the start
• While one man pulls, rest of the crew does merkins
• When all men have hoisted, crews race to choose their treasure

Treasure: 1 heavy block, 1 light block
Winners load the light gem onto their table
Losers haul the cursed one

Carry to next island.

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Island 2: The first Gazebo

“Walk the Plank”

Workout
• 25 pistol squats / leg (can use the bench)
– 15 reps on second round
• PAX hold a low plank

Winners grab the light treasure
Losers take the heavy one

Carry to next island.

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Island 3: The Other Gazebo

“Jump Ship”

Workout
• 20 box jumps
• PAX squat hold until the last pirate completes his jumps
– two rounds per team

Winners take light
Losers take heavy

Carry toward final showdown.

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Final Island: “Davy Jones Locker”

Unload all the blocks
Each team must do:
• 15 block thrusters per man
• 15 block rows per man
• 15 block curls per man

PAX does side straddle hops until all PAX are done

Then stack their treasure chests neatly as a “buried trove.”

First crew finished wins the day.

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Cooldown: “Return to Port”

MOLESKINE:
Verso L’alto – to the heights!

We can’t rest when we’ve reached one set of goals. That is the time to set new goals and keep pushing. Our job is to lead, to protect, and to be an example.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check the slack channels

COT:

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The Great Beaver Beatdown 🦫 🌖

AO: pain-train
Q: Sooie
PAX: Siri, Roadkill, Juicy J, FLO, Cheeks, Sooie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: A perfect 55 degrees, slight breeze, and basked in the smile of the Great Beaver herself.

WARMUP: 3 Truths and a Lie (F3 Edition)
Each PAX took turns sharing three truths and one lie while everyone did Imperial Walkers. Guess correctly? Reward yourself with 10 squats. Guess wrong? Pay the penalty: 10 burpees.
If the majority sniffed out the lie, the storyteller took the burpee penalty instead.

By the end, we learned a few surprising things about our brothers, some believable, some definitely HR violations if true.

THE THANG: The Labors of The Great Beaver
Juicy J made a brief cameo, then sped off after the “warmup” in his Prius to “save his body” for “the tussle,” dashing our hopes for an epic 3v3 showdown. So, the remaining five brave souls launched a co-op campaign to conquer four brutal labors:
– Labor 1 at gazebo 1: 100 Alternating Hand Block Merkins (as a group)
– Labor 2 at gazebo 2: 200 WWII Sit-ups with Blocks (as a group)
– Labor 3 at gazebo 3: 300 Goblet Squats with Blocks (as a group)
– Labor 4: the team returned to gazebo 1 for the Table Carry Gauntlet: 1 PAX at the front, 1 PAX at the rear of the picnic table, 2 PAX performing farmer carries with blocks, 1 PAX carrying a single block solo. We rotated positions as fatigue set in.
Completed 2 full rounds of the 4 Labors.

MOLESKINE:
None, other than reflection on the joy of doing hard (stupid) things together.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– The Ascent (11/15) see Siri for details
– Pain train food drive, bring your non-perishables to pain train to help alleviate food insecurity in our community. See FLO for details.

COT: The Fellowship of The Beaver
Topics discussed:
– Siri’s unsolicited Zoom call contribution
– Apricot explosions (don’t ask)
– Chocolate milk + spicy peanuts + paintball = a questionable life choice
– Gallon Challenge CSAUP proposal
– FIRE! it isn’t anything.
– The mysterious inner workings of the male psyche
– Deep thoughts from shallow dudes
– Quantum entanglement and other things we don’t actually understand

Prayer Requests:
That none of our lives depend on opening a pickle jar for the next couple of days.

Thank you FLO for the Flo Joe and all who came out. Had a great time!

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Deck of Death/Lymphatic Flo

AO: pain-train
Q: Motorola
PAX: FLO, Derby, El Capitan, Motorola, Cheeks, Stubs, Piglet, Roadkill
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Chilly, 40 degrees, clear skies

WARMUP: Mosey around the paved loop, neck stretches, shoulder stretch, tricep stretch, quad stretch.

THE THANG:

Suits = Exercises
Hearts = Mericans
Diamonds – Side-Straddle Hops
Spades = Squats
Clubs = Mountain Climbers (2=1)

Card Values = Reps
2-10 = Face Value
Jack = 11
Queen = 12
King = 13
Ace = 14
Joker = Run Lap

Lymphatic FLO
– https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhW5SpD_3n4

Breathwork
– 4-4-6 Breathing

Spotify Playlist
– https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7AerZpeFwZLyPAO12DdFxY?si=QnlcFqXyTnK5JzCSIv6Pyg
– https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1EIfi9jXmQqc16?si=Ayblq8mhTTu1hYKriS5wbA

MOLESKINE: When life doesn’t go the way you expect, ask yourself the question “What does this make possible?” By asking the question and acting on the answer, you shift from a victim to a hero mindset.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 11/8 Tussle

COT: Safety during trick or treating

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In Honor of SalPal

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: FLO, Siri, Cheeks, Roadkill, Piglet, G-string, Chili Dip, Motorola, Juicy J (JBowman)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Getting chilly

WARMUP: Hi I’m SalPal and I am not a professional.

