[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-04-17 AO: Pain Train Q: SalPal , PAX: SalPal, Half Lyfe, Siri, FLO, The Merchant, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: MOIST
WARMUP: MURPH
THE THANG: Murder Mile (modified for time)
MOLESKINE: Siri is a liar and can’t be trusted.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile, Holy Smokers, Juicy J Invitational, Muprh
COT: Private intentions
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The Knoll

Date: 2026-04-16 AO: The Knoll Q: Pebbles , Shakira PAX: Pebbles, Lady Liberty, morning stār, Shakira, Juicy J, AAA, Pyro, bumblebee FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: Various exercises Shakira bounced for work and left us with instructions
THE THANG: Warm up (5 minutes)
Tabata Core (18 minutes) — 3 sets (45 seconds on, 15 off) of: Flutter kicks American hammers Shoulder tap planks Reverse crunches Mountain climbers Prom Dates
Squats + Sprints (10 minutes) Run around the field together and stop after 20-30 seconds of upbeat or hard running. Do 30 seconds of squats and continue. Switch between:
Normal squats, Sumo squats (wide stance), single leg/pistol squats, low slow (in cadence), and jump squats.
Tabata Arms (9 minutes)
3 sets of 45on/15off
Merkins Bench tri dips Carolina dry docks
Last thing: Burpee burnout (or another excise of group’s choice. 5 burpees on the minute for 5 minutes.
Mary if needed for time
MOLESKINE: Shakira double booked himself for work and to Q. He wisely chose work. Instead of just ghosting us, he showed up, took accountability, and left us with a detailed plan. Thanks for your example of good leadership.
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PLAYLIST: Lots of mumblechatter

Moneyshot!!

Date: 2026-04-15 AO: Titan Q: moneyshot , PAX: CubCadet, moneyshot, Pep, Vector, Tim the Toolman, Cowboy, Black Lung, Bob the builder, ziffandale, FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: jog Ssh, gm, wmh, windmills (Moneyshot miffed these), trunk twists
THE THANG: Murder mile prep Murph tease 3 sprints
MOLESKINE: pay your taxes & die
ANNOUNCEMENTS: murder mile y’all
COT: vector 2.0 turning 21 tonight
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0CEpYSyPGHasxf6DjihgDZ?si=r69RF__GTgy0-qIbJTY2lg&pi=QZ0DhJM3TTWA-

Wolfpack Back to Back

Date: 2026-04-15 AO: Insane Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: El Capitan, FLO, Juicy J, Derby, Wolfpack, Siri FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Perfection
WARMUP: Mosey around park
THE THANG:
Perform 1 rep MOT, politician back to start, perform 1 rep exercise, run to sandbag, repeat adding a rep to MOT and exercise each time up to 10 reps.
Round 1 and 3: MOT – SB Lunges Exercise – Merkins
Round 2 and 4: MOT – SB Murder Bunnies Exercise – Burpees
50 flutter kicks and 50 crunches between each round
MOLESKINE: Not a ton of mumble chatter, PAX came to work!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Natural Ice posted a super big and awesome update in -f3-nashville-general. Go check it out and watch his video!
COT: We don’t know what the day ahead holds for us, but no matter what keep moving forward.
PLAYLIST: Manly grunts.

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-04-15 AO: Smokeboots Q: Smokehouse , PAX: Harry Caray, Trap House, Tinkertoy, Accounts Receivable, Donkey Hammer, Smokehouse, Dr. Beef Balls, Dock Daddy, Litterbox FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
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[After Hours] After Hours Bootcamp

Date: 2026-04-14 AO: After Hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: 80 degrees.
WARMUP: Park and jog.
THE THANG: Ran to Broadway, up 2nd, and through bankers alley all uphill. Back to the Capital, and down all of the stairs. Back up the grassy knoll, and down the stairs again. Around the ruins, to the farmers market. 5k.
MOLESKINE:
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Tortoise and Hair

