The Buffalo

Date: 2026-10-02 AO: The Buffalo Q: Waymo (formerly Space Baby) , PAX: Ultratecht, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Hipster, Makita FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: humid
Warm-Up – SSH – Willie Mays Hays – Good mornings – Cherry pickers – Imperial Walkers – Arm Circles – Runners stretch to world’s greatest stretch
The Thang – Run down the trail – 1st stop 1 min merkins – 2nd stop 1 min flutter kicks – In pavilion 2 tabata rotations – Pullups – Side plank right clamshells – Side plank left clamshells – Freddie mercury’s – Run up the road to parking lot – Circle of stairs – One person runs down around the fountain and back – Others do squats
Head to basketball court – Get coupons – Tabata rotations x 2 – Curls – American hammers – Skull crushers
COT: job searches

Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-09-28 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Giving Tree , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Ultratecht, Giving Tree FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: Mosey to runway and back, SSH, hillbillies, imperial walkers, hip flexor stretch and arm circles
THE THANG: Drop Rest Core: 4 core exercises 30 seconds each. Rest between reps starts at 20 seconds first time through. Drops to 10 seconds rest between reps second time through. No rest between reps on last time through.
– frog leg crunch – American hammers – 1-2-3 Mercury’s – flutter kicks
Circuit: 30 seconds workout 1 30 seconds workout 2 20 second rest Repeat 3x 60 seconds of cardio workout
Circuit 1 Thruster Reverse lunge 1-2-3 Heisman
Circuit 2 Bear crawl Merkins Up downs
Circuit 3 Deadlift Prom dates Duck squat walk jump squat
Circuit 4 Rows Coupon Swings Burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: maybe one more(?) Fridays by the river
COT: Anticipation of tough weeks.
PLAYLIST: Third Eye Blind – Third Eye Blind
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The Buffalo

Date: 2026-09-25 AO: The Buffalo Q: The Bobs , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), The Bobs, Ultratecht, Giving Tree, Hot Route FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
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Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-09-21 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Giving Tree , PAX: greyalbum, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Giving Tree, The Bobs FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Better, but still hot.
WARMUP: Mosey to far hangar for SSH, hillbillies, imperial walkers, a circles, mosey back.
THE THANG:
Sets of unilateral work in below format: 30 seconds workout 1 right side 30 seconds workout 1 left sidd 30 seconds workout 2 right side 30 seconds workout 2 left side X3 Mosey to near hangar and back.
Circuit 1 Overhead hold right hand Overhead hold left hand Wood choppers right Wood choppers left
Circuit 2 Right leg forward deadlift Left leg forward deadlift Right side split squat Left side split squat
Circuit 3 Right side chest press Left side chest press Bird dog hold coupon push and pull right Bird dog hold coupon push and pull left
Circuit 4 Squat with coupon on right shoulder Squat with coupon on left shoulder Right lateral squat Left lateral squat
COT: Productive and non-productive conversation
PLAYLIST: My Apple Essentials
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[The Castle] Pre-party run

Date: 2026-09-19 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Happy Trees, hambone, Flipper, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Strutter, Dr. Brown Slip, Rewind FNGs: 1 Rewind COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Still hot WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2-ish mile OAB MARY:
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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-09-19 AO: The Castle Q: Makita , PAX: Makita, Mr. Pancake, Happy Trees, Barney, SalPal, hambone, Locksmith, Butterfingers, Steely, Flipper, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Creatine, Dr. Brown Slip, Dilbert, Pep, Strutter, Rewind FNGs: 1 Rewind COUNT: 17 CONDITIONS: Moist :sweat_drops:
WARMUP: 15 SSH, Forward Fold, Willy Mays Hayes, Good Mornings on your own, 15 Imperial Walkers, 15 Hillbillies
THE THANG: Mosey to Parking Lot right by the Police car. “Nothing illegal going on here Officer :male-police-officer:” 25 Squats, Side Shuffle to the Police Car ish. 25 Merkins, Bear Crawl back to start 25 Lunges (Each leg is half), caricoa to Police car 25 Mountain Climbers, Sprint back to start Repeat from bottom to top.
Very quick 5 count.
25 Squats, Run to the Memorial Wall and back 25 Merkins, Run to the Memorial Wall and back 25 Walking Lunges towards Memorial Wall, run remainder of the way and back 25 LBC’s run up the hill and back 10 Burpees and run up the hill and back
MARY: She was present. Steely thought we were done. :face_palm2:
MOLESKINE: My speaker is not a giveaway Dr. Brown Slip :mullet:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP 21, Spartan Race, Tennessee Tussle, Struggle 007…Check Slack…
COT: Prayers for Pep and his recovery, Squatter and his family, everyone’s travels, and any other prayers mentioned and not mentioned.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4Zt1uqy3L9Zt6yVmk2fl3J?si=94693a3824184ad1&pt=4927639ad547895268af2d3dbfbc1e72

The Buffalo

Date: 2026-09-18 AO: The Buffalo Q: Hipster , PAX: Hipster, Waymo (formerly Space Baby) FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Swampass level 5000
WARMUP: Just stepping out of the car
THE THANG: Birthday beatdown
9 – Merkins 18- Squats 79 – Burpees, done 2 at a time EMOM while moseying and doing other sweaty stuff along the way.
MARY: Included
MOLESKINE: Leash your pets at the dog park, dipshit
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Struggle in 2 weeks – WHO’S GONNA JOIN ME?!
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Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-09-16 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Waymo (formerly Space Baby) , Ultratecht, Hot Route, Giving Tree PAX: Hot Route, Giving Tree, Ultratecht, Waymo (formerly Space Baby) FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: still gross
WARMUP: stretch, moans, airing of grievances, ailments we all have
THE THANG: slow, slow run
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Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-09-14 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Waymo (formerly Space Baby) , PAX: The Bobs, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), greyalbum FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: muggy with a breeze
F3 Tora 2026-09-14
Warm-Up 1. SSH – 20 IC 2. Mosey to runway 3. Willie Mays Hays 4. Good mornings 5. Cherry pickers – 10 IC 6. Imperial Walkers – 10 IC 7. Arm Circles – 10 forward / 10 backward 8. Runners stretch to world’s greatest stretch
The Thang – 14s on the hill with squats at bottom and merkins at top – suicides by the playground rotation with curls, Freddie mercury’s, rows, bird dogs, pullups, dips
Cool Down / Stretch 1. Shoulder Stretch 2. Runners stretch to world’s greatest stretch 3. Downward Dog 4. Cobra Stretch
PLAYLIST: anniversary of Songs of Surrender (U2)

[The Castle] The Roll of the Dice

Date: 2026-09-12 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: The Merchant, Mr. Pancake, Horizon, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Dr. Brown Slip, Creatine, hambone, Louis DeMarco, Steely, Locksmith FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Humid
WARMUP: 20 IC SSH Michael Phelps OYO 10 IC Arm-Circles F/R
THE THANG: Team A/B Rope Pulling One PAX Role Exercise Dice to choose exercise, then they roll two additional dice and multiply to get the number of reps. Once all team members complete a rope pull round, Team runs a lap around the field. We completed three rounds Finished the last 10 minutes playing ultimate football. In-between possessions the control team does 5 Merkins, receiving team does 5 squats.
MARY: None
MOLESKINE: Not much, some confusion in my directions
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Mr. Pancake dog tore its ACL, yes animals have ACLs. Prayers for its surgery and prayers for affordability
PLAYLIST: Zack FM