At the Movies, 80s Style

Date: 2026-07-13 AO: Westeros Q: Vector , PAX: Papa Bear, DintyMoore, Pep, Dangle, Sherlock, Grape, Tim the Toolman, Thomas T, Right Said, Vector FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Harken with me back to a time when the Respects were young and wild, spending their summers at the movies. Movies in the 80s were a big event, with memorable soundtracks.
CONDITIONS: Muggy and perfect
WARMUP: SSH x 20 LBAC x 15 Overhead Press x 15 Seal Claps x 15 Moroccan Night Clubs x 15 RLBAC x 15
THE THANG: Run the Hill (Just Like Indiana Jones Running from that Boulder) 7s with Lt Dans at bottom and Jump Squats at top
Mosey to School Steps 25 reps of Moroccan Night Clubs Overhead Presses V-Ups Incline Merkins Explosive Merkins Squats Rinse and Repeat
Head to Playground: 25 Pull Ups, Run the Circle, 25 Dips
MARY: Flutter Kicks, Alabama Prop Dates, and One More Round of Moroccan Night Clubs
COT: – Prayers for Squatter and his daughter – Praises for the new SLT – Thanks to Grape for noting the under-appreciation of Moroccan Night Clubs as a stand alone exercise. Our shoulders appreciate that as well.
PLAYLIST: The Power of Love – Huey Lewis & the News (from Back to the Future) Footloose – Kenny Loggins (from Footloose) Shakedown – Bob Seger (from Beverly Hills Cop II) Danger Zone – Kenny Loggins (from Footloose) Ghostbusters – Ray Parker Jr. (from Ghostbusters) Holiday Road – Lindsey Buckingham (from National Lampoon’s Vacation) Cruel Summer – Bananarama (from The Karate Kid) Pretty in Pink – Psychedelic Furs (from Pretty in Pink) Somebody’s Baby – Jackson Browne (from Fast Times at Ridgemont High) Maniac – Michael Sembello (from Flashdance) Let’s Go Crazy – Prince and the Revolution (from Purple Rain) The Goonies R Good Enough – Cyndi Lauper (from The Goonies)

Bomber

Date: 2026-07-10 AO: Bomber Q: Tim the Toolman , PAX: Dangle, Pep, Black Lung, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Topps, Vector, Papa Bear, CubCadet, Chunks FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Wet
WARMUP: SSH
THE THANG:
Used the “F3 Card Pack” for a round of randomly-selected, full-body exercises
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence at the Percy Warner stairs tomorrow at 6am. Funeral for Squatter’s wife 5pm today, information elsewhere on Slack
COT:
PLAYLIST: Lots of mumble-chatter with terrible melody and tune.

Bomber

Date: 2026-07-03 AO: Bomber Q: DintyMoore , PAX: Firefox, Pep, CubCadet, Vector, DintyMoore, Tim the Toolman, Steam Punk FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Cool
WARMUP: Run to Qs house to wake him up and stretch
THE THANG: 125 yard run up/down 50 merkins 125 yard run up/down 50 squats 125 yard run up/down 50 mountain climbers 125 yard run up/down 50 lunges 125 yard run up/down 50 second plank
One pitch banana ball w burpees every three outs
MARY: n/a
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence happening soon
COT: prayers for Squatter and round of gratitude
PLAYLIST:

Sweatimus Prime

Date: 2026-06-29 AO: Westeros Q: Firefox , PAX: SalPal, Pep, Makita (Anderson Fader), Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Sherlock, Spinal Tap, Papa Bear, Chunks, DintyMoore, Squatter, Firefox FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Swampy
WARMUP: Mosey to school steps 47 SSH 10 Merkins Stretch Mosey to playground
THE THANG: Mosey to the playground. PAX started with the first exercise from the list below, then ran. Then add the next exercise and all previously performed ones, then run. Rinse and repeat. Copious sweating ensued. 2 Frog jumps 3 Star jumps 5 Burpees 7 Pull-ups 11 Merkins 13 Incline merkins 17 Dips 19 Shoulder tap plank jacks (each side is a half) 23 Fire hydrants (each side is a half) 29 Monkey humpers 31 Buzzsaw planks 37 Plank jacks 41 Mountain climbers 43 Flutter kicks 47 WW1s
We got to buzzsaw planks and then did the last 4 exercises (shortening the 47 WW1s to 4+7=11 reps)
MARY: Mosey back to startex. Sweat some more.
MOLESKINE: HR was notified of tasteless shirt removals. Also, per SalPal , prime numbers can be classified by… :sleeping:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, 1st F AOQ handoff, etc.
COT: – Congratulations and support to SalPal’s family on welcome additions and welcome (professional) subtractions – Much love and support to Squatter and his family.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6jMXhCa6xZIWsVRndSt9sP?si=18ba1abec1ff4d30

