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Green Machine/Atlantis Ultimate Frisbee!

Date: 2026-07-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Firefox , PAX: SalPal, Toothless, Pep, Oatmeal, Cheesehead, Grape, Pole Dancer, Firefox, DintyMoore, sooner, Old Maid, Fondue FNGs: 1 Fondue COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Less soupy than it has been. Consomme-like
WARMUP: Mosey to field, sprints and things.
THE THANG: Green Tridents vs Aqua Machine. Scoring team does 5 burpees; scored-upon team does 10 merkins.
Green Tridents (aka Team Cleats): – FNG Fondue – Cheesehead – Oatmeal – sooner – Old Maid – SalPal
Aqua Machine: – Pep – Toothless – DintyMoore – Pole Dancer – Grape – Firefox
No tarps-off turf burns today; DintyMoore brought pinnies. He needed them as he took a couple more tumbles. Score stayed close until the Green Tridents went on a run. Aqua Machine put up a noble fight to get it back to a respectable margin. Final Score: 9-6 Green Tridents.
MARY: 10 WW1s and a Hollow Body Hold
MOLESKINE: No skins today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP!
COT: Squatter, Esposa, Sooner’s co-worker.
PLAYLIST: There was music on the sideline, but I mostly just heard Pep and Oatmeal serenading each other.
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Westeros

Date: 2026-07-20 AO: Westeros Q: DintyMoore , PAX: Vector, Spinal Tap, DintyMoore, CubCadet, Makita, Tim the Toolman, Dangle, Pep FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Soupy
WARMUP: SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Willy Mays, and Good Mornings
THE THANG: 1 Merkins 2 Squats 3 Dry Docks 4 V Ups 5 SSHs 6 Burpees 7 Mtn Climbers 8 Iron Mikes 9 Freddy Mercury 10 Monkey Humpers
10 exercises, reps for each pax picked by flipping card from deck for each exercise. 2-10 Jack 15 Queen 20 King 25 Ace = pick a partner and run a lap Joker = 25 partner WWI Red = Spain (do what’s on the card) Black = Argentina (multiply card x 2) poor losers clause
MARY: Built into workout
MOLESKINE: Be Kind. Rewind
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP 50–mile teams are forming
COT: prayers for Squatter and Pep to get off the bench
PLAYLIST: Selected Hinder as first song and let it rip which led to Chunks mosh pit humping Pep when asked to show his dance moves for sad wedding songs
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Welcome Party

Date: 2026-07-16 AO: The Stronghold Q: tampalibra , PAX: Red Skull, Barney, Right Said, Dr. Brown Slip, Decaf, Tinkertoy, Wham-O, Pepsi, Young and Restless, Dan and Dave, hambone, Goose, Barney, tampalibra, Hipster, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Purple Rain, Top Chef, Stick Death?, Zoomie, Curious?, Cat Woman, Bisquick, Wings Down, Sweet Tooth, Crabby Patty, Blue Cheese, Pinto, Squid, Micro Soft, Gumbo, Dory, FNGs: None COUNT: 33 5 Block Burpees 5 Ground-to-overhead 10 Block Burpees 10 Ground-to-overhead 15 Block Burpees 15 Ground-to-overhead 20 Block Burpees 20 Ground-to-overhead 25 Block Burpees 25 Ground-to-overhead 20 Block Burpees 20 Ground-to-overhead 15 Block Burpees 15 Ground-to-overhead 10 Block Burpees 10 Ground-to-overhead 5 Block Burpees 5 Ground-to-overhead
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Insane Train

Date: 2026-07-22 AO: Insane Train Q: Half Lyfe , Half Lyfe PAX: El Capitan, Roadkill, Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Shakira, Derby, Inch Worm, Dr Dump FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Great for an Insane Train Beatdown.
WARMUP: SSH, Mosey w/ high knees, karaoke, side shuffle L/R, Power Skip
THE THANG: Dora carried over from the knoll. See image.
PAX did a great job getting close to finishing.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: Sand Bags make everything harder. Playlist America inspired. Reflecting on the ending of World Cup and hearing about foreigners that were able to travel to the US and the expectations vs reality of their experience and the 250th celebration of the good ole’ USofA. Honor God Honor our country Honor those that have died for our freedom Spread love and be the light to shine out onto others. Thankful for this group and all of you coming out this morning.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Count off, name-o-rama, prayers for Rodney and Squatter and family, coffee
PLAYLIST: America!

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Respectfully, Suck it, Trebek