THE THANG:

Burpee Apocalypse
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3(2,1)

Playing in Traffic
Ran to Sawyer Brown and back.
For every oncoming vehicle that passed:
Car/Sedan – 5 Squats
Truck/SUV/Minivan – 5 Merkins
Bus or 18 Wheeler – 5 Iron Mikes
Padiddle – Bonus 5 Burpees!

Mary
Complete 30 reps of each exercise with a 30 second low plank hold in between:
– Crunches
– Flutter Kicks
– Heel Touches
– Alabama Prom Dates
– Leg Raises
– Maybe something else… can’t remember…

MOLESKINE: Love playing in traffic… leaves plenty of time for mumblechatter and plenty of dread watching the steady stream of left hand turns coming off of the light at the halfway point… woof, that was rough.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: f3dads workout this Saturday! Check it out on slack and reach out to Sooie with questions.

Tussle is 2 weeks out!

COT: We missed you SalPal… In your honor I did a rendition of the first workout I did that you Q’d. Burpees and traffic.

Reminder to PAX to take the time to do something to honor someone in your life.

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11s

AO: the-knoll
Q: Pebbles
PAX: Timber, The Banker, AAA, Stubs, Wolfpack, Lady Liberty, Juicy J (JBowman), Cheeks, morning stār, bumblebee, link, agent eh, Wipeout , Superstar
FNGs: 2 Wipeout , Superstar
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS: perfect

WARMUP:
Side straddle hops
Back
Back Bacs
Don Quixote’s
Absolution
Perfect Merkins

THE THANG:
11s – absolution/Lt. Dan’s. MOT bearcrawl/politician
11s – Perfect Merkins/squats

MOLESKINE: Bear crawls are hard. Wolfpack crushed the first set. Great to have 2FNGs!

Shout at me if I missed tagging you in the back blast. Solid group this morning!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Chili cook-off this Sunday!

COT: Prayed for all intentions

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2028 Olympic Relay Team?

AO: pain-train
Q: Timber
PAX: El Capitan, Pebbles, G-string, The Banker, Wolfpack, FLO, Chili Dip, Derby, Piglet, Juicy J (JBowman), Hooters, Cheeks, Half Lyfe, Timber
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
CONDITIONS: 52 degrees, ~85% moon illumination

WARMUP: SSH, BACs, back BACs, mosey to coupons, carry coupons to parking lot

THE THANG: Complete exercises, run team relay lap around track between rounds
Exercises: coupon merkins (change hands each rep), goblet squat, rows, curls
Sets: 10 reps each, 5 burpees (level up option), 9 reps each, 5 burpees, etc, down to 6 reps each
Relay: when complete with 10 –> 6 set, run relay with team, passing baton to next teammate
Return to coupons and begin another round

MOLESKINE: All teams finished 3 rounds. 75 total burpees if PAX leveled up, and with the merkins and squats, the Octoburpee challenge can be checked off your to-do list for today. An FNG yesterday, Piglet showed up for round 2 today – great work! FLO and Hooters with some good juice afterwards. Just announced that G-string won the country-wide September IronPax challenge (over 5000 registrants into the competition). Beast mode.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Chiliteria (Chili cookoff) is upcoming on Sunday, Oct 19th. Check 2ndf channel for more details. Chili Dip with a VQ this upcoming Wednesday at Paintrain!

COT: “Backsliding.” A term referring to someone who was once on fire for his faith, fitness, being a father, etc., but has stopped progressing. They’ve slipped backwards on the loose gravel around us. In our journey on the mountain of life, it can be easy to backslide – all kinds of loose gravel can contribute (laziness, attachments to phones, addictions, etc). 3 suggestions to help us: develop consistent healthy routines, be aware of what our “loose gravel” is so we know what’s going on, and surround ourselves with at least a few good people who can encourage and lift us up.