Date: 2026-04-14 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: Chunks, Barney, Young and Restless, Wham-O, Decaf, Right Said, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Red Skull, Angry Bird, Groot, T-Bone, Turkey, Hot Topic, Cheese Wiz, Holy Water, Mater FNGs: None COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: 64 degrees – perfect PR weather!
WARMUP: Standard Pre-Run Warm-Up – SSH, Squats, IWs, Stretches, WMH and others OYO
THE THANG: RUN!!
MOLESKINE: For the first time in 4:13 Strong history, every 4:13 Strong man finished the 3 mile run in under 30 minutes! What a joy to have such a fast class. Let’s hope they are able to maintain the momentum as they transition to the Work Phase of the program.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Signing Day is this Friday at 11:30am. ** NO TORTOISE & HARE UNTIL 5/12 ** Keep running on your own and come back faster and stronger.
COT: Prayers for wisdom and courage as our men transition into the Work Phase

C0unt1ng 1s H4r6

Date: 2026-04-14 AO: Middle Tooth Q: SalPal , PAX: Betty Ford, DrRupp, Pep, DintyMoore, Pepsi, Cowboy, SalPal, sooner, Esposa, Peabody FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Stretching is for the birds
WARMUP: Active track mosey
THE THANG: Pullups, burpees, merkins, iron mikes, suicides,
MOLESKINE: You can lawfully own a raccoon without a permit (link: www.tennessean.com/story/news/politics/legislature/2026/03/24/domesticated-raccoon-tennessee-bill-waive-permit-fee/89297851007/?gnt-cfr=1&gca-cat=p&gca-uir=false&gca-epti=z1138xxp000750l004450c0007…)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Manly Mile, Holy Smokers (both next Thursday), Juicy J Invitational, CSAUP 50, Check Slack
COT: Gratitude for Sooner’s career, intentions unspoken.
PLAYLIST: A+ Themed A+ Playlist

[The Castle] Let’s get TIRED

Date: 2026-04-14 AO: The Castle Q: Dilbert , PAX: Locksmith, Horizon, Cross-stitch, Dilbert, MapQuest FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect, 60 and no wind
WARMUP: SSH, Good mornings, arm circles,
THE THANG: Deck of opportunity (sounds nicer than deck of pain)
Standard deck of cards Hearts – Tire flips Diamonds – Derkins clubs – slow crunches then leg lifts near the end spades – incline pull ups (hanging from the low beam and pull up) mosey to the wall and back when all four suits gets two each (we ended up only doing this twice)
MARY: shoulder mobility stretches, superman holds, plank and scorpion.
MOLESKINE: Lots of mumblechatter on what to do with all these awesome obstacles out there. And Mapquest forgot his shoes at home so he hit up the local Walmart last night so he would not miss the workout. Well done, you HIM.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check here (slack)
COT: Prayers for Country Parkour with his torn quad, Horizon for his travels, Cross-stitch and his M for continued health.
PLAYLIST: Beastie Boys hits (and one Rob Zombie)

The Knoll

Date: 2026-04-14 AO: The Knoll Q: Shakira , PAX: AAA, Roadkill, Shakira, Sparrow, Half Lyfe, Timber, Pebbles, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Ideal
WARMUP: Arm circles, side straddle hops, slow merkins
THE THANG: Murph Dora.
Groups of 4: 400 pullups, 800 pushups, 1200 squats, 4 mile run.
Interspersed with some bonus moseying. Capped off with lunge lines, plank lines, and Mary.
MOLESKINE: Often, our brain is the first thing to give way. When we are tempted to give up, it’s helpful to remember that there’s always a little more to give than we think. Today, find an area of your life to endure and persevere a little longer than you think you can.
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COT: Prayers for a security guard with cancer and for all those in need of healing of any kind.
PLAYLIST: Originally a Moroccan Mashup but when things got tough we switched to an All-American medley to comfort Roadkill.