Date: 2026-07-22 AO: Titan Q: Firefox , PAX: Pep, Makita, Tim the Toolman, DintyMoore, Firefox, Vector, Papa Bear, Vanilla Ice, CubCadet, Natural Ice, Topps, Thomas T, Duvet FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: Pleasant… until you start moving
WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, stretching, Mosey to walkway beside main lawn
THE THANG: To celebrate the birthday of the late, great, Alex Trebek, born July 22, 1940, we played some Jeopardy. YHC provided a clue/answer to a selected PAX. Respond correctly (in the form of a question, per Jeopardy rules), all PAX did an exercise. Answer incorrectly, all PAX did double the amount of that exercise. PAX also had the option to respond “Suck it, Trebek”, in which case all PAX did 15 burpees instead. The results: – The title of Alex Trebek’s 2020 Memoir: “The Answer Is…” – Pep opted for 15 burpees – A 1970s gameshow that developer Alan Thicke promoted Alex Trebek to host (his first American gig): “The Wizard of Odds – double distance murder bunnies – The number of American gameshows that Alex Trebek hosted: “7” – double distance murder bunnies – A 1990s era sci-fi show on which Alex Trebek made a guest appearance: “The X-Files” – 15 atomic merkins (Vector got it right) – Alex Trebek’s on-screen partners when he made his guest appearance on The X-Files: “Jesse Ventura” – 30 atomic merkins – Alex Trebek carried the Olympic Torth through Jacksonville, FL as part of this iteration of the Olympics: “1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta” – 15 atomic merkins (Thomas T got it right) – In 2011, when Alex Trebek chased a hotel robber out of his suite, it was revealed that he did this at night: “Sleep in the nude” – bear crawl (Tim the Toolman got it right) – Ken Jennings once almost convinced Alex Trebek to do this while hosting the Tournament of Champions: “Host in his underwear” – Makita opted for 15 burpees – Alex Trebek used this writing implement to quietly take notes during Jeopardy episodes: “a crayon” – double distance bear crawl – Alex Trebek was named an Officer of this organization in 2017, the second-highest civilian honor in Canada: “The Order of Canada” – 30 V-ups – The year Alex Trebek began hosting Jeopardy: “1984” – 15 V-ups (CubCadet got it right…ish) – The Canadian province where Alex Trebek was born: “Ontario” – 30 V-ups – Alex Trebek dropped out of military school when he was ordered to do this: “Shave his head” – 20 pull-ups – In 2001, Alex Trebek made this shocking change to his image: “Shave his mustache” – 10 pull-ups (Vector and crew got this right) – Alex Trebek made it into the Guinness book of world records for hosting this many episodes of Jeopardy: “6829” – 20 pull-ups
Mosey to startex. Respectfully, suck it, Trebek. 15 more burpees.
MARY: 10 WW1s, Hollow Body Hold. Fin.
MOLESKINE: – Round of gratitude
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – CSAUP – State of the F3Nation address
COT: – CubCadet having to give a touch performance review
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/45Wnd3VmkVcoQzIP4jvuAy?si=f21896ecdf7f4240
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-07-22 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Berry Brooks (ATM), EZ-Go, Snow Bunny, Tinkertoy, Sugar mama, Down Under, Donkey Hammer, My Pleasure FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
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[After Hours] After Hours Bootcamp

Date: 2026-07-21 AO: After Hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter, Phillip Taylor, Choo Choo, Squatter, Flipper FNGs: COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Dark skies towards the end, but the rain held off. WARMUP: 20 SSH IC 20 IW IC 10 Windmills IC THE THANG: Mosey across the street to the top of the stairs, 10 burpees OYO. Mosey back down, Squatter found a shortcut so he went back for some extra steps. Mosey to the tunnel for a set of wall sits, air presses, and ankle touches. Mosey to the ruins, 10 each IC Irkins and derkins. Mosey back to the map. Four corners. SW corner, merkins, lunge walk to… SE corner, standard squats, broad jump burpees to… NE corner, diamond merkins, Bernie to… NW corner, Slow Deep Squats w/ a 30 second resting squat to finish, duck walk to… SW corner, Mahktar N’Deaye, sprint to… SE corner, Mosey to tunnel for more wall sits and a 30 second BTTW. Mosey back to the map. MARY: Flutterkicks and Rrrrrrrrrosalitas. MOLESKINE: There were a few weeks that I thought about discontinuing Afterhours. I was afraid it would never catch on. With 5 this week, it’s starting to build some momentum. I’m glad I stuck it out. ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP 50. Get on a team! Our FNG from the Castle is now Happy Trees. COT: Prayers for Squatter’s MiL and FiL. They are really struggling. Of course for him and his 2.0 as well. PLAYLIST:
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Modified Dora

Date: 2026-07-21 AO: Tire Station Q: Steely , PAX: Steely, Horizon, Dilbert, Splitter, Cross-stitch, Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: HUMID
WARMUP: Good Mornings 20 IC SSH 10 IC Imperial Walkers 10 IC Calf Swoopa
THE THANG: Partner up 50 pull ups 100 Merikans 200 squats 300 WW1s Partner A began workout while Partner B speed walked to designated spot and switched places upon return. Finished with a slow mosey back to the start.
MARY:
None
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Prayers for Crossstitch who’s officiating a friends wedding this weekend.
PLAYLIST: Classic Rock
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Tortoise and Hair

Date: 2026-07-21 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: Young and Restless, Red Skull, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Right Said, Chunks, Barney, Decaf, Zummies, Gumbo, Cat Woman, Micro Soft, Sweet Tooth, Purple Rain, Stick Death, Cuties, Pinto, Blue Cheese, Dory, Krabby Patty FNGs: None COUNT: 19 CONDITIONS: HUMID!!!
WARMUP: Standard pre-run workout – SSH, IWs, Squats, Windmills, Stretches, WMY and Good Mornings OYO.
THE THANG: RUN!!
MARY: Sets of 21, PAX Choice: Burpees, Alabama Prom Date, WWIs, Merkins, Flutters and Hello Dolly’s
MOLESKINE: 6 out of 12 4:13 Strong men set a new PR today. Five 4:13 Strong men are already below 30 mins. This could be the class where everyone breaks 30!
COT: Prayers for strength, wisdom and guidance
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Pre-party (party of one)

Date: 2026-07-21 AO: Tire Station Q: Splitter , PAX: Splitter FNGs: COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: thicc
WARMUP: pull-ups
THE THANG: run
MOLESKINE: plenty of time for 3 miles