I had a lot of fun leading this week. I think we might be ready to form a 2028 Olympic relay team after today. Thanks for coming out and letting me lead this week.
-Timber

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Block Burpee Ladder

AO: pain-train
Q: Derby
PAX: Hooters, Pitmaster, Motorola, Roadkill, G-string, Cheeks, Half Lyfe, Stubs, Siri, Chili Dip, El Capitan
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: BAC’s, BACBAC’s, Moroccan Night Clubs (for the The Banker), Slow Merkins for each Core Principal, Runners Stretch, SSH

Credo & Mission Statement

THE THANG: Starting w/ Merkins Pax then carries coupon or sandbag ~25 yards and back then adds in the following exercise and repeats until they’ve added all 5 exercises into a set. Once set is complete PAX does 50 WWII’s then starts back at the top.

10 Merkins
10 Rows
10 Squats
10 Curl + Overhead Press
10 Block Burpees

Hero’d out at 3 Sets Complete.

Closed w/ Lunging Mary’s. PAX provided quantity of lunges then calls out exercise. SSH, Burpees (Thank you Motorola!), Shoulder Taps, Monkey Humpers, Freddie Mercuries.

Had a fly by and couldn’t tell if it was David Goggins or Pebbles?

MOLESKINE: Be the man you want your son to be and/or set the benchmark for the man you want your daughter to marry

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Keep Wednesday beatdowns at the Pain Train on your calendars and DM if you want to Q!!

Check slack for other events such as Octoburpee, Chili Cook Off, Tussle, Etc.

COT: Prayed us out. Safe travels for Stubs and Chili Dip this weekend!

Thank you HIMs for the opportunity to lead this morning! You guys brought it this morning.

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1979 – Smashing Pumpkins

AO: pain-train
Q: Chunks
PAX: Young and Restless, Pep, G-string, Cheeks, Roadkill, FLO, Squatter, Sooie, Wolfpack, Stubs, Half Lyfe, Hooters
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: Gave a 5 minute warning for the PAX to warm up.

THE THANG:

Partner Up and mosey to grab a coupon per team

Mosey to Church parking lot

Burpee Apocalypse

Round 1
Partner 1 Runs around Church Van Corral and back
Partner 2 – Shoulder Press
Switch

Round 2
Partner 1 Run
Partner 2 Tricep Ext
Switch

Round 3
Partner 1 Run
Partner 2 – Curls
Switch

Round 4
Partner 1 Run
Partner 2 – Bent Over Rows
Switch

Round 5
Partner 1 Run
Partner 2 Swings
Switch

Round 6
Partner 1 Run
Partner 2 Squats
Switch

Repeato! – Got to Round 4

Was great to see some guys pushing and racing each other back to their partners.

All of us took a mosey around the van corral and sprinted back to the coupons.

Headed back to drop off the coupons. Partner 1 took off with the coupon while Partner 2 did 5 Burpees and then caught Partner 1 to switch.

Stacked the coupons and mosey’d back to Startex

Finished up with another Burpee Apocalypse and some flutters.

MOLESKINE:

Thanks for the opportunity to lead. So excited to see how Bellevue has grown. Y’all are meeting a need. Keep up the good work HIMs.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Check Slack or ask Wolfpack

COT:

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Buffet style

AO: pain-train
Q: The Banker
PAX: Derby, Cheeks, Chili Dip, El Capitan, FLO, G-string, Half Lyfe, Motorola, Pitmaster, Roadkill
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: perfect

WARMUP: OYO slow Merkin’s, slow squats, good mornings, Willy Mayes Hayes, mosey

THE THANG: At your own pace: 50 merkins, 1 lap around track (.25 mile), 1 min plank, 100 big boys, 1 lap, 1 min plank, 150 body weight squats, 1 lap, 1 min plank, 25 upper body, 1 lap, plank, 50 abs, 1 lap, plank, 25 lower body.

MOLESKINE: Grateful for all the F3 brothers, grateful we spend time pushing to each be better and we focus on those things and not the differences we all have.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: see general channel

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B-Day Beatdown

AO: pain-train
Q: G-string
PAX: Timber, The Banker, Chili Dip, Cheeks, Half Lyfe, FLO, Wolfpack, Hooters, Sooie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Warm and muggy

WARMUP:
– SSH
– Slow Squats
– Groin and hamstring stretches
– BACs-BackBACs-Seal Claps-Overhead presses
– Mosey to grab coupons and then mosey about halfway to the 9 square
– Mission, Core Principles and credo with 5 floor-to-ceilings, thrusters, rows, squats, and swings

THE THANG:
Thang 1:
4 Rounds Hero Style
– 21 Block Swings
– 11 Pull-ups
– Run to the cones and back

Thang 2:
Tiny Tussle. Perform the four stations at your own pace. AMRAP 15 minutes. Mosey the longs and Burpee broad jump the shorts
– 25 Merkins
– 25 Row Mornings
– 25 Iron Mikes (2-is-1)
– 25 Big Boys

Mosey back with enough time for two rounds of Ring of Fire Merkins and a short stretch.