Happy Birthday To Me

Date: 2026-08-19 AO: Titan Q: Pole Dancer , PAX: Sherlock, Plainsman, bluemule, Dangle, Pep, Firefox, Hipster, Spinal Tap, Tim the Toolman, Pole Dancer, Papa Bear II, Churro FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: static stretching, indigenous peoples run around the park, active stretching
THE THANG: Birthday Reps! 34 of each: – burpees – supermans – t-rex – squats – speed skaters – freddie mercs – mountain climbers – bama prom dates – dips – step ups – star jumps – IYTs
Lunge back to start
MARY: of course
ANNOUNCEMENTS: orger a mug, ya mug
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7wPuuNSRWdOLAnptqOzFNW?si=811fd7f504094745

Bomber

Date: 2026-08-14 AO: Bomber Q: Firefox , PAX: Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Thomas T, Puzzlah, DintyMoore, CubCadet, Papa Bear II, Topps, Pep, Sherlock FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Moist
WARMUP: Mosey to Sylvan Park Elementary. Stopped and did 10 WW1s and about a 40 second plank hold along the way.
THE THANG: On the basketball court, 10 WW1s and a 90 second plank hold. PAX lined up in a high plank and passed 2 20lb kettlebells down the row and back and then down the row and back again.
PAX split into groups of 3s at the playground. 1 partner did 10 hanging leg raises as the timer 1 partner did dips 1 partner did plank jacks 3 rounds
10 WW1s 20-30 s hollow body hold 1 minute low plank
1 partner did 10 pull-ups as the timer 1 partner did merkins 1 partner did J-Lo’s 3 rounds
10 WW1s 20-30s hollow body hold 1 minute low plank
1 partner did 10 hanging leg raises as the timer 1 partner did shoulder taps 1 partner did Freddie Mercuries
Mosey back to basketball court 10 WW1s 20 dolphin planks 10 buzzsaw planks
MARY: Mosey back to startex 10 WW1s 2 minute low plank
Fin.
MOLESKINE: – Much Alaska discussion. CubCadet caught a fish this :open_hands: big. Firefox did not witness a seal kill.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Mugs, water bottles and tumblers. Check with Dilbert – Do burpees on Saturday with Wolfpack
COT: – Gratitude – Pep’s friend
PLAYLIST: Reused playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5pZAAPF2KBxeLn9MwGSEFg?si=405f273c1cc24354

Natty 40th Beat Down

Date: 2026-08-12 AO: Titan Q: Natural Ice , PAX: Tim the Toolman, Makita, Puzzlah, Squatter, Spinal Tap, Papa Bear, Right Said, Sherlock, Pep, Natural Ice, Dragon Spark, DintyMoore, Rhombus FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Really pretty Good
WARMUP: SSH – Imperial Walkers – Straaaaatchin
THE THANG: 40s
Do forty of an exercise and run the circle ! F — Freddie Mercuries O — Old man Merkins R — Reverse Crunches T — Tricep Dips Y — Your Favorite WW1
A — American Hammers N — Nolan Ryans — From a side plank, reach your top arm underneath your body, then rotate it back up toward the sky. D — Decline Merkins
F — Flutter Kicks R — Ranger Merkins — Regular merkins, but keep your elbows tucked tight against your sides A — Alternating Crunches G — Grounded Shoulder Taps I — Incline Merkins L — LBCs E — Elbow Merkins — Close-grip merkins with your elbows staying tight
Total distance 2.5 miles
MOLESKINE: Feeling very grateful for friends and community! I moved to Nashville 10 years ago with about 2 friends living here, and I am incredibly grateful for the friends and community I have found in F3 to get through a pretty crazy decade of my life.
Thankful for you brothers!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Plenty going on!
PLAYLIST: 1986 was a great year https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0n2586dMMfu8viB9VnjLxN?si=52960a2cdc0a4fcc
Theres lots of crazy conspiracy theories in my algorithm about Nasa and Project Anchor happening today… so real glad that didn’t happen 🙂

Westeros

Date: 2026-08-10 AO: Westeros Q: DintyMoore , PAX: Pep, Thomas T, Makita, Tim the Toolman, Sherlock, SalPal, DintyMoore, bluemule, Vector, Grape FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Wet Grass, Humid Air
WARMUP: Big Lap with merkins, squats, Broga stretching
THE THANG: Small Group Work One PAX rotates through each movement Front Rack Carry Throw Rifle Carry Lunge Shoulder Carry Murder Bunny Farmers Carry Back Carry
Other PAX member rotates on exercises Plank Squats Incline Merkins Rows Freddy Mercury Decline Merkins Curls
Field for short partner sprints
MARY: Hollow Body Hold
ANNOUNCEMENTS: See Slack post from SalPal
COT: Prayers for school and F3 Friends
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/track/67V2T2fOmI803Y6FS6OJzE?si=11RVYLVoQteKLAv4vvpNfw&utm_source=copy-link

Titan

Date: 2026-08-05 AO: Titan Q: Old Maid , PAX: GameStop, Makita, Spinal Tap, Old Maid, Dangle, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Churro, Rombus, Sport Mode, I forgot 2 people… FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Clear, blue, and 22
WARMUP: Stretching, SSH, Baby Arm Circles, Moroccan Night Clubs
THE THANG: Split into 4 teams, each with one coupon. In the style of a relay race, first member of each team runs with coupon ~50 yards and back. Rest of the team is doing stationary exercise until runner returns. Each team memeber takes turn running with coupon, with other teammates continuing the stationary exercise. Once every team member finishes run, team runs together to the end. Assigned team points inverse to finishing place (4, 3, 2, 1).
3 rounds, 3 variations: 1. Farmers carry, merkins 2. Overhead carry, reverse lunges 3. Murder bunnies, LBCs
Then, indian run to Parthenon steps to do dip competition. AMRAP until last man standing. Winner gets 10 points for his team. Shout out to Tim the Toolman for crushing it and winning the whole thang for his team!
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: No CSAUP
COT: Makita weighing future with his company Churro’s sister and baby Old Maid’s brother to get him out into the gloom
PLAYLIST:

Westeros

Date: 2026-08-03 AO: Westeros Q: Natural Ice , PAX: Papa Bear, bluemule, Vector, Makita, Natural Ice, Spinal Tap, Dangle, DintyMoore, Pep, Tim the Toolman FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: pretty
WARMUP: stuff ssh and thangs
THE THANG: yeah we ran to Love circle. The goal was to constantly pick up the six. bluemule and Tim the Toolman for sure hit 3 miles.
But the good news was, we stopped a lot of merkins.
MARY: oh and we did some World War 1s
MOLESKINE: Pep got what he asked for
ANNOUNCEMENTS: I turn 40 at Titan next week. And we’re gonna do 40 a lot of stuff 40 times
PLAYLIST: healthy mumble chatter

Handsomizer

Date: 2026-07-31 AO: Handsomizer Q: Juicy J , Black Lung PAX: bluemule, Chunks, Vector, Squatter, Cuban Missile, Spinal Tap, Dangle, Old Maid, Right Said, Juicy J, DintyMoore, Pep, Black Lung, Tim the Toolman, Salami FNGs: None COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: beaut
WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, backpacks, hillbillies, imperial walkers, Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: Black Lung lead a nice first half beat down which included running up and down the steps playing a game of 11’s. These included jump squats and merkins.
Juicy J lead the second half beat down which included Dora Dora. We did 200 jump squats, 100 Merkins, 100 World War II’s, and 50 Burpee’s while the Partner ran a lap around the track. It was so much fun listening to Pep complain
MARY:
MOLESKINE: money can’t buy a fit body!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bellevue Hang August 12. Ping Juicy J for detes. CSAUP postponed
COT: prayers up!!
PLAYLIST: Black Lung : solid grunge and classic rock. Juicy J : obviously had the better playlist with Nickelback and Creed

Titan: Another Father-(Not Quite) Son Co-Q . . . with Music Trivia!