Westeros

Date: 2026-06-22 AO: Westeros Q: The Merchant , PAX: Tim the Toolman, The Merchant, Makita (Anderson Fader), Pep FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Rather moist
WARMUP: Mosey towards the breezeway
THE THANG: HIIT Workout consisting of: 30s plank 30s squats 30s merkins 30s sit-ups 30s lunges 30s side plank 60s rest
Rinse and repeat until 6:15.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Continued prayers for Squatter and his family, as well as Michelin Man’s surgery.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2N3U3A2pi42fyT1sYhQlJr?si=AQmFqi32SjCBnpXMvQFXSA&pi=tllpqexlRUaj2

F3 Doesn’t Ascribe, Describe, Perscribe, Prescribe, Inscribe, Scribe any particular faith, creed, denomination, sect, or religion.

Date: 2026-06-24 AO: Titan Q: SalPal , PAX: Pep, Makita (Anderson Fader), Young and Restless, Chunks, SalPal, Tim the Toolman, Spinal Tap, Manatea FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Heavenly.
WARMUP:
MARY: Isometric Core Work
THE THANG: 5 Hail Marys: Merkins Atomic Thrusters Reverse Lunges Y-Burpees
Then, a game of “Hail Mary” + lots of burpees.
MOLESKINE: Have a generous heart for others today.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, Franklin Convergence, SLT Handoff Convergence, Check Slack
COT: Healing and health, for those that mourn loss.
PLAYLIST:

Titan

Date: 2026-06-17 AO: Titan Q: Spinal Tap , PAX: Spinal Tap, Natural Ice, Pep, Choo Choo, DintyMoore, Tim the Toolman, Black Lung, Papa Bear, Chunks, GameStop FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Sweaty
WARMUP: The Usual
THE THANG: DORA, 11’s, and Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack.
COT: Prayers for Femurs family in Spring Hill, Squatter and wife through her treatments in Mexico.
PLAYLIST: A+++ except Papa Bear opinion.

Westeros

Date: 2026-06-15 AO: Westeros Q: Pep , PAX: SalPal, Pep, Sherlock, DintyMoore, Tim the Toolman, Vector, Papa Bear, Grape, Steampunk FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Chill in the air for June
WARMUP: Run to playground Baby arm circles Imperial walkers Good mornings
THE THANG: Tres Dora Groups of three Two stations of exercises : one at playground and one at second base of ball field Exercises: 300 pull ups, 400 wojo (jump squat) How it works A partner at each station, third partner runs from one station to the other. When partner gets to other station, he swaps with the partner there. That partner becomes the runner, running back the other station The partners sum up the teams reps
Mosey to semi circle Bear crawl to sidewalk Lunge walk down sidewalk Bear crawl back to the school
5 mericans
Mosey to startx Round of Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Franklin convergence next week July 11 11’s at stairs in Percy Warner : slt transition
COT: Squatter and wife
PLAYLIST: Dinty almost brought his speaker.

Titan

Date: 2026-06-10 AO: Titan Q: The Merchant , PAX: Tim the Toolman, Pep, bluemule, Papa Bear, g-string, Bubbles – Tyler (Franklin, TN), Hipster, Makita (Anderson Fader), Choo Choo, The Merchant, Plato, Radish, Big Red, Fireball FNGs: None COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: Warm and humid
WARMUP: A lap around the Parthenon grounds
THE THANG: The Wheel of Pain:
A wheel with 20 possible exercises is spun. PAX perform 10 reps of the selected exercise and then run a short lap. Repeat ad nauseum.
MARY: PAX circled up and each chose an exercise for the group to do.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack for details on the upcoming convergences
COT: Ongoing prayers for Squatter’s family
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6UKnVLnLxwft0zTufhrd5c?si=MaKHrt6aTp6GYru1VwUNDA&pi=dLs4EPXuS5K63

Bomber

Date: 2026-06-05 AO: Bomber Q: Strutter , PAX: Shy Guy, CubCadet, Vector, Puzzlah, Pep, Papa Bear, Topps, Strutter, Tim the Toolman, Chunks, Steampunk FNGs: COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Beautiful morning. WARMUP: Thanks CubCadet THE THANG: Not 4 corners, 5 corners. Corner 1 squats/std Corner 2 merkins/std Corner 3 squats/s&d Corner 4 merkins/asst Corner 5 Mahktar N’Deaye Modes of transport between corners: Broad Jump Burpees Duck Walks Lunge Walks Bernies Assorted methods including Boo-Boo Bear Crawls, Standard Bear Crawls, and Sprints. 3 rounds of each. All exercises were done in cadence. MARY: 55 LBCs IC MOLESKINE: Thanks for being on the show. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Strutterfest ’26 COT: Squatter family, coach. PLAYLIST: