Tag: Ultratecht

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Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-07-15 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , PAX: Ultratecht, Hot Route FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: wet farts
WARMUP:
THE THANG: skate park and back
MARY:
MOLESKINE: life, as we know it
ANNOUNCEMENTS: zero
COT:
PLAYLIST:
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Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-07-13 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Waymo (formerly Space Baby) , PAX: Ultratecht, Hipster, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), g-string FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Once upon a time in 1942… Harrison Ford was born
Warm-Up 1. SSH – 20 IC 2. Willie Mays Hays 3. Good mornings 4. Cherry pickers – 10 IC 5. Imperial Walkers – 10 IC 6. Arm Circles – 10 forward / 10 backward 7. Runners stretch to world’s greatest stretch 8. Mosey to runway and back
The Thang “Air Force Ones” 1. Burpee broad jumps 2. Squat thrusters with coupons
“Indiana Jones” Temple Escape – Suicides – hold plank and then slow side mountain climbers – bear crawls
Tabata (1 min on, 30 secs off) – Set x 2 1. The Whip (tricep extensions) 2. Excavators (gravediggers) 3. Grail Kneels (reverse lunges) 4. Lift the treasure (Coupon curls)
“Han Solo” Tabata (1 min on, 30 secs off) – Set x 2 1. Millennium Falcon Merkins (wide grip) 2. Lightspeed rows 3. Rebel hammers 4. Wookie hangs (pull-ups) and crunches
Kessel Run with throne sits (12 parsecs) – alternate between pax until time is up
Cool Down / Stretch (5 min) 1. Downward Dog 2. Cobra Stretch 3. Runners stretch to world’s greatest stretch
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Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-07-06 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Giving Tree , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Hot Route, Ultratecht, greyalbum, The Bobs, Giving Tree FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: We’ve gotten to the time of the year where you can assume extreme humidity or rain. It was the former.
WARMUP: Mosey Slow and low good mornings in to squats Hip dips Kickbacks Slow and low pistol squats
THE THANG:
Below exercises with 30 second rest between supersets.
Deadlift with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds both legs
Reverse lunge with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds alternating side lunge
B stand squat with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds both legs
Glute bridge with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds both legs
Step ups with coupon (keep leg on bench) 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds box jumps or jump squats
Curtsie lunge with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds sumo squat
Calf raises on coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds ski downs
Repeat first 5 supersets and return to circle for stretches then done.
MOLESKINE: Banana
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
No new local announcements, but check the other channels.
COT:
General gratitude.
PLAYLIST:
Gabriel and Dresden live from Electric Zoo NYC 2011
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The Buffalo

Date: 2026-07-03 AO: The Buffalo Q: Ultratecht , PAX: Giving Tree, Ultratecht, The Bobs FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: HUMID
WARMUP: QUICK MOSEY
THE THANG: SEE PIC
MARY:
MOLESKINE: PEN AND INK/4th CELEBRATIONS
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: SQUATTER’s FAM
PLAYLIST:
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Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-07-01 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , PAX: Ultratecht, Hot Route, Giving Tree FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: The Ultratect shirt-o-meter was a 10/10 this morning. Think it was off before he stepped out of the car. It was muggy as hell out there
WARMUP: n/a
THE THANG: 4.5mi normal loop
MARY: n/a
MOLESKINE: deer, owl, turkey, superchick
ANNOUNCEMENTS: PSA don’t blow off your fingers like JPP
COT: GT w/the coffee
PLAYLIST:
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Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-06-24 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , Ultratecht PAX: Hot Route, Ultratecht FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: pleasant
WARMUP:
THE THANG: ~4.5mi up the bridge and around the hood. Murph tagged along with us
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
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The Buffalo

Date: 2026-06-19 AO: The Buffalo Q: Ultratecht , PAX: Ultratecht, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Third Coast, The Bobs, Hot Route FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: See Pic
WARMUP: See Pic
THE THANG: See Pic
MARY: not present
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Juneteenth!
COT: Third Coast’s friend going through really rough times
PLAYLIST: Red Clay Strays
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Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-06-17 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , PAX: Giving Tree, Ultratecht, Hot Route FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: perfect for the 17th of June
WARMUP: n/a
THE THANG: neighborhood. 5mi
MARY: n/a
MOLESKINE: soccer talk
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: nature, Goulet
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Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-06-15 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Hot Route , PAX: Ultratecht, g-string, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Giving Tree, Hot Route FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: as good as it gets for mid-June
WARMUP: mosey and normal stuff
THE THANG: 3 supersets, 2x through, 45on/15off and a lap around the high grasses Single leg prom date Explosions Fruit roll ups Crab toe touch
Globe jumps Curtsy Supermans Around the clock lunges
Wide/diamond merkins Slow n low squat Ski abs Kristie Yamaguchis
MARY: n/a
MOLESKINE: just the weather. Pretty damn nice
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Night Moves Friday? Third Coast
COT: good coffee, good conversation
PLAYLIST: not a good one by any means. I’m disappointed in myself mainly. music.apple.com/us/playlist/90s-summer/pl.u-KVXBY7VT0MjAk
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Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-06-10 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Third Coast , PAX: Giving Tree, Ultratecht, Third Coast, greyalbum FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: 67° 96% Humidity
WARMUP: Jumped straight in
THE THANG: 4.59 mi (Ultratecht did a bit more) Avg. pace: 9:37/mi (my watch died right at the end and didn’t save the route tracking)
MARY: N/A
MOLESKINE: Lots of deer, no moles sighted
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: TAPS for more patience with w/ family for greyalbum (good reminder for all of us) and Third Coast friend Noel still living out of her car in California
PLAYLIST: The sounds of Shelby