Author: hambone

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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-23 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Focker, Snow Bunny, Sugar mama, Harry Caray, Down Under, EZ-Go, Fortran, Tinkertoy, moneyshot, LitterBox FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-09-23 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Giving Tree , Ultratecht, Hot Route PAX: Hot Route, Giving Tree, Ultratecht FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Much cooler but still a little muggy.
WARMUP: Rain dances
THE THANG: Fun run for about 4.25 miles
THE DAILY GRID: running long distances in extreme heat is hard
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Throuple stage 1

Date: 2026-09-23 AO: Titan Q: DintyMoore , Puzzlah, CubCadet PAX: Dangle, Churro, Papa Bear II, Cheesehead, CubCadet, Firefox, Puzzlah, DintyMoore, Baby Bird, bluemule, Vector, Tim the Toolman, Spinal Tap, Rhombus FNGs: None COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: cooool
WARMUP: Seal claps and stuff
THE THANG:
DintyMoore led us to the hill: —Lt Dans Hill runs
Puzzlah could not be original and stayed at the hill: 30 seconds workout, 30 second run, 1 minute down x 6 Lt. Dans Jump squats Single leg tuck jumps
CubCadet brought it home 10 Side Squats 10 step ups 10 bulgarian split squats Run to the corner
MARY: never met her
MOLESKINE: we miss Pep
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Climbing Everest

Date: 2026-09-23 AO: Insane Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: 2 a dayz, Choo Choo, Chili Dip, Sooie, INCHWORM, Bulldog, Roadkill, Wolfpack, Derby, Juicy J, Argggg, El Capitan, Half Lyfe, Sharpshooter FNGs: 1 Sharpshooter COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: little mist. Perfect temp.
WARMUP: ssh and stretches while we wait for Sharpshooter to roll in from his armadillo fight
THE THANG: sandbag carry to bottom of Mt. Everest.
10 SB Rows 10-20yard SB lunges 10 SB Presses
Repeat to top of hill
SB carry back to startex
MARY: Nah
MOLESKINE: tried to keep it quiet through the neighborhood. May have spooked an old lady or two.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9Square tourney Friday at pain-train Juicy J has a Titans 5k on Saturday so message him if ya want to join (and birthday brunch) New AO naming workout Saturday morning – message Half Lyfe for deets
COT: big mountains are hard to climb, but it’s worth it for the view. Go climb something big today.
PLAYLIST: grunting
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[After Hours] After Hours Bootcamp – Some 🖐 Some🦵

Date: 2026-09-22 AO: After Hours Q: Choo Choo , PAX: Choo Choo, SalPal, Strutter FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Perfect with nice cold breeze
WARMUP: Stretches, Motivators
THE THANG: – Broad jump burpees along the TN rivers; Bear craws with merkins on the way back – Go up the steps; add one jump squat at each landing – Some Dora: Big boys, Dips, Apollo Ohnos
MOLESKINE: Yesterday’s faith cannot fight tomorrow’s fire.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check -f3-nashville-general. Strutter looking to put up a Respect team.
Some show up in shorts. Some show up in workout gear. And then there’s SalPal, clocking in for F3 like it’s a board meeting. :necktie::joy:
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Detention

Date: 2026-09-21 AO: Detention Q: Swig , PAX: Focker, Swig, Matador, EZ-Go, Fortran, Tinkertoy, 8 Mile, Peabody FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: was that a breeze?
WARMUP: simple stretching routine
THE THANG: Shot Caller Run
Bball shot to determine coupon usage. Round 1 – squats. Round 2 – lungs / calf raises.
Croquet Shot – determine quantity of exercise. Round 1 – merkins.
MARY: 1 min flutters, 1 minute plank, 1 minute squat hold.
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COT: healthy delivery for Tinker Toy’s baby!
PLAYLIST: Gaurdians and Sport Theme Songs
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THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

Date: 2026-09-22 AO: Middle Tooth Q: SalPal , PAX: Focker, sooner, Betty Ford, SalPal, DrRupp FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: GLORIOUS
WARMUP: Active warmup circuit around the track.
THE THANG: 1. The hobbits ran to Isengard, stopping for burpees and pullups. Modified for time. 2. Fat stupid hobbitses got tired, so orcs carried them. 3. Rohirrim attacked, orcs ran while hobbitses crawled to safety.
MARY: Some.
MOLESKINE: F3 is hard but good. Think about the men in your life that need this community, and make an effort to invite them in.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, TN Tussle, check -f3-nashville-general for more.
COT: Toothless’s 2.2, Pep surgery, Betty Ford tough weekend, unspoken intentions
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Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-09-22 AO: Tire Station Q: Locksmith , PAX: Happy Trees, Cross-stitch, Splitter, Horizon, Locksmith, Steely, Flipper FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: Micheal Phelps Good Mornings Short Mosey
THE THANG:
10 tire flips out 10 Merks 10 tire flips back 10 Merks 10 tire flips out 10 decline Merks 10 tire flips back 10 decline Merks 10 tire flips out 10 Carolina dry docks 10 tire flips back 10 Carolina dry docks Mosey 10 incline rows on bar / 10 Merks (x3) Repeat tire flips out schedule dropping to sets of 5 on the flip side Mosey You call it for final 6min on your 6 Superman’s/planks/dead bugs/A Franklin’s/missing a couple there/Merks for final 30sec
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Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-09-21 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Giving Tree , PAX: greyalbum, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Giving Tree, The Bobs FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Better, but still hot.
WARMUP: Mosey to far hangar for SSH, hillbillies, imperial walkers, a circles, mosey back.
THE THANG:
Sets of unilateral work in below format: 30 seconds workout 1 right side 30 seconds workout 1 left sidd 30 seconds workout 2 right side 30 seconds workout 2 left side X3 Mosey to near hangar and back.
Circuit 1 Overhead hold right hand Overhead hold left hand Wood choppers right Wood choppers left
Circuit 2 Right leg forward deadlift Left leg forward deadlift Right side split squat Left side split squat
Circuit 3 Right side chest press Left side chest press Bird dog hold coupon push and pull right Bird dog hold coupon push and pull left
Circuit 4 Squat with coupon on right shoulder Squat with coupon on left shoulder Right lateral squat Left lateral squat
COT: Productive and non-productive conversation
PLAYLIST: My Apple Essentials
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Sunday Eddy Ruck Ruck

Date: 2026-09-20 AO: Sunday Eddy Ruck Q: Juicy J , PAX: Juicy J, Stubs, Dangle, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
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THE THANG: 3 mi walk for Juicy then home for a Mrs Juicy birthday special.
The rest went on to dominate 5+ miles.
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