Date: 2026-07-29 AO: Titan Q: Vector , Topps PAX: Papa Bear, Sherlock, Pep, bluemule, Dangle, Thomas T, Topps, Vector, DintyMoore, CubCadet, Tim the Toolman, Churro, Rhombus, xxx FNGs: None COUNT: 14 In a sequel to the excellent Not Really Father-Son Co-Q between CubCadet and Thomas T (Steampunk), Topps and YHC tried to match the (not quite) father-son energy. And of course, we brought cards . . . and there was music. A lot of music.
CONDITIONS: Muggy with a splash of music
WARMUP: Mosey to front of Parthenon. SSH, LBAC, Overhead Presses, Moroccan Night Clubs, RLBAC, WMH, and Good Mornins.
THE THANG: Topps brought a game that has become a recent favorite of the Cubby and Vector clans — Hitster (not to be confused with our favorite PAX from across the river Hipster). In the game, a song snippet is played. The PAX had to guess the year it was released (and they were not told anything about the song like artist/title/etc. — just the music). With each song, you had to place it on the timeline (e.g., if prior songs were from 1985 and 2003, you had to decide where your song sits in relation). If correct, less reps. If incorrect, double reps. If miss 2 in a row — gotta run a lap.
Exercises included SSH, squats, merkins, LBCs, Crunchy Happy Frogs (aka “Lemon Squeezers” according to Topps), shoulder taps.
MARY: Mosey back to startex for Flutter Kicks and Freddy Mercurys.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – CSAUP postponed – Check Slack – Bomber converges at Handsomizer this week- :crossed_fingers:for a Karen experience
COT: – Prayers for Squatter
– Thanks to the PAX for tolerating a few moments of technical issues as we started the game. – YHC somehow worked up a sweat despite not being able to do most of the exercise so that the game kept a good pace . . . I was not sad – YHC’s tech issues continued into the COT, as I forgot to record the PAX video and instead had 5 mins of our post name-o-rama recorded on my phone. Anyone get the name of our Willy Lohman? – Thomas T has been placed in Vector music remediation class all day for his incorrect placement of Daft Punk’s Get Lucky, a song that he was actually alive when it was released. He’s got an immersive curriculum that includes episodes of VH1’s Behind the Music, the Summer of Soul documentary, and Vanilla Ice’s 1991 romantic musical movie, Cool as Ice. Pray for him. – Great to have Churro and Rhombus come out — we are claiming them as FNGs as per the Respect Appendix, section 5, subsection Viii. SalPal discuss with CubCadet any concerns.
PLAYLIST: Pre-game: Music – Madonna It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me – Billy Joel In-game: Too many tunes to remember

F3 Disc Golf Pro Tour

Date: 2026-07-27 AO: Westeros Q: Firefox , PAX: CubCadet, Vector, Papa Bear, Tim the Toolman, Pep, Firefox, Chunks FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Damp
WARMUP: SSH, Hoppin’ Imperial Walkers, Merkins, Stretch, Shoulder Tap Plank Jacks
THE THANG: Partner up. 1 PAX maintains a hold position while the other does reps of an exercise, then alternate. – Hollow Body Hold and 15 WW1s (3 rounds) – Low Plank and 15 Buzzsaw Planks (3 rounds) – Reverse Plank and 20 Reverse Knee Crunches (3 rounds)
Putting Practice. PAX lined up and each attempted a 10-12 ft putt. 5 merkins per miss as a group. – 25 merkins – 30 merkins – 25 merkins
Disc golf. PAX took turns moving the basket. Lunge walk or bear crawl to each of your lies. High score and low score were multiplied for burpees. – 15 burpees – 15 burpees – 12 burpees – 10 burpees – 12 burpees
YHC had a handicap on the first hole by throwing into one of the pipes below the bridge. Retrieval was… eventful.
MARY: Hello Dolly variant
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP may be moving
COT: – Best wishes for Chunks with potential project in Montana
PLAYLIST: Sorta forgot I had a speaker.

Westeros

Date: 2026-07-20 AO: Westeros Q: DintyMoore , PAX: Vector, Spinal Tap, DintyMoore, CubCadet, Makita, Tim the Toolman, Dangle, Pep FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Soupy
WARMUP: SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Willy Mays, and Good Mornings
THE THANG: 1 Merkins 2 Squats 3 Dry Docks 4 V Ups 5 SSHs 6 Burpees 7 Mtn Climbers 8 Iron Mikes 9 Freddy Mercury 10 Monkey Humpers
10 exercises, reps for each pax picked by flipping card from deck for each exercise. 2-10 Jack 15 Queen 20 King 25 Ace = pick a partner and run a lap Joker = 25 partner WWI Red = Spain (do what’s on the card) Black = Argentina (multiply card x 2) poor losers clause
MARY: Built into workout
MOLESKINE: Be Kind. Rewind
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP 50–mile teams are forming
COT: prayers for Squatter and Pep to get off the bench
PLAYLIST: Selected Hinder as first song and let it rip which led to Chunks mosh pit humping Pep when asked to show his dance moves for sad wedding songs