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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-05-11 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Country Parkour, Coach Nado, Dilbert FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: perfect temp, a light rain
WARMUP: 20 SSH, walking lunge/twist, inch works, open/close gates (work on those hips)
THE THANG: TABATA TIME 1:20 work – 20 sec rest 2 full sets Upright Row – 55 lbs Shoulder Press – 45 lbs Lunges -30 lbs WWI WU – 26 lbs Bent over row – 70 lbs squats – 80 lbs curls – 45 lbs Abyss merkins – one hand on the coupon

MOLESKINE: Getting more guys out, my 2.1 stealing my spotify… LOL
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUPs coming up, Holy smokers, shirt order
MARY: shoulder stretching
PLAYLIST: a solid mix of rock and rap

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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-05-11 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Country Parkour, Coach Nado, Dilbert FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: perfect temp, a light rain
WARMUP: 20 SSH, walking lunge/twist, inch works, open/close gates (work on those hips)
THE THANG: TABATA TIME 1:20 work – 20 sec rest 2 full sets Upright Row – 55 lbs Shoulder Press – 45 lbs Lunges -30 lbs WWI WU – 26 lbs Bent over row – 70 lbs squats – 80 lbs curls – 45 lbs Abyss merkins – one hand on the coupon

MOLESKINE: Getting more guys out, my 2.1 stealing my spotify… LOL
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUPs coming up, Holy smokers, shirt order
MARY: shoulder stretching
PLAYLIST: a solid mix of rock and rap

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[The Castle] Protect The Castle from Dr. Waffle

Date: 2026-05-09 AO: The Castle Q: Mr. Pancake , PAX: Pep, Butterfingers, Brown Slip, hambone, Fabuloso, Flipper (Matthew), Steely, Mr. Pancake, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), g-string, Strutter, Dilbert FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Perfect. 55 degrees and sunny.
WARMUP: -SSH -Toy Soldiers -Good Mornings -Willie Mays Hayes -Runner’s Stretch w/twist
Mosey -Indigenous People March w/coupon
THE THANG:
***Protect The Castle*** The sinister Dr. Waffle has threatened to attack Princess Flapjack and the short-stack kingdom. The only way to insure the safety of the kingdom is to dig a moat around the castle.
The Moat Digger (rotating): -10 Flips then finish the lap (timer)
Castle Soldiers: -Blockees or Burpees -Merkins -Kettle Bell Swings w/coupon -Squats -Overhead Press -Curls -Upright Rows -Bent Over Rows -Mountain Climber / Spider-Man -Grave Diggers -WWI Sit-ups -Fire Hydrants
-Coupon March back to base
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -Holy Smokers Thursday 21st -New AOs: Tire Station & Sisu
COT: -Prayers for Squatters wife/family as she recovers -Prayers for all the mommas! Happy Mother’s Day!
PLAYLIST: Mr. Pancake’s Gameday Playlist circa 2001 (with Spotify commercials)
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[The Castle] 2-ish mile pre-party

Date: 2026-05-09 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Butterfingers, hambone, Steely, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Really nice! WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2-ish mile run down the Greenway. MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
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[Pain Train] Presidential Fitness Test

Date: 2026-05-08 AO: Pain Train Q: Pebbles , PAX: Pebbles, Derby, Cheeks, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, Wolfpack, Shakira, FLO, G-string, Siri, Étouffée FNGs: COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Cold – stings the hands
WARMUP: Side straddle hops Bacs Back bacs Windmills Slow squats Slow Merkins
THE THANG: Get Up x 10 (sit up with block to overhead press) Human Up X10 (absolutions) Walkers x 10 ( Lt. Dan’s holding coupon) Body ups x 6 Pull ups
Run around playground
Repeat for 30min
MOLESKINE: Exercises spell out George Herbert Walker Bush Reps add up to 41. He’s the 41st president Today is my 41st birthday
We talked about the Presidential Fitness Test that fell out of favor because kids felt shame. It’s important to test yourself to know where you’re at. Where your strengths are, where other’s strengths are.
ANNOUNCEMENT Let’s go Juicy J half marathon!
COT: Prayed us out
PLAYLIST: Random
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[The Castle] DBRC

Date: 2026-05-08 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Cross-stitch, Strutter, Steely FNGs: COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: 43. Chilly. WARMUP:
THE THANG: 4.3 mile Dad Bod loop. MOLESKINE: Thank you guys for making me dig a little deeper at the end. ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP 50 Struggle Endure 2 new AOs in NoNash tire-station sisu COT: Squatter’s M. PLAYLIST:
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[Sisu] AO Launch

