[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-06-27 AO: The Castle Q: Cross-stitch , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Pep, Barney, Cross-stitch, Dilbert, hambone, Locksmith, Fabuloso, Flipper, Horizon FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: perfect
Warm-O – SSH x30 IC – Imperial Walkers x20 IC – Windmills x15 IC – Moroccan Night Clubs x20 IC – Merkins x10 OYO – Mosey to the workout
1996 Ladder Station 1 – Merkins: Start at 1 rep and increase by 1 each round (1, 2, 3…10). Run to station 2 – 9 Big Boys – 9 Carolina Dry Docks – 6 Burpees Run back to and station 1 and repeat until you finish 10 Merkins.
30 Years Around the World Station 1 – 30 Merkins – Bear Crawl to Station 2 Station 2 – 30 Squats – Lt. Dan to Station 3 Station 3 – 30 Big Boys – Crab Walk to Station 4 Station 4 – 30 lunges
Mary – Hello Dollies x30 IC – Flutter Kicks x30 IC – American Hammers x30 IC
Recover
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
PLAYLIST: billboards top-100 from 1996

Handsomizer

Date: 2026-06-26 AO: Handsomizer Q: Salami , Natural Ice PAX: Barney, Salami, SalPal, Cuban Missile, Natural Ice FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: impeccable
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Salami lead us with Bench Work – with increasing reps and a lap & Natural Ice lead us through running around the stadium with various forms of merry
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 Convergence
COT: Prayers for our brother Squatter!
PLAYLIST: None!

[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-06-26 AO: Pain Train Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: FLO, Half Lyfe, El Capitan, Derby, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect Friday morning. Beautiful Sunrise, birds chirping, good temp.
WARMUP: SSH, Slow 8 Count Body Builder, Arms and Legs stretches. Mosey to coupons.
THE THANG: Round 1: 11’s on the hill Floor to Ceilings w/ block Murder Bunny up hill Lt Dans w/ block Rifle Carry block down
Round 2: Dora 100 Merkins (20count) / Partner does Mountain Climbers 100 Dips (20 Count) / Partner runs to path and back 100 WW2’s / Partner Bear Crawls
MARY: N/A
MOLESKINE: Reading book Puddle Jumpers by Brandon Webb. Has been very transformative for me as a parent and person. Highly recommend.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack. Convergence, Passing the flag, Juicy J (bozey) lean pax? Good laughs were had on that last one.
COT: Count off, Name-o-Rama, prayers for Squatter , Femur (F3SH) , their families and all those impacted by cancer.
PLAYLIST: curated by YHC.

Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-06-26 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Donkey Hammer , PAX: Fortran, Donkey Hammer FNGs: None COUNT: 2. Guest appearances by Esposa and Sugar Momma. CONDITIONS: 70 and sticky
WARMUP: loop around the church, grab a coupon
THE THANG: mobility warm up, EMOM x 30 minutes
MARY:
MOLESKINE: Esposa missed his alarm. Where is everybody?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: Skynnard

Westeros

Date: 2026-06-22 AO: Westeros Q: The Merchant , PAX: Tim the Toolman, The Merchant, Makita (Anderson Fader), Pep FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Rather moist
WARMUP: Mosey towards the breezeway
THE THANG: HIIT Workout consisting of: 30s plank 30s squats 30s merkins 30s sit-ups 30s lunges 30s side plank 60s rest
Rinse and repeat until 6:15.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Continued prayers for Squatter and his family, as well as Michelin Man’s surgery.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2N3U3A2pi42fyT1sYhQlJr?si=AQmFqi32SjCBnpXMvQFXSA&pi=tllpqexlRUaj2

[After Hours] Growth about to go exponential

Date: 2026-06-23 AO: After Hours Q: SalPal , PAX: Strutter, SalPal, Flipper FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Yuk
WARMUP: Lol
THE THANG: Runs with burpees, merkins and squats.
MARY: Planks
MOLESKINE: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: For health and healing, for those that mourn loss.
PLAYLIST:

F3 Doesn’t Ascribe, Describe, Perscribe, Prescribe, Inscribe, Scribe any particular faith, creed, denomination, sect, or religion.

Date: 2026-06-24 AO: Titan Q: SalPal , PAX: Pep, Makita (Anderson Fader), Young and Restless, Chunks, SalPal, Tim the Toolman, Spinal Tap, Manatea FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Heavenly.
WARMUP:
MARY: Isometric Core Work
THE THANG: 5 Hail Marys: Merkins Atomic Thrusters Reverse Lunges Y-Burpees
Then, a game of “Hail Mary” + lots of burpees.
MOLESKINE: Have a generous heart for others today.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, Franklin Convergence, SLT Handoff Convergence, Check Slack
COT: Healing and health, for those that mourn loss.
PLAYLIST:

Burning off more Schniztel….

Date: 2026-06-24 AO: Insane Train Q: Derby , PAX: Choo Choo, Sooie, Derby, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Excellent
WARMUP: BACs, BACBACs, WMH, Runners Stretch, Cobra, PE Stretch
Merkins for 5 Core Principles, Creedo, Mission Statement
THE THANG: Sand Bag Run around the big loop w/ Playground Pitstop for 5 Pull Ups and 20 Hanging Knee Raises
Back to Parking lot and starting w/ Merkins Pax then carries Sand Bags ~20 yards and back then adds in the following exercise and repeats until they’ve added all 5 exercises into a set. Once complete Pax closes w/ 25 WWII’s.
10 Merkins 10 SB Rows 10 SB Squats 10 SB Curl w/ Overhead Press 10 SB Burpees
PAX completed 3 Rounds of Playground Work and 2 Sets of the Burpee Ladder.
MOLESKINE: Relationships are not a 50/50 zero sum effort. Strongest relationships require 100% from both sides. Working on this in my own life and challenged PAX to approach their relationships with same mindset.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 50 Mile Relay CSAUP (Chunks), 31 Mile Ruck w/ F3 Spring Hill (Choo Choo), Nashville Summer Fling TBD (Wolfpack), See slack for many other events including regional Convergences.
COT: Prayers for our brother Squatter and his family along with the friends and family of Femur (F3 Spring Hill)
PLAYLIST: STP Pandora
Thank you for the opportunity to lead this morning! Appreciate you guys!
:horse_racing:

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-06-24 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , Ultratecht PAX: Hot Route, Ultratecht FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: pleasant
WARMUP:
THE THANG: ~4.5mi up the bridge and around the hood. Murph tagged along with us
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

[The Discipline] The Discipline

Date: 2026-06-24 AO: The Discipline Q: hambone , PAX: hambone FNGs: None COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: solo
WARMUP: no
THE THANG: run / walk
MARY: no
MOLESKINE:
YHC showed up solo. Had a headache. Didn’t feel like doing it.
Did it anyway.