Date: 2026-05-07 AO: Sisu Q: Squatter , PAX: Brown Slip, hambone, Mr. Pancake, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Tanto, Squatter, Steely, Duck Horn FNGs: 1 Duck Horn COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Cool & Clear
WARMUP: SSH High knees Butt-kickers WMH Perfect Stretch Merkins Squats
THE THANG: The Murder Court Burpee-Broad-jumps Lunge Walk Bear crawl Politician
Ladder Circuit w/ coupons Reps 5-10-15 Curls OH Press Rows Swings Squats Run
Ab Work BBS Flutter-kicks Heels to Heaven Box cutters
MOLESKINE: Sisu is a Finnish word that can’t be translated to one English word. It’s a mix of grit, resilience, resolve, quiet strength, and courage while enduring hardship and adversity. It’s a stoic determination. This will be the heartbeat of our new AO. It will be the essence of every workout.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Prayer
PLAYLIST: 90s Rock

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Pavilion AMRAP

Date: 2026-05-06 AO: Insane Train Q: El Capitan , PAX: Choo Choo, El Capitan, @Splash FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Nice & dry!
WARMUP:
Climb Stretch Good mornings / Willie Mays Hays 7x Motivators
THE THANG:
5 Bag workouts (45 sec. Work / 20 sec. Rest)
1. Bag Bench press  2. Goblet Squat 3. Deadlift (80 lb. bag / two 40 lbs.) 4. Bag Spicollis 5. Bag WW2s
After 5 rounds have been completed, one “rest” exercise will be performed (in order):
1. Ceiling hold for 90 sec. 2. Elevated bag drags for 90 sec. 3. Mountain Climbers for 90 sec. 4. ‘Merican Hammers 90 sec. 5. plank (or length of time until 6:30)
Recover for 40 seconds, then repeat cycle.
MOLESKINE:
Even in adverse circumstances, learn the art of giving thanks and adjusting to your situation with joy. 
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check the slack!
COT:
Grateful for all of the moms out there. Remember to bless them this Sunday!
PLAYLIST: Led Zeppelin IV
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[Tire Station] Tire Station Grand Opening

Date: 2026-05-05 AO: Tire Station Q: Butterfingers , PAX: Country Parkour, Fabuloso, Steely, hambone, Splitter, Dilbert, Mr. Pancake, Cross-stitch, Horizon, Coach Nado, Butterfingers, Chris Lopez FNGs: 1 Chris Lopez COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Very nice weather
WARMUP: SSH, imperial walkers, Hillbillies, arm circles, over head claps, squats. Type writers, 10 burpees
THE THANG: partnered up for 10 tire flips while other partner does merkins (x3). 20 of: incline merkins, decline merkins, and step ups (x2). Off to the dip station for 5-10 dips, modified rows, knees to chest (x2), back to tire flips while other partner does squats or merkins, with third round the partner runs while the tire flipper works. Work on our 6 with WWI, flutter kicks, Rosalitas, Superman’s ending with mosey and 5 burpees.
MOLESKINE: enjoying the morning.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Whites Creek AO start, keep an eye on slack if it’s moved.
COT: keeping Squatter and his M in our prayers!
PLAYLIST: random men’s workout noises.
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May the Fourth at TTT!

Date: 2026-05-04 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Giving Tree , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Giving Tree, Ultratecht, Third Coast, Hot Route, @PVC DR from Houston FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Not a chill to the Winter, but a nip to the air
WARMUP: Mosey to get inside the fort Imperial walkers Imperial squat walkers Imperial lunge walk Good mornings Willie mays Hayes SSH
THE THANG:
Jedi training: increase level of intensity for muscle group. 1. Level 1: Padawan 2. Level 2: Apprentice 3. Level 3: Knight 4. Level 4: Master
40 sec of work with 10 second rest Repeat 2x
Arms 1. Light saber work (chop to halos alternating sides) 2. Curls 3. Dips 4. Curl to overhead press to tricep extension to shoulder lower
Back 1. Prom dates 2. Supermans 3. Bent over rows 4. Pull ups / hang
Legs 1. Calf raises 2. Sumo Squats 3. Single leg deadlifts 4. 180 squat jumps
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Parking lot is closed for the time being per Goose’s post above.
Park and rendezvous outside the gate blocking the entrance to the parking lot for the time being. I will investigate and determine if we need a new spot for a few weeks, or let me know if you know any detail.
COT:
PLAYLIST: Mostly John Williams Star Wars score, with some newer stuff sprinkled